3 more years

>3 more years
>on 300k a week

>United will become the new Liverpool in the next few years
>Liverpool will become the new United thanks to based Kloppo

Could you imagine making 300k a week?

That's fucking ridiculous

I made £245 last week and I feel rich

gives me the chills every time

heh

I have 300 dollars in the bank and I feel like I can buy anything.

>300k a week
>for an annual goal against Lechester

2spoopy 4 me

from the moment you are reading this text and by the time you finish reading this sentence, Wayne Rooney will have made more money than you than you have made this entire year

:(

This really made me think.

doesn't apply to me because i'm no fucking neet

Nice try nerd but I make $120k a year. It takes Rooney 3 days to make what I make in a year. Checkmate britstan.

well Wayne Rooney isnt so rich anymore when i cut him with my katana.

>anonymously lying

>implying I would waste my time lying on an anonymous Bolivian animation discussion forum

I'm a journeyman carpenter and I've been working 50 hour weeks for the past 2 years on a hospital.

>hanging round a dead thread doing nothing but waiting to see who bought his lie for 30 minutes
>lies again

congratulations, Wayne rooney makes more than you in 3 days of practice, where he lightly jogs around and kicks a ball between 2 cones

>trying so hard to impress strangers by lying on a Cambodian tree trimming expose.

I doubt that, I read that super fast

>farting during training is all this guy has to do to earn more money than you'll ever own

>tfw balding too

I got nothing on him

>United will become the old United in the next few years
>Liverpool will become the old Liverpool thanks to based Kloppo

Fixed it for you Skyfag.

even if it took someone a minute to read this, rooney would have made about £30 in that time

what kind of fucking loser makes £30 a year? eh?