Alright, I'll let you serve me, user

Alright, I'll let you serve me, user.
But what can you bring to the table? How can you assist me?

i can meme real good

i can produce repeating digits

I don't want to serve you though, I think you're a pretty terrible ruler

I'll do my best to make you look like a strong woman

I have nearly 500 pepes.

I'll rub your feet when you're tired from riding a dragon around all day while being strong and independent

I'm a big guy

>But what can you bring to the table? How can you assist me?
World class shitposting.

But, how many of those are rare?

for whom?

*runs up and stabs her in the throat*

well worth it mate, well worth it

I have white pubic hair.

You can use it to fix your eyebrows.

I'm a gynecologist (well training to become one)

I can clear out the sand in your cunt (probably glass shards at this point)

As long as you have plot armor, you don't need me my queen.

>Cum on me if you wanna live
What did she mean by this?

I can kick any white mans ass from here to the wall milady

I can post blacked threads that the jannys love.

I have lots of autism.

I give really good foot rubs.

...but only women's feet.

Damn, that looks like The Rock took Tony Hawk by force and somehow got him pregnant

I make excellent toasted cheese sandwiches. My skills in confocal microscopy, image analysis, and compiler optimisation could come in handy.

Hi redit

I could do a kickflip on that forehead

>he doesn't know that the new administration has a rule regarding this particular word

Oops. Well, you'll know soon, my friend. You'll know soon.

....... i dont think that works
that would probably be extremely paneful, pls dont

I'll bring you justice bitch.

I know where to find a drider, Mistress. He's big guy, so give me 20 good men and I'll capture it for you. We'll train him, breed him, and create you an herd for your soldiers.