It's a Truman masturbates before work and is extremely tired with a headache for the next 10 hours episode

>It's a Truman and Marlon get molested by their Little League coach

>it's a Truman starts calling his black co-workers niggers episode

>its a Truman gets drunk and holds a knife to his sleeping wifes throat again while she sleeps episode
Really got dark that season

>it's a Truman finds and wears a pair of his moms panties as he lurks around the park trying to get fucked episode

>It's a Truman jacks into his wife's mug and then barely rinses it out before she gets up episode

>it's a Truman hits a little girl on accident in his car and hides the body in his fridge for 3 months before butchering it and serving it at a bbq episode

damn man really makes you speculate

>It's a truman can't get fully erect while fapping anymore episode
>It's a truman gets drunk and mistreats his girlfriend and parents for the millionth time
>It's a truman just lays in bed when he doesn't have to be at work

>Taiwanese
the cartoons are Cambodian, you fucking retard

That one really made me ejaculate

>it's a Truman being quoted by Danny Brown as a great film episode

>Episode 38 of the 3-month-coma saga
For fuck's sake, how much longer is this filler going to drag on?

The Cambodians are Laotian, you goddamned sperg.

I like how the producers tried to make it look like he'd somehow hit a roast ham on the road and that's what he was serving

>it's a Truman gets obssesed by a particular female singer to the point of regularly sending her videos of him rambling until he paints his face as darth maul for his final suicide video but his buddy comes with a six pack just as he is about to pull the teigger.

>It's a Truman sits around in his parents basement and shitposts on Cred Forums episode for 3 weeks straight.

This show was supposed to be groundbreaking goddamnit. Christof is overrated.

>It's a Truman tries to fill the emptiness in his soul and lack of purpose with eating and shitposting episode

>it's a Truman goes to a club, gets completely annihilated and asks every single girl if they wanted to fuck before getting thrown out by security episode

>It's a Truman has clegnut and tries picking it but it hasn't quite solidified into a crumbly substance so he gets wet shit all over his fingers episode

So this movie was about a man whose depression manifested in delusions of grandeur, right? The end with him ascending the steps and walking into a void is a metaphor suicide, correct?

I really see no other way to interpret this.

They made a Truman Show movie?

>It's a Truman exclusively listens to German electronic industrial metal episode

>It's a Truman is in the shower fingering his poop shoot episode

>It's a Truman masturbates with a mayonnaise jar episode

>it's a Truman reflects upon all the embarrassing moments of his life at 3AM episode

>gets drunk and holds a knife to his sleeping wifes throat again while she sleeps
A true man

>it's a Truman discovers food tastes better if you chew it a bit, spit it into your hand, roll it into a ball and then put it in your mouth and eat like normal episode.

underrated

just like mom used to make it

>It's a Truman has a ridicolous low level of test that can't handle a simple ejaculation episode

>its a truman's crippling sexual performance anxiety has become chronic ED, so to feel like a man again, he spends most of his income paying to beat and humiliate hookers as scapegoats for the women he cant fuck

>truman overdoses in his car after shooting up in his foot

>truman pawns his dads chainsaw for cash who awkwardly catches him, wacky hijinks ensue

this season is getting really dark eh

>it's a Truman's dick is too far inside his foreskin and it hurts so he picks at it and gets caught by his high school crush who he then never speaks to again and always regrets it episode

>it's a Truman ignores his friends messages for days and then pretends to have lost his phone when he finally replies because he doesn't like going out episode

>it's a Truman lays in bed with his mother and begins rubbing against her back to the point he ejaculates all over her and even though he sees her cleaning the stained sheets the next morning nothing is said

>it's a Truman faps to trap porn and questions his own sexuality episode

>it's a Truman masturbates and cries so loudly in the bathroom his wife and children can hear episode

Nothing the actress can really do at this point.

I literally almost posted this. Is Truman an autist?

>it's a truman finally finds bliss in accepting bisexuality season
and now it begins

It's a Truman realizes he's just as emasculated around other men as he is women and marries his waifu pillow episode

He has a tough life desu

the coma saga was pure kino u plebian

>it's a Truman spends hours standing in front of the mirror wearing nothing but stripped kneesocks and a wig, while hiding his genitalia by rubbing his thighs together and whispering embarrased in a made up language that sounds similar to japanese episode.

>it's a Truman talks to no companies at his college's career fair and instead talks to the marine recruiter ten goes home to masturbate and rubs it into his shorts so he doesn't have to clean up episode

dude.

You. Will. Love. It.

>it's a Truman becomes increasingly paranoid about cameras watching him so he checks under his foreskin for surveillance devices episode

>it's a Truman masturbates and immediately becomes very depressed after he ejaculates and vows not to do it again for awhile because he hates the feeling of being alone afterwards but then goes on to masturbate an hour later episode

>it's a Truman is pissed and doesn't drink his milk because his wife doesn't want to do anal episode

You may be looking too deep into it. it's a retelling of Plato's cave

>it's a Truman stab niggers episode

>it's a Truman is so bored of his wife that he hasn't touched her in two months and instead masturbates in the shower fantasizing about every passable woman at work plus their pre-teen daughters where applicable.

>It's a Truman doesn't speak to another human being for weeks at a time episode

>It's a Truman wishes death upon all the people he knows and fantasizes outloud about how to kill all his collegues episode

>masturbated
>gets a headache
uhhhhhhh...
never happened to me.
funny enough every time i actually have sex i wake up tired, with headaches and feeling like shit. guess i should drink less whenever i have the perspective of having sex.

>It's a Truman.

>It's a "truman gets drunk and goes infront of his bathroom mirror while holding a knife to his throat repeatedly mouthing 'cmon do it pussy' and his neighbor kicks in the door and interrupts truman to have a beer" episode

>It's a Trump blackmails 14 year olds for nudes over XBL episode

>It's a "Truman buys Indian takeout for lunch and ends up spending the rest of the day shitting his guts out in the office toilet while crying" episode

Christof really knew how to introduce natural tension into Truman's life so we could see how he handles it - Truman having to explain to his manager why he wasn't at his desk for 3 straight hours without revealing his embarrassing bowel movement was a masterful display of on-the-spot lying.

>it's a Truman get's high on meth and eats the face of his neighbour but the producers passed it as a dream episode.

saving a bunch of these epic truman memes for r/4can. keep it up!

oops

r/Cred Forums*

this, I usually cum about at LEAST 4 times a day:
>one when i wake up
>one after lunch
>one after dinner
>one before bed

Usually i add an extra 2 or 3 throughout the day

enjoy your ed

>reality tv
>"i-it was a dream episode guys!"
kek

*sniff*

What's that fishy smell user?

>masturbates before work
How? Every time I masturbate I smell like fish for the rest of the day. It doesn't matter how much I wash my cock and hands.

Is he me?

> it's a Truman has a panic attack so bad he decides he's going to kill himself with a rifle tomorrow under a bridge
About fucking time.

kek hard, kek furious

Are you actually a fish?

A fish with a cock and hands?

>it's a "Truman's padents are divorcing and to deal with the anger he catches his neighbor's cat and slowly tortures it to death over week's period of time" arc

The teenage seasons were dark as fuck.

Damn bruv, how'd you know?

>it's a Truman wakes up and picks his boogers staring at the ceiling for 2 hours episode.

>It's another Truman doesnt have the will to leave bed episode

Getting really sick of how many filler episodes like this these recents season have had. I think they should cancel it

>it's a "Truman sings along in his car on the way to work and pretends he's singing in front of his high school class despite graduating 16 years ago and speaking to none of his classmates since then."

Based truman

>It's a Truman starts drawing shota porn and gets a bunch of followers on pixiv in a single month and then stops completely because he gets scared as fuck about the FBI arresting him episode

>It's a Truman gets way too turned on watching CBT porn and is about to slam his balls with a hammer when suddenly his best friend enters his house running with a six pack of cold ones and screaming if he wants some

>It's a Truman notices his best friend always seem to come running into his house whenever he's about to do something exciting so, to see if it's paranoia in his head or an actual conspiracy, Truman lays a bear trap right behind the front door and then starts googling "how to tattoo yourself with household appliances" episode

>it's a Truman is 13 years old episode
>his sex drive is through the roof because puberty
>he finds his mom's dildo in her room
>puts it in his ass because curious
>start to regularly do it
>sometimes uses his mom's lube, sometimes his saliva
>definitely better with lube but can't use it too often cause she would notice
>starts to really enjoy anal penetration
>still don't know anything about the prostate though
>he watches anal porn vids and try to imitate them
>one day his best friend and him are alone at his house
>both fap to youporn under his shirts, something they used to do very often
>Truman shows him the dildo to have a giggle
>he confess he tried putting it in his ass
>still don't know why it turned him on so much to tell him at this moment
>he takes some lube and shows him
>takes it balls deep
>best friend's laughing his ass off but still wants to watch
>they don't really talk, but you can tell they're both very turned on
>Truman's heart is pounding
>Truman gets naked and fucks himself in front of him
>the situation is so fucked up Truman turns into full slut mode
>Truman moans that it feels 10 times better than usual
>he's moaning so loud you don't recognize him
>best friend is freaking out, he sits next to him and starts fapping
>he asks Truman questions about how it feels
>he gets naked too
>Truman suddenly understand that if he keeps on fucking his ass like that he's gonna cum
>Truman asks him if he wants to fuck him
>he freaks out even more but says yes
>he puts his dick in and pounds Truman for 15 seconds
>he cums inside Truman
>he pulls out, Truman is still not finished
>he puts the dildo back in him and gives himself a pounding
>there's definitely a spot that feels better than the rest
>after a moment his ass contracts and he ejaculates on the floor
>felt incredible
They almost had to cancel the show after that.

it's a "Truman sings along in his car on the way to work and pretends he's singing in front of his high school class despite graduating 16 years ago and speaking to none of his classmates since then." what?

>its a truman has a micropenis so whenever a woman shows interest in him he runs away as fast as he can episode

don't get it wrong again or we'll downvote you

Is there a best of screencap of all of these threads? Someone has to be compiling all of this shit

>It's a truman's porn addiction becomes so perverse he starts masturbating to blacked porn videos, then one day he goes to watch a vid in the bathroom.and have a quick wank but forgot the volume was turned up to the max so his family in the other room heard "OH YEAH GIVE ME THAT BIG BLACK COCK" but they never talk about it episode

>it's a Truman jizzes on the wall of his room and never notices to clean them, then comes back from college and notices they were definitely spotted episode

>its a Truman has a bad day with cameos from suicidal thoughts, muscle spasms, nervous tics, antisocial behavior, and screaming into his pillow so neighbors dont hear episode

>It's Truman gets recruited by ISIS episode
>The last episodes end with him walking to an airport and cuts to black

I'm conpiling all the ones that actually apply to me to tell someone what mu daily life is like someday before killing myself.

So were the isis people actors or what?? The last few episodes where they got truman to execute all his coworkers, wife, marlon, etc seemed so real. Did I see Christof there?

>It's a Truman makes a bologna cake and eats it in one sitting while watching Knight Rider and yelling at the protagonist episode

>it's a truman bumps the thread episode

>It's a Truman stalks his waifu and posts candid pictures of her online.

>it's another Truman hurts the love of his life and is terrified of losing her episode
help