/bet/

RIP GBP edition

Previous thread: >FAQ and abbreviations and helpful links
pastebin.com/FSvbhnAi

>How to set up fresh 365s
imgur.com/U8n8I16

>/bet/ Advice
imgur.com/a/NcRrI

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel

>Essential Reading
pastebin.com/vuwc1vUv

>Official /bet/ bookie
pornhubcasino.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37540856
youtu.be/lB7-5_FiZeU
youtube.com/watch?v=MLrC7e3vSv8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Cant stop topping up on GBP.

Euan lost me life changing amounts on a 10/10 "fix" sub edition.

>Fixing the OP
Good lad

>not making the OP the Venezuela goal

Will be webming that later when I get home.
Classic slag keeping

Does anyone else utterly despise the way female sports are treated here

How the fuck can they progress when you opress

Vikings -4 is THE bet

...

@71663991
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37540856

Friendly Albanian reminder.

Have people no fucking shame anymore? Christ, lady.
>juve up mums

How did that happen? Don't fucking tell me he went large on the Juventus game. That would be truely magical

Was doing shots with some black dude last night, kinda got the last one in the wrong pipe and spat it all out in his face. Said sorry and that I'd get him tissues and ran off.

Evidently, some do not.

I'm not convinced he ever was DAC. He was one of Albania's characters imo.

How the fuck do I get my bets to count towards my Bet365 deposit bonus rollover

Have sex then let livechat know youre not a virgin anymore.

They have to be above 1.50.

You have to place the bets on bet365

They all are, all have been in play and at least 1.7. Yet only a £4.09 petty change bet I made has counted.

>Brexit will have no effect, they said

Just read the T&Cs faggot

who said that?

Why are the Daily Mail and the Express saying the economy is booming etc? I know what their motives are but are they just lying or is there actually a way that the economy is actually fine?

Hass's lecturer pmsl

That makes no sense since the joke is that Hass's lecturer is against Brexit. Please go back to joke school.

Why is /bet/ so full of Remoaners?

/bet/ moves to Cred Forums when?

Don't tell me what the joke is, I'll fucking end you pal

Spending and manufacturing have increased since the vote. There was no emergency budget. Probably a few other things. Q3 'result' will be interesting to see next year.

when you have sex, so never

Your """"sex life"""" is the only real joke here m8.

>implying Hass' lecturer didn't tell him lies so he could drive up the price on Brexit

I bet on vikings guys. i hope you didn't meme me

This.

Unders is the bet for tonights NFL game :)

Need a write up on the 'treat em mean keep em keen' philosophy.

Every time I treat a girl badly she leaves me or gets really mad.

Is @ing yourself and talking in the 3rd person in shouts the biggest sign of a pleb on TT?

2nd behind losing 10/10s

Ok XD

>99 tips 224 profit in the last 7 days

yeah, I think he's marking a lot of unverified tips as wins even when they dont

Need TT to finish his write up

I had a quick look and seems legit desu, couple of them I couldn't be fucked to check because its like women's basketball or some shit that I can't be fucked to look up but even those were only around even money. Rest of his unverified were losers or correctly marked.
Still refuse to follow him and still probably a fraud, might have some private tips that are unverified and he has marked as winners despite being losers.

>Need TT to finish his write up
On how to be a mug or pirating?

>Rest of his unverified were losers or correctly marked.
By which I mean were correctly marked as losers or correctly marked winners. Though obviously he could've been tipping first half handi right at the end of a half and claiming the score was from 0-0 when in reality it was 3-0 and shit like that and I can't be fucked to look that closely to check. Safe to say he is a fraud even though I can't spot where.

>Very good start. Stuttgart 1/1 with odd 2,75. Who is follow me?

christ

Giants Vikings u43 is TBOTD lads

This. Such a lazy cunt, hope is date his going badly.

>tfw cant tell if girl is attractive or not

Have sex

NFL judge here and can confirm this.

Taking a manager from flavour of month club goes wrong very often & for the same reason.

Clue:Huddersfield prob aren't as good as you think

Goffyyyy

>tfw should be up sums but for this silly slag gk in the 95th min

>women

>
why dont they just do this every time

>betting on women
there's your problem m8

Need Hass to post a good winter coat

what style do you normally wear? Hass will likely post something atrocious

Need a world tip like white girls need the BBC

Is palmeiras a trap?

youtu.be/lB7-5_FiZeU

Thread song.

pmsl

Love this meme

Start bit just before they begin singing sounds like the intro to theme tune from Oz

>he doesn't listen to the Louis CK version
PMSL

youtube.com/watch?v=MLrC7e3vSv8

So Euan is just going to creep back into our lives acting like he didn't lose us money yesterday?

Never gambling again after that tbqh

Oi oi lads drop us a discord invite, cheers cunts.

Hey lads I need advice on a Monday Night Football 6pt teaser... what y'all got?

Have

Have what? Wft you trying to say Leaf?

have sex

These threads are just endlessly spamming have sex now its fucking sad. But well memed my friends. Lock of the week NY giants ML XD.

I just fucked my fat wife 30 mins ago. Any advice for my teaser question?

Canadians v v odd.

Thanks for a straight answer maplebro

Where is it. Is it the poet shit? Or is that quote just saying poets are retards.

MetaKight is a fat beta cuck who is always DAC and has dirty fingernails.

...

Here's another for you.

I got lots more :^)

Ashamed to be Canadian. Not that Brits are any better.

Cucked little faggot we have maple and metaknight the true kings of /bet/. Brit banter is just trash as fuck meme spamming by sad mongoloids.

Brit ''''''banter''''''' is a legitimate catastrophy but it's not as if I was proud of Maple or Metaknight in any way, shape or form lets be perfectly honest with each other here.

Pmsl, fuck off trudeau cucks.

life SO boring

Bankroll something absolutely random in-play.

I was away for the weekend lads.

Missed Euans tip and the Cameroon match (or are they the same?)

Can anyone give me a quick run down on what happened?

Thanks

Just bet LARGE on Giants ML parlayed with under 42.5

how fucked am I?

Its coming through bro its THE BET of the day.

Was Brexit a good thing?

The under is likely to hit, but the Giants suck dick m8

Reminder that EVEN juve is UAC while you are losing hundreds

I will LITERALLY not be able to pay my car note if this fails

Vikings and under 43 BOTD

Pmsl. juve was never DAC. It was a new Albania character with a story behind it. He said so in the Discord group.

That leafland guy i see on tt is pretty good. He hasn't been around in awhile. Use to make good mlb bets.

>/bet/ as a whole on unders

Very tempted to bankroll overs

Nope, they gonna win the championship.

What does that mean?

Giants +4.5 -110

If the Giants lose by 4 or less (or win for that matter) you get 1.91 times your stake.

Add 4.5 points to the giants final score
You need to bet $110 in order win $100

literally shaking

Im not sure how the giants win but good luck.

Gambling Rule #1: Never bet more than you can afford to lose

Gambling Rule #1: Ya gotta bet big to win big

fuck you dad i'm already heavily in debt

PMSL

Thank you guys.

:^)

your bet is losing, odd man

Play the under you fucking hat

:^) im not nervous

PMSL

i'm fucking dead

>/bet/ tells you to get on unders
>okay sure but let me just put it in a multiple with Giants ML what can possible go wrong

America MG are legitimately the worst football team I have ever watched

What do you guys know about fixed matches? They really exists?

yes mate, just post again tomorrow when Euan is here

Who is Euan?

The man with the fixes

Euan IS /bet/

HUP

What does 'Vikings -1.5 +180' mean?

It means if the Vikings win by 1.5 more points you get 1.8 of your stake back.

But why some ppl say -120 and others +180, whats the difference?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT GIANTS

-120 means you have to bet 120 dollars to win 100.

+180 means you have to bet 100 to win +180.

Converting them to decimal odds is so much simpler.

Whats the conversion?

-120 100/120?
180 180/100?

-120 = (100/120) + 1 = 1.8
+180 = (180/100) + 1 = 2.8

Just doesn't seem intuitive to me

Thank you for the explanation.

There is a discord channel for /bet/?

Much easier to convert into implied probability and work out which bet is better.

Yes. Ask Euan for an invite.

>Much easier to convert into implied probability and work out which bet is better.
Can you explain?

Each odds is a implied probability.
Like if I gave Man Utd an odds of 2 to beat Stoke, that would imply that Bookies price Man Utd to beat Stoke 50% of the times they play.

its actually kind of shocking how bad starting prices are even on mainstream games.

>ask Euan for an invite

This Euan is real?

Yes.

I dont know but i think he is not and you are making fun of me.

Did you cash them out?

Wageslaving so SO bad.

jesus christ

do they literally just pick female GKs off the street

like I legitimately, unironically could do better than that

of course you could. a 14 year old boy is better than the best female players in the world

Not enough people post their bets.
I'm noob and here's my betslip.
Open to any advice or tips

It's only a matter of time.

decided that im ready to take the plunge into the discord lids

can I have an invite?

cheers

Nice try Liebermann

get good faggots and praise me

is liebs in there?
not too keen anymore desu

Big boi!

What to bet today, lads?

PLEASE invite me anyway though, send it in a DM if you have to

What's your user? I'll have word with admin.

what's yours? unsure if I want to post my @ publicly for burgers and liebs to see. if you give me your discord #ID i'll @ you.

1359

getting anxieties about this desu

Don't think the lads want someone who has such atrocious grammar.

Reasons to live becoming very unconvincing desu

chasing a win lads

what do during winter break?

Have sex.

not a big fan of sex

You need to have sex

Come to Norway and have sex.

Sex is the ulterior goal of humanity to prolong our heritage.

Have sex.

some seed is not worth spreading

Her mouth can't get pregnant, Freund. :^)

Need a BET like air lads

Had a dream I had sex. V disturbing

Had a dream you tipped a winning bet. V disturbing.

need to make a /bet/ bingo

Weekdays so SO boring for /bet/.

GIVE

ME

A

BET

PLEASE

LADS

over
2,5
goals
in
The
bromley
match

Mannarino in Beijing

Thank you.

pmsl

PMSL at Paraguay on a +5.25 line, bookies CLUELESS. I am absolutely MOPPING up these above evens prices but STILL the sad little soccerway slavers are backing Japan lmao. What a bunch of utterly peculiar people they are. Line

PMSL topping up so much that I posted before finishing. Line should be +2.5 max. So many clueless little slugs around.

>Line should be +2.5 max
chuckled

Post slip

zzzzzzzzz another boring little slug who has looked at the Ghana win and thinks that makes Japan - a bet PMSL.

Tipped Japs -4.5 last night lid. Also tipped Ghana + because I'm a nonce world cup judge.

Please abuse/smash/destroy those lines, I need better odds

Marked as a winner already, Japan so SO bad in front of goal.

These Paraguay + backers, or backer samefagging should I say, is just seeking (You)s
Nobody could actually be this clueless.

+ still wins imo, Scoreline v flattering.

Anyone who's ever attended a political party conference should be approached with extreme caution imo.

@71677727
Thanks Nick

Someone explain this table.

>Man Utd that long odds
>Liverpool that short

>fractional

>fractional

+ looking so SO world.

LOVING the time wasting here

@71678147
>world
>+5.25
>4-0 at ht
>Still 20ish mins to go
>Could still easily concede two
>Even if they only concede one its a half win
Absolutely nothing world about that bet.

REMINDER THAT J WEST IS JAKE EVANS

delete this

Apart from the fact you could get +7.5 inplay PMSL
Betting so SO easy zzz

@71678326
Yeah and that was a bet for sure but you were bigging up +5.25 pregame and saying is should've been +2.5
You have outed yourself as an absolute mug.
>inb4 claims of that not being you

>pick game to bet on
>fall asleep on the couch
>wake up to your team leading 5-0 at HT
>no bet placed

hoffenheim vs nottingen?

yes

Big fan of your work

thanks, that means a lot to me.
on -0.5 now, so this will probably end 7-0

Could I offer you an invite to the discord? My personal guest.

they just scored the 8-0, let's first see how this game ends. i'd feel like a fraud if i actually win this bet. couldn't accept the invite

Pmsl. Enjoy lad. Keep up the good work. Great comic relief in the thread.

Kekkeroni. Good luck, lad.

hm ok, so this is how it feels. still empty inside

Yeah, that doesn't go away. Grats bro

grimsby have 10 men and a centre back in goal

has price adjusted?