Post the league standings of your country

>liverpool
>juventud
Kek

all jimmy jeggo

>Altach above Salzburg
>Oberlin, a Salzburg loanee is part of the reason they're up there

what happened to Penarol?

They suck. They now have over 300 minutes without scoring.

My team (Caen) so far, far away from the top... this season will be long

Is that River associated with the argentinian?

>tfw have to catch up 7 points in 5 games (we play spring-autumn)

Nope.

>his country doesn't have a 0-2-29 team

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Río_de_la_Plata

Jeggo is pretty damn good. He's weak tactically, but he runs around like a madman and tackles everything.

Might develop into a decent player in the future, who knows.

Bretty close race so far.

>this shitface
The colors are the same

Greatest league in the world ?

based cnaptak

What team do you support, and where the fuck is the Dinamo?

fucking zenit
we are fucked now
bring back spalletti

Dinamo were relegated m8

>Dinamo
Relegated last season. Lokomotiv going in the same direction so far.
>What team do you suppor
Based POCTOB, obviously.

>tfw Juvewinslol and Napoli/Roma choking started earlier this year
not yet but we are working on it

isn't psg supposed to be the bayern munche or juventus or ligue one? a shitty league dominated by one good team? what happened here?
Did they also turn to shit or did the other teams get good?

What part of POCTOB are you from, m8?

Where is drogheda? I knew a severe autist who liked them

based Crotone

Zlatan left m8

Ibra left, David Luiz left. Monaco suddenly got good and Balotelli is good enough to be the best player in Ligue 1, so Nice got good.

Nahalovka.

Rostov still giving cards

n i c e

>Brann
>2nd

Nice actually has a good scouting team

Monaco has a great manager too ofc

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GO OK POCTOB

Bonus point if fifteen or more of these team names ring a bell to you.

>mfw based balo will win ligue 1

Based Chaves up there

>Las Palmas and Leganes above Espanyol and Valencia

>FCKwinslol

At least my team(SonderjyskE) has started playing well again, after they got kicked out of Europe.

So far so good

How's Zahovic doing?

Balo is good for sure, but he can't carry the team alone. Nice is also good without him

2 or 3 years ago he was basically a youth player for my local team (Melbourne) and barely got off the bench, now he's playing regularly for the Austrian league leaders

>maribor not first
REEEEEEEE

No man can carry a team on his own.

In the 13/14 season, Viborg got relegated last place, but their striker, Thomas Dalsgaard, was the leagues top scorer with 18 goals.

Lifelong Poctob supporter here, we're not a one hit wonder.

>no John Mary carrying Inter to a Serie A

>Danubio
>Liverpool
>Boston River
>Wanderers
ffs make up your own names

>not Giovanni Mario

He's doing ok, not getting much playtime, but he is performing when he's subbed on. Scored a goal 2 days ago.
>mfw
Shit manager is dragging them down.

How popular is Danubio? There's an announcer for ESPN Deportes who is a huge Danubio fan and always talks shit about Nacional and Peñarol.

I'll let you guess who's first in the Bundes

RB Leipzig?

It's like the 3rd or 4th team here.

>tfw was at Hertha-Hamburg and the whole stadium cheered when Köln equalized

Dyanmo Dresden bringing the heat?

Giovanni Mario is doing well but they changed manager in late august so the team is still not ready

had a leicester moment last year but everything is back to where it should be

also

>tfw targu mures fan

inb4 get called bozgor, only 1/64th bozgor m8

Vieira is a god

Oh wow. What a shit defense they must have had

>juventud
what the fuck

Something for a change

You can think Paulo Bento

they actually beat AEK 3-0 kek

Olympiakos are shit and always depend on Spanish and Portuguese rejects

>Paul Wind being so bad that he manages to not reck with Olympiakos

How?

Are there any Spartan clubs?

>juventud

PFFHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Leave feyenoord to me

>this clueless fucks
Juventud means youth

to me

wanted to post this too but l'll post the bozgor league because l'm also bozgor

based vasas ending the fradiwinslol

Leave cnaptak to us

what does liverpool mean

and to me

Pool filled of livers.

is UCKA good?

>tfw more serb than bozgor but still get called bozgor

fucking southerners man

L'hiver is the winter. Pool is a type of billiards or someting

Leave it to us

>caring about mitici

macar noi ni-s albi

As long as you are in the first 8 places points does not fucking matter as our league is retarded. First 8 pass to "la liguilla" which is a knockout stage (quarter finals) with two legs each game. I fucking hate it as the team with most points rarely wins, so it makes the entire league pointless

>86 GF and 26 GA
>4th
>1st has 68GF and 31 GA

what

Yep playoffs on a league are pretty stupid

The team placed fourth probably statpadded like there was no tomorrow when they played against the league's abismally bad teams

Sparta FC, coming from the Lakonian local leagues to the B division in just a few years, they have a rich owner (same one who has Panathinaikos BC) and are expected to get promoted

Hope he does, Olympiakos are a criminal club that takes advantage of the country's situation

>shitting on the league
>one of the ties was over 15mins(Yes, I counted) of players faking injuries and taking ages to do simple freekicks and other anti-game shit so the game lasted 2hours
>35y old striker does shit all the whole game and has 10 goals in 10 games

So good so far, I regularly go watch them with my dad and the banter between the old dudes and away players is hilarious

Persian?

>be manager
>get hired by olympiakos
>a team known for having the league fixed for free wins
>somehow lose

based bento, no idea how he constantly got 2nd and even got a 1st place robbed with sporting with such a shit team that he had

>Cova da Piedade came this year from the CNS
>is now 6th
wew

sign more
i beg of you
sign this ugly faggot

because they're cancer in team form

the tie I talked about was with them, shitfaces literally burn time and fake injuries all the time

>30 teams meme league

Thanks Obama

How does a 30 team league even work? Do you play each team once and then have a playoff? Doesn't this lead to a bunch of shitty teams at the bottom that everyone just stat-pads against?

Didn't you have a very talented young offensive midfielder with Fellaini-like hair (except not dyed)? I remember someone from the persian gulf being linked with Benfica

>How does a 30 team league even work?

It doesn't

Grondona created this monster 2 years ago and then died. I hope he's burning in hell

exactly
but it´s a transition tournement if I understood right, it will be 18 teams

Nah, you're probably thinking of the s*udi transplant playing for the united pakistani emirates who is cashing his talent in for kebabs in the middle east instead of a career in europe.

Anyway. PLEASE SCOUT OUR NATION BIG STRONG EUROPEANS

>Colon
>Huracan

>literally who villages leading the league
what the fuck

Yeah they changed our league to that system this year. It's fucking shit, I already miss the regular system ._.

>Start
>At the bottom

Omar Abdulrahman, yeah that was it.
Azmoun was linked this year too but I doubt it was serious

>Arsenal

The only good things about a playoff system is the hype it generates in the final stages.

Yea I saw that link but he only just officially signed to Rostov from Rubin Kazan this summer so it was unlikely. He was linked with Schalke too, either would have been brilliant for him

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Yes. They are very good at bying refs.

Lokomotiv is the working class team, isn't it? Or is it the police team?

Colón is Columbus in Spanish

20, like it used to be

We'll have 4 relegations and 2 promotions per season for 5 years until we go back to normality

spartak is peoples team
cska is army
dynamo is police

Hradec Kralove is a shitty city
Brno is decent
Sparta Prague football team can suck my dick

Go Dukla

>Whitest team in the league wins lol

How is Rosicky doing?

fuck sparta indeed
brno is brotier
hradec is small

patrician choice

I thought internacional were supposed to be good, since they play the libertadores and shit

injured

>google Palmeiras to check their current squad
>they have 34 players on loan
wtf, is that common in Brazil?

Oh. What is Loko then?

tell me that's a joke

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

This year they fucked up a lot. In The first 10 rounds, they were fighting for the title, then they lost and tied the next 13 rounds.

just like the name says, club of railroad workers, and I think they are somehow pro communist, not sure if im right about that.

>lokomotiv means railroad related
Never fkn crossed my mind

turn west, walk west until you drown

soon
o
o
n

this is Lokomotiv famalam

>Colon
>Lanus

naughty lads

did they lose to corinthians again? maybe another DVD will help them

I can't be alone in not noticing it. Don't be mean

Yeah yeah we call it locomotiva

The communists did that a lot.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_associations_(East_Germany)

I can see your a gamba using a french proxy. Hue.

Do you still have that shitty, coefficient based relegation system ? Is there any plan of dropping it in the future ?

I just noticed the English on this article
top kek

>tfw not qt Farense

>German """""""""""English skills""""""""""

What the fuck
>Ossi "historians"

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What part of Italy your from m8?

Fucking one-team league now, used to be quality back in the glory days

>Lokomotiv
>Locomotiva
>hmm I wonder what it means
smdh

>tfw no based FCV

>Nice
>P0
allez le gym allez allez

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>palestino
Was Pinochet somewhat of an anti-semitic?

>mfw all old shit contracts finally end
this is our year la
>mfw buy best players from every team in the league
this is it la we're gonna walk this
>mfw buy both last season top scorers
this does not fookin slip
>mfw peñakeks

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>racing club
>it's a football club

>mixing up A League and Serie A

EXPOSED

Our team was eliminated by them, and Flamengo is like a fucking Liverpool in Brasil. Respect, I guess.

Wow. I even kind of support the palestinian argument but wanting all of Israel is only laughable

Are the other numbers made of that 1?

Are the spurs for real this season or are they going to blew it?

Most clubs here aren't football clubs, they start as social clubs of sport clubs in general. Gimnasia and Esgrima de la Plata means "Gymnastics and Fencing"

Clubs are +100 years old, lot of them were created before football became popular

> clube de regatas flamengo
SAILING LMFAO

HAHAHAHA WTF

hopefully they'll be back next season but I dont know how they're doing currently
kek at olhanense though

Faro is shit

Idk man, I was on some exchange program with my school. Hradec was really meh, but the family took me to Brno because his sister was studying there, seemed like a nice city.

I hate Sparta Prague because my team was so close to EL-Groups, but they fucked them over in the 82' minute

Million Dollar question José

regatas means rowing, they actually have a rowing program

no one likes the jews here

>Start
>Still at bottom
Fuck my life

I think they went bankrupt?

Why do/did you support them? ._.

>Based Benfica in first place again
When will Sporting and Porto cucks just end themselves?

Polak here
Welcome to the absolute meme league

Where Wisla Krakow, 13-time Polish champions, are unironincally last.
Legia, reigning Polish champions, are only 10th

Meanwhile, a plastic team from a little Southern Polish village (less than 1,000 inhabitants) is 2nd...

>With a population of only 750, Termalica Bruk-Bet Nieciecza is the football club from the smallest village in history to qualify to the top level of a football league in Europe (former record was held by FK Chmel Blšany).

This is from a year and a half ago

But now you're here

and I thought my village was overachiveing by playing in the 5th tier

lmao whats going on

>that blšany note
almost forgot that village existed man

The club was bought by the local stone slab company (2nd biggest stone slab producer in Europe) in 2004
This is how they managed to get promoted from the 8th league to the top league in like 10 years, it's ridiculous.

Basically the Hoffenheim of Poland, only even more extreme, because Hoffenheim is 4 times as big as Nieciecza....

I know nobody cares but I'm hype as fuck Municipal is at the top of the table for the first time in something like 5 years.

...I'm Guatemalan btw

Milan! Winning 4-3 yesterday

>the village of Spain

>tfw on loan to Lyngby in my FIFA player career

feels good man

Surprisingly good start from them this year, they were promoted into the top flight after last season.

Brondby is finally looking like a proper team again, after 10+ years with bankruptcy looming, or relegation. We need them in the top, since they and FCK and the only teams in the league that can fill their stadiums. Their derby is called New Firm.

feelsgoodman.jpg

No it's not, its just that we was full of shit players that no one would want to buy in 2014 so we decided to loan them all.

>mfw all the butthurt on facebook today

This is how last season ended. Season starts soon
>those absolute chokers in the top2

Isn't whatsapp banned in Brazil?

Forgot pic

What Jordanian team should I root for user?
Tell me about different teams of your country

My home city team looking good.

Go IRT.

>This
Liguilla Is the shit, seperates the men from the boys. If not for that system, the league would literally be
>Americawinslol

holy fuck lmao

Yes

No

>River 2nd
wew, the state of this league

I really hope Vojvodina finishes above Partizan, would be good bants

>All the "people" ITT hating on based Playoff systems

The argument that "m-muh best team doesn't win" in a playoff system literally holds no water. In order to prove their worth, teams need to be able to play both consistently well and excell at a knockout round, this prepares them for their eventual Champions League and the Club World Cup.

No, it was banned for like 2hs months ago.

>Club World Cup

The Club World Cup is for European clubs what the WC in handegg is for Americans.

>My team isn't good enough to get to the CWC partly because they're in no way prepared for knockout-based competition in the UCL

>Club World Cup
>tf
>tp

>Yuropoorian Clubs
That's not how you spell Spanish and Brazilian clubs
You faggots might not take it seriously (because your shit teams can't compete in it) but sudacas and panchos over here do.

>Portugal
>18 team First Division

why

>hating on based liguilla system
Fuck off, it's fucking based, makes the tournament more exciting. I bet you're a Cuck Azul fan.

My team literally has a Club World Cup (former Intercontinental Cup) trophy. :^)

damn ancelloti is starting to look like the sausage head guy from doctor who

M8...

Denmark has a confederations trophy from 1995(I think?) No one gives a fuck about it and it's pretty much the same tier as the Club WC.

All we care about is WC, EC (1992 stronk) and the UCL.

>Club World Cup

How do you expect us to take what you said seriously when you end it like that

Its our year m8

Does Zivkovic have any history of being injured? Was unlucky to get injured in the pre-season, just recovered

Juventud = youthfulness

more accurate

so I guess you are from Vojvodina or delije?

i personally like partizan, but then again im not from serbia

Literally the only Dutch team I hate for not giving based Pappa a chance

Leganes and Alaves are the only ones I've never heard of desu

Wouldn't that be something like juvenilidad?

Maybe in the Americas it's a challenge to beat an european club.

the Argie league was a mess before and they've somehow made it worse

No, Juventud means both Youth and Youthfulness.
>Juventud Patriota=Patriotic Youth
>Mi juventud=My youthfulness

that's, juvenilidad = rejuvenation = rejuvenecimiento

Yep
At least they're slowly going to get back to 20 teams

CHI

That's curious, when we say «minha juventude» it means «[the period of] my youth»

What? Juvenilidad implies a transformation?

I am a delija, but it's honestly about breaking the stale Zvezda - Partizan run for the league, it'd be nice to have a third competitor.

yeah, it's something used on plants lol that's why it's such an odd word.

Let's have one of these threads

yeah it would def help the league

I got two serb friends, one is from BGD but doesnt like football, altho he lives in the partizan "area"

second is from novi pazar, and looking at the table it looks like they are bunch of shitters

>7th even though we were officially relegated for 2 months

feels fucking good man

I swear every middle eastern country has a team called Ahli

novi pazar is a small town so not expected to do much

the owner of partizan is based though, my delija friend with his group of friends met him in a store recently and they were banting him and he just laughed it off

Real Oviedo here

just relieved to be out of Segunda B at last

Fucking Astra giurgiu

REEEEEEE

nice, i bought 4 "shares" of real oviedo
still check in on you guys sometimes

he actually told me he is nice too, apparently he somewhat knows him and some people from partizan because his dad represents them

How big is Alonso in Oviedo?

How does that work? Do you get a return fee every year?

Who do you support user?

>3 big rivalries make up the top 6

What a time to be alive.

You have to go back

you mean from serbia? partizan (wouldn't exactly call it supporting since last time I saw them play was last years EL)

It's 4.

United-City
Arsenal-Tottenham
Liverpool-United
Liverpool-Everton.

no I meant who's your club

it's for the best, I wish serie a went back to 18 teams aswell

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I think he's implying 18 is too much

ofc they're very patriotic

Is Tijuana the club that's only a couple years old?

lel the aforementioned friend also supports united next to zvezda

>Liverpool literally gave him away to cuck di maria (former united player)

it should be 10-12, Vila do Cavalo FC playing with Porto Sporting and Benfica is stupid

lol, well next to united i support Slavia Prague, other than those I like some teams across europe, f.e. Partizan

Slavia has a great emblem

>tfw last time a serbian team was in the CL was Partizan in 2004/05 back when Porto wasn't shit

might as well merge it with the spanish league

¡Never!

clueless

it might be slightly too big but to be completely fair on performance level we'd only have ~10 teams. Everything is very leveled from the 5th/6th place downwards. And those places don't ''belong'' to no one

yeah the emblem is pretty goat

hopefully slavia will get into europe soon too, after all this struggle it looks some decent stuff might happen now

is the derby still that violent?

would root if they make it

idk really I am not that invested but from what I've heard it seems it has been growing less intensive the past few years

for the better I guess

good talk to you user, see ya.

Nope, play offs are only used when we need to the end the tournament early. Even then, when that happens, there are more unprofessional stuff happening to worry about.
Its a regular all vs all + one extra matchday of derbies.

And not, even tho there are teams clearl inferior, statpadding isnt a thing. The best teams just won 3-1, 2-0, 1-0 against the last ones. Bottom teams winning against top ones is not usual but isnt uncommon neither.

>knob
>colon
>arsenal

kek

>Posting fake tournments
user, pls. here's the true brasileirão
Based Palestino. I want to buy a shirt of them

You can't deny Brenny is the GOAT now

>getafe

wew lads what happened there

>6-1-0
>-1-

when did celtic become so shit?

returning to their rightful place

>All these acronyms
Truly ASD

>The second place don't even have the badge

>rangers

Rip.

currently in first place

feels good, man

CHI

Mansourian needs to get his shit together, if Tractor Sazi or Persepolis win this fat fuck league I'm going to kill myself

Leganés and Las Palmas only

also where's Zaragoza?
not a fan of La Liga but I remember them being there

They'll inevitably blow it, hopefully they keep this up for a while before losing at the Emirates and then falling apart in hilariously embarrassing fashion

>the city of san jose
honestly it's quite retarded to show the average points per match.

Might as well post >mlels since nobody hasn't
MLS has 2 conferences just like in our other 4 major sports. Best team gets the Supporters Shield and home pitch advantage for the MLS Cup Playoffs

Lazy ass Google. It's not a bad badge either.

Lausanne also have the only current Best Korean national team player in Europe.

>Helsingborg
I thought that was the Swedish name for Helsinki, or is that Helsingfors?

>Real Salt Lake
i cry everytime

challenge league

>the city of Wil
>all that money spent and they're 9 points off the top
>manager arrested for a role in the Turkish putsch

Meme league.

those names sound like tank model names

What the fuck has happened to FC Zürich, Tihinen against AC Milan neva föget

shit management and shit coach

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Tractor forever m8

Haha oh shit didn't remember Hyypiä went there. Had a nice little stint at Leverkusen

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Mijn neger
Ik ben nooit de hoop verloren

>yfw Tractor FC is a real thing

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> Guangzhouwinslol

imagine being a cuck that doesn't support Celtic

As a Pole, I can confirm that meme magic of our "Extraclass"... I don't know why, but only Zagłębie Lubin can play something from our "European Qualifiares, Piast, Cracovia & ofc Legia play shit in league... Remember fact, that after 30th round our league is divided to two parts: top 8 plays for championship and european cups, bottom 8 plays for relegation. You cannot say who will win this league before 37th round ends (after 30th round there are 7 extra rounds for teams 1-8 and 9-16), because Ekstraklasa is filled with meme magic... Did I say, that after 30th round points are divided?

>Best Korean national team player in Europe
That reminds me of the portuguese guy that had a Best Korea shirt on the 2010 WC. Can't find the pic
I wish we had one in our league

>manager arrested for a role in the Turkish
wew

>changchun yatai logo
>evrytim

never heard of alaves leganes and osasuna thought that was italian

This -1- was against Inverness CT away

which one was the favorite team of Pablo Escobar?

way before pinochet's time

Atlético Nacional

>O'Higgins

no team called Bogota
why not?

What happened to based triglav? I used to be their manager in fm13

There's one in Primera B (2nd level)

Portimonense masterrace

Gonna save those guys on /trb/ 2017

>tfw nantes supporter

Also, official name of city of Bogotá is "Santa Fe de Bogotá"

Independiente "Santa Fe" is from Bogotá

what part of scotland are you from m8?

>more than half of the division makes it into the playoffs

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>arsenal

Wonga OUT

But the doggies won

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Any team playing in Vladivostok?

BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

What happened to Grozny?

luch energia

nuffin fc-terek.ru/en/

We need them in the european competitions to break the Lisbon-Astana record

send them a couple grand oyro

We need our ouro for when the gold standard comes back

>wings of soviets

>real salt lake

t. Franky Vercauteren

Imagine a Santa Clara - Luch Energia Europa League game.

I met 5 swiss girls that came abroad to Venezuela once, they were from Lausanne, tottaly wanted to bang them, i had a shot with the eldest but we went out one night and tried to talk the twins into a threesome and ruined everything.

How bad did i fuck up Cred Forums?

>swiss girls voluntarily going to venezuela

they were probably crazy or some edgy communists

you dodged a bullet there m8, don't feel bad about it

They were sort of commies i guess, listened to reggae and Pinkfloyd's welcome to the machine alot.

They were also couchsurfing. So i guess i probably dodged a bullet. But boy they fucking hot.

get some rest on the plane ride over lads

>dodged a bullet
what the fuck are you on about, he missed out on sex why the fuck would anyone care about the political views of some girl they're fucking

Don't forget they read it "reel"

because there is a life after the sex is done and crazy chicks (and commie chicks are crazy in 99% of the cases) tend to react not too rational if you don't want a real relationship with them afterwards

and next thing you know, they drag you into a guerilla war against the government until their edgy commie phase is over and daddy sends money so they can return home, while our venezuelan user bro here would be stuck living in the jungle and being forced to fight the government even though he doesn't want to

let's face it, this is what would happen
so yeah, he dodged a bullet there

t. retard virgin

t. naive pacifist

Write naïf, it's more offensive

best regards

I mean, it's not a fake salt lake

No, id be ded already if cruz azul fan. Chivas all the way. It is okay la liguillla, what piss me off is that there is no official recongnition in finishing first place, and there should be like in all the other countries. Thats why there is little consistency between seasons in mexican teams except for a few, there is no use for it when you can be the champion even having 15 points less than the first place but qualifying for liguilla. There should be a liga title for the first place and make the liguilla a meme cup for the first 8 places.

Second division

And it's not a royal salt lake either, right?

>CARABOBO

WTF Venezuela?