Why didn't harry choose hermione?

why didn't harry choose hermione?
why did he choose the other fat redhead cow who was ugly?

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is this braking böd?

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Because Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

he banged her brains out when they were hiding in the tent. it couldn't show it because it was a kids movie, but it was implied.

why would he buy the cow of he already got free milk?

IMAGINE being Rupert in this scene

>dating a feminist
>ever

THIS.

not even a 10/10 feminist ?

she's not 10/10.

depending on how she dolls herself up i give her better than 5, less than 8

and no, never date crazy, even if its hot

>Fat

He saw her as a furry in the second movie and it creeped him out. That was also right when he was meeting Ginny for the first time.

>choose

he never had a chance

god that had to suck for them both, but especially Emma.

He wanted to assert dominance on Ron.

I do. Every night.

;_;

>not getting a qt ginger who is an absolute freak in the sack and swallows all your cum eagerly after blowing you for hours

>choosing some uptight brunette who probably insists on missionary unless it's a special occasion

you would have to be a little bitch boi to choose hermione senpai

I watch this, then masturbate using the tears of loneliness.

>hamlet low tier

>1984/atlas shrugged/les miserables high tier

I see why you're posting on Cred Forums and not on /lit/ anymore with this shit taste desu senpai

Up tight chicks can very often be very freaky in bed.

i want to eat out her fucking farthole so bad.

girls don't fart

I have a sister and can assure you a 13 year old girl can fart like a 39 year old neckbeard.

pics?

they do and emma's are cute, airy, and that of a goddess's, i guarantee you.

simple my fellow tv sir. Hers feet, which he had known, were not pretty and smelled bad instead of like flowers. bwahaha ebil kiddy no likey hermione

Because the movies are adaptationstill of the books. In the books Ginny is supposed to be a 8.5/10 fox. Hermione is supposed to be a 7/10.

The books explained it better.

Hermione kind of irked him when they were on their own together. Which is to say, they were friends and all, but Ron always worked as a good buffer between them. It was never the same.

Meanwhile, he got along well with Ginny. They had shared experiences. Quidditch, Voldemort fucking with their heads... and she had a sense of humor.

Harry just thought of Hermione as a sister. And oddly, the sister of his best friend, whose family was like a surrogate family to him, he found hot. Gingers, I guess.

I would do sex to emma if I know what I mean.

Man, she's such a retarded cunt. It's amazing that Harry Potter is even as good as it is

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She doted over he and Ron like a mother and Ron was always more receptive of it because his mom is bossy as shit anyway. Harry was a loner, he spent the first 11 years of his life never really having a friend or a loving family member so he'd get tired of practically any social interaction that lasted too long and just wander off. The little sperg sat for hours looking at a silent movie of his parents.

He was borderline anti-social and giving him an invisibility cloak and a Marauder's Map was the only escape he really had since he was famous. Then he kept dangerous secrets every year from the handful of people that cared about him.

I know what you mean heh heh I would insert my penis into vagina if you know what I mean

bad feet

>uptight feminist with a victim complex being freaky in bed

She's a typical mudblood prude senpai. Besides she doesn't worship harry as a god the way ginny would and ginger girls are all absolute freaks in bed, that's scientific fact.

>mudblood
Cred Forums pls go

>posthumously reassembled kafka book above Hamlet
hmmm, mmmhmm... mmmmhmmm... hmmm

>wanting to risk having shitty muggle kids who can't magic

Grindelwald did nothing wrong

Out of all the celebs, i want to see Emma corrupted the most.
nsfw: Her self-righteous always-proper facade irritates me so much and i want to see her brutally humiliated in the craziest bondage/gangbang/sexually-broken porn possible and then turned into a cumdrunk whore, completely airtight and bright red all over, sweating and writing in her's and other's bodily fluids shuddering in ecstasy begging for more cum and dick.

phew, i really need to get that off my chest.

what makes emma so alluring? is it the childhood hermione crush or is that not a factor?

Because he didn't have this prime Hermoine to choose from

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In 10 years Rowling will decide that isn't progressive enough. Harry will have 'actually all along been' a transgender, hermione will be a muslim with a handicap and Ron will be a bisexual genderfluid blm ally.

Kek kys she isn't crazy and looks great when she isn't dolled up

What you're saying is a form of rape, enjoy prison shitlord.

i just feel like ginny was such..a non entity or something
even when she was talked about it felt like nothing
i always liked harry with luna tbhqh

>cnn.com/2014/02/02/showbiz/rowling-hermione-ron-revelation/

Man I remember the shitstorm this caused. Naruto's ending had the same effect, it's fucking glorious how butthurt fangirls can get.

>6th book mentions love potions multiple times
>Harry nearly gets dosed with one
>Voldemort is the result of one being used on a guy
>Ginny was just occasionally mentioned and not important last 3 books
>suddenly Harry wants nothing more than to bone his best friends sister
It all adds up man. Ginny saw him getting to close with Luna and needed to lock that shit down quick so her family will always be well off and she will be married to Wizard Jesus.

>being retcucked this hard

Crazy pussy is the best pussy you degenerate

do you?