NFL general

leagues better than the threads so far, old Cred Forums in IRC form

>namefags
>old sp

No.

Tiki made it because he's persecuted on Cred Forums

>200 games just so we can see the Dodgers get BTFO again and the MLB giving Ortiz a "farewell" ring
I have to admit, watching Kershaw's meltdowns every year makes it all worth it.

>namefags and trips have never existed on Cred Forums
you're fucking stupid, i used to have a program that could analyze board statistics back in the day and 09 - 12 Cred Forums was second in namefaggots/trips right behind Cred Forums

Looks good nigga

You're acting like that's a good thing. Fuck right off.

>tfw auto drafted him second overall by mistake

I guess it wouldn't have mattered because I was tempted to take AP but he's kill. Maybe I can trick someone into trading me for him.

for my dude

No i'm acting like you're a retard, which is true.

You're just defending a shitty program and more tripfag autism becuase you're a cuck. I have nothing more to say to you.

David Carr is involved in his bloodline

No niner fan with a brain ever expected him to see the field

Except you're wrong, go look at the archives around the 2014 draft, they were expecting him to be the next GOAT

>Cred Forums has completely forgotten how terrible the 49ers fans were during the harbaugh years

>niner fan with a brain
everyone knows gays and beaners aren't smart

>projecting
i bet you'll reply to this

youtube.com/watch?v=GR0F-94O7FM

>boreswing
lelno

no hotpockets deleting posts and bots

i thought bb owned it?

Why did that asshole old gay get permabanned?

Time to spicen this thread up. First 5 replies gets dank waluigi with their choice of 2 teams

>replying

You're a nigger dude. I hope you get shot.

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shut the fuck up old bay

Loins drinking puckers tears

I'll never get to use it.

Wishful thinking honestly I had hope for him til a friend showed me the play he was injured on them never expected anything
If they were smart they'd use that PC lelbrul ammo to get York fired

lol wat

FALCONS VS. PATRIOTS SUPER BOWL CONFIRMED

Sorry man it's a rerun of the 98 season. Falcons Broncos.

Falcons are going to shit the bed halfway through the season like always

>oldgays banned from the general and discord

toplaff

Falcons started off 5-0 last season.
Just saying.

>Falcons 10
>Toxins and Bunglels above them. Hope this is b8 familia

Knowing us, we will probably drop a game to you guys somewhere in the next 2 seasons.

>Matt Ryan postseason record

I'm honestly curious what it took to ban his stupid ass since being a pedo clearly isn't enough

Broncos drinking Chiefs or Patriots tears.

Can I get a >jest drinking cheatriots tears? It'll come in handy some day

It's the reverse 98 season. Vikings have a shakey af kicker and elite defense instead of solid kicker and elite offense.

Hope so, thanks for the dank meme

updated it.

Eagles with Cowboy tears

GOAT

You'll probably get more use out of this one. Pats will probably expire in a year or so after Tom retires or gets banned.

>tfw failcons will crash and burn and you will disappear for another 6 months
can't wait desu

"what are you gonna do, ban me?"

spicen isn't a word you daft cunt

One more! Rams drinking Seahawks tears.

If possible,
LA chargers
SD chargers

I need to prepare for the butthurt

kek I really hope that happened.

What a piece of shit

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Literally just go to Cred Forums and post with a trip. I mean you could post something Cred Forums related with a trip and still get b&.

he said in the discord that he got a perma ban for being banned 20 times from Cred Forums

Lel I repeat

What a piece of shit

Packers are going to round out the first quarter 3-1.
Lol at:
>OMG packers lost to queens in minn by three doooom
>AARON RODGERS IS NOT GOOD.....have played three straight away games to start season.
>Packers defense sucks, least rushing yards allowed in nfl.

I mean really, the offense got blown up in the offseason and put back together, lets not go all /cfb and start declaring 2 and 3 win teams dead at 25% in.....

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see you in the playoffs

Nice job senpai

wishful thinking

cards version pls

delicious

Dak with Romo tears

>jimmy graham is the best TE again

we /2013/ now

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Giants will bounce back. Packers to end the quarter 2-2

Thanks fampai

sorry breaks over so back to work. Ill pop in here to do a couple later.

>le chuck it to him 15 times for 3/80/1 man

not even a top 3 TE

I don't watch football. Is higher number better?

Like this? Because I can't wait to use this when they move

Why would San Diego fans be crying about them leaving, exactly?

LA will have to deal with Spanos then.

> not coloring the handle

>matt ryan is the talk of the mvp race
This is what happens when Brady doesn't play. Next thing you know pigs will be flying and dogs fucking cats

SAVE US BRADY

This triggers me

the NFL just isn't the same without him tbqh

I guess the silver lining to Cam's injury is that Derek "Bucfucker" Anderson actually releases the ball within 30 seconds. How long will Cam's brain be mashed potatoes though?

yeah ive really missed him and peyton

not the same without the rivalry

if the colts played the patriots this week how far would brady go to decimate them? 70 points?

>y-your team is so b-bad that they went 5-0!

No, it's like golf where the lowest score is the best score. The Browns are the best team in the league

>being this mad

>tfw peyton is gone
>favre is gone
>brady and brees will retire soon
>ben, rivers, eli are not far after
is it gonna be rodgers and some scrubs for the next decade? i'm not ready for that

Derek Anderson is ironically better than Cam at the LOS and driving the ball, why isn't he starting? the oline looked x10 more comfortable.

>that old school Chargers logo

*unironically

>le statpad on iggles man

Well still have elite quarterbacks like Flacco

>peyton gone
>brady will be gone.

the #1 and #2 most overrated QBs to ever play gone? Good, the NFL will be watchable again.

don't mock me like that user
>tripfag
>retarded opinion
checks out

"no"

If you have time later could you make a Bears Waluigi drinking Packer tears?

HAHA LOOK AT ME WITH MY EDGY BAITING OPINIONS

take your (You) and fuck off, you pissant

Pls sir, Falcons drinking Cam Newton tears???

Vikings drinking Packers tears, just like after week 2 this season

>edgy

no edge you both know it to be true.

GOATs
1.Farve
2.Unitas
3.Montana
4.Marino
5.Staubach.

>tripfag
>retarded contrarian opinions
shoo shoo

Don't expect much from Flacco, Ravens don't know what to do with him.

>draft a player with all the qualities of a franchise QB
>throw him under Cam Cameron
>never let him do shit, ask him to do wonders when everything else failed
>never let him run up the score, stats are mediocre at best and refuse to give him a contract extension on time
>finally realize the OC was the problem, fire him, Flacco shreds the postseason on a contract year
>organization finds out Flacco is a great QB and so does the rest of the QB needy teams, overpaid the fuck out of him and end up without any space to get him decent weapons or protection
>does very well under Kubiack
>somehow they think Trestman was a good replacement

Shit is crazy Cam couldn't do shit against the lowly Falcons defense but time DA comes in the Panthers start moving the ball.

Really make you think

Me.

Brady is GOAT 1b. Youre a fool to think otherwise

>rivalry

Stop watching sportscenter

>green texts "tripfag" like it has any power here.

GOAT a choking undefeated seasons maybe.

Filtered.

>tripfag
>retarded contrarian opinions
shoo shoo

Chances of winning the Super Bowl based on 538's computer formula

>Broncos - 21%
>Vikings - 12%
>Seahawks - 11%
>Steelers - 9%
>Patriots - 6%
>Packers - 6%

Playoff seeds:
AFC
1. Broncos 13-3 (13.1-2.9)
2. Steelers 11-5 (11.2-4.8)
3. Patriots 10-6 (10.0-6.0)
4. Texans 10-6 (9.7-6.3)
5. Chiefs 10-6 (9.5-6.5)
6. Bills 9-7 (9.0-7.0)

NFC
1. Vikings 12-4 (12.3-3.7)
2. Seahawks 11-5 (10.9-5.1)
3. Eagles 10-6 (10.2-5.8)
4. Falcons 9-7 (9.1-6.9)
5. Packers 10-6 (10.3-5.7)
6. Rams 9-7 (9.2-6.8)

> biting

TOM "ALLAHU AKBAR" BRADY

>dick sucking faggot
>retarded casual opinions

shoo shoo.

Where are the Raiders?

>tripfag
>retarded contrarian opinions
>actually getting mad from being called out on those retarded, contrarian opinions
shoo shoo

why is the catalog so fucked up right now?

Projected to go 8-8 (8.2-7.8)

Isn't that the chance of reaching the superbowl?

But >we're better than that though.

I'm thinking the Falcons went on garbage time defense mode (inb4 falcons defense is always on garbage time) when Anderson came in, then again, I didn't watch the game.

But I also think the SB against the Broncos left a scar on him.

no you aren't lel
you should be happy, that would be the best raiders record in 5 years

Nah, it's a percent of winning the Super Bowl.
projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-nfl-predictions/

You have to remember this is based strictly off of a formula. There's no human input involved, just computers.

I don't think it's far off. Raiders are 9-7 at best. Although, I do think they're better than the Chiefs and Bills.

WE GOT OUR OWN PLANE SO WE CHANGIN' THE WEATHER NOW

I just want 9 or 10 wins. >We can do that this year.

no, you can't
the raiders' secondary is not good, nor is their running game
just be content and take this year as a great sign for the future

>We play the AFC South and the NFC South this year.
Our schedule is easy peasy.

why does everyone assume I'm mad all the time?

no honestly?

find me 10 wins on the raiders schedule so i can have a chuckle at you

Why do people not want Matt Ryan to be elite? He was based in college and lead the Falcons to many great seasons. He even had a comeback win in the playoffs. He has the most comeback wins of any qb since 2008. He's done a lot of great things in this league.

>He's done a lot of great things in this league.
'no'
he has some nice stats, that's about it

This. They went full prevent at first, then when the panta scored twice, started playing real D, leading to the 2 ints.

The same could be said of Tony Romo and Philip Rivers, but everybody loves

philip rivers has more than two playoff wins, and is the reason his team ever wins any games anymore
matt ryan unironically threw for 21 TDs and 17 interceptions with fucking julio jones on his team last year and playing the AFCS and NFCE
tony romo is in the same mold, no one likes him

Steelers drinking ratbird tears?

I don't think he ever led the league on any meaningful stat and hasn't proved to be reliable on the playoffs. He's great, no doubt about it.

People like to cheapen the word, the only elite QBs right now are Brady and Brees. Rodgers being borderline.

Regular season babby.

Joe Flacco will forever be better.

>people love Tony Romo

I have some bad news for you......

Matt Ryan hasn't gotten beaten by the Raiders twice.

Reply to this post with things your team does that really piss you off, let it all out.

>Meme plays that fail, then 3rd down incompletion

God, I suck at defense in Madden.

Because he and the falcons will meltdown at some point and we all know it. Matty ice has to be one of the most ironic names in sports

>Raiders
Builds up a lead in the first half then completely disappears in the second and inevitably has to play catch-up in the fourth quarter. For once I just want the team to put away a game.

Your posts reek of pms

drop touchdowns

>stop the running game brilliantly every game but always give up deep long 3rd down conversions on busted coverages

>the Vikings are turning quarterbacks into Geno Smith

>unreasonably high expectations

>marcus mariota on a dumpster fire titans team had the best game against them
the city of $cam newton, aaron "god"gers, and "elite" manning

told you guys julio is leagues ahead of antonio brown and the failcunts will win the division with 9 wins

these are all things I said and you did not

shit at bringing down interceptions recently
used to be one of the few things they were good at

>meme option run x3
>punt
Do this 10 times a game

Only need 7 more in 12 games. Here they are:

Chargers twice
Chiefs once
Bucs
Jags
Colts

...makes 6.

The 7th is one win among broncos in 2 tries (difficult), or more realistically Texans, Panthers, Bills, or Chiefs again. Odds are they will pull at least one win out of those six games.

I warned your ass about Shit Smelly. I tried to warn you.

not like AB hasn't been great this season also

we have to change our opinions every week to be as reactionary as possible
OBJ is now the worst WR in the league

top 2 and it's not close but Julio is just insane

I'm literally never angry when I post here, I've only been angry once and that was when someone posted the video of the white girl telling a black police officer that he doesn't know what real racism is.

>Chip Kelly

but the babbert sweep is elite

protip: if you have to tell other people that you're not angry...

>AJ Green and Julio Jones constantly putting great numbers since they arrived on the league
>people say AB is the best WR on the league
>the same happens among the RB with Bell
why?

>running the meme plays but not with Kaepernick

ABs numbers are retarded

>Antonio Brown puts 140 on eagles defense
>statpadder sham btfo 3 points

>Julio puts 300 on panthers rookie manlet garbage squad
>dude goat lmao torched elite D MVP

rly maeks u think..

>literally twice the yards, actually scored
what?

>140 is close to 300
bruh...

one had his team nearly shutout and the other blown the BTFO out of his opponents
it's very different
julio > brown

AB's numbers 2014-2015, 265 Receptions/3,532 Yards/23 Touchdowns

Green's numbers 2014-2015 155 Receptions/2,338 Yards/16 TDS

Julio's Numbers 2014-2015 240 Receptions, 3,464 Yards, 14 TDS

i could go back another year but Julio missed most of 2013

what about odell

God I love this gif. Fuck Scam Newton

>basing everything off of one game

first year watching the NFL?

AB also had 5+ catches consecutively between games for an NFL record

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187 Receptions/2,755 Yards/25 Tds

>Chip Kelly
Throw 3.14159 ineffective bubble screens, then punt

>seahawks #2

>seashits

How did the Vikings dropped?

>ESPN

>#Falcons are signing LB AJ Hawk.

anyone have the Mike Tomlin pasta?

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSctcNWW7STOJh_CshtnOzrCg6tpw6989DwbJT-NaF8v_eviDw/viewform

23 votes
1. (8.826) Minnesota Vikings [+2, +0.493]
2. (8.391) Denver Broncos [+0, -0.498]
3. (8.000) New England Patriots [-2, -1.074]
4. (7.826) Philadelphia Eagles [+0, +0.159]
5. (7.348) Atlanta Falcons [+12, +2.274]
6. (6.913) Seattle Seahawks [-1, +0.135]
7. (6.783) Pittsburgh Steelers [+0, +0.227]
8. (6.652) Oakland Raiders [+4, +0.911]
9. (6.522) Green Bay Packers [-4, -0.256]
10. (6.217) Dallas Cowboys [+4, +0.736]
11. (6.130) Baltimore Ravens [-1, +0.093]
12. (5.957) Los Angeles Rams [+9, +1.883]
13. (5.609) Cincinnati Bengals [+0, -0.021]
14. (5.435) Houston Texans [+2, +0.287]
15. (5.130) New York Giants [+0, -0.166]
16. (5.043) Buffalo Bills [+7, +1.080]
17. (4.696) Kansas City Chiefs [-9, -1.748]
18. (4.522) Washington Redskins [+0, +0.041]
19. (4.435) Carolina Panthers [-10, -1.824]
20. (4.000) New York Jets [+4, +0.111]
20. (4.000) Arizona Cardinals [-9, -1.778]
22. (3.435) Jacksonville Jaguars [+8, +1.139]
22. (3.435) New Orleans Saints [+7, +0.916]
24. (3.217) Indianapolis Colts [-5, -1.042]
24. (3.217) San Francisco 49ers [+2, +0.291]
26. (3.174) Detroit Lions [-6, -0.974]
27. (3.087) San Diego Chargers [-5, -0.913]
28. (2.783) Tennessee Titans [+0, -0.032]
29. (2.696) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-4, -0.823]
30. (2.652) Chicago Bears [+1, +1.282]
31. (2.391) Miami Dolphins [-5, -0.535]
32. (0.435) Cleveland Browns [+0, -0.491]

why does anyone pay attention to espn?

nfl network has much better power rankings

>Giants
>17
T-that's a good ranking

>seacucks that high
>steelers are above eagles
Hoping the falcons torch the shecocks next week.

>5
noice

I posted this request in a Browns thread, but nobody came to my rescue. Could someone shop Browns gear onto Wojack and Ravens (or maybe Steelers/Bengals but Ravens is maximum Cleveland butt hurt) onto Pepe?

>Raiders 8
Yipee.

REAL ESPN POWER RANKINGS, NOT SHIT RANKS THAT INVOLVE TV PERSONALITIES.

>espn.com/blog/statsinfo/post/_/id/124728/espns-football-power-index-for-oct-4

>steelers above eagles
still terrible, why bother

>cards & panthers
>top 10

>11. (6.130) Baltimore Ravens [-1, +0.093]
How? The record is nice, but I suppose there are teams executing their games better.

the ravens have beaten a bunch of bad teams, and lost to an average team

>panthers still in the top 10
>ravens getting shot back into the 20's
FOH

what did he mean by this

Why?

It means he wants to be a starting QB again.

It was the redskins ball they said
They recovered the fumble they said

Have you SEEN what's left of the Falcons LB corps?

That's what I'm saying, it's a bit high. The whole barely thing doesn't bother me, Ravens always play close games against any team, bad or good, just check their SB season. However, there are a lot of concerns going with the coaching staff right now, a 15-16 rank seems fine.

despite Fitzmagic throwing 9001 INTs, Geno still won't make it onto the field

>Seahawks
>Not 12%

>Seahawks
>not 0%

Eagles/Rams wild card game
1st overall pick vs. 2nd overall pick
has this ever happen before to two rookies?

you post the margin predictor thing yet?

>Steelers above Eagles
>Cardinals and Panthers top 10
>Falcons outside of top 10
>Raiders and Cowboys below Cardinals and Panthers
>Colts that high
>Giants not dropping
>Jags that low
>Rams not in top 13

Who is the scariest guy on your team?

>Broncos
I wouldn't be shocked if Wolfe killed someone.

It was the Redskins' ball, you fucking dumbass imbecilic cunt-ass bitch fuck!

Mike McCoy because I have no idea what he's doing.

>Packers are the third best team in the NFL
>Steelers above Eagles
>Cardinals above Bills
>Panthers above Falsons

No it wasn't.

Steve Smith probably.

not yet

it didnt get very many submissions this week though, like 6 or so.

STEELERS FANS, PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS POST:

Here in Arizona, our media worships and kisses the ground Bruce Arians walks on. Can you please give me your honest about him an your opinion on the general consensus about him in the Steelers community?

football is letroy guions side job

Who /4-0/ here

I got a few. Here's the first I got

Something about white girls and Bieber

soon

And here's the second

Because he's more of a defense babby than blue eyes white dragon?

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but muh eagles 31st defense will be hot garbage in 2016
Eagles haters should make up their minds