The .700 Club

You may only post ITT if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better

>holy fuck its crowded in here edition

==Safe this week==
BRONCOS (vs Falcons)
VIKINGS (vs Giants)
EAGLES (at Lions)
Seahawks (BYE)

==In danger this week==
Falcons (at BRONCOS)
Steelers (vs Jets)
Cowboys (vs Bengals)
Patriots (at Browns)
Rams (vs Bills)
Raiders (vs Chargers)
Ravens (vs Redskins)
Texans (at Vikings)

==Applying for membership==
Giants (at VIKINGS)
Packers (vs Giants)

everyone else fuck off

>raiders
>elite

Stopped reading there

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Hi, this is me replying as /pats/ just to say that every other member of the .700 club can fuck themselves and give us the trophy now, thanks.

It's ok, im sure the ravens will win next week ;)

>his team isn't undefeated

holy fuck my sides

I can't believe that the Raiders are in here. I never thought I would live to see this day.

Let's just make some things clear
Patriots > Texans
Raiders > Ravens
Falcons > Raiders
Rams > Seahawks
Eagles > Steelers
You cannot dispute these

Raiders will be in the playoffs

16-0

>Patriots
>at Browns
>With brady's first game back
>In danger

>his team isn't 4-0

>12 teams in here right now
>13 if the giants win tonight
>almost half the league in here
>everyone else ITT actually thinks that just being 3-1 even fucking matters

who /eagles/ here?

>Raiders
>in danger

>mfw only 4-0 team
Is the rest of the nfl even trying?

who /tybc/ here

>squeaked out a win against the chargers
>proud of this fact
my sides

>3-1

Fucking boring

Right here man. I can only hope we can go 4-1. It would make me very happy.

TYBC

>at Browns
>in danger
What did he mean by that?

Did that fucking guard just run 20 yards down field to block? What a player.

>Browns are the only 0-4 team
>If they lose next week they will get on the blacklist already as fast as it's possible to do
>they face the Patriots next in Brady's first game back
press F to laugh at corpse

It has been a long time.

TYBC

>tfw the Falcons are above .700
heh, gonna enjoy it while it lasts...

Please don't destroy the Browns. They don't need any more suffering.

>tfw ELITE

Suck it St Louis

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>tfw based carr shouldve been in houston and couldve won an owl

Fuck oakland

Would the nfl or players or both ever be ok with the 12 playoff teams playing against the opposite conference. So say eagles 1st in nfc and broncos 1st vikings 2nd patriots 2nd they paly so on. So if all afc teams win or a majority they go on and then there's that chance for same conference to face each other in the SB. Could be broncos and patriots facing off or seahawks vs falcons.


Please point out any flaws id like to see what yall think?

here

I'm officially declaring Oakland our rivals see you in the fucking playoffs you disrespectful bitches. I hope to fucking god that you somehow choke this game away and I don't even believe in god. How fucking dare a punter a fucking punter dance on our logo and do the ray lewis dance at that. How fucking dare some overrated shit wearing #52 proceed to do the Ray Lewis dance as well. I'll be on my way downtown to M&T to fight the first fucking Raiders faggot I see. Your team finally gets a little fucking good after like 13 years and you have the nerve to be cocky ignorant disrespectful shits. Fuck off

I'm glad Al Davis died

That's retarded, though. That is punishing teams for success. Teams would be insentivized to shy away from the #1 seed so they don't have to play the best team from the other conference. If anything, the AFC's #1 should play the NFC's #6, AFC's #2 vs NFC's #5, and so on.
But any way, the whole idea is retarded, because the NFL playoffs are the most exciting and logical system in sports. Shouldn't be changed in any way.

>i'm glad Al Davis is dead
I'm guessing Oakland fans are, too.
But anyway, you should stop team from beating you if you dont want them to celebrate :^)

>Giants (at VIKINGS)
>Packers (vs Giants)


I'm retarded and don't understand.

The giants are playing on MNF tonight, so their next game is against the vikings.

The packers don't play again until next sunday, which is against the giants

I understand that, but same playoff system and playing against other conference won't stop them from winning. Imagine raiders or vikings upsetting their way to a trophy. And if broncos or patriots that good it should automatically be theirs but i believe lots of upsets a happened.

MNF tonight is when the vikings play next
the packers next play next week against the giants

ohhhhhh, ok. right. Thank you.

Lucky ass win

Do you speak English?

Literally beat them the past two years man.

Who here /broncos/

>not having 7 wins in 2016

Thank you based Carr

Imagine if we had this man last year Falcons bros. We probably would have gone 11-5. Rise up.

TYBC

hey guys i was hear last year can i come in
i have chips

He's literally the greatest offseason pick-up.

>Patriots
>In danger this week

every fucking year lol

where are the bengals?

cincinnati

Cowboys/Raiders broship where you at?

GOLD members - teams that have beaten other teams in the .700 Club
>Falcons
>Rams
>Raiders
>Patriots

PLATINUM members - teams that have a percentage of 1.000
>Broncos
>Eagles
>Vikings

Rasm a shit

broships are gay go kill yourself

shouldnt the raiders lose theirs because they lost to the falcons? it should just be club tokens instead, you get one for every time you beat a club member even if they drop out of the club later in the season.

Houston would never draft another Carr you retard

GET THE FUCK OUT WEEABOO TRASH FUCK YOU

Thank you based Carr

I see 6 NFC and 6 AFC teams here, with every division represented.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present your 2016 playoff teams.

>implying the Bills can now be stopped

there are no brakes on this train.

We can finally post here? Holy shit.

Only one will win Super Bowl LI in 124 Days.

Not you, bitch.

Last times Iggles went 4-0 they won NO superb owl

Stay butt mad bird brains

Implying the ravens wont crush the """redskins"""

Who is more

>elite

is it Cousins or Flaccid?

>In danger this week
>Raiders
>Against the Chargers
>When this happened last year
>When everything except their secondary has been improved.

it's week four chill the fuck out

>3-1
>the 1 is a 28-0 shutout loss to the fucking $(ers
That should be an auto-disqualification.

But it isn't.

YOU CANNOT DISPUTE THESE

it doesn't matter who's better now, that's my point

Can we just dump the bottom 5 teams in that image? Falcons too.

>regular season accomplishments don't matter in a club based on regular season accomplishments

how your team looks in week 17 matters a lot
not so much now

t. someone who's team isn't in the .700 club

stay mad cuccboi

You're a faggot, Carr

Steelers with Le'Veon Bell > Eagles

Fellas fellas lets stop this petty squabbling and put that energy towards the peasants, like so

>panturds
>scam
>not paying josh norman

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Is now motherfucker

>==In danger this week==
>Falcons (at BRONCOS)
How funny would it be if the broncos lose to the future NFC champs
>Steelers (vs Jets)
Steelers
>Cowboys (vs Bengals)
Bengals
>Patriots (at Browns)
Pats
>Rams (vs Bills)
Bills
>Raiders (vs Chargers)
Raiders
>Ravens (vs Redskins)
Redskins
>Texans (at Vikings)
vikings

If by some chance the Seacucks are above the Vikings in espn powerrankings, they are forever dead to me.

thats our center , the most paid center ever

>tfw I finally got to see a franchise QB(from day one not year 5 ie gannon) in my lifetime
>its gun slinging carr
>those heart attack throws between windows
>this comebacks
>my face

Didn't espn power rankings already put Vikings at 3 last week after the panthers win?

>playing pretend scenarios
delusional yinzers ladies and gentlemen

One of the best signings we have had in a long time

>in danger of this week
>pats losing to the fucking browns
Ayyy lmao

>Patrishits
>being elite
>in 2016

Ayyy

This bye week came at the worst time.
Going into this season I knew it was going to be rough, maybe even a rebuilding effort. And I was fine with that, we had a rookie QB, a new coach and a young team, things take time. Hell I might even be able to get some shit done on Sundays now.
But no, they have to stomp the Stillers headed into the bye and give me another undefeated week where I think "What if it is our year?" even though I know there's no way in hell.
Fuck I hate this team.

Only razors in the cake.

It's a fair assumption. Imagine replacing your worst player on offense with the best RB in the league.

This overrated fuck can't even wink right. Seahawks are done.

Nah famn. We miss Davis despite his crazy final years. He was the Raiders.

shut out
by the bills
at home

Say it with me

Third string black qb

posting now cause >we'll be kicked out come sunday

go texans

Say it with me
System baby

>meme buzz word
Nice, epic, i like it

>mfw the Vikings go one and done

Mad Puckers fan?

>TFW 538 thought you'd be knocked out of the Elite in week 2, and you're still undefeated

I know as a Minnesota fan I'm probably going to end up being horribly disappointed but god damn it feels good right now.

>tfw the Raiders got the best QB in the last three drafts combined

Imagine if they lose to the seacucks again

why stop there? There are many more ways the vikes could humiliate themselves, they've proven they will find the worst way.
As a fan i will accept that with grace considering our build up is so strong, will be great to watch. Win or lose

Who wants to be the Cowboys beat the Bengals? I feel like it could happen. We have DLaw back, the pass rush should get going.

>mfw they miss the playoffs

Nate Silver is a fucking hack that gave Trump a 0% chance of winning the primaries.

>Following them for the politics
Their sports stuff is really where the interesting content is.

Best QB since Luck/Wilson and the former is completely wasted by his team.

Feels good brehs

TYBC

Best Victory Monday in a long time, famm.

If the Vikings aren't at worst #2 (and they should probably be #1) their rankings are a complete joke.

THANK YOU BASED CARR

#2 is fair. The defending Super Bowl Champions are 4-0, and are winning decisively.

He also called 50 of 50 states in the last presidential election.

And if the average American wasn't literally retarded Trump wouldn't have won the primaries. I don't giving the American voter too much credit makes him a hack.

The last presidential election was easy as hell to call because of the very high black voter turnout for Obama and the polls which weren't very close at all.

Trump's policies are also very strong, far stronger than Hillary's, with a much much more sensible tax plan. That said, this isn't Cred Forums, if you want to discuss politics then go there.

>==In danger this week==
>Patriots (at Browns)
>(at Browns)

really?

Lick my balls weeb

>polls weren't very close at all
Yes they were. Obama had a 0.7 point lead in the national polling. Most of the polls were ties or a 1 point lead for Obama and some had Romney in the lead. Obama won by almost 4 points.

Karma for drafting JaWalrus

>The last presidential election was easy as hell to call
Why did so many people think Romney had it in the bag then?

Why do you do this?

>national polling
This is a fucking meme and needs to end. National polling is meaningless, the electoral college is all that matters.

The illogical thought that blacks wouldn't show up to polling at high rates again due to "we wuz president n sheeit".

The Trump phenomenon this year is similar to Brexit, in that Trump supporters are shamed by liberals blinded by MSM, so they often conceal their support for Trump (I'm forced to do so as I would be disowned and would make things quite troublesome since the car I currently own is technically still in my Mom's name, despite how I make all of its payments).
This is why Brexit had such a turnaround. Polling is not entirely accurate in these circumstances.

With the exception of june or July iirc

No they weren't
He did

Then he stopped campaigning for the last 3 months

>Tfw superior Rams fan

>this isn't Cred Forums

Thank g-d. Because, ya know, they're always right...

Thank you based Carr

>Cred Forums
>discuss politics
pick one

>Trump's policies are also very strong, far stronger than Hillary's

Thank you based Carr

THANK YOU BASED CARR

>12 teams in the .700 club
holy shit is the NFL talent level this disparaged right now

that means the 6th seed is on pace to be 12-4 minimum

>the electoral college is all that matters
And good luck coming up with a plausible scenario where Trump reaches 270 electoral votes.

>yfw Rams fans actually think their team is gonna do better than 8-8

You mean how funny would it be if the Vikings looked like the best team in the nfl and Blair Walsh cucked them out of a super bowl in the NFC championship against the falcons only for them to lose to the defending champs

Thank you based Carr.

As a Ravens fan I just know they will keep it close against the redskins. God damn it

THE VIKINGS ARE FUCKING ELITE HOLY SHIT

>Raiders in the .700 club
>franchise qb

What a time to be alive. Tybc

>stays
Steelers
Patriots
Rams
Raiders

>goes
Falcons
Cowboys
Ravens
Texans

>joins
Packers

we on the rise foo

AFCW games are always unpredictable memefests. The away team always does better than the home team for some reason too.

>last year the 7-9 raiders beat the owl Broncos in Denver

So much this

Yeah, you're right. He's good for a 30 something point swing in the final score. Fuck off.

I'm pleasantly surprised with the 3-1 start but I agree with you. 8-8 looks realistic. Fisher sucks out of the NFCW and we're entering a stretch of 9 out-of-conference opponents.

The Buffalo game is huge this Sunday. If we beat them, I could see us being a 10 win team.

TYBC

>stays
>rams
I wouldn't be so sure

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>seahawks #2

>Raiders winning
>Buffs ranked

I've waited too long for this ;_;

>seahawks
>squeak past three 1-3 teams
>#2 on the power rankings

i love these guys

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>lose 9-3 to the fucking Rams
>ranked #2

Why is ESPN so retarded?

>==In danger this week==
>Raiders (vs Chargers)

why do retards never get what that actually means?

how fucking retarded is ESPN

Broncos, Vikings and Iggles are 1, 2 and 3.
They have not lost a game, so how on earth can any team that has lost be better than them?

How the fuck are they gonna skyrocket the stoolers back above the eagles

fuck this garbage

>seattle
>good
ahahahahahahahahahah

Their power rankings are seriously worthless.

I went to the site and this is how they do it.

>ESPN's power panel (a group of more than 80 writers, editors and TV personalities)
>more than 80 writers, editors and TV personalities
>TV personalities

Here's what I know, there are 30 writers for each team, 5-10 nfl fantasy/insider writers.

So what that means? Half or more might be 'tv personalities'. They are just as good if not worse than the general public. Power rankings should be done by no more than 5 diehard people who talk among one another.

>mfw browns
>mfw no face jus like no wins

>Patriots > Texans
agree
>Raiders > Ravens
agree, not by far tho
>Falcons > Raiders
agree, also not by far
>Rams > Seahawks
it seems so, hell, I'm starting to think that shutout against the 49ers was a fluke
>Eagles > Steelers
agree

>the seattle isnt good meme for the fourth year in a row

>quite salty

Calm down. Most people use the term "danger" to mean some bad event that could realistically happen. You wouldn't say you are in "danger" of getting struck by a meteorite today. It's theoretically possible, but so unlikely that no one would actually say it's a danger.

The Patriots are not in danger of losing to the Browns, sorry senpai.

>he's being intentionally stupid
I hate reruns

holy shit you're being serious
"danger" refers to the possibility of losing a game and no longer being at a .750 winning percentage, it's not a comment on the difficulty of the game you literal retard

Why win 1 with the Texans when he can win 2 with the Raiders? :^)

"Danger" is not synonymous with "possibility." Is English not your first language?

are you autistic?
"in danger" in the OP is quite literally referring to the POSSIBILITY of that team losing that week, when a loss would make that team dip below .750
it has NOTHING to do with the actual difficulty of the game, it's just mathematics
seriously, how can you not grasp something this simple? i know you're a little butthurt that someone >implyed that your team might not win, but come on

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