NFL General: RIP in peace Mr Bowman

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Manning. If the Giants didn't get hot in the playoffs the two years they won the super bowl, he wouldn't have a job.

What are you mad about? I'm not even a Giants fan.

>that one giant trip nigger btfo
>butbutbut u scared of our defense haha
200 MILLION SHITTY DEFENSE

E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
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So now >we're 1/4 through the season. Revise your predictions

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As good as the Vikings are I'm hesitant to believe in them. I've been burned too many times and I still haven't forgotten the 1998 NFCCG.

the giants part isn't even in reference to you, I finished the first part and then got a message telling me that "the Giants still have time to shock the Vikings" and it triggered me. The Giants are a 3rd tier team yet people seem to think they can play at a higher level because they tripped and fell into two rings.

Eagles broships
>Chiefs
>Vikings

Anyone else the birds been gettin chummy with?

Okay man. Never mind.

For whoever wanted a John Elway throwback in the last thread.

As a Rams fan, I'm so fucking happy for Sam. Thanks for saving him. The Rams fucked him up so bad.

I'm not a Vikings fan.

>t-the redskins will win the division
>t-the giants will win the division
>t-the eagles will go 2-14

FUCKING KEK

what lie will /nfl/ try and damage control next?

You are in this context.

Is he, dare I say it....

E X P O S E D ?
X
P
O
S
E
D
?

How do we stop them?

Good job Vikes
Loving that defensive play

It feels good to watch them do work.

Good night Sweet Prince
You'll be missed Bowman
Need to have some Cali team semi respectable

Norman broke him

Question for Gnats fans: are you getting tired of his bullshit yet?

He's worse than Dez ever was at this point.

IM NOT TIRED YET

It's gonna be glorious when the iggles sputter to a 6-10 finish

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 4

1. Broncos
2. Vikings (+1)
3. Steelers (+1)
4. Seahawks (+1)
5. Patriots (-3)
6. Eagles (+3)
7. Packers (+5)
8. Texans (+5)
9. Bengals (+5)
10. Falcons (+6)
11. Cowboys (+4)
12. Raiders (+5)
13. Ravens (-3)
14. Rams (+7)
15. Chiefs (-8)
16. Redskins (+3)
17. Giants (-6)
18. Bills (+5)
19. Panthers (-13)
20. Cardinals (-12)
21. Saints (+5)
22. Jets (-4)
23. Jaguars (+7)
24. Colts (-4)
25. Bears (+7)
26. Lions (-4)
27. Bucs (-3)
28. Chargers (-3)
29. Titans (-2)
30. 49ers (-2)
31. Dolphins (-2)
32. Browns (-1)

Let's just admit they're both busts

t. increasingly nervous man

What's the opinion on the Rams?

They have to be the story of the year.

Probably scripted to have them win?

>Rams at 14.
Comfy as FUCK.

Looks gud

still didn't draft allen robinson or jarvis landry ya fucking leaf

hes a great receiver but now in his third year everyone is playing hardcore defense on him and he doesnt have the mindset and personality to deal with being locked down so he throws bitch fits left and right and just goes on tilt

scripted as fuck. studios probably already bidding on movie rights.

Is Sam Bradford elite?

Temperamental egomaniac. All it took was a couple highlight worthy catches and some press man from some decent DBs to unleash his full retard power.

WEEK 4 IS NOW OVER

time to open voting for the OFFICIAL Cred Forums NFL POWER RANKINGS

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1. (9.074) New England Patriots
2. (8.889) Denver Broncos
3. (8.333) Minnesota Vikings
4. (7.667) Philadelphia Eagles
5. (6.778) Green Bay Packers
5. (6.778) Seattle Seahawks
7. (6.556) Pittsburgh Steelers
8. (6.444) Kansas City Chiefs
9. (6.259) Carolina Panthers
10. (6.037) Baltimore Ravens
11. (5.778) Arizona Cardinals
12. (5.741) Oakland Raiders
13. (5.630) Cincinnati Bengals
14. (5.481) Dallas Cowboys
15. (5.296) New York Giants
16. (5.148) Houston Texans
17. (5.074) Atlanta Falcons
18. (4.481) Washington Redskins
19. (4.259) Indianapolis Colts
20. (4.148) Detroit Lions
21. (4.074) Los Angeles Rams
22. (4.000) San Diego Chargers
23. (3.963) Buffalo Bills
24. (3.889) New York Jets
25. (3.519) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
26. (2.926) Miami Dolphins
26. (2.926) San Francisco 49ers
28. (2.815) Tennessee Titans
29. (2.519) New Orleans Saints
30. (2.296) Jacksonville Jaguars
31. (1.370) Chicago Bears
32. (0.926) Cleveland Browns

All three wins have been last minute defensive stops. All heart attack inducing games. They'll lose eventually getting in those situations.

Coughlin put this asshole in check.

He's running wild like a cunt and he's not doing shit except get penalties.

1. Broncos
2. Vikings
3. Patriots
4. Eagles
5. Steelers

The rest doesn't matter.

>TB:Bucs DT McCoy (calf) expected to miss Week 5
yay

now he can join the other 4 injured starters along the dline and watch as cam plants daisies and knits tutus in the pocket :')

Yes.

My Dad has been going to Giants games since '64 and is fucking horrified by how Beckham is behaving. New York Giants act a certain way, and that goes all the way back to Harry Carson teaching LT how things were done. Go play in Philly or Dallas if you want to do stupid bullshit.

>What's the opinion on the Rams?

need more games honestly. Rams have played 4 games with 3/4 being divisional rivals. The Rams are a notorious counter for the Cardinals and Seahawks. The only non-divisional team they have played are the Buccaneers who are clearly a mother fucking disaster.

if they do well against the Bill and loins then they have definitely improved.

>stoolers at 5
kys

Do I trade Mike Evans 1 for 1 for Lamar Miller in standard fantasy league?

My RBs are Doug Martin (injured), Jerrick Mckinnon, Christine Michael, Chris Ivory, Tevin Coleman

My WRs are Jordy Nelson, Jarvis Landry, Travis Benjamin, Will Fuller, Jeremy Maclin, Sterling Shepherd

Unfortunately true

>tfw your GOAT WR isn't a diva bitch

Who would go in their place? Packers? no. Seahawks? Wilson will be dead soon with their oline.

>Nassib expected to return to practice this week

fuck yeah, let's go

>(7) packers
fucking retard piece of shit faggot bandwagoner get THE FUCK off MY board

i think the underlying issue is our sped qb.

you can bitch and moan all you want idgaf

just produce

Matty Ice and Julio Jones are coming for you.

>snooker

>Eagles blasted the Stoolers
>Seahawks and Pats have one loss
>Eagles at 6 with the leagues best D
kys

TYBC

Newfag.

lol
if Ryan can even get a pass off against the rush, Julio will be shut down

>Eagles at 6 with the leagues best D

Stretching

>leagues best D

Broncos and Vikings are both better.

I can imagine McAdoo-doo stuttering a bit when trying to talk to OBJYN

No that would be Luck.

nicely meme'd fags

This is insane.

History is going to repeat itself.

Broncos are defending champions.

The Broncos and Vikings are the two best teams in the league.

Blair Walsh is going to miss a field goal in the NFC Championship.

Broncos kill the Falcons in the Super Bowl.

Is Matt Ryan elite again?

Yeah against shit defenses

Fucking hell delete this.

I'm sure they'll be fine. The Falcons pass rush managed to pressure him...

>AFC East will never be this competitive again

>Failconfags

So glad this delusion is going to be crushed next week

Good luck and happiness will come to you and your team, but only if you reply "Thank you, based Carr" to this comment.

Bring it on.

Should be a good game.

And the Falcons' pass-rush is several times better than the Bucs' right now.

>Josh Gordon remains suspended indefinitely
Did he test positive for something else?

Thank you, based garbage time stat-pad man

I think the Broncos will win cause defense > offense but I think it will be an entertaining game.

What went wrong?

Lolwut. Falcons have had one of the worst pass rushes since 13. There is a total of 2 sacks this seasons. I really think it's the worst pass rush in the league.

>4. Seahawks (+1)

>6. Eagles (+3)

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Blake Bortles?

Did Eagles fans already forget the last time they overreacted to a new coach + QB situation?

answer: no because they all started watching this year

>Panthers went 1-3 three years ago
>Went 11-1 afterwards and made the playoffs with a Bye

You'll cats need to relax

like it matters

Never underestimate the stupidity of a Gnats trip.

I would fucking die

Stop posting this.

ELITE .700 teams only

delete

Thank you, Based Carr

One is a fat, retarded, rapist. The other is an Oregon system QB.

it was bound to happen.

>Browns
lol

The Bucs entire dline consists of second and third team players at this point. They were playing LB Daryl Smith at DE against the Broncos.

Old gay put your trip on and take your ban evasion ban like a man.

That's exactly how you spot a band-wagoner, they're all gungho with no reservation, meanwhile real eagles fags see the history repeating itself and remain cautiously optimistic

Thank you, Based Carr

Lmao they're going to miss the playoffs

memes happened

Are the Browns about to go 0-16 this year?

Fuck you

I'll take a shit right on your ugly mom's face ya mook

>Mom, look! I posted it again.
Check the stats, they dont lie.

>Carrmeleon
level 27
>Squortles
level 15
>Bulbwater
level 10 [FNT]

This is correct.

already gave my thanks

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I wouldn't be surprised if they were still an upgrade over the Falcons line. Plus it helps that the Panthers O-line us fucking awful. I'm not saying you'll sack him 6 times, but I'm sure you'll manage to get pressure on hi if Atlanta was able to do so.

The Falcons still have probably one of the 3 worst pass rushing units in the NFL

oh god

>the Broncos ended up picking the best QB in that draft

tybc

The browns have been competitive this year. Some team, probably the jets, are going to lose to them

Nice effort by 59.

Please no. Please god no.

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Odell being a massive dindu in the postgame

Upvoted :)

ok

i laughed

you delete this right now

>Odell Beckham Jr. nuts early and often

it already hurts please not like this

That was..very accurate

delet

So where does Xavier Rhodes rank among NFL corners? Shut down two elite WRs in back to back weeks BY HIMSELF

>OBJ with 3 catches
>one was blatant OPI
wew

>has the best pass rush in the league
>by """""""""""""himself"""""""""""""

The Vikings could be 18-0 up 35 points in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl against a third string QB and I still wouldn't believe they've won until the clock struck 0

that's how much this team has fucked my shit up

i won't be ok until we win just one

2nd best*

>best pass rush in the league
I forgive you and realize you meant best in the conference. Vikings are second in the league.

I understand, Vikings bro. The Eagles always do me dirty and choke too.
Just one owl and we'll all make it

dude used to have to cover Megatron twice a year . these other guys are small time

Last week he actually played in a rotation against Benjamin.

He's a great corner, though. He's big, he's fast, he's physical. He's the type of guy that can do well against some of the bigger, more dominant receivers.

How do we cure this hobbits bipolarity?

delete this

Make Sam his placeholder.

get him to eat skittles before every kick

sign Robbie Gould .
he is the only weakness .we have to cut him

Everyone point and laugh at the inbred porch monkey spouting retard babble

Hey guys, remember when everyone in the world shit down our throats for losing by 3 in Minnesota?

We'll see you in December faggots

maybe you don't understand what ZERO YARDS means
or the fact that Shepard and Cruz both performed better than OBJ
kys

We'll be happy to knock you guys out of playoff contention on your own field.

people were trashing them because theyre used to them winning
people are bandwagonning minnesota becasue theyre used to them losing
really makes u think

>one was blatant OPI
Did you mean all three?

>32 (thirty-two) yards
I thought memell memeham memeior was elite.

Please god let semen become the second coming of tom Brady...only not a gay faggot who plays for gay team

its been two weeks nigger lighten the fuck up

>eagles

lmao they've only won against weak ass teams

CMON son

I feel the same way about the Texans. Brock Lobster and the Toxins (especially the offense as a whole) have barely made it through four weeks alive. I'm surprised they're even 3-1. By all rights, they should be 1-3 along with the rest of the division, but somehow the Burrs and Chefs BOTH fucked up more than the Toxins did in those first two games. The Bears, I wasn't too surprised by, but I legitimately thought the Chiefs were going to ass-plow the Texans into the ground again.

The debacle vs the Patriots was inevitable, but I thought the offense could at least score a fucking field goal or two. Hell, they didn't even pass the fifty yard line until the third quarter.

They barely won vs. the Titans on Sunday to boot, despite what the score might suggest.

Had the offense come out flat again - not scoring on its first two drives like it did - and had Will Fuller not pulled a PR TD out of his ass, the Texans more than likely would have lost.

And every week, Osweiler keeps promising to clean up the offensive miscues and interceptions (I laugh sardonically when he says that), but every week he keeps being a dumbass and tries to force it to Hopkins when he shouldn't.

As much as I'd like to see Hopkins get touches, I'd rather see well put together drives and touchdowns/points.

wow, one garbage time TD and a win @home against the worst team in the division and you faggots think you're back, get ready to eat shit in December

Yeah but the difference is everyone hates the Texans and enjoys their misery. Nobody really hates Minnesota

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11 votes
1. (8.909) Denver Broncos [+1, +0.020]
2. (8.818) Minnesota Vikings [+1, +0.485]
3. (8.273) New England Patriots [-2, -0.801]
4. (7.818) Philadelphia Eagles [+0, +0.151]
5. (7.182) Seattle Seahawks [+0, +0.404]
6. (7.091) Atlanta Falcons [+11, +2.017]
7. (6.636) Baltimore Ravens [+3, +0.599]
8. (6.545) Green Bay Packers [-3, -0.233]
9. (6.455) Oakland Raiders [+3, +0.714]
10. (6.273) Dallas Cowboys [+4, +0.792]
11. (6.182) Pittsburgh Steelers [-4, -0.374]
12. (5.818) Los Angeles Rams [+9, +1.744]
13. (5.636) Houston Texans [+3, +0.488]
14. (5.545) Cincinnati Bengals [-1, -0.085]
15. (5.455) Kansas City Chiefs [-7, -0.989]
16. (5.273) New York Giants [-1, -0.023]
17. (4.909) Carolina Panthers [-8, -1.350]
18. (4.455) Buffalo Bills [+5, +0.492]
19. (4.182) Washington Redskins [-1, -0.299]
20. (4.091) Arizona Cardinals [-9, -1.687]
21. (4.000) New York Jets [+3, +0.111]
22. (3.182) Indianapolis Colts [-3, -1.077]
22. (3.182) Detroit Lions [-2, -0.966]
24. (2.909) San Diego Chargers [-2, -1.091]
25. (2.818) Jacksonville Jaguars [+5, +0.522]
25. (2.818) New Orleans Saints [+4, +0.299]
27. (2.727) San Francisco 49ers [-1, -0.199]
28. (2.182) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-3, -1.337]
29. (2.091) Tennessee Titans [-1, -0.724]
30. (1.909) Miami Dolphins [-4, -1.017]
30. (1.909) Chicago Bears [+1, +0.539]
32. (0.091) Cleveland Browns [+0, -0.835]

so what other broships are there aside from Raiders-Steelers and Eagles-Vikings?

>losing by 3 to the Vikings with a QB who had been in town for about 10 days
>Rodgers fumbling the ball 3 times
>Rodgers getting picked
>Rodgers really, really liking women

any real vikings fans here I need to make a pact with yall,
stay humble. it's all we got. Stay calm like your fishing off a dock in october while the blue sky runs deep.

fag

Zero.
EV we outchea

Kek

Browns-Rope

>Falcons +11
>Steelers -4
>Rams +9

Some real questionable movements. Especially the Steelers dropping that much after blowing out the Chiefs.

I might be shitposting my ass off but deep down I'm terrified that this team is gonna blow it, just let me enjoy it man

You wanna know who created this "Eagles vikes" broship? Fuckin eagles fans.
Vikes are on a solo cruise right now no friend zone. ONLY circumstance that varies is when Lions beat the Packers then we're pals for a day.

Broncos-Refs

packer fan detected

>3. (8.273) New England Patriots [-2, -0.801]

Lower desu

>this guy
idk how you can be from Minnesota and not like Carson Wentz

You can tell the bandwagoners, long time Vikings fans know down in our heart this team will do something to crush us. Bandwagon fans are oblivious to this

Salty salty tears

I like him, no eagles vikes broship makes sense though..Eagles don't give a fuck about vikes

This. Don't fucking trust iggleniggers. They were all acting nice and respectful before the Stillers game and now they shit on any stoolerfag who posts. They're treacherous vermin who should be ignored at all times.

I do, senpai.

I welcome such a fate if only because it wouldn't be the Vikings otherwise, and I could tell my grandkids about how I survived the burning of the Twin Cities

>it started with flipped cars and downed lightposts, the city thought they could contain it
>before the night was over, the whole of Capella Tower burned, a mighty solitary flame illuminating the den of chaos below
>at the bow of the stadium, Walsh's corpse could seen, impaled by the pointy end of the Gjallarhorn

>undercover Cowgirls fans

You can take solace in the hilarity of panthers band wagoners dealing with a qb who has CTE

packers at least have a history of competence to back it up
youve beat the titans, panthers, and giants (1-3, 1-3, and 2-2 respectively) oh wow
yeah you had a fair victory at gb. I'll give you that much, but we're hardly into the season yet
any real viking fan knows not to boast this early, you always get shit on in the playoffs (on the offchance you make it) especially since youre now the team to beat and bradford is hardly an experienced veteran

stoolerfags deserve it

>Raiders-Steelers
fuck no, the raiders don't have any broships. it's about time a heel turn takes place, the raiders need to become the villains of the league again.

Go back to your hole, dweeb.

>raiders don't have a broship
Shut up the raiders are best bros with Mexico and you know it beaner

>packers at least have a history of competence to back it up
You faggots weren't shit before Favre came to town, you were Browns-tier in the 70s and 80s. Minnesota, in spite of their lack of championships, have never not been competitive in their entire history.

why do you even bother typing when you're clearly retarded

>ravens, 7
>beat 13, 25, and 32
>lost to 9
that math don't add up

not when they're being led by Derek "literally Jesus" Carr

Inevitable choke is incoming. But I'm just happy for the ride.

Raiders-Eagles

Stay salty, Skip.

The Eagles have the NFCE on lock.

Romo will come back just to fracture his vagina.

you just jinxed it, I won't tell you how but you should know.

>before Favre came to town
Yeah, it was called 1991, I was 5 years old. I actually was around.

Lads, if the Eagles don't make the playoffs I'm committing suicide

FUCK OFF EAGLEFAGS NO ONE LIKES YOU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do you have the template for this picture?

It's a Derek gets addicted to cocaine because his brother is a piece of shit episode

broships are cancer

this. vikings are a meme team with a babby schedule. I don't even dislike them, but this shitposting is getting out of hand
I'm gonna bookmark the archive the day they fucking blow it in their first playoff game

just so you know, if you do actually think i'm a cowgirls fan. Then you're factually a retard.

Viking shitposting isn't half as bad as iggleshitters

Honestly as a GB fan logically we are way more likely to lose to the Giants than we are to lose to the Vikings. Vikings can be beaten by having a stong run game and a good #1 cb and coverage linebacker. They beat GB in week 2 because Sam Shields was out. The Giants, on the other hand, feed more on weak cb depth which is a achilles of GB atm

You weren't around back when the only decent player on the team was James Lofton, or to appreciate that 1995 was the first time in literally 23 years that they won the division. Fuck off bandwagoning faggot.

You're right, your bitching and incessant whining is much more akin to those transgender seacuck fans

Great post

somebody should take your comment, and try and win a "dumbest comment of the Cred Forums thread" award with it, cause you'd get 1st place

>HA YOU SUCKED IN THE 80S LOLOL
and 3 nfc championships, and 2 superbowls since
your point?

The Vikings have a harder schedule than their entire division.

>babby schedule
jesus christ you idiots will say anything to discredit what this team has done

Your min won first place in the national suck offs

>babby schedule
>TEN, CAR, GB, NYG

idk about that one senpai i could probably list 20 other teams that have had easier schedules so far

you should feel proud because you're the last troll I ever take the time to respond to, you made me a better person today I hope you can live with that.

>Vikings can be beaten by having a stong run game
Nigger you are stupid. DeMarco Murray had two TDs in week 1 and the tits still didn't come close to winning. Panthers have one of the best running offenses in the NFL and they got shut out for three straight quarters. Quit talking out of your ass.

go ahead

My point is there's an 80% chance you've never even been to Wisconsin

>Panthers have one of the best running offenses in the NFL
>no Jonathan Stewart

"No"

There's an 80% chance you've never been laid

david is a cokehead?

Their run D is weaker than their pass D. They are much more likely to give up a big run than a big pass seemingly. Counting TDs means nothing. And Panthers are trash

>Minnesota ever competitive

>Minnesota
All-Time Playoffs: 47 Games, 19-28
Wild Card Round: 13 Games, 6-7
Divisional Round: 21 Games, 9-12
Conference Championship: 9 Games, 4-5
Super Bowl: 4 Games, 0-4

>Green Bay
All-Time Playoffs: 53 Games, 32-21
Wild Card Round: 14 Games, 9-5
Divisional Round: 18 Games, 8-10
Conference Championship: 8 Games, 5-3
Super Bowl: 5 Games, 4-1
Championship (pre-1966): 8 Games, 6-2

>Jonathan Stewart
>good
Pick 1

Give a legitimate reason for why you hate the Cowboys.

>TEN
1-3
>CAR
1-3 JUST the team
>GB
2-1 not bad
>NYG
lost 0-21 against the bills and to the dolphins too, wow

viking delusion once again

Ah fuck

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that it was the female ref that mistakenly ruled that fumble recovery in the Redskins favor :^)

I'm not going to because I'm not actually autistic enough nor do I care about defending the Vikings at all

want me to get my birth certificate to show that I was born in waukesha, or my student ID to show that I go to school in the UW?
I literally wasn't born yet the last time GB sucked, and I'm an adult now

>JStew
>not a product of his offense
Carolina is statistically a top 10 rushing offense, Tennessee top 5, Green Bay and the Giants are at least league average

kys

>lost 0-21 against the bills and to the dolphins too, wow

what did he mean by this

Did I just meme some obscure journalist into dying?

>Their run D is weaker than their pass D
Not saying much since both are good m8

Betcha can't do it again

>Raiders
vs SD
vs KC
@ JAX
@ TB

>Broncos
@ ATL
@ SD
vs HOU
vs SD

Give me 1 (one) reason Oakland and Denver won't go undefeated leading up to their SNF game.

>all these buttblasted Packersfags
>have the easiest schedule in football because Rodgers sucked off Goodell
>still losing the division

>Jonathan Stewart is a product of his offense

what did he mean by this

looked at the preseason oops
point still stands

>all the buttblasting Vikings fans are going to receive when they choke again

0-4 lmao

Between 1968 and 1992(25 years) the Packers made the playoffs twice.

One was 1972 where they got BTFO by the NFC champs who themselves got BTFO by the 72 Fins

The other was the strike season which many experts say shouldn't even count because it was a shortened season played by scab players and wasn't a true measure of how good/bad the teams could've been that year

>"b-but I wasn't alive then so it doesn't matter"
Bandwagoners will defend this

The only other loss the Giants had was barely losing to the Skins and they beat the 3-1 Cowboys. The Titans have played everyone close all year.

The Vikings don't have a babby schedule any way you look at it. At worst its a middle of the pack schedule.

He wasn't some obscure journalist, I actually remember David Carr pretty well he was once a White House Correspondent

KC may be so anus ravaged they unleash their primal rage on Oakland

Houston or ATL will accidentally the broncos

>lost 0-21 against the bills and to the dolphins too, wow
god damn you're dumb

Absolutely furious.

Vikings are eternally BTFO with NO LOMBARDIS

True. GB has better run D and could shut them down with their top cb on the field since the vikes aren't deep on receivers. Viking defense is stout but Rodgers can meme enough plays to win. Barring injury GB barely edges them out in an on paper match up

>@SD
>HOU
>SD

the fuck is with that schedule

also Raiders-Chiefs games are always shitfests that can go either way

I heard stories from my dad all the time

I'm also a lifelong Bucks fan and the number of seasons they've been competitive is pretty much equal to the number of seasons the Packers haven't been in the last 25 years. Same goes for the fucking Broors. There's a reason the Packers are everything to this state, because they're the only chance at any success for any professional sports fan 95% of the time

Panthers run offense hasn't missed a beat with Cameron Artis-Payne and Fozzy Whittaker taking over m8

123 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

because the san diego chargers are so ass backwards stupid that the raiders or the broncos will blow a 13 point lead in the 4th quarter for no fucking reason

>>"b-but I wasn't alive then so it doesn't matter"
>Bandwagoners will defend this
1996 was 20 years ago

>I'm also a lifelong Bucks fan
Literally no one in the midwest cares. It's like Minnesota talking up the Lynx. Yeah the Lynx are historically great but it's the WNBA so rightfully nobody gives a fuck. You should really know better.

No one gives a shit about being competitive if you don't eventually win a championship. You are literally cucking yourself if you think that this is true.

>I live in the past: the post
I guarantee the Packers will eventually revert back to being garbage and the Vikings will go back to dominating the division like they always have and then we'll see if you're still around supporting the Pack

If you take out Whittaker's game against SF the perfomance from their RBs hasn't been anything particularly good

I'm sorry I can't hear you with all these Lombardi Trophies WE have

>if you ignore the times he was good this player hasn't been good
k

this is just about as relevant as saying the packers won 2 superbowls in the 60s
nice damage control tho

In about 10 years you'll be referring to the Cowboys when you say >we so I legitimately do not care

>Barely beat the Jest
>Thinking you are an owl contender

Their rush is mediocre now and they're living off of the Cam read option. Now that his brain is scrambled their wings are clipped

Has anyone mentioned how utterly mediocre Russlel Wilson is? Complete defense babby..

>dominate the north
>haven't won a single owl to compensate for the "domination"

like conference championships matter in the long run if you can't follow through and go all the way

>0-4

If you need to cite a guy having a good game against the 32nd ranked run defense in the NFL as the main argument for the Panther's rushing attack not missing a beat then you need to reevaluate your opinions

Regardless they were the same top 10 rushing offense when the Vikings played them so the point about needing a good rushing attack to beat them is bunk

Nope would rather ride Evans

Their rushing attack was mediocre then too. They were ranked that high because they had just dumpstered the 32nd currently ranked rush defense in the NFL.

>32nd ranked run defense
that's the Raiders

Niners aren't a good run D but they aren't even in the bottom quarter in yards per rush, now stop making shit up

Give me one reason the rams don't go 10-6

yep, Miller is elite

Because they're the Rams and god will eventually punish them for what they've done

jeff fisher

you literally do not need any other reason

The 49ers have allowed 140 rushing yards per game. Worst in the NFL by far.

At least all of those franchises have real fans, which is more than anyone can say about the >Puckers.

>I make shit up when I'm wrong
Worst run D they played was Atlanta's and there are at least five defenses that are worse against the rush

Volume of runs makes the difference. Niners are always playing from behind so teams run the ball more against them.

>raiders steelers

Raider fans fucking hate them

youtube.com/watch?v=L9d_pQvv2ng

Tbf divas are more common amongst NFL WRs than any other position in any sport for some reason

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>poodell cuckham jr

stop pls

McAdoo looks like such a fucking melvin.

Why is he a coach?

wew lad

vikes are gonna have tons of bandwagoners if they keep it up. and when the chokestravaganza that always happens you viqueen "fans" can slink back to obscurity so the only REAL good team of the NFC North can shine like always.

>puckers
>"good"
by far the funniest post in the thread

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I'm not a Vikings fan though.

>REAL good team of the NFC North
>Puckers

Remember that hilarious second half implosion the packers had against the Seahawks? You don't remember, you say? Don't worry bud, the world remembers

Rams

>dak "can't throw deep to save his life" prescott

>mfw he gets benched when romo returns

Well yeah he'll get benched when Romo returns. Why the hell wouldn't he, Romo is elite and Dak is a rookie.

prove me wrong without memeing it up

goddamn there's so many buttsore Packerfags ITT

keep bringing the salt

>already lost to the Vikings
>split with the Bears and the Lions last season
>have the weakest strength of schedule in the league
>Rodgers is still a Nelson babby and Nelson has faded hard

pick any

>Romo is elite

>pucker fans being mad when Vikings have NO RINGS

as a browns fan please be joking

not that guy but the packers have been a playoffs team for almost 20 years already
they aren't consistently good, but they've had some bouts of success
gb will at least get a wildcard the next 3 years

>as a browns fan
Lol k

About time someone said this

They are the Panthers of last year: a product of a watered-down league and will be similarly exposed against any contender

>already lost to the Vikings
still can go 1-1 in the season against the Vikings
>split with the Bears and the Lions last season
literally made it farther than the Vikings did in playoffs EVER
>have the weakest strength of schedule in the league
>strength of schedule mattering literally ever
>Rodgers is still a Nelson babby and Nelson has faded hard
I'll give you that one.

And their rushing was garbage against Atlanta. It's not the same as it used to be.

And volume actually does matter. If a team with a slightly lower YPC is allowing a bunch more yards than a team with a higher YPC because they're getting consistently rushed on than its just as bad or worse.

They've basically been gifted a wildcard bid by the league.

Tony Romo has always been a pimp and you hate him for it.
>Undrafted
>Does ads for Walmart sporting gear
>Like 2nd or 3rd most 4th quarter comebacks
>Highest completion %
>Cowboys literally only won one single game without him
>"H-he isn't elite."
This is what I like to call the Cowboys treatment. Tony Romo is a great, upstanding guy who has never said or done anything to a soul. Dak Prescott is another saint of a guy. Why do people hate both of them? Because they are Cowboys.

The NFL only makes these kind of releases after the game is over for a reason

Too many people, including me, bet on the Browns

Remember there are no mistakes in the NFL desu

Cincinnati born and raised. It's not like I enjoy watching them lose. I enjoy watching them to see just how crazy they can get. I've already accepted the fact that they'll never be good anytime soon but I can dream

They get piss easy schedules, the refs dickride Rodgers, Clay Matthews and Rodgers are both annoying faggots, Puckers fans are unsufferable. There isn't a whole lot to like about the team as a whole. I feel bad for every team in that division because they will always have a disadvantage as long as Rodgers is playing just because the NFL protects him so heavily and giftwraps playoff appearances to them.

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As a Bengals fan no division rival of pissburgh would use the "muh rings" talking point. I don't care how bad the Browns are

2016-2017 AFC/NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES:

AFC:

(5) Buffalo Bills vs. (1) Denver Broncos

NFC:

(5) LA Rams vs. (1) Minnesota Vikings

SB 51 MATCHUP:

(5) Buffalo Bills vs. (5) LA Rams.

Tiki pls

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>28. (2.182) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-3, -1.337]
>-1.337

>tfw your team selected the non-diva LSU receiver
>tfw your team will break him mentally with their ineptitude, only for him to be rebuilt even stronger and become the most mentally tough WR in the league

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landry>>>>>>>>corpse of dwayne bowe>>>>>>OBmeme

>tfw love the Bengals but rooted for the Vikings because of my family
They're pretty much the NFC version of the Bengals desu, both have had great teams but just cant seal the deal in the end.

>that step up

hnnng

It's Raiders-Jags. We've both been in the cellar for years together, just absorbing abuse from our divisions.

Except now, Raiders are kinda moving on, and Jags aren't sooo.... it's getting kind of awkward.

It's like you graduate from college and as the years go by you get married and have a good career going, and then your roommate from college Brandon still wants to party and keeps calling you every now and again talking about this rager going on back on campus, and how you should totally go. And you can't, really, because you're in your thirties now and you've got kids to put to bed and a wife and it's a weekday for fuck's sake, but you don't want Brandon to feel bad, so you tell him "aww, man!" and how that sounds awesome, but damn, the kids, you know? But it really does sound "lit," bro.

And every time you saw "aww, man!" and give your lame excuse, you have to force the tone of regret in your voice more and more, because truthfully, you don't feel any regret. You have a rich, fulfilling life where you are starting to get everything you want, and you aren't really interested in the emptiness of just drinking and trying to fingerbang some strange at a party. And you don't really feel bad about not going. You feel bad because Brandon still wants to go, and he hasn't moved on, and you worry about him.and what it looks like to be a guy who's in his thirties still lurking around college parties.

And you wonder--is this it for him? Is this his life? And you worry that you are a terrible friend, because you don't want to hang out any more, but you also realize the horrible truth that you just don't have any reason to be his friend any more. You just don't. And you feel bad, but you also wonder why you feel bad, after all, it's not like you did anything wrong. You got your act together, you're actually accomplishing things in life. But you still feel bad.

That's the current state of the Raiders-Jags broship.

Reminder that the Vikings were also missing their top cb in that game. the vikes are also deeper at wr than GB.

Bet you anything old man Tom Was keeping this bitch in his place

I really hate most raidniggers but this was a beautiful post.
Still, stay out of Vegas though.

>just got home from vacations
>test due tommorrow
>no income
>have to track a major hurricane hitting in 3 days

WTF. I dont look forward to losing power for weeks

you forgot the part where landry talent wont be recognized until he leaves the dolphins

>projecting this hard

Godamn bruh put a header on that blog next time

your friend is shit and you are too for not telling him to get his shit together

i've been pushing for Chargers-Eagles, idk if it has been reciprocated

OP of the pic. I have the template on my work PC, I'll post it tomorrow so like 10 hours from now.

>vikes are deeper at wr
No, they do have Rudolph though

There is a natural occurring broship. The teams made a huge trade that is really benefiting both sides.

DED THREAD DEAD SPORT

>Any team besides AFC West winning against Denver
>This season
Pick one.

>barely beat the redskins.
>barely beat the 49ers.
>beat by the Giants.

Dem boys is back though, right?

the cream will rise to the top

Didn't the chargers give the eagles like 2-3 good starters this year? Sounds kind of like a one sided relationship.

Y-you stop that!!

M-muh rings! Muh history! M-muh rapidly regressing """""" elite"""""" qb

>have good rookie season
>regress sophomore season
>??? junior season

The good QBs have a sophomore slump and then rebound and progress their careers, the shit QBs never recover from that 2nd season and the truly elite QBs get even stronger their second year and even stronger the third year.

SB preview coming up this weekend desu

So is Bradford the franchise qb of the vikings now

He's doing everything Niggwater couldn't do

>The Minnesota Vikings are unironically 4-0 right now with Sam Bradford as their starting QB

How has this happened lads

They thought they had a solid playoff team with bridgewater at the helm already, bradford is in a rare position where he is actually an upgrade at QB for a team.

I can't tell if chip kelly's offense completely stifled him or he finally stopped drinking the firewater

Mariota isn't doing very bad, take a look at what he's facing and what he has at WR

Literally none of his wide receivers can break separations to get out of tight coverage. They're getting beaten by who CBs so naturally he throws interceptions, that and people don't stick with routes.

They just need a number 1 receiver and he'll start doing some good stuff in Tennessee, Jameis I don't know why he's doing bad Vincent Jackson, Mike Evans, and Sefarian Jenkins basically ignore coverage every play by just being 6 inches taller than their competition

Fuck off, Bridgewater is still better than Badford

because hes not a black qb. Turdy Shitwater wuz holding them back

the titans scored 10 points against the worst defense in the country last week and mariota looked awful

Yeah but how

Bradford is more effective than Bridgewater in every way, stronger, more poised, and hell I'd say he's healthier now, bridgewater's legged is fucked harder than Rg3's but a similar state like Rg3 his job has been replaced by a better player

It's not though, saying exaggerated statements like that has 0 credence whatsoever, they so far statistically have the best pass rush albeit not playing a very good passing team yet, but still let's get into it

Mariota did pretty bad, but why, was it him or was it the fact that literally no one was breaking from coverage except in a few scenarios which Mariota capitalized on.

>drafting a black qb

Funny how that's exactly what people were saying was the problem with Bridgewater last year, but why is it an acceptable excuse with your QB and not with someone else's?

I didn't say that about Bridgewater though, it's not like it's the same situation either, Rudolf, Diggs, Wallace, then AP in the backfield to ease it up

It's not perfect but it's much much better than matthews, sharpe, wright, and douglas. You can say Walker but he hasn't played 2 games so far and the only thing you can really say is equal is the run game which Murray is doing pretty great so far

Either way who the fuck is Mariota actually supposed to throw to?

>Has there ever been anything as cringey in the league as the Viqueens SKOL chant?

I don't know if you were around when the seahawks rose to power, but their whole >us12s thing is a hundred times worse

TB waived Sefarian-Jenkins like last week.

I will agree that >us12s was bad but at least it wasnt ripped from fucking yuros

>Rudolph is good
Lol k. 2002 career yards and his best season was with Christian Ponder throwing to him but whatever you say. And Wallace is completely washed up. By the end of the season he was getting taken out of games because he was absolutely invisible.

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We get it, you play Madden

Pretty dumb move, but after I looked it up it was from a DUI charge, still pretty dumb, but they still have Cameron Brates now who seems to be a favored target of him now, again 6-6

Notice how all of Winston's favorite targets are much bigger than any CB in the NFL, it's pretty easy to see why they'd, but either way he's going mountains to throw to all the time, I don't see why he'd have trouble in any game

I think the Titans biggest receiver is 6-3 which is Johnson but brings that down by being pretty slow now

Hi Viqueen

ASJ was cut and Vincent Jackson is old and washed up, surprised he isn't cut too.

I didn't say that, retard. I said Bridgewater has more to work with, I won't say Rudolph is amazing, but he's a good goal line tight end and can block well. Titans only have Walker, which is yes a good tight end, but not someone who can reliably be thrown to down field. I don't think you realize how bad the titans receivers are right now

>can block well
It's obvious you don't keep track of PFF ratings but I can tell you this is untrue. Rhett Ellison is leagues better at blocking. Rudolph isn't even good at the goal line, he dropped several easy TD passes last year.

You're proving your point by saying he has good depth at tight end, but he still had over 1/3 of Bridgewater's touchdowns, seriously you're missing the point, are you actually saying the Vikings are worse off than the Titans at receiving

They also got Humphries to make up for AS-J's playstyle too. And he did spectacular vs. LA. I would say "but it WAS LA...", but they happen to somehow lead the NFC West and have contained both the Cardinals and Seattle offenses. Jeff Fisher and his Rams continue to be a mystery to me.

Yes, TB drafted with a pass-heavy offense in mind. They drafted big, towering WRs to overshadow the defense's corners, so they can chuck dragons all day long if the conditions are right. They tried to do so vs. the Arizona defense, but it was a massacre, 4 interceptions by Jameis, their typical gameplan just didn't work.

Vincent Jackson is getting old, he still has pop left in the cannon but he's not going to last forever. I can expect TB drafting a WR in the upcoming draft to replace him.

I bet people are pretty happy the Seahawks have a bye with the momentum they've gotten rolling again.

Really looking forward to when they fuck the Eagles in the ass at home.

I don't doubt Jackson is old, I'm just talking about the original point of "what happened" with Winston and Mariota. I don't think anything bad has happened, he just doesn't have much to throw to, but Winston you know he has a pretty comfy setup in Tampa

LA isn't bad though they have a pretty nasty defense and their run game is pretty good, that would naturally fuck over no line Seahawks, mediocre as fuck 49ers, and aging Cardinals

NFC west is regressing hard, but seahawks might come back

>You're proving your point by saying he has good depth at tight end
How did I do that? By pointing out the Vikings had a tight end that blocked better than PFF's 35th-ranked tight end last year?

I gotta agree, Mariota's having some issues. He doesn't really have any big name targets to throw to, but somehow he's barely scraping by and managing. I suppose DeMarco Murray's resurgence is a product of Tennessee not having a strong wideout corps, allowing him to get plenty of touches and make plays like he used to do with Dallas (and that's when he was with a team that DID have a good wideout corp!).

That's exactly how I feel, my eagles have let me down too many times. With McNabb they would go deep in the playoffs to choke and after he got traded the Eagles have been trash, I mean they'll have a good year but what is a good year if you can't take the chip home.

Wtf is that gay shit

reddit is leaking again, that's what

reminds me of the onesided 'broship' seatrannies were forcing last year before the pats pushed their collective shit in on the last play

I think the big problem is the coaching staff has too much faith in players like Sharpe to beat people out in traditional coverage, but when it comes to 2 minute drills and plays they'll open the offense up and play in shotgun allowing multiple targets to line up against linebackers and you'll see Marcus go from throwing the ball out to passing them into small screens and miraculously go from what seems like a terrible quarterback to clutch in just 1 play. Murray is playing great, but the real reason he's doing so amazing is the offensive line, people need to respect what Jones, Conklin, and Lewan are doing. The real MVP on the titans right now is that right there and what Mariota should do and I'm sure he'll learn is just waiting plays out and stepping into the pocket to watch plays develop.

I'm saying Rudolph is a reliable goal line tight end and someone to throw to why, because he got over 1/3 of bridgewaters touchdowns, with only 500 yards, but by saying that the team also has a tight end that can block for him is saying that they have a blocker and a goal line tight end. You're still evading the question which is are you saying the Titans are better than the Vikings receiving team. Just answer that or are you just admitting you're just a dumb troll

>he still watches football

That feel when the Browns have been getting fucked by the refs.

>YFW The Browns go 12-4 and win the ABC North.

It'll happen

Thank you, based Carr.

word

Thank you, based Carr

So if the Vikings win the division/get to the NFCCG without Teddy and AP they are both done in Minny right?

Maybe not Teddy, but no way they pay AP that much if the team shows it can keep winning without him.

This a perfect summation of how people view the Giants franchise.

i miss him :(

Who /upallnight/ here?

30 consecutive games with 100 rush yards snapped....hasn't missed a beat...uhhhh wat

Yes teddy, if the Vikings go farther without Bridgewater than with him and Bradford goes late 3000 yards with 20-30 touchdowns they'll go with him over Bridgewater and pull an RG3 on him

To give perspective on how bad the injury is he had his knee dislocated, a torn acl, and other structural damage that caused the team to cancel practice, call the ambulance and rush him to the trauma center for the vikings. His rebab is looking like it'll take at least 2 years. To give perspective to how bad it was, the team's doctor thought over the 17 years of being in the NFL it was by far the worst he'd ever seen

Dude's career is over like that, you don't make first round trades for temporary solutions

I'm so fucking tired, user. Exams and papers this week are killing me.

It was so bad that supposedly if it weren't for timely help he could lose his leg

How the fuck was it so bad? Wasn't it a non contact injury? Jesus.

AP is nicking a living on 18m this season.

Restructure if he wants to stay.

>>implying scripted Rams Owl

How would that even work? You'd need a villain. Someone Goodell hates, preferably with a history with the Rams in the Owl. Maybe with an accusation of cheating by old players against a team that would fit the above bill and is coming off of another cheating witch hunt. But who could that be?

Shit's pretty terrifying to think that one awkward step and your knee can fucking explode

We don't know if his career is over or not. But the Vikings have insurance in Bradford considering he's on contract next year as well. Better to let Teddy heal fully.

Sounds a little like the 2012 Vikings where they managed to not implode in more games than usual.

The damage supposedly wasn't as bad as the initial prognosis suggested. The ACL was completely torn and two other ligaments were partially torn, but there was no structural damage. It's still really bad and Teddy's week 1 status for 2017 is very much in doubt, but if his rehab goes well he should fully recover.

Best comparison would be Carson Palmer in 2005.

I think it was like worst case thing for everything he dropped back in an awkward position then fall on it and then yeah it's fucking pretty bad

That's why I don't see why Vikings fans think he's coming back

we won't see him for another 1 or 2 years even then you won't heal completely for it, look at Gronk who's arm injury was probably multiple times less severe but he has to wear a brace for the rest of his career on his, it's a great thing he's a good catch and as strong as an ox otherwise he'd be fucked

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From what I heard he tripped trying to do a dropback and fell on his leg trying to recover. Total freak thing to have happen on a move quarterbacks take about 35-50 times a game.

youtube.com/watch?v=jTnOmruhRLc

You forgot the dislocated knee, I doubt he can even start rehab for at least 6 months. Plus it's a complete tear, not a partial tear and have they done surgery to completely repair it yet? That's pretty vital, I don't think you realize how bad it is, they consulted a ton of doctors before they made a grab at Bradford

>tfw you forget to switch your JOI gloves with the sticky ones

The surgery happened last month dude

I did forget the dislocated kneecap but that's mostly related to the torn ligaments anyway. Carson Palmer's injury was just as serious and he was back on the field in eight months even as many people were calling it career-threatening.

Jameis has made some poor decisions but Humphries is the only one that can consistently create separation, and that's only in the slot, working the middle of the field.

Evans consistently gets beat by any decent CB using man-press coverage, and opposing teams know that now. Jackson never recovered from his injury last season and has been completely absent. ASJ is gone, and Brate is but a less athletic version of him whose only redeeming quality is his consistent hands.

I'm not absolving Winston. He made some very stupid throws against Denver, but he's working with a very shallow, and one-dimensional cast of receivers.

The surgery fixed his knee, he still needs reconstruction on the ligaments, it's still a far way off

all the highlights I've seen is him getting beat in coverage but still making the catch because he's taller than the other CBs

Yes. I imagine a highlight reel would focus on a player's best plays but that isn't something he can do consistently. Despite his size, Evans is only physical when he's blocking. He doesn't (or doesn't know how to) play through contact after a catch or during his route.

It's a very confusig thing to watch live.

>The surgery fixed his knee, he still needs reconstruction on the ligaments
The surgery WAS the reconstruction

>cheering the name of dipping tobacco

how classless can you get, Minnesota?

The surgery was for the dislocated knee he needs reconstruction on the ligaments though, that's why its a big injury

I don't doubt it, but even with all what you said half the catches he makes isn't because he's a better player but because he's just taller and bigger that's why he's averaging 90 yards a game so far, it's pretty dumb how it works like that

I doubt the vikings would be 4-0 if they still had teddy two-yards. He must feel like shit

>The surgery was for the dislocated knee he needs reconstruction on the ligaments though
You are literally wrong. The surgery was for all the damage to the knee.

This. If I was a vikings fan id be terrified more than happy.

It's the other way around, San Diego chokes away leads in the 4th

>Rasm fans think their team is better than 8-8

an 8 win season would be an improvement for the rams I think most of their fans would take it

The Vikings are fucking elite

Oh shit you're right, I interpreted the article saying he'd need ligament reconstruction too

Still not optimistic for his future though, Bradford is playing great, the team is doing well, the big question is going to be can he do the same things Bradford is doing

They have a good team

The Lions broke Sanders
The Lions broke Megatron

Will they break Stafford too?

>Leaving out the fact that >we beat all of those teams with rookies

stafford isnt an all time great so hes good

uhm sir, the LA Rams!? Top of the Division, yall enjoy being second to the Broncos

>He thinks Luke kuechley can catch julio tuning fork the sideline with 4.39 speed

Panthers need Norman back.

>25
We are going places.

>yfwdbwdsb

>Raiders-Steelers
Did you just randomly pick two teams and pull this out of your ass? They hate each other!

Toxins will expose the overrated vikings.

>cards niners TnF

With a few more years of good play I would put him up there with Matty Ice and maybe Brees, as an elite QB stuck on a shit team that constantly lets him down, though Brees has a ring at least.

>smoking is coo
Cards taking another L sadly

This. None worse than that Seacuck-Pats one.

Reminder.

Are the Vikings for real?

>seacucks-pats broship

It's so overloaded with bandwagoners it looks like one of those African refugee boats. Truly the worst.

AFC>NFC?

cause it doesnt exist.
Only damage controlling seacuck fans want it to be a thing.

>lose owl
>h..hey we c..can still be bros r..right?
>d..dont take my lunch money again tom.

Literally cucks, its like trying to drink a beer with your wifes bull after he just got done cumming all over her face.

Yes

As a lions fan, I finally have to admit that they are. They are doing a good job of keeping mr glass bones alive, and their defense is for real.

Fuck the Vikings
Fuck the pack
Fuck Caldwell
Fuck critical injuries to key players at the worst possible times

It's not fair.

its your guys own fault for being so bad that you pushed 2 generational players to retirement.

>Fuck the Vikings
>Fuck the pack
>Fuck Caldwell
>Fuck critical injuries to key players at the worst possible times

Heh, I can relate as a Chargers fan.

Fuck the Broncos, goddamnit.
And FUCK Spanos, McCoy, Pagano, as well as that hooker from Tijuana.

He is pretty good, though. Definitely a punished player. You see him cursing out/screaming at everyone all the time because he is playing his ass off while everyone around him sucks ass.

Stafford punished snake photoshop anyone?
I feel bad for you guys, you definitely had the worst luck this year regarding injuries to key players. Your teams collective acl seemed to explode.

That's just part of being cursed.

Yes... go to the Eagles if you want to do this shit...

TO: Gone after superb owl season
DJax: Cut
LeSean McCoy: Traded

Tell me more about all of the 'divas' on the Eagles who have a substantial career... Like HoFer Cris Carter. Fuck off, asshole.

Wait, LT wasn't a diva? Wasn't he smoking crack? I'm pretty sure he was.

Dubs confirm

We need to add you to the trinity, you guys really do deserve to be there at this point

Truly, truly, truly.

Thank you, Based Carr

Thank you based Carr

Tybc

you wont be saying that when the raiders knock ben the fuck out in the playoffs this year. Enjoy our champion for now bitch nigga.

>the absolute state of espn and cbs power rankings
complete shambles

Fresh off the press

>using my edited maymay
:,)

>Raiders
>playoffs
el oh el

Yea he was
That dudes dad is just some baby boomer pouting over >muh millennials ruin everything

>lions have been outscored by at most 7 points
>1-3 record

Dammit loins

nice webbum friendo

What's up with the media shitting on Cody Kessler? He's actually playing really well all things considered. He's a 3rd round quarterback that wasn't even meant to play this year so of course Hue is going to protect him and give him really easy reads and a lot of checkdowns. That's how you develop a fucking quarterback.

people just like to rip on the browns because it makes them feel better about their own shitty teams like the jets

>Did Eagles fans already forget the last time they overreacted to a new coach

Philly fans in general are insanely optimistic despite the disappointing history of their shit hole city. Must be why they get drunk and fight each other so much and boo the shit out of anything.

>bradford is one play away from tearing every muscle in his body

What could go wrong?

>Hey guys, remember when we quit trying against Seattle in the NFC championship game cause we thought we won.

Yeah that was funny.

>Raiders-Steelers

Da fuck is this shit? Maybe cause the Raiders have been shit for so long but no way are these teams bro's.

Great times.

>tfw you dominate and are undefeated but drop a spot

How in the Hell are the Chargers above the Saints?

>T. Lions fan

No way a viking fan posted this seriously

Was there ever a bigger WR babby?

its ESPN, so its probably for reasons similar to the steelers and seahawks being above both the vikings and the patriots "because our legion of writers and analysts decided to just gain a chromosome"

>tfw you were at that game live, when the 49ers were still SB contenders
>tfw when the whole stadium was somber up until that point thinking "Fuck, Ryan and Julio are mad from last seasons NFCCG and are about to have their revenge"
>See Bowman pick it on the other side of the field, run down past you, screaming in your Dad and Brothers faces as they are screaming back in pure joy
>That was the last season 49ers were good
>tfw you will never see Harbaugh, Whitner, Boone, Iupati, Gore, Justin Smith, Aldon Smith, Alex Smith, Patrick Willis, Vernon, or Bolden play for the 49ers and be good ever again
>tfw Colin Kaepernick starting sucking asshole on the field to be benched by Gabbert and became a radical SJW BLM on top of it and draw attention to the whole team
>The 49ers wont be good for AT LEAST 3 years
JUST FUCKING END IT ALL FAMILIA, JUST FUCKING KILL ME, THERE IS NO HOPE, ONLY DEATH, PAIN, AND SORROW

>Vikings
>4-0
>below Xeattle which barely beat cryami and lost to the Rasms
>below the steelers who lost 34-3 to the giggles

he at least had the arm strength to unleash Randy

>Coughlin
>Not enabling this diva

>that block in the back

deal with it

desu I dont like the gnats but just because Odell looks like a super saiyan I like him

Oher is concussed. The RT that got BTFO in the Super Bowl was playing RT and the RT was a first time starter who usually only plays TE blocking in max protections

A FUCKING SWEDE
>deal with letting the government pay people to rape your wife and daughters.
At least I dont have to deal with being one of if not THE most laughed at country on earth desu

>3 years
i know you said at least but its gonna be a lot longer than that senpai

>tfw Jimmy could actually be elite this year

feels good mang

if he keeps it up he'll be in the running for come back player of the year

I know, they would have to fire Baalke and luck out into having a good GM come to this shithole, get god tier draft picks and then luck out to have a coach come to this shithole knowing Jed York is literal cancer. 49ers are fucked

The Pats desu.

Rams 29-28 over Patriots. Last minute touchdown drive lead by Case Keenum puts the Rams ahead 29-28 and they miss the 2pt attempt after. Brady gets the ball with 18 seconds left on his own 25 and no timeouts. He cannot muster up a game winner. Rams win. LA is lit

York REALLY fucked you guys by sticking with Baalke, im a fan of a division rival and it just is kinda sad to watch.

...

Damn those teams were fun to watch.They were destined for failure all the same.

Like a mentally stunted version of the Greatest show on turf.

>Tfw kinda want to move out to washington or oregon
>Would have to deal with all the Xehawk cocksucking

>
>implying lameme miller won't get stopped
>implying hopkins wont be shutdown
>no jj watt
Texans are nothing but a glorified Titans.

They finally learned how to use him.

I know, it's amazing

I also got him in my 12 man with my last pick and he's the #7 TE in points when he's really only played the majority of his snaps in the last two games

Wouldn't be surprised if he had an 900+ yard season desu

>tfw 4-0

>mfw da burrs don't go winless

When your team that you put your blood sweat and tears out for every day is in the dumps, you celebrate the little victories no matter now little.

daily reminder that GM extraordinaire Trent Baalke has literally drafted seven players with significant ACL injuries since '13

2013:
DE Tank Carradine (second round) - 2nd String
RB Marcus Lattimore (fourth round) - Medical Retirement

2014:
OL Brandon Thomas (third round) - Released
CB Keith Reaser (fourth round) - 3rd String
FB Trey Millard (seventh round) - Released

2015:
WR DeAndre Smelter (fourth round) - IR

2016:
DB Will Redmond (third round) - IR

Feels good man

Palmer has to be out right? No way he passes concussion protocol in 3 days.

palmer should have been checked for concussion last season in the fuckin NFCCG, he was blowing it all over the goddamned field

Yeah he's not coming back. Arizona should have drafted a QB early. Palmer is one more concussion from being buried permanently.

>Brady injured

Man Bowman was unironically becoming the GOAT inside linebacker, what a shame

They wanted Lynch didn't they ?

made of glass senpai

limped all of 2013, got knocked out last minute
missed 2014
slow start to 2015, injured his back and neck but finished 16 games
btfo in 2016, 9ers should trade him for a pick set.

Is Gabbert a top 10 QB?

>you now remember that one season of thursday night football with bryant gumbel as play-by-play where he constantly mispronounced player names, said the wrong down and distance, and told dumb stories during the middle of a close game

Not even remotely

Thank you, based Carr

Bottom 10

if 9ners finish 8-8 yes

>3th down
hahaha

NEW

>beat a 6-2 falcons team
>shat on 3-1 rams elite D

yes

>Ravens and Forsett part ways
Just fire Trestman, Cam Cameron got fired for less shit.

NEW

NEW
NEW

the tism

The Browns were higher than 32 last week?

Based
Nassib best defensive rookie ever

No he never got reinstated because he went to rehab

I don't think they can they have the best rushing in the NFL

Thank you, based Carr