ITT: Post 'what the fuck were they thinking' scenes

The Spider-man 3 makes perfect sense.
It's mean to be embarrassing because it's Peter Parker, a giant nerd, acting out how he perceives "cool" people to be.

Exactly.
"Heisenberg" isn't supposed to be cool or badass.
Walter's a chemistry teacher. He doesn't have a cool bone in his body.

That's exactly what a some dork with a lot of money would do. You're supposed to roll your eyes and think he's being an idiot. Because he is.

The show went to shit when Walter started to act actually cool and not just what Walter thought was cool.

Context doesn't matter if it still looks fucking retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo

>Context doesn't matter

Nolan was thinking big when he filmed this.

That catwoman scene is the original DC capekino.

She was wearing pants, then put the skirt over it....then the pants magically disappeared.

They probably thought nobody would notice.

youtube.com/watch?v=2jzZOgLH4KU
The infamous.

youtu.be/uikIIiAdrMI?t=42

Just why

>0 dislikes

youtube.com/watch?v=BxXlPULqYN0

youtube.com/watch?v=mxoVMuWkluA

the kids weren't paying attention, the dads didn't mind.
i doubt many people saw it tho, this is a sorry excuse for a movie

youtube.com/watch?v=sHLf887xvQs

the greatest fight scene

>Someone was paid to write,direct and edit this scene

>Go find a little boy who has a rad street name amongst his 12 year old friends

youtube.com/watch?v=s-fSVZS2VyU

oops ran out of batteries

>pov shot behing his hair
this is great

NOW DIG ON THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=UTT9doNS6VY

youtube.com/watch?v=157KqO9BFpY

>this is a movie
I call it a flick and even then that is being generous.

kek

>turn off your brains, it's just a movie
>good cinematography

You watch films for cinematography just like you read books for the prose, unless you're a disgusting plebeian that is.

this is much much worse than the first dancing scene

Forgot my pic.

I dont care about cinematography and that is by far one of the most cringiest scenes I have seen.

youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM

>that mph
>that flame trail
>that ending

this is true kino

a classic

youtube.com/watch?v=vBCeFJ66oRM

honestly if they actually did that stuff as slight of hand (obv toned down a bit though) instead of CGI it'd be really impressive but the actual slight of hand is obvious you can tell the asians could see it all

How long is this fucking scene holy fuck

that was a pretty intense mountain dew commercial

The stupid animal shit from The Brave Little Toaster.

:19 is some Harry potter ep1 cgi

I didn't look at the time on this video before watching, I can't believe they kept that shit going for 5 minutes.

what the fuck was that

Go and find him. He is called... Lord of the Rings.

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>Bulleye scene
>ok this isn't TOO bad...
>dogs reaction

well obviously you're supposed to repost them all in the same thread, over and over, because repetition is the key to comedy.

youtube.com/watch?v=k1sF9veTzuU

Honestly the original scene is just as bad

also infamous

youtube.com/watch?v=PaXgK5HRBjk

youtube.com/watch?v=tEp-XtGOp0s

I thought Insidious was like a ghost movie?
Why are they in Hell with Darth Maul?

Jeepers Creepers did it much better too

>i was doing a couple magic tricks to a friend the other day

i like how the guards are totally cool with the people they're trying to search constantly going behind them and bumping into them every 3 seconds

>youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE

I have no problem with this scene. It's ridiculous but look at Jackman, this whole thing is ridiculous.

If anything it cracks me the fuck up how triggered millennial MUH KURT kiddies got as if Nirvana had any kind of dignity or this is more or less egregious than literally any rock song in a movie. The reddit thread about this scene was a side splitter.

They're Chinese. They're foreign and strange and probably dumb

>strange and probably dumb
just like this movie lol :^))))

>Why are they in Hell with Darth Maul?
The kid learns how to astral project, but then darth maul steals his soul while he's floating around the ghost dimension and then his dad remembers that he can also astral project and goes after him

The whole movie, really, but this segment is the apex kino.

youtube.com/watch?v=TXWlxKbiMag

Did he just broke the sound wall while driving motorbike?

>his dad remembers that he can also astral project

>general public

those movies are only making money because they have low budgets and they're being released in china.

youtube.com/watch?v=rQOA1IWFwOM

Specifically when the truck obtains liftoff

... were you making each other's penises disappear?

youtube.com/watch?v=b-iCSo5_sv8

CAPEKINO

I love this scene

For some reason my favorite part is that the fire is following his trail and up his gas line at like 250 mph. WHY IS THE FIRE SO FAST?

this movie was such a piece of shit, I hope Hackson never sleeps again

>youtube.com/watch?v=zQ00laVt62c&feature=youtu.be
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST

>I wonder what's so weird about this scene
>oh... oh

because people always post the same scenes over and over so you might as well get it over with and hope someone comes up with new scenes

because it's actually a key or some shit like that... I mean I haven't watched the movie but it's pretty obvious it's a key or the card contains a "code" or some shit like that

kek i saw that comment too and had a good chuckle

Was he even born at this point?

not posting the bike-fu
youtube.com/watch?v=vBCeFJ66oRM

You're not allowed to show women taking off pants in a pg or pg13 movie unless it's to go swimming. It's a really stupid rule.

He was in his teens I think
Which is still retarded.

Why not have her in a professional skirt first then?

I'm pretty sure the entire "gus" character was what walt was supposed to evolve into at some point, but the the writers strike happened and aaron paul angled to keep his job for longer, so without a death of someone walt cared about being objectively his fault, he never manned up and stayed the dopey chemistry teacher.

>PEPSI
>MOUNTAIN DEW

kek

I remember hating this kid when I was a movie and my dad loved it.

this would have been a much more pleasant scene if Peter wasn't celebrating 9/11

Aragorn would be like 40 now dude

I don't know I literally just made that up you idiot.

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Eh, tolkien had a serious hardon for the idea older men lived for thousands of years instead of hundreds.

No he wouldn't, unless the timeline for the movies is different from the books.

>i literally just made that up

well, congratulations, you were right. Go watch "this film is not yet rated."

>Eh,
Eh, what does that eh, have to eh, do with aragorn? Eh, aragorn didn't eh, live, eh, thousands of eh years.

He was literally 10

Aragorn was born in 2931 and the Battle of Five Armies happened in 2941

>>Go North, by which I mean West because there's fuck all North of here but more dragons and then more fuck all and then snow, find the Dunedain, who I know you're intimately familiar with because we both remember the entire history of mankind. There is a ranger among them, you should meet him, he's ten years old so he's still living in Rivendell. His father Arathorn was a big guy, for me, which you know already, his son may be a big guy, for you. He will be known in a little shitburg town you'll never visit as Strider, I'm not telling you his real name but it rhymes with Arathorn and he's the only ten year old human in Rivendell, probably. Legolas, your mother loved you, which of course you know because you spent thousands of years together and as we're empathic elves I don't think we're capable of not loving our children, but maybe in AD&D or Warhammer or something we'll look like assholes.

The ending of Skyline was unreal.

youtube.com/watch?v=qED8Uu6FCfA

I haven't thought about this fucking movie in years.

It's his favorite scene in the movie.

>no problem

>>Context doesn't matter
if it still looks fucking retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=VXyVo3aKfRg

>autist gets triggered

>what the fuck is the point in this thread when you post all the clips that get posted every fucking thread and rob me of my (you)boats

FTFY réddit

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woooooah so cool man wow

That bulsseye scene is fucki´ng great you pleb fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=pqB6LsTmL6c

Literally nothing wrong with this scene

Compare to Jeepers Creepers on how to make an old silly song creepy

All good except for Teen Witch, which is pure kino

youtube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw

>Person passes a check
>THEY PASS THE CARD TO SOMEONE WHO HASN'T BEEN CHECKED

>Other Guards in the room don't see this fucking dark object fly across the room constantly

>Security that tight with people being unruly during a search doesn't lead to an actual fullbody stripsearch

Im sperglording about this, but godamn, that was fucking retarded. Trying to be cool but just being DUMB.

>1 million views
>people in comments saying it's an amazing scene

that was genuinely enjoyable to watch screenkino

>youtube.com/watch?v=zQ00laVt62c&feature=youtu.be
>that surreal feel when it starts

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this

your a dorable

yep this is a ridiculous scene
but people who replied to this saying how come they didn't catch this etc obviously didn't see the fucking movie, the whole thing was stage by the order themselves andthey fucking knew who are these guys in the first place

its genetic bro
the dad grew out of it thinking it was a phase
blame your parents

I can't remember the last time I felt this uncomfortable watching something

This makes Advent Children look sane

Because fire travels at the speed of light obvs

There's something about this scene that's distinctly video-gamey. It's like a sorcerer build vs a dark souls boss.

All this time I've been trying to figure out how you can meme the 2000s the way you can meme the 1980s and he 1990s, and I think this movie holds the key. I have to watch this.

youtube.com/watch?v=GLjzPwm4mUI

>be nine years old
>no cable TV
>see this advertised on local station
>no idea what constitutes a good or bad flick
>it has fighting so it's obviously going to be great
>stay up past bedtime to watch it
>think it was relatively entertaining at the time
>twenty-one years later
>blog about it on Cred Forums

Was it necessary to pass the card along like 40 times before walking to the metal detector.

I mean, 1 person could keep it hidden until the metal detector.

It's not a fucking brick, it's a piece of card, fuck stick it in your underwear.

Did they need filler so bad? How long is the movie? like 80 minutes?

this whole fucking trainwreck of a scene

youtube.com/watch?v=Yqvbv-SB4bg

cool story bro

also how is this movie called? looks fun af

if we're really going into science thread here the amount of liquid needed to make it a steady stream at that speed would be insane. liquids got crazy bad drag at high speeds, that's why fireplanes drop what looks like white powder on fires.

that's amazing tho

It's just sounds so Deus Ex Machina

well the whole reason the dad knew to call the ghostbuster lady was because she helped him when he was a lad.
it is deus ex machina but its good deus ex machina.

Undefeatable with Cynthia Rothrock.

You need to watch the movie for the scene to make sense. The card is actually a bomb that explodes if it stays still for too long.

Of course it is different.

>Catwoman Basketball Scene
everytime

I still can't watch the whole thing. Das Boot is shorter.

is this a bollywood movie

skip to 3:05

youtu.be/UgpXJ2qjU9Y

Top That is a god-tier scene from a god-tier movie. Kill yourself d00d.

youtube.com/watch?v=oQYwFND7rHE

Jesus Christ, I thought "this must be almost over" and checked the time and there was still 4 minutes left.

holy shit
i had no idea something could be edited that poorly

youtube.com/watch?v=xAiM8xR1CfM

>This movie was once the 3rd highest grossing movie of all time

youtube.com/watch?v=KwRUikpGugQ

Pretty much all this movie

>undefeatable

My nigga

>make a movie about magic / magicians
>a majority of the tricks are done with CGI

Fucking stupid.

hahahahaha

jews were a mistake

>underage posting

We were so spoiled to get The Prestige when we did.

I feel like that whole movie was an insult to human intelligence

>implying this isn't a self-aware, eerie scene that highlights the growing discomfort and tension between the main characters

Avenging 9/11.

For what purpose?

>he likes ex machina

youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U

X-treme incarnate and I love every second

I recently made a note to myself to watch the Hobbit trilogy, seeing how I haven't seen them since they were in theatres. I think they're going to stay on the shelf a while longer.

>BONFIRE
>cars parked in a driveway!!!!
>woaw!
>extreme!

but the spiderman 3 scene is kino

best scene of 2015 no doubt

>Terracotta soldiers demolished
Guess the Chinese really are cucks

He could have just leave it in her vagina.

that's the most product placement product placement I've ever seen.

That Beats ad in Transformers was worse

What are you guys complaining about this was fucking fantastic!!

>I'm gonna tear up the fuckin' dance floor, check it out

but this is kino

What the fuck are you thinking? Die Hard 3 is flawless from start to finish.

how is that an "of course"? It's not obvious that they would change the timeline.

>when I was a movie

this

youtube.com/watch?v=8P4uJJMgiBM

: (

>Top That is on there

FUCKING PLEBS I SWEAR TO CHRIST

I remember being like 14 and my parents let me buy a movie on ondemand to watch while they were out of town and I thought this was an awesome survival movie where they duck around and fight aliens. I was so bummed out.

ACTION BOY NOW
ACTION GIRL NOW

Great fucking scene.

W H A T

To be honest, Ghostrider looked fucking amazing in this movie.

SCRAPING AT THE DOOOR

emo parker was hilarious he wasn't really emo though just edgy

>that random fart noise at 1:07

It wasn't random, she kicked him on his butt

Farting is a perfectly reasonable thing to happen when a goo monster lands on his keester

youtube.com/watch?v=vBlFCH0d3o4

im sure this movie is terrible and the graphics are bad but this scene was pretty awesome

So this is what ADHD kino is like

W-what

youtu.be/1dksteLiUq8
KICK
SOME
BLACK
ASS

why am I aroused

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>no big explosion on landing

0/10

This is incredible.

I memba quoting this scene at school

I unironically enjoy Patrick Wilson.

JUST my bitch up

god i love this movie

Oh my god thats the funky JUST

JUST with me

>two most imposing, outlandishly dressed figures just stand around in the middle of an all out skirmish
>one of whom is bane, who half of the fighting forces, the police, have every reason to try and take down
>the other is batman, who the other half, the prisoners and criminals, have every reason to try and take down
>and they just stand there and fight one on one with no interference
man i love how gritty and realistic nolan movies are

>youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
The implication is that Nirvana went to Neverland and brought back a pirate shanty
It's such a good homage.
Re

More cuts than a Steven Seagal action scene.

It's like how the matrix was suppose to be

Surely you guys know what I'm talking about: there is a movie where two women fight on motorcyles, and they end up driving towards each other. One is in front of a huge Pepsi logo and the other is in front of a massive Mountain Dew logo.

Never mind, I found it: Torque

youtube.com/watch?v=X1YV2T-4wgs

>Jared was large

poor kids

I really want to sound mature and say "camp" but I think even the most turbo-liberal homosexual can agree on that scene being gay as hell.

i will never understand how all these people say this is so stupid.
for me, it was really genius and an amazing cinematography. just think about how long it took to practice all those moves. it was so impressive to watch.

oh my fucking god that is hilarious

>scene ends with mountain dew logo

pottery

Literally the third time it's been posted

>Nirvana went to Neverland and brought back a pirate shanty
So it's also ripping off the 'cousin marvin' scene from BTTF?

I don't know why you guys think this is bad.

It was a good deal. And he has breakfast for tomorrow.

except for the school and everyone involved with the school

if you cut that out it would be perfect

Do you actually watch this trash to begin with?

Reminds me of this piece of shit

>youtube.com/watch?v=wNjGJZRZ85k
Never saw Spiderman 3, whats the context for this?

he gets some black goo in him and it makes him a faggot

>those views
>that like/dislike
>those comments

The symbiote (black alien costume) is causing personality changes, making him more aggressive, more of an alpha douche.

It was a really stupid way to show that, though. Spectacularly bad segment of the film.

I thought the same fucking thing I did when I watched Now You See Me 1:

>Why the fuck are all these magic tricks CGI

youtube.com/watch?v=OhjKNmgsQmM

At what age did you learn that Dan Aykryod was a weird, weird boy Cred Forums

even if you think the effects are good, the editing is good, the music is good or the performances are good, the scene still fails by being 5 minutes long but removing all tension in the first 30 seconds

A heap of protestors were mowed down by a lone sniper at a candle-light vigil for a teen murdered by police.

Peter is ecstatic at the thought there may be others out there who share his ideals, and we see here his new found confidence, feeling as though he finally has a place in the world.

this is great

>It's mean to be embarrassing because it's Peter Parker, a giant nerd, acting out how he perceives "cool" people to be.
Are you sure about that? Because his "embarrassing" behavior gets him the science girl.
>That's exactly what a some dork with a lot of money would do.
I like to think he should be good with money, like me, but I recently had the realization that I'm a fucking idiot who shouldn't trust his own judgment. I mean, I gave out my credit card number per Email once because I thought that was normal.

The whole battle was dumb
>the police decide to charge Bane's hired guns head on instead of just shooting them (since a lot of them had guns).
>Bane's hired guns, instead of shooting the policemen, decide to drop their guns and charge them
Nolan is truly the master of flicks

i really need to see this movie

Bullseye deleted scene is totally kool dewdz

Bravo Raimi

youtube.com/watch?v=9Qlrq9ETjzc

they all thought they were about to die in a few minutes and bane thought he could take batman with a broken spine

DANCE OFF BRO

the entire idea for that episode was pointless retarded filler. he talked about how he couldnt use the money for frivilous shit and does it anyway then decides to destroy the car instead.
it's inconsistencies in the writing like that which ruined breaking bad

>the bucket filled with soda

truly the most american of films

youtube.com/watch?v=28snhq40C8o
youtube.com/watch?v=BV3roWM0DSs

Except it made perfect sense. Like the Breaking Bad comment above, Peter was a dork. Black suit made him a dork that thought he was cool. Perfectly done and everyone remembers the scene so it did it's job well.

youtu.be/CyUrQRYAiLQ

this feels exactly like a video game cutscene

Except everybody at the jazz club thought he was cool too

wasnt this after the credits? doesnt really count

I don't give a shit where did this scene appears its a dump in the viewers intelligence.

>0:38

I don't want to masturbate today.

I thought they seemed really incredulous and a bit uncomfortable at the end. People on the street especially looked at him like he was a dweeb.

youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE

>Not era appropriate
>Not a single teen in sign
>Real song in fantasy world

Can some one explain to me what the fuck they were thinking?

>i really like nirvana

this movie is so fucking underrated. the ending is kino and ballsy as fuck.

>the way his face changes during the "your mother loved you bit"
Holy shit, did I just see Orlando Bloom act? Even just a little bit?

>listing the Teen Witch "Top That" scene

The fuck outta here with that son

They probably needed to have some sort of menacing pirate shanty chant that everyone would already know the words to.
So they figured, "let's use a Nirvana song because that will immediately convey the sense of rebellion, and also not sound like some goofy Disney song that the audience won't take seriously enough."
Plus, I'm sure there's an expectation that the audience would sing along with the movie and some probably did, which in a way removes the 4th wall a bit so you can put yourself in the movie a bit more.

Also there's a nostalgia factor dealing with the parent audience being of that generation, so to them these are songs about childhood/never growing up etc.

Plus Hugh Jackman/Danny Elfman/whoever directed this probably unironically loves Kurt Cobain and everything he's done.

It was definitely more surprising and out of context than Moulin Rouge, but unlike fucking Baz Lurman, I'm not offended by it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=xFZBIKHetiI

>scarjo on a bike
>no ass shot

This is why I hate capeshit.

Holy fuck that bus driver is from that Fatboy Slim music video not made by Spike Jonez?!?

But this fits the rest of the show's tone fine, and is actually one of the better scenes.

Yeah, sure. The entire series is filled with "what were they thinking". That doesn't equate it to not good though.

>0:45

So we agree that it is a good show?

I've been trying to find this again for so long. Thank you.

youtu.be/xAiM8xR1CfM?t=148

2:29 the wheel comes off.

???
youtube.com/watch?v=OLGTmqZz2eE

I know you're taking the piss out of the comments but a lot of people genuinely think this.

They need to realize that they don't have to settle for cheap shit for it to be ""entertaining"".

That's like when people defend annoying characters by saying they're meant to be irritating.

Well yeah...but they're still irritating.

The Shallow (2016)

Girl goes surfing and as the waves hit, terrible WUBWUB shit starts plarring, cuts off, starts playing again, cuts off and starts playing again.
Of course they turned the volume all the way up for this shit. I just wanted to see some shitheads getting eaten by sharks.

>You will never be so rich you can be this disconnected from reality.

I don't think I'd like it, but the opportunity to be is a nice day dream.

AHAHAHAHAHA

Totally. It's an amazing show.

Still, I'd rather not be on what Lynch was on.

youtu.be/GnY3KRxzg5g

Weird, I randomly came across this yesterday.

Is it really like that in american McDonalds?

ok i went full retard watching this movie and trying to understand the lore, watched it like 5 times and this is what I gathered.

Blackbeard has the ability to pick the time he goes to when he travels to Earth from Neverland to kidnap more children for his work force. He kidnaps children because they can work in the mines and they are easier to control. This explains all the shit that is out of place, the songs, the neon signs on The Jolly Roger, the MP3 player, the Dodge Viper, and so on.

The reason he has children working the mines is because he needs to them mine Fairy Dust, he needs the Fairy Dust so that he can stay youthful. He already drove away all the fairies in a large scale land war with them and the natives. That is where he got scalped, hence why he wears a wig. You can see his scalp when he removes the wig at one point and its pretty much just scarred up and you can see bone.

Honestly, this could have been a decent movie, I think it is, but it could have been better if they did more on Blackbeard and less on Pan.

So people will have to post different ones this time fag

kino scene

WORST SCENE IN FILM HISTORY:

youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ

Insidious was A+ material until this scene. I can't believe the all-powerful evil was some comically fragile version of Darth Maul hunched over a grinding wheel with s magnifying glass. Fuck, this really does toe the line of a dark comedy.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sggmx8vysoc

literally the best scene in the series

youtube.com/watch?v=K5le9sYdYkM

That you Paul?

youtube.com/watch?v=ou6JNQwPWE0

youtube.com/watch?v=6bNzAgJMYVE

two words: hella. f*cking. epic!

youtube.com/watch?v=rsrvdbr3YJ0

>4 scenes and 7 seconds of those backflips

There was a period in my childhood when me and my best friend would watch this over and over in his basement. It wasn't vhs either but laserdisc.

What is wrong about the Peter Pan one?

youtube.com/watch?v=7n70spmBHZU

Bullseye is kino though.

Why would he say a single one of the things he says in that video? Seriously, why?

Why is it so fucking long?

I mean I don't want to sound superior or anything but this scene is fucking terrible and you'd have to be really dumb to be amused by this for 5 minutes.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nrx9PFanvy0

what does this mean, do you like that shit?

The constant moving of the camera makes me sick.

>dumbfucks posting shit OP already posted

>it's a robot has someone in a choke grip and the person survives episode

the truly awful shit was the giant "holographic" pov cellphone shit that is obviously there for product placement

autists think the song is an anacronism because they don't know the movie establishes time travel

not sure what the sperg out over this is "sandwich artist" is the actual job title

non-americans hate our Freedoms, they'll find the tinyest excuse to talk crap about Us

>people hate 90s cheese
Why do you do this to yourselves

Someone on the production staff thought the "We Will Rock You" segment of A Knights Tale was the best scene ever filmed

underrated

Still makes me cringe on the same level as foam adventures.

youtube.com/watch?v=QhMJT1un9dA

This wins.

youtube.com/watch?v=YSCKsEtCmSc

nah, it's japanese, doesn't count

>youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
I never saw the movie, but that scene secretly didn't make me cringe to death. The song was weird, but it all kind of worked together with how cheesy everything was. It was like cringeception to where it all just werked.

For a shitty remake or redo, how was Pan?

>kick the can
>kiss and make up
>get the door
Quip quino how can Marvel compete?

it was ok but the nirvana meme spread and influenced everyone on thinking it was a 2/10 dogshit movie

Might have to give it a try tonight.

It's not like I have any plans or anything.

It's alright guys I brought some kino 4u
youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

nigga what

youtube.com/watch?v=njsVrClXzFY

Also like 70% of The Man With the Golden Gun. Shame because the remaining 30% is great.

The fucking breaking bad dubstep one made me cringe when I first saw it, its so out of place

Its not supposed to be Fast and Furious

Who is Mac?!?! Why does he wear the mask?!?!

this was top-tier bullshit.

Torrenting this shit rn, dont wanna watch clip and spoil it
How hard am i gonna cringe?

who the fuck makes this garbage

>reddit Breaking Bad defense force has arrived

This scene was GOAT, fuck off

Isn't this movie supposed to be a stealth parody?

Top that was pretty funny... until the girl started rapping.