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le don't defend belt man
4 scoops > 2 scoops
No namers on the MMA hour this week
stipe tapped
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some one should swap out buffers card so it reads tyrone the race baiting groid woodley next fight
Back Down.
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i won't
>bisping still listed as favorite
free money lads
dat torque
>low paying jobs
Good thread
thanks bro
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I hope overroid signs to RIZIN or something
>Lesnar is the only man in history to win their next fight after beating Frank Mir
Made me think
I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday
>chimney sweeping is now a meme
good grief
Adan is a living, breathing meme.
Wow, thanks man, I really appreciate that you took the effort to put this together so we can keep track of what's going on in mma worldwide, what a pleasure is to have you!
>"I'll tell you who I don't think deserves it -- Yoel Romero," Bisping said on Monday's edition of The MMA Hour. "I don't think he deserves it. There's no smoke without fire. He got a reduced sentence, but the fact is, he still got a sentence. Even if you take performance enhancing drugs, the benefits of those stay in your system for a long, long time. So I don't think Yoel Romero deserves it."
>"I beat Luke Rockhold, I knocked him out Yoel Romero I have no interest, Jacare is another guy, he's nice as well. They're all worthy, they're all very very good, but of course Yoel is coming off a ban for performance enhancing drugs. But other than that, you know who I think wins? I think Weidman beats Romero and I think Jacare beats Rockhold."
I'm starting to like Bisping.
why do we even bother with that list no one talks about most of it and who cares about news ffs
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Why even bother using /heem/ outside of gamethreads
What do you enjoy about being here
he's a poor mans MVP
did ufc pay you for this or yo do it for free
MVP has never uppercut someone that hard
that's the joke i guess, nobody gives a fuck about it
RIP Barncat
Time for another 5 year break
What are you talking about? It helps keeping up with the different dates and interesting info around MMA
>le hairline man takes a nap
it's the artist structure we must have in every thread yet we don't need any of it.
Has Barncats chin officially been deleted?
Karolina is gonna get TKO'ed, noĊabdi is gona tejk dis belt from Goblin
That was a fun heem. I love how he gets wobbly and Nate locks on and loads up a kick
that's because he likes to smash his opponents skull in with superior striking technique, why use uppercuts when you can use flying knees.
Joanna is going to sleep, she can't take dat left hand
i miss young barncat
he had it all. the money, the women, the belt, the hair
where did it all go wrong
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Nate went easy on him
She may go to sleep from how boring Decisionlina Decisionkiewicz is
don't fucking make me sad right now bro
>le got the belt due to affirmative action man gets BTFO
this
Deleted as fuck, guys who make silly faces for that long are done
Is Marquardt the most aesthetic white boy in mma?
6'+ fighters only pls
Hes the most roided one for sure
NATE I BELIEVE YA
Timmy Kennedy is fuarkin juicy
Jon Jones is
T-Rex arms, not aesthetic
Luke Rockhold you fucking goof
Also Stefan Struve is an adonis bro
Kennedy is not on the gas anymore, he hasn't been on the gas since he was gunning down children in iraq. These are facts.
>JoTKO
great little video
Why is he such a weirdo?
Americans, do soldiers who enjoyed war are all this weird?
how is that weird, he is a professional soldier
Does anyone else think hes crazy?
Like i was listening to him on the mma hour the other week and he was talking about how he'd just come back from a secret mission or some shit were he was a spy
Surely if that was true you wouldn't be allowed to publicly talk about it?
Dude thinks he lives in a movie
I heard you faggots were talking shit.
dude he's personally responsible for murdering some of the highest level Taliban members
A Tim a day, keeps ISIS away
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barnett is my new boy
>new boy
he walks out to anime 189er
Sure but surely you cant talk about top secret undercover missions publicly? But he was doing
Did you not see his statement that read something in the lines of how he doesn't give a fuck about killing babies?
Or did you not see his pedophile van dyke?
Such a talented, skilled, amazing person.
i doubt he was talking about something secret for the military it was probably about his tv show
so what, that guy has seen some shit
Hating Tim Kennedy should be a criminal offense.
>surely
You know how I know youre reddit?
explain this picture
>youre
Nice English lad
Tim is so based
Is that an attempt at bait or are you that stupid?
I'm not the one with grammar issues
Tim needs to walkout to American Badass.
Why is everyone so jealous that we're a bunch of full Natty savages?
Venom only gatekeeps jobbers and the bast their primes, he'd either be wrestlefucked or ko'd by anyone decent
i like tim but sometimes he is kind of weird.
>Tim Kennedy
>5 ft 11
Manlet
Stinging eyes? Use a sweatband dude.
his facial structure and voice patterns not only confirms he's gay, but that he's a slutty bottom, I'd say his ass is held in with cotton wool and masking tape when not in use
He lied to get in green beretes, they won't let you burrow into foxholes to flush out charlie if you're above 6'
You seem like you know a lot about that kind of thing.
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no one is wrestling MVP lol
>john dodson the turd
bit rude no?
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>tfw Tim Kennedy walks out to it aint me at 205
What is Valerie Coalburneau thinking here?
well i've fucked about 150 guys, I think i'm qualified
>implying he would walk out to a song about not wanting to fight in war
he's a proud american soldier my man
Could Kennedy pull off a Freebird entrance, full 9 minutes?
More like what's Raquel going to think about Adrade putting her arm around Tecia.
I could delet every chin here
>implying tim has that kind of time to spare
Buddy as soon as he first round heems Rashad, he'll board a spec ops aircraft to be briefed and transported to an undisclosed location.
this is now a sweet chin music thread
That's actually Nunes.
Tecia is cucking Raquel for a champeen.
>Eddie admitting he's fighting for bum money at 205
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I wish I could go back to being 9 years old.
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>YESSS another wedding party
>lock and load boys, I won't miss the ringbearer this time
someone rein in this goof
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report this mandrama fag
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I am
Make me
Make me
Make me
Thanks man! Awesome!
>when the guy who beat the shit out of your boy gets subbed in two minutes by an unknown
This is an abstract kind of feel
He's here
>you now remember there was a hypetrain forming after he got that big sub of Samman
Fuck I hate the new camera work in WWE.
Why does he go to sleep?
>actually thinking a Conor McGregor fan wouldn't like mandrama
hahaing at you pal
what did you guys expect
Oh right, the mods and jannies are all mandrama dorks.
he used up all his energy on that one big offence, just like in the japanese manganimes
>me vs u (imanari)
it seems like the janitors here are actually starting to like shitposting
they were right on me when I made a thread 20 posts early but adan does it all the time and they never seem to care
me (lewis) vs you (gonzaga)
>all this anal pain
>me me me me, use my thread, watch me dump my webms, me me me
Shut the fuck up for once holy shit
Replying to yourself again?
relax faggot
i hardly ever refer to myself in the first person except when people bring me up or when my identity is relevant to the post
like right now
Gentle heeminder that if you weren't happy as fuck when he wont the belt and don't consider his 199 moment as the best moment of 2016, you're not a real FiteFanÂİ.
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/heem/'d himself
This.
lmao, is he dead
>posting MMA content in the MMA general is attention whoring
It wasnt even the best moment of that night.
virtually every roadfc and onefc event are free on youtube
what a time to be alive, lads
>he was winning till he lost
don't joke about that man, my mother's husband died that way
Best post Spain has made
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Local Florida MMA reporter Christopher Rothstein provided Fox Sports with a statement from Samman's mother:
"Josh is still in a coma, and more tests are being done. That is the latest update on my son's condition. And in spite of speculation, there was no heroin found in Josh's system whatsoever. No matter what people are posting on social media.
"The reason I am making this statement is, because Josh touched so many lives, and loved inspiring others, especially young people. I don't want them to lose faith in him, and whatever he brought out in them, because of the lies. He would want them to "never give up."
>used to train with Cathal
>fights the exact same way in his first fight as he did in his last
still cant believe he got into the ufc, fair play to him though, guy's a fucking party animal too.
he drinks alcohol? fuck him
>you now remember Cathal Pendred had a 4-2 record in the UFC and a 17-4 record in MMA
>drinks alcohol
he's hovered up half of Columbia too, got dragged out of coppers a few times
*hoovered
scumbag
hopefully he stops his bullshit
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>Mousasi wants Trump as president
Meme magic
Real recognizes real
based
Seconding this
Are they back together? :3
They've been together my man
seconding this
list of trump supporters so far:
dana white
chris weidman
tim kennedy
gegard mousasi
Here's a fun tip
When hand fighting in the clinch, instead of just going for wrist control or the overhooks, feint going for the double underhooks, then follow up with an outside knee on the left side for an easy liver shot
Duck in and stand close, almost chest to chest, then push up and out with your hands - he'll either be forced to square up his guard, allowing you to sneak up the middle with an uppercut or a knee, or if he tightens his arms to his chests to defend the underhooks, knee him in the side
This works great if you're up against the wall or cage, but it works in the open too, if you have the forward momentum
add Holly Holm and Urijah Faber
Is there a anyone in the top 10 Lightweights that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Conor Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Conor Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Conor either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Conrad McGoobs with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken and dat leff tand shot.
Yeah, him and his buddy just spontaneously stopped breathing.
Name a saltier fighter than Aldo
>you can't.
If Stephen Thompson was an American .45 caliber submachine gun from the prohibition era he'd be Stephen Thompson.
Luke
Cuckhold
@71663328
Could have been good but you didn't even try adapting it
Really poor effort
He's right you know
He's LITERALLY right
>le stuck in the past man
didn't aldo literally just do an interview a couple weeks ago saying he knew that the shit talk was just a show and that conor and him were cordial away from cameras? he's just upset that he doesn't control the division anymore and has to do what someone else wants.
>@71663328
>@@@@@
fighters like aldo are the reason guys are stuck wth brain damage and empty bank accounts at the end of their career. le honorable martial artist meme helps nobody
Mark Hunt
no idea why the made it unlisted
youtube.com
UFC 204 EMBEDDED:
the point that it's for show doesn't really make a difference if that's what you have to do to be marketable and you dislike it.
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They were embarrassed because they spelled destineh wrong, buddeh
>empty bank account
>(You)
ITS MY DESTINEH BUDDEH
BELIEVE YOU ME BELEIVE YOU ME
he pumped most of that into a burger joint, he's fucked
>6pm - 3am
>He just wants to keep fight fans up to date
>/HEEM/ bullies him
Why are you like this?
I'd rather have him here than adan any day
chimney
>/heem/ bullies him
bullying typically implies the party receiving the bullying is affected negatively by it
I, me, the one and the only spergOP really do not care
>krazy horse on the mmahour right now
Post yfw Mcgoober gets knocked the fuck out by Eddie
>knocked the fuck out by Eddie
maybe wrestlef*cked maybe
>MAKE ME
cant lad, it wont happen
>never draw a dime as champ
>get heemed into literal irrelevance
>waaah why arent I getting the royale treatment?
he's a fucking meme at this point
wtf is wrong with his eye?? won't this shit hurt him in a fight??
hi 189er
His eye is searching for the sun that sets on the British Empire
Reminder that Andre Fili fights for us.
Imagine coming onto an MMA discussion thread for the sole purpose of mocking a fellow poster.
He sold his eyeh to the devileh to achieveh his destineh, buddeh
believe you me
lol I don't do that but whatever makes you feel better bud
nothing wrong with Aldo, ufc and dana fucked him and he just want some respect
this is gold
Fili is one of my boys tbf.
Is anyone watching krazy horse make a fool of himself on mma hour?
Bisping's wife is FIT
>its a jail call nigga
If I were their son I'd jerk off with her dirty panties nightly.
this is exactly what I expected
I want to see Krazy Horse v Conor just for the press conference
>I don't get paid to do no thankin, I don't get paid to do no thankin, and I don't get paid to do no thankin
Krazy Horse would prick him with an AIDS needle
Is Cowboy a gatekeeper now?
9 million is like 9 billion Brazilbux right?
>Name a saltier fighter than Aldo
>>you can't.
Mark Hunt
I don't think you know what gatekeeper means.
Seems like a cool duder and has a fun fighting style too. Boy material desu.
at 155 he was.
At 170 he's a contender.
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>smoking a blunt on air
the madman
krazy horse a real nigga
We all would.
this the realest nigga moment ever to be broadcast
This krazy horse interview tho. Interruption phone calls from jail, incoherent babbling, coughing for a full minute after he hit the blunt too hard. This is the greatest interview ever.
Her tits almost look real like that.
Ariel needs to have krazy horse on every week
>he throw 2 punches
>boom boom boom
>Candy Lay
Answer your phone Nick, damn.
krazy horse too real for this semen slurping sport
fuck is he even talking about now
he was gonna train with nick in vegas and he's explaining what happened/
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he is the kind of fighter who will always be contender at the wrong time so I will always see him as a gatekeeper.
The exscream
wait how did we get into domestic abuse.
some cunt went to throw hands with krazy and he caught a domestic
>UFC doesn't want me cuz of my domestics
L M A O
whose the chinniest fighter?
He is the best man to talk to for fucking up woman?
- mma connoisseur
lmao that stanky leg.
Krazy booger
>makememe
The booger.
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Wonderboy will not always be there for Conor.
I will forever love Wondermeme for this
Southern Gentleman.
I was mad at him for beating up Rory for a minute but I can't stay mad at him.
gate = the top10
keeper = self explainatory, google.es for a wordreference entry
gatekeeper = do the math
lawler isn't dumb and he knows cerrone has a chance on him, that's why he pulled out: just imagine cerrone being #2 at WW, can you imagine? yes you can
i think fighting at 170 mitigates cerrone's glass liver condition
yet i don't see him beating wonderpedro
>khabib blocked ariel on twitter
kek
>lawler isn't dumb
That's why he danced in front of Tyrun for 3 minutes without throwing anything.
Khabib is a fucking bum who hasn't beating anyone but cans most of his career
Mar Cunt
>Connor won't obliterate Eddie "Al" Varez
>two conors
>face to face
>MAKE ME SPAM
>neither does nuttin
why doesn't conor just sell his little boy belt on e-Bay?
Ariel should be careful, Khabib is a goof.
What exactly is Tim Kennedy's role in the military? Is he some Green Beret or Delta Force?
He knows Aldo would buy it and he enjoys make him suffer.
That's on a need to know basis.
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sergeant of killing innocent children
He's a memester like Chris "American Sniper" Kyle
I hate Aldo so much it's insane
Is Tim Kennedy even on active duty right now? Seems as though spending months in an intense training camp would conflict with your global terrorist-hunting obligations, but what do I know
he's currently eliminating the island of haiti
Goobster would be pretty assblasted by himself
that's confidential
>he thinks special ops dont train even on duty
>Do something!
>Make me! Make me!
His MMA career is his training.
GUYS
why is your twitter in italics wtf
I'll do fookin nuttin!
Given that Alvarez is supposedly fighting McGregor for (relative) peanuts, how the fuck was Nate able to get such a sweet deal?
Yeah, sure, by the second fight they had the whole rivalry thing going and he had some leverage - but he was still able to pull like 600k for the first fight, despite him previously making under 100k a fight, and despite there being a bunch of other fighters the UFC could have replaced RDA with.
When it's been 5 minutes since your last meme
who?
probably a decent chunk of it is from taking the fight on short notice, other than that dana probably wanted to reward him somewhat for moving the remaining tickets and doing great ppv. thats if dana modified his purse later than usual, if not that then idk.
fuck josh samman
>hospital resources wasted on drug users
/heem/s collective boy you goof
must have been some bad shit if samman and the other guy both OD at the same time.
>hospital resources
you mean drugs, mister? haha
someone spiked his drugs you insensitive goof
it was fentanyl most likely it's killed a lot of people here lately
He should be the one fighting Gall just for fun.
Reminder that Samman died for our sins
samman bless
ha! Browne doing the old "hold me back" without anyone really holding him back skit.
lets go play touch butt in the park, yeh ?
conor wanted him and he was on short notice so they had to give him a sweet deal.
for the second one, 196 btfo 200, he beat mcgregor the first time, and conor really wanted his win back.
alvarez got btfo dealwise because he doesn't want to be ragdolled by khabib on fightpass
tore himself off that cross
is that where the dnepropetrovsk murders were filmed?
Poland is disgusting. I hope she realizes DYEL Netherlands can lift 425+ easy.
He was probably thinking something like "Goddammit Edmond, fuck off already. I'm tired of this shit"
conor vs conor, one of them will hold two belts
heem urself my man
Drop your nick name.
>El Torito
>intense training camp would conflict with global terrorist-hunting obligations
it doesn't take a lot to be a babykilling rockstar, joe
my boss calls me Brando-licious
Paddy the baddy
Small Fry
why does he call you that
Single White Female
Cutpurse
for all the reasons you can possibly imagine
Why is Mickey Bisponge so likeable?
Dana is such a goof.
He is relatable
P4P a cute tbqhfam
He K O ed cock guy
youtube.com
Chillin like villains
Because you haven't been around long enough to remember Douchebong
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UP THE DUBS
The Chimney Sweeper
The Fighter Formally Know As Cheesepuff
Yes
That's Adam, not Adan.
Ho many chimneys have you swept today?
>Implying Douchebong isn't one of the greatest Heels to grace the sport
>0 retweets
LMAO
>The black death
None I've been at the office all day lol
be the first to retweet it
One of us
One of us
>I'm a wrasslin fan
TY BLESS
i could rest my balls on your forehead
Has Bisping said it's his destiny to defend the belt yet?
R A R E
A
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IT'S REAL
>it's real
Cheers, lad
Thanks, kurwa.
>that car
Hendo has a small dick doesn't he ?
>6:14
They got little Bisbong's name wrong
it's a practical car for picking up your kids from school
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no bully pls
Teddy Bear
>Bispong son rooting for HENDO
Kek
They all seem to live a comfy life tbqh
lucas is going 0/3. GOOF!
>poland questioning henderson's manliness
Joanna saw that too.
That's fucking silent woman rage in her heart.
guy has like 5 kids, im sure hes fine
>dat reach on his daughter tho
I'm going to beat the shit out of Paige
Brave son of Poland - MichaĊ Biszpink is gonna knock out Captain Caveman into retirement
>become kickboxing and mma champion because ugly af
>dana still prefers the jungle girl
How will she ever recover
I miss Belfort's beard and messy mohawk.
Also, is he living fulltime in Florida?
By relaxing on the beautiful beaches of Poland
>Bisbong's sons rooting against him AGAIN
>Picked Silva against him
>Picked Rockhold against him
>Picked Hendo against him
BET THE FARM ON BISBONG
That's by the lake btw, so not a real beach
Callum has the bantz at such a young age, cheeky little cunt
Good heavens, look at the time!
It's almost time to go to work!
jesus fucking christ hitler really did kill all the smart poles
That's Lucas, Callum is the older son
Too bad he couldn't find any smart Americans to kill
lel
That looks pretty bad if you didn't see the fights and are one of those wiki casuals.
weak record desu
Jones is the true GOAT
Jones beat a bunch of old men. GSP beat 3 generations of fighters in the deepest weight class.
>Hendo's wife
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>Bisping v Rockhold is on yt for free
That was such a satisfying KO
>Herb Dean is younger than Dan Henderson
Best thing is how Cuckold gets flash KO'd 3 times in a row
Besides the mindless McGregor fanboys, does anyone on hear really think Gooby has a chance against Eddie?
Kinda weird that Bisping is fighting in the UK but his family isn't even coming back to the UK to be there
>Eye injury
>Allowed to be a ref
They have school I guess, he didn't take his kids with him when he fought Silva either
literally just had the Legeno vs Herb fight suggested to me today on youtube lel
Herb really can't throw a punch
>Implying this roided up goof can do anything else in the post-USADA era that isn't being a perma-gatekeeper
Same with Belfort. Heem yourself, goof.
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Submission (Choke)
>Leaves his chin in the air the entire fight
>Eats shit twice before he gets heemed for good
>3 Heems for the price of 1
Was never much of a Bisping fan but damn I have to thank him for that. Watching Luke eat shit is just too good
me
>Bisping asking if he have to bring the belt with him
>the best grappler in the division who is coming off of consecutive wins over Yoel Romero and Vitor Belfort (1st round KO) is a perma-gatekeeper
>Calling Charles Bennett a no-name
baka desu senpai
Always a pleasure to see a cock guy heemed
If anyone is going out for food later you better not forget my noodles
>step in with a jab
>get semi-heem'd
>don't wrestle
>get completely heem'd
Beautiful footwork from Luke there. Just stepped right into it!
>it's not a terrible podcast that I will stack 4-5 dislikes on
K-Kurwa, I...
>Hasn't finished a fight in 3 and a half years
2bf he would have beaten Diaz even off the gas
...am a complete fucking failure at life
Your podcast is of such incredibly low quality that even the most hardcore of mma fans simply laugh at you... or worse, cringe
Consider suicide
sssppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddduuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrmmmmmaaaannnnnnnn sssssssssssiiiiiiiilllllllvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The GOAT.
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Doesn't his corner literally call for the jab, he does it, gets heemed and all his corner says is
>FUCK
youtube.com
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
Thanks a lot UFshit.
Greetings, fellow caucasians!
Seen any good UFC's lately?!
>literal monkey
why is this picture making me so fucking mad
someone please tell me its from a movie or photoshopped
Greetings syndereN!
Ultimate FC has been very wonderful!
2 lamb kabobs please
What belt are you with your hands?
Platinum black belt
Rockhold's jab is horrendous, looked more like a half assed straight right
38 inch alligator skin with a big buckle
just like my daddy used to use
>synderen
unfortunately i get the reference
He got BTFO by Romero and Belfort is off the roids.
Next.
Haha! One bomb down your chimney coming right up!
I joke! Why would I put a bomb down your chimney?!
Why would I do that?
Islamic Woodley?
be careful
The WSOF card this week is very good.
That documentary on Bisbong's Destineh is pretty great lads, believe you me youtube.com
"I got your ass"
what did Eddie mean by this?
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best WSoF card thus far
>Ti'ron "the fusing one" Woodlei
WHO THE FOOOK
Do dojo storms happen like in hong kong kung fu movies?
Just got home, did you guys see embedded is out?
youtu.be
youtu.be
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What is wrong with you?
>48 minutes
>Free on Youtube
Holy shit, thanks for linking lad. Will be a good watch if I'm looking for some time to kill
Remember John Wick?
What would happen if someone murdered Dojo?
You guys are MMA connoisseurs. From your perspective what is the worst sport to watch?
This is worth a watch goofballs
you
Easiest dislike of my life desu
>ywn relive this moment
youtu.be
Fentanyl's extreme potency requires careful measurements of highly diluted fentanyl in solution; attempting to accurately measure a dose of pure fentanyl powder is impractical without advanced scientific equipment as an effective dose and a lethal dose of fentanyl powder placed next to each other would be difficult or impossible to differentiate with the naked eye.
just liked it only to cancel out your dislike
Damn, Schaub is looking in GREAT shape. Plus his boxing is looking crisper than ever. I don't really see anyone who can stand with him in the HW division right now. His ground game is also by far the best in the division. If he wasn't raking in money from the podcast and the t-shirt sales he could easily come back and win the title in the post USADA era.
he'll woke after 3 day I read it
Cricket, baseball and other similar ball and stick sports
my friend is a medical doctor, well he's doing his anesthesiology residency, and says anyone shooting that up is a fucking retard
Commercialegg
What did he mean by this?
divegrass
Feels bad mane. I completely lost my shit.
It was a weird night desu, WiFi cut out the entire Holloway fight so I sat there pissed off, on the verge of just going to bed and calling it a night. It came up just before Cruz, who memed on Faber to put me back in good spirits. Then Bisping wiped the smug look off Rockhold's face and realised his destineh and it was GOAT. June 4 was also my Birthday \o/
>le punching an unconcious man man
>big boy belt
Why would anybody sign to WSOF in the current year?
yes?
"If you scored that fight in favor of John Lineker, then you are an absolute neophyte when it comes to anything related to combat sports"
What did he mean by this?
i've just been informed that "inert gas asphyxiation" is a good way for josh to end it all the next time he tries and to stop buying poison off the streets of hollywood, florida
Delete this webm. It's racist.
Did i start a new meme?
lol
was the fight so close?
i didnt watch it, felt asleep
you did
why you guys listen to that nobody
Thanks for the (you)s best day of my life
>if one of your classmate's siblings is imprisoned for anally raping someone of the same sex multiple times do no make fun of them
Yeah, watch it senpai
mine 2, lets be friends pls respond
He is highly praised by many fighters, including flyweight champion Demetrious Johnson.
be careful
>(You)
NAWT FUNNY!
wewlad
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Schaub bless these digits
>lets pretend those demon sixes arent a bad omen
checked
Was rockhold payed off to lose?
ufc.tv
I just watched Lineker Dodson. Dodson was fucking robbed. He clearly won that fight. Lineker was pushing forward, yes, but every time he did he got his ass beat while Dodson avoided taking anything significant.
Destiny has no money to pay people off with
It was a meme fight from start to finish
NUMBERS CONFIRM
ALL OF Cred Forums MUST WATCH LINEKER VS DODSON
NOW
How do i save /heem/?
lmao if you think Dodson won that you probably think pitter patter Condit won Diaz and Lawler
stop schaub/cancerposting
Be the Jon Jones you want to see
right click save as
Mama la verga, puto.
Lawler lost every round 10-8 famalam
You need an edgy theme song.
Patrick Wyman vs. Luke Thomas when?
Which fighter would you like to give the SUCC to the most?
Miesha's toes you faggot
He's right
DUDE FEET LMAO
fucking mental defective
dindu nuffin', he's a good salmon
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hail satan
i haven't heard his voice once this year my canadian friend with a peruvian proxy
Cheeky mortgage on 1st round KO
B I G
U
L
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>my opinion is objectively right
it's /heem/ out loud
post yfw when Hendo knocks bisbong out cold with a right head kick. CAP THIS YE
>yfw Hamilton ends the ngannou meme
NO
I
WON'T BACK DOWN
d-dota? ;_;
time has come it is quite clear!
Thats a spicy fight, Hamilton looked good in his last fight
I think Ngannou is ready for better guys desu
New thread
New thread boys
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
aw shit my bad man
use this guy's thread boys
Lmao
Janitor has your back Adan
he usually doesn't lol
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I got news for ya buddy, if you can't appreciate a beautiful womans feet then you're a lowtest beta male
Actual foot fetishes go way deeper than just appreciation, those crazy fucks have girls wear 3 pairs of socks and plastic bags around their feet while they work out and shit
But girlfeet are nice or you're a fucking faggot plain and simple
My boxing coach calls me
>slim
because there's another [_my-name_] in the class, one skinny(me) and one fat(biggie)
As you wish, my Lord.
Anyone got the list of Mike Perry nicknames?
Is he killing another gook at 204, who is fighting?
Take this webm as payment.
A very "reddit" feel, wouldn't you say
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