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Reminds me of the episode of Its Always Sunny when Mac gets jealous that Charlie was the one that was molested and not him.

wut

>2MB png

Just fuck off with that shit, the picture isn't even that great

What my phone caps at hi res

Didn't feel like cropping

And it is a great picture

Is he cosplaying the Death in The Seventh Seal?

Poor guy.

Found him!

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pretty good, not cringe at all

corey has been on a sustained self-amplifying feedback loop of JUST for the past decade. how does he do it
>the way the male host cuts him off like "okay let's just get this over with"

something FEELIN IN MY SOUL
somethin somethin GOTTA LET IT GO

youtube.com/watch?v=hZ67H9JHAHM

I have two albums worth of better music than Corey Feldman but no mansion, hot girls or opportunities to appear on TV.

How much money do you think he has? I bet he wasted whatever he had on this music pipe dream.

I have one thing he doesn't have: my sanity.

He's paying them to to stay around while he pretends to be a musician.

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>Samwise at the foot of the stairs
EVERYDAMNTIME

WHAT'S UP WITH THE YOUTH

What I don't get is why he is so obsessed with Michael Jackson.

He has always said bad things about him because he felt Michael gave up on him once he grew up.

Yuck. How can she stand having all that icky hairspray on her chin? One thing I don't miss about the 80's. Aqua Net chemicals giving rise to oily foreheads covered with zits

holy shit being raped by Charlie Sheen really fucks you up

>random dubstep in the middle of the song

>dat cover art

This is like, I dunno, youtube musician art level. But It's Corey Feldman, so you'd think he could afford better, or at least had connections? I don't know, I'm confused.

>mfw haim overdosed because he found out he got HIV
>mfw haim died not knowing sheen was the one who gave it to him

Jesus Christ, I'm actually lost for words.

The thing is, this actually works quite well as a kind of tongue in cheek satire, but he's being deadly fucking serious, and it just ends up being raally sad and pathetic. I don't even feel sorry for him either, he's always been a spoilt Hollywood brat. Fuck him.

> The images were photographed by Maggie St Thomas with graphics by Luke Liblings. All graphic design and layout was created by Grammy award winning design artist Marc London.

>All graphic design and layout was created by Grammy award winning design artist Marc London.
FUCK YOU I refuse to believe that I need somr source because that cover looks like was made by Corey himself

>dat font
>dat free vector stripe

Holy shit, he actually landed a colab with Doug Ice?

angelic2thecore.com/aboutus

>angelic2thecore.com/aboutus

Is there anyone that Snoop won't work with?

10. GO 4 IT! Featuring Snoop Dogg (C. Feldman, C. Broadus, M. Gonsolin, N. Nitolli)

Is he the Eric Roberts of the music industry?

Fuck you. He's 100xs more entertaining than that PSY faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=A51nLFYhX8E

Snoop transcended being a sellout. Everyone knows the era he came up in and that will never be contested, so he can get away with being uncle snoop doing silly shit. Sometimes it's worse to try and hang onto your credibility as an OG rapper, people call them 'dusty'

>A child star who never decided whether he wanted to rip off MJ or Prince (U got 2 rip off Prince) has had a 25 year music career

WTF?

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I watched that entire things and Snoop is a no show.

The bit he sings also sounds like it was him singing over a mobile phone.

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truly devolution

This is what child abuse does to a person...

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is this like shit like that "I'm Still here" mockumentary?

Nobody posted the Howard Stern "What's Up With the Youth" one yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

Holy shit, just watching the OP vid and this is physically painful.

I posted the lyrics, not the vid.

I didn't think anyone could handle the dancing. What the fuck is he doing with his legs there?

hey deny do you want to play some ball?

>Holy shit, just watching the OP vid and this is physically painful.

Seriously, if there actually was a god, he would have ended this world right when this shit aired.

oh hi mark

>those comments

how many youtube accounts do you think corey has?

i really like the good/evil heaven/hell demon(angel theme he's going on it's really deep and well thought out and original

At 2:32? It's called the "Surrounded by Yes Men."

As in, nobody told me why this move is so original despite me telling them I was planning to do it in public.

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The wrong Corey died.

No wonder he got raped.

I know he's talked about what happened to him when he was young in Hollywood, but does it really fuck you up into later life like that? Or is he using it as a excuse to do lots of coke and fuck hookers every day?

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>FUCK OFF MOBILE SCUM
Literally everybody has a cell phone

is he our guy?

That's a horrible thing to say.

Just like dinsey starlets, they all whores now.

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Hey user allow me to shed some light for you

I was molested by several family members (i'm a guy) including my brother and uncle

I literally think about killing myself every day.

Dunno if it's because of the molestation and shit but I kinda like dicks I guess.

Maybe talking about it or telling someone could help but I never did and never will so I'll just live with it

But yeah, it fucks you up when you get raped as a kid.

Corey decided to rape Michael back... the only way he knew how

Have you ever had the urge to dress like Michael Jackson and release tacky music?

>implying studio gangsters aren't sellout emcees before they even started

I think he'd be able to live the rest of his life off of royalties alone

Is Corey autistic?

you know I think I would actually like this song if he could actually sing. The actual music and beats are pretty great.

Also that rapper didn't know when the song ended, at 4:34 he did a thing with his arms like it was the end then he just pauses and starts moving his head trying to play it off.

Based Charlie sheen literally fucked him

How did he get a performance on Today? What were they thinking?

No he's just been molested and passed around Hollywood producers since he was a kid, been addicted to drugs and alcohol, and is most likely homesexual because of his history of sexual abuse. I think that gives him the excuse to dress like a gay disco 13th century serf.

Felman..... phone home

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what is this angels shit?

some prostitution/escort service?

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He's the only musician with tons of Illuminati references in his songs that nobody even cares to examine, not even that tinfoilfag Mark Dice and that's depressing. This guy was a superstar at one time with Yeezus status

Fuck you I liked it

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This is Skrillex 15 yrs from now

Lol

holy shit, this.

im kekking so hard

Best waifu ever, no doubt it.

Yeah she looks completely uncomfortable.

After another listen, this far exceeds anything Skrillex has ever done.

You know a guy is ugly when he looks like an ugly old woman.

youtube.com/watch?v=O6fez3AHUzQ

I'm holding out for the $1000 limited colored vinyl

But it's true, the one that actually had talent at one time died.

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he looks so much like Wojak in this pic its uncanny

I'm a self taught dancer, been dancing for two years. I put Corey to shame. I'm not even confident in my dancing abilities but I can say that as a matter of fact. I knew it was bad 1:36. His right leg does not go high enough, his left leg pivots far too obviously, and when he twists around his shoes are not parallel, they are off kilter. These are beginner moves, stuff you learn on your first or second day and he can't even come close. I have been watching Corey for almost a year now and he just can't do it. There's something in him that's off. He has no self-awareness.
Also notice that 6 seconds into the dance at 1:40 he is already an offbeat off the rhythm- too slow.

It's sad.

Corey Feldman and Crispin glover look alike

I just finished the video and there was an even more egregious moment. He's been singing and "dancing" for his entire life according to him. Notice the footwork at 3:35.
He's attempting to do a grounded shuffle, which you can see properly done here at 0:26:
youtube.com/watch?v=-nSvkK6qviY

It's embarrassing.

You know it's going 2 suck when there are numbers in the titles of the song and album 4 sure.

that's rude of U 2 say. i thought his nu album was gr8! at least this nu single.

>At 2:32? It's called the "Surrounded by Yes Men."

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makes me sad desu
someone needs to give him a hug
preferably someone his own age

He really went 4 ehhht.

Corey would be perfect in a modern remake of The Room.