/hoc/

PLACE YOUR BETS
Who will be the worst team in the league this year

I think the way he was a former player he got used to dress codes.

The guy is big into navy stuff too.

edmongolian oilels

canucks

Toronto

The one with least finns

because anime isn't real

>no faith in canadian teams

I have faith in Finland

>tfw the craps finish first again and get knocked out in the second round

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>2nd Round
>Play Pittsburgh
>Lose again
>Ovie abandons to KHL

What are the odds of this happening?

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based

>sparkle dogs
>rags
>laffs
>oilels
>shorks
>flylels
>mighty cucks
>ruins
>cantpucks
>flimflams
>clots
>crapitals
>mild
>debbies
>jests
>sablels
>frogs
>islels

>kongs

>kongs

>kongs

Is that really his hair or some kind of clever shoop memery?

Calgary by far.

>Pongs

>those two pongs elimination day threads for game 6 and 7 vs tampa

>Cant Still the Bill

>Las Vegas Knights

how creative

>Putting another hockey team in a desert
>Reject teams to major sports markets in the North

Exactly how Jewish is Bettman?

Last two digits tells the amount of points Laine will score this season

oh dear god, bust confirmed

Last two digits are the amount of Fins in the top 100 in points

>01

Quebec City?

>Laine major concussion in game 1 confirmed

Quebec isnt getting a team.

Even Seattle deserves it more than Vegas, look how well Arizona is doing financially.

when will alaska get a team?

When binland gets one

>Quebec isnt getting a team.
Why?

Because Bettman is a jew and thought the Canadian dollar was to low to financially cover a teams expenses

top funny

>open 20 tabs of porn
>end up coming to the preview stills before you even watch a vid

>preseason

>that
>preseason
Are you memeing?

>scoring against shitty teams

Yep, that's right. That is all Laine is good for

>Swede defending Finland

>you
>reading comprehension

what would be the purpose of this Finland conspiracy? What is actually in the area of Finland and where do finns live?

>kongs

It's better for you if you don't ask these questions. You have been warned.

>Cred Forums in charge of error calculations
now this is just sad

on a hockey related note: how dumb are the flames? why did they use a full year of Gaudreaus ELC on a single fucking game in 2014?

holy shit pulju is elite that speed off the wing and that snap release holy fuck no one couldnt save that not even kiprusoff or myllys jesus christ pulju is going to score at least 40 goals this season +50 if he gets 1pp time and theres no way he isnt because edmonton likes this kid and so do i

Even God has a god
Pulju.

yar har har swab my beans

nice fuggin bean

new desktop background thanks

Buffalo clearly, basically an AHL team with Eichel and Evander Kane.

>couldnt deal with Byfuglien calling him a go hard with no heart

Reason they call then Buffalel

DELET!

>Matthews
>0

>McMeme
>1 goal, 1 assist

>Poopinajarvi
>1 goal

Matthews confirmed for meme bust.

\hawk\ ded

youtube.com/watch?v=o0SE6HATM8k

So why are people saying that this was an easy/slow shot for the goalie?

>zero wins

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The NHL marketing department is getting pretty desperate with the Matthews propaganda

>muh +2, dem intangibles
>won an impressive 1 out of 6 faceoffs

Patrik Pukkilaine took a hard shot last night. Notbust confirmed.

youtu.be/V9hy6u8Qbr8

>tfw no Baine meme pic

I'm so glad the Laffs didn't get McMeme. At least >we are irrelevant and never discussed. The Laffs get 10 minutes of analysis for every 2 minutes that other teams get - we're gonna hear about Matthews literally every night this season, even when he doesn't play.

Desu the only time I even noticed Matthews play was when he ringed it off the crossbar. Marner was far more impressive. God the announcers wouldn't shut up about him though.
>Matthews this, Matthews that, oh sorry for interrupting your tirade about Matthews to comment about what's actually going on in the game, now let's talk about Matthews some more

you know it's bad when plus/minus is in the headline.

>it's a secondary assist on an empty netter

Marner played a junior hockey game against a bunch of minor leaguers. I thought Matthews tried to do too much on a couple of occasions, but for Marner, it was nearly every shift. His game is not nearly as translatable to the NHL as Matthews'.

it's the same shit every pre-season. Small very skilled players who like to deke and keep puck will shine because most of the players who have spots don't give a shit to actually take the body. Then NHL season comes and everyone wonders why isn't that small guy doing what he did in the pre-season.

>Quebec built an arena that will literally never be used for a nhl team
kek

KEK

I feel bad for them

>fellow Québécois now asspained about Vegas

Thank you uncle Gary

desu I actually want a return of the Nordiques that way when Montreal gets BTFO once more the entire province bandwagons them and the Hasbs are left to rot.

I just heard canada goose outside my window.

Kill it. They're fucking cancer

Kill it, they're flying vermin

i could see them flying to the south
I just heard crows.
fuck I hate birds

birds are the rats of the air

And they used the money Alberta is forced to send them through equalization payments.

All fucking frogs must fucking hang.

This. America when you inevitably nuke us, nuke Quebec first so the rest of us can die happy.

>mad
>at Frogs

Kill all quebecers
most useless part of our "country"

2016-2017: 79+42

Cap this.

not even going to bother cappin that

so we can get laughed at in 2 months?
noo tank u

B-but think about how poetic it would be if he broke selänne's goal record and would shoot his glove down wearing a Jets jersey

Is he Cell key material?

Is who

>ZERO WINS

>3 games
>0+1

What did he mean by this?

He's saving it for the post season golf tournament.

Still better than Bustthews desu fäm.

Still better than laine

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kys

Yeah in AHL. LMAOOOOOO

I hoped for Blades of Steel as a kid, hot Ice Hockey. Good NES-gem still though.

It had Poland, what the fuck

>rags

So Trouba isnt playing this season, right?

Is there just not enough coke in Winnipegd?

A guy in my fantasy league picked Matthews in the first round. I didn't know whether to laugh myself to death or strangle the guy over the internet

he out-memed you, you should strangle yourself, desu

>Gaudreau's agent: "No intention of asking for a trade."
>Still $2 million apart in negotiations
>muh best D corps in the league
>Flimflammies

Did you get McMeme at least?

Post yfw the sharks win the Stan Lee

lmao
what a fucking retard, is he finnish? I feel like only a delusional american would do this

Which team represents /hoc/ the most?

Team USA WCOH 2016

But you're Canada

Orlando Solar Bears

Just like the Blue Jackets, /hoc/ doesn't mean anything to anyone

KEK
True though

In the first round? No, I got Ovechkin as the fourth pick, right after Crosby, Karlsson and Matthews

GO jackets

... Said no one ever

I did I'm a JACKETS fan
Quit being mean sweeden

Lmao he's an american with a spic-surname. Gotta be a severe case of the

>Kongs

Sorry :(

It's okay

Good!

Episode 3 of /hoc/ pubsub
Publix has mysteriously run out of sandwiches and the gang must find out
Featuring
Smuk jon

They actually believe he is a generational talent. Its amazing.

It was bean the whole time

Episode 4 of /hoc/ dog
A dog shows up and the local hockey team starts winning mysteriously the dog is a dank shitposter

Episode 5 of /hoc/: miracle on mars
The gang gets abducted by ayylmaos and must win a hockey game on Mars against physically superior aliens, in order to save to solar system.

espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/17704576/nhl-world-cup-hockey-colorado-avalanche-center-matt-duchene-let-separated-shoulder-sideline-world-cup-glory

Nothing compares to hockey players.

webmshare.com/play/NEZAg

Episode 6: the reroll
Everyone gets fed up playing their positiong and roll dice to decide new ones

Who /excitedforwinter/ here?
Fall is pretty based too but not having ice is a problem.

Season's finale: As retaliation for getting BTFO by team /hoc/, the ayylmaos abduct dog and ask for a rematch. Things seem bleak for our heroes, but a porcine ally descends from meme heavens...

>sunbelt "fans" don't know about neither fall or winter

>7 episode season

CAWFE

IWANEEN

pls post ice girls thx

>wanting to spoil all the episodes so that the audience won't wonder what kind of memeful events lead to the season finale in the first place

IZAT

CAWFE

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>ywn be that camera

TIME STOOD STILLLLLL

THE WAY IT DID BEFOREEEE

Who has the hottest ice girls?

Nashville

its not even close

OK, now teams that actually have fans

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>canautist getting mad at southern hockey again
rev up them sandwiches boys

He got a shutout today with a split squad. USA is just shit.

How is that anger?

>today
That was yesterday in the First world btw

i was talking about the other canadumb

Friendly reminder that Canaduh still hasn't won a relevant cup since 1993

>two most cancerous posters posting at once
cool

But I don't see kippers anywhere?

Kippers posts purposely dumb shit but at least it isn't just the same old Cred Forums garbage

Just came back, broski
I have no prob with Nashville.
but your rednecks have no chance with our rednecks

Oo baby do you know what that's worth

Artturi was practicing today with Lehkonen and Radulov. He's finally being put in a position to succeed.

Granted, he looked strong with Gallagher and Galchenyuk, but that line had to play against the top competition which hurt their scoring chances.

Fuck nhl 17. I'm 0-5-5 online now

>There are people who actually think Sebastian Aho won't win the Calder

>Artturi
>with Lehkonen

>patrick laine

That's not how you spell Jesse puljujärvi

>mfw jest picked up this bust instead of based pulju

Im not one of those people

1/2
Autist

2/2
A man with good confidence

Great posts as always Sven

Those cunts look like they're on the wrong side of 38 senpai.

That's a small car.

>Implying Bulju will get the numbers to win with Lucic and McMeme hogging the puck

lmao I've never seen anyone drive those things

its normal sized, laine is just a big guy

Thanks Pekka

It's a moped car, for small boys

You can spot them here and there in upper middle class and wealthy suburbs

Considering he'll be playing from behind all year with Lack and Ward letting in 4 goals each, I wouldn't be surprised

>Artturi was practicing today with Lehkonen
>tfw you're such a bust that they need to put two of you on the ice to get results

Cool shirt bro, Blades of Steel is a pretty good game too. Nothing tops NHL faceoff 99 though.

Those are everywhere here in southern Esbo, I dunno what its like in lower class areas though since I never visit those.

>he doesn't like the best sports game ever made

You're not gonna find them there. One of those costs like 10k Euro

Good, I wasn't the only who thought they were banged up.

And their value drops of really quickly

Fucking bench brawl. Who the fuck throws a garbage can?

youtube.com/watch?v=KSl29n1WaN8

Why does he have an orange hazard sign on the back?

Extremely sexy Finn

kids a beaut, McJesus is gonna be setting him up for years to come.

youtube.com/watch?v=GdZZ2W9suj8

Because they can only do 45 km/h

How are finns so sexy?

theyll both bust. McMeme will have 1 career high 40 goal season, le funny face finland poolparty man will never have over 30.

>Hmm it's a couple of years until I can get a real car until then should I get a faggotmobile that does 45km/h or a motorcycle that reaches 120

Its not even a bench brawl really, roaches just chimped out because they lost.

Mah nigga.

motorcycle helmet would mess up his thick wavy hair

keep dreaming

>0-3

keep dreaming

We beat you in the pre tournament

WTF??? Why would a car only be able to reach 45 kilometers per hour? Is it defective?

Sauna and Barkbread keeps skin good
Economy based on angry birds clash of clan and Nokia keeps money coming

Healthy lifestyle

Its not a car but a car body put on a moped motor. They could go up to 80 km/h I guess but are limited to 45.

Because they're driven by those who are too young to get a real drivers license

>puljus dad in charge of not looking like Laine
fukkin lmao

>his sister looks like a female version of him
Someone post that pic of Crosby's sister. Her face is a female version of Sid, but dat ass.

Wouldn't that car be a hindrance on motorways that have a limit of 100 KM?

In Canada a Learner can drive any vehicle but you must be accompanied by someone with a full license. Also cannot go over 120KM/H

Moped cars arent allowed to drive in motorways

You're not allowed to drive it on all roads. Only roads with a speed limit up to 50 km/h I believe, perhaps 60 km/h.

When you're practising for a drivers license you drive a normal car with someone who has a license, just like in Canada. And they highest speed limit is 120 km/h here, so that would be the limit for them here too.

Your not allowed to go on motorways with those.

Good times with that game, Avs were GOAT. I usually played with the sharks though. Pretty much all the game modes were fun, especially the one you could make your own team.
youtube.com/watch?v=fnayvmyploE

So it's strictly babbys first car? No elders drive these?

Would be fun for a teenager who cannot afford a real car assuming they are cheap?

don't have crosby, but I do have this

Yes.
No, since elders have licenses and usually keep their real car until they stop driving all together.

No. Since they are made in so small numbers they are quite expensive. Yo could get a decent used car for less money.

I found this.

They're also expensive because they're made with lighter materials

True

Dad looks like Gary Busey.

post dank beans

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love the rare Tom Bean

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local bean shares life twitter.com/ChefCodiGOAT/status/783035833469243393

Reminder that the ELITE Devils gave up a no-name Swedish bust in exchange for the 3rd best LW in the league.

Hole on defense? Not really, considering they signed the 2017 Norris Trophy winner.

Now apologize.

reminder that jake bean will win calder trophy

>tfw bean is a lock for the hof

he won't be in the NHL for at least 4 years lad

>tfw Bean becomes the greatest player of all time

I hope steve ott makes the roster

he seems cool

Look at that smuk fukkin Larkin

Have the captchas gotten harder lately

really annoying to puljupost when i have try to do the captchas couple times before succeeding

Harder and harder.. Some of them are just plain stupid tbf

>not using legacy captchka

>sign up for the redditgifts hockey exchange
>get a filthy fan

just send them garbage, they're used to it

>not paying the price of a dr pepper a month for capcha free meming

...

I am restarting the (You) exchange program. Give a (You), get a (You) in return!

Oh boy

Here you go friend!

>giving money freely to hiroshimoot

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>not being a patron of memes

Flyers are ELITE

>

nothing wrong with a girl with an appetite

I bet you got that idea from your mom

is that an incest joke because i dont get it

new to hockey could you briefly explain what's going on with them

Nah, just an insinuation that she likes it

>that floyers logo on the old mans cheek

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jc what is wrong with flyers fans. have they no shame??

buy him a case of batteries

>taking the wrapper off the bottle before you drink it

No

lel

in his defense the logos look near identical
easy mistake

You look nearly identical

no i just dont want to swear and use the D*** word

'darn near' identical

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strawpoll.me/11358507

important poll please answer

>Popsicle
Main ingredient: Juice
>Ice cream
Main ingredient: Milk

If you answered yes, fuck off.

fuck off leaf, I shoiuld have geoblocked your country

Last 2 digits are the amount of Points Bill will get

Doubles and he wins the Art Ross

doubles and he wins the fart boss trophy

Goddamn you you're on digit off.

Repeating integers and McMeme wins the Art Ross.

Two of the same digit and Auston Matthews wins the Hart trophy.

gimme dubs and i have dubs

re-roll, I took him in /hoc/ fantasy league

Dubs and McMeme gets injured for the 5th straight season

re-roll

Does the NHL have fighting anymore?

meme

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bad mene apply yourslef

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>get something you can ride 4 months a year
Ok

Lol he's gonna blow out a knee vs la goons

Flyers are ELITE

FUCK NEW JERSEY

poor mans Yotes jersey.

nice b8 m8

Hockey in 1 bong

No the Devils are ELITE

Fighting prolonged head injuries and suicides.

Elite in having bottom five attendance.

wrong jackets are elite
just look at this jersey, best alternate in hockey

Thats not the Ducks alternate jersey

guys is seth jones's birthday

Leave the Metro to me

you mean the shitty alternates that literally changed the color of the team? colors based on a team THAT WAS LITERALLY MADE BECAUSE OF A MOVIE KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKE BETMAN TROLLED ALL OF CALIFORNIA

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sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/ranking-top-20-centres-nhl-numbers/

>mfw I have 3 of these guys on my fantasy team as well as McMeme

How's he looked in the preseason?

thats a dank fuckin bean

>he took Connor McInjury

I guess he does put up great numbers in the 40 games you have him

For $100

Which country was this photo taken in

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>e-e-e-e-e-elite?

Literally Finland. I can see it on the calendar.

Pretty good, actually. But I'm mainly impressed by how much better he makes Henrique. I think he has a goal and a couple of assists in his 2 games.

Althouugh now I know what oilel fans mean by
>le skate in and shoot at the crest man xDDD

you win!

bonus points if you can find the cheeky wongs fan

>laffs fans think that theyre prospect pool full of offence and no defence will make them successful

Remind you of anything?

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True.

>state of hockey
>no cups

>state of hockey
>loses team

I just dont get it

they're really adamant about it

>theyre

He always was an underrated playmaker. He's fast enough to back defensemen off, which gives his linemates a little more time and space to get into position.

Do yourself a favour and watch a mild feed one time. They use "state of hockey" like a mantra, its so fucking hilarious. And then they get swept. Again.

>the state of pedosota
youtube.com/watch?v=LRvRDx5jGjc

>tfw superior northern Minnesota genetics

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>being so memetastic you can't look at a young child without thinking of pedophilia

Seek help

>the minnesota internet defence force showing up like clockwork
wew

Would anyone like to >rags post with me? :3

>rags

>rags

>rags

>hockey is beginning soon
>people still spamming dumb images

ffs

don't let this happen again

>rags

nobody is thinking of pedophilia but you, minnesota. I was just embarassed for that little kid, he had the misfortune to be born into a state that claims to be the state of hockey, and yet has zero cups, produced zero elite players, and lost a team to texas. The poor bastard has already drank the cool-aid

What's up with you Kippers, you seem kinda miffed.

>rags

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>minnesota genetics

You a native then?

Not him, but I am half native. My father is native. But I don't live in Minnesota though.

pulling the goalie wasn't very fair yesterday
but it was a fun game

How many wins will the Leafs finish with this season?

People play hockey there

Like 25

three

Believeable
memey but could happen if everything went wrong.

>bawwston

theres a trans flag? what the absolute fuck

> being a Trump supporter

>can't read
it literally says trans flag in the description you fucking moron

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_donald

Taking obviously non-literal statements as literal is an indicator of ASD.

>Taking obviously literal statements as non-literal is an indicator of ASD.

>rygs

>rugs

>rugs

>being on PP for a good amount of the first period
>Flyers constantly on the PK
>Flyers still outshoot the >rags
>rags

>reddot

>fortune

>be the year 2003
>playing Bantam A
>Coach demands we wear ties when we drive across the border for hockey tournaments
>because we need to 'represent the team'

Jesus Christ, we weren't fucking pros. We were just kids who played hockey for fun.

What a homo.

>philthy flygoons

is it half mast because someone on da Broons died?

>that hit

why is a nigger like Gudas still allowed in the league?
I mean yeah the NHL has Marchand and Lucic and those guys but Gudas just collects PIM like good boy points with his autistic tard rage

>those empty seats

>not having class
No wonder you didnt go anywhere in hockey, fag

>Snes-Jest stream chat
>One dude is named ''NIGGER NATION''
>A redditor asks him to change his username

>these butthurt rags announcers

Hurrrrr duuurrrr he was vulnerable

Gudas tried pinning him to the boards but that manlet flew off him and into the boards

Reminder

Fuck philthy

Connor McDavid

he's a bust.

>rags

>0-3
the only bust is the entire usa hockey program

you mean edmonton
mcbroken won't ever play a full season desu

Have this, too.

>R

>A

>G

>G

>G

keep dreaming

>S

>ROOT Sports Pittsburgh showing SCF Game 6 in its entirety right now

Fuck MNF I'm going to enjoy this shit once again.

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>rags
>rags

theyre kind of an underground team, youve probably never heard of them before

>go on pk
>instantly slash some dudes face
>ruuuuuuuuuugssss

oof, that's gotta be one of the worst experiences for being scored on as a goalie,
>squeeze pads
>think you got it
>dribbles out and gets smashed home

>regs

so whatever happened with that giant budwiser goal light that they put at the north pole for the world cup?

lol the fuck.

truck got bogged down and natives stole the fuel inorder to huff it.

They took it down after it went off too much.

>rags

seriously though, i watched every world cup game and they never referenced at all, seems like alot of effort to just say fuck it

i mean did they leave it up there?

>rags

>Devil fans thinking Hall won't have a shoulder injury

MAD AT CLOWNS

a few concussions atleast, he gets absolutely laid out flat a few times a month

atleast edmonton had nurse and hendricks to exact revenge, i dont know who the devils goons are

Is Hanzal elite?

I want at least 3 (You's) please

im watching memeball lads, and i gotta say that the vikings have some slick jerseys.

why doesn't the nhl have any purple teams? old kings don't count

yes

VIKINGS ARE ELITE

>oilcucks thinking larsson is a top pair d
Wasn't he on the ice for like, 4 out of the 5 goals against during that shellacking the other night?

At least he was skating on the ice rather than lying on it.

>Hall healthy for the entire season
>Oilers still suck

Enjoy 29th place, Devils.

>it's a "oilcuck desperately tries to defend getting fleeced" episode
my favorite episode desu

>jest

Jesus fucking Christ, please don't tell me you retards are gonna argue over who has the shittiest defense again?

Yeah he played super well for Team Canada at the WCH

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Oh wait. He couldn't beat out Ryan O'Reilly and Matt Duchene.

He does it to piss off his family

>Gut your blueline for a meme LW
Lou wouldn't have done that deal LMAO

>literally sign Rafalski 2.0
>"gut your blueline"

So that means he's going to split for Detroit and never be heard from again?

>Rags and Pongs legends Moore and Lovejoy constitutes a """""second""""" pairing in Jew Jerseys

This is how you reward pic related? With a shit tier blueline? Fuck you nigger.

nice "fanbase" fagioli

Ror and duchy are elite

How do you make New Jersey have a fanbase again? Do they need to win a cup? Do they need to win two cups?

They need to relocate

To where my man?

QC

Butte montana

>this triggers /hoc/
It's nice being feared again

How about Boise? They have more population.

To Jacksonville or Houston

No, fuck the frogs

Jacksonville would be nice, but I can't see them supporting a team. Houston would work out possibly.

At taking stick infraction penalties, yes. At playing hockey, no.
t. Yotes fan

nice photoshop

>wanting more sunbelt teams

>he keeps posting the same picture against St. Louis that happened during the blizzard that cancelled Philadelphia's game
Sad!

>butt(hol)e
No, it's a shit town.

There's like no where else other than the Sun Belt that they can expand to (except for QC.)

QC has an arena and will sell out every game even if the team sucks. Regardless of the exchange rates it will actually generate revenue as opposed to dropping a team in the swamp somewhere and expecting hayseeds who've never seen ice before to give a fuck

You did see the part where I said (except for QC) obviously they would work. I'm just wondering if there's anywhere else other than there that isn't a Sun Belt area could support a team too.

holy fuck dat voracek goal

i don't care if it was preseason, that was dope

Theres plenty of other spots. Seattle, QC, Kansas City have all been mentioned. Another Ontario team would even work if 3 New York teams are allowed

allaboutthejersey.com/2016/4/4/11352832/another-drop-total-average-attendance-new-jersey-devils-2015-16
>i-i-it was just one game

Where in Ontario would you put a team, Hamilton maybe?

I saw it, I'm just saying that QC is the only viable option
>brand new arena
>management willing to pony up the cash
>established hockey market
>rivalry already established
Seattle has proven themselves uncommitted to the NHL, they want a floorsqueek team. Kansas City has no arena and no willing ownership group
>laffs
>allowing another team in the area

I wish New Hampshire had a team. I really don't want to associate with Boston.

He would hate that guy, he's a SJW

>this triggers the devlels fan

Bettman explained why Canada isn't getting a new franchise: CAD isn't stable enough

Of course you're right. Obviously it is the only option.

>RUGRATS
>U
>G
>R
>A
>T
>S

COMPLETELY BTFO

And yet Las Vegas is a stable hockey market

2bhwy it could work only if they allow betting. The NFL would have a better shot at drawing fans in Vegas rather than the NHL because obviously enough who the fuck plays hockey in Nevada?

Honestly give a fucking team to Grand Forks; those they'd sell out every game

>Ovechkin

>win 3 cups
>still cant sell tickets to your fat retarded "fan"base

Do it for those digits.

>this triggers /hoc/

They play the trap so well people can't get in the building

Just drop them and let suprior team in.

I'd be down a hockey game in the desert. Didn't the yotes want an outdoor cactus game before?

t. Ivan in Leafland.

I would be down for it, but will they still have butts in seats long after the novelty runs out?

>rags

Oy vey go bluejackets

lel

did that qtp2t on TSN3 just say bean instead of been

kek
>debbies

i've asked a billion times before but nobody has told me why /hoc/ gets mad at debbies?

What did they do right in 2011-12?

Because they almost single handedly destroyed the sport

they got rid of zach parise and immediately fell apart

>poo jersey
does it really need explaining?

>this triggers /hoc/

Because why the hell would you want those peasants at the end of the 40 to get a team. Nothing is more hilarious than pointing it out to them that their hockey team plays in the juniors.

>inb4 un tabarnac de villageois pense qu'y va en avoir une équipe.

nobody is mad at the devils, we just enjoy triggering faggots who bandwagon them. we can tell it is working because you're butthurt as fuck

Probably.
I assume most people just visit Vegas and I could imagine people will too much money falling for the novelty while they are there.
London Eye's still a novelty but people spent stupid amounts of money to present to be interested or "just for the experience"

Martin Brodeur was a fraud.

Same reason they're triggered by the Predators, friend

Canagays unironically get mad when US teams are better than their entire country.

Now, prepare for
>zero wins

wtf Oilels have a new stadium?

Despite the quality of the on-ice product, they aren't broke. They have plenty of fan support and money to build a new stadium.

>poo jersey has so few fans they have to talk to themselves
KEK
E
K

Underrated

Objectively better hockey state than Minnesota

honestly North Dakota cares a lot more about hokey than Minnesota
pretty popular up here in Northern Minnesota though

why does snes keep playing Andrew "Literallly Reddit" Hammond? Is Anderson kill? Do they have no goalers in the pipeline?

How is the Oilers' new arena? Is it pretty good?

I heard the reason minnesota cant support a team is because you can't fuck your daughter and watch hockey if you're at the game so they all stay home

from the look of this video, exactly what I expected
full of Arabs and Chinese people
youtube.com/watch?v=tYDYaCftc0M

It's nice, shame about the demographics though.

attendance was like 99.8% at every Wild game I've gone to

Nah it's because most of the fans can't get within 100 yards of a place where children congregate

Does Minnesota really have children though? Wouldn't they have anywhere to go because of all the sex offenders?

Anderson is dealing with personal issues atm.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>DEVLELS
FUCK NEW JERSEY AND THE FANS THEY DON'T HAVE FUCK YOU DEVLELS

Flyers are ELITE

What's next for Peter "Lost in the Stanley Cup Finals" DeBoer?

Losing in the WCF.

90% of fans in NJ aren't even Devils fans.It's Flyers in the south and Rangers in the north.

>It's nice being feared again
r u gey or autistic?

>a few pre-season games left
>STILL not playing our starting oster
>STILL playing ECHLers that'll be sent down when the pre-season is over

GET THE FUCK OUT!

DELETE THIS!

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

that's the same problem the New York Jets have
most people in the tristate area root for the Giants and Eagles

Honestly Kippers this season is a wash.

What went wrong? He showed a lot of potential on Arrested Development

Devils autist

Whoever the canadian guy BTFOing him is godspeed but you've entered an endless shitpost battle.

and I KNOW shitposting

>implying there is a difference between your starters and ECHLers

Flyers are ELITE

I'm old enough to have watched the Flyers cup wins.

>when an american shares his hockey "knowledge"

...

>win a preseason game in ot after blowing a 3-0 lead
>WE'RE ELITE
wew

>Vancouver drafting

they kidnap them from wisconsin

That picture could represent just about anything with Vancouver.

Wild have over 100% every game

hockeydb.com/ihdb/draft/teams/dr00008756.html

What did they mean by this?

Vancouver will start going the rags route of trading picks

>rags

>wanting your best players to get injured before the season even starts by some highschool faggot trying to make a name for himself

new
thread

there are empty seats
veyr few, but there are some

fucking Ehlers being given a goal

>early

>Dick Rash

Why do people think this man is a good hockey player?

>rags

Do you honestly not realize how many Quebecois visit las vegas each year.

Fucking frenchies love gambling.

this girl is the dream wife

Quebeckers are fucking degenerates, there are slot machines everywhere in that province.