Alright, I'll let you serve me, user.
But what can you bring to the table? How can you assist me?
Alright, I'll let you serve me, user
i can meme real good
i can produce repeating digits
I don't want to serve you though, I think you're a pretty terrible ruler
I'll do my best to make you look like a strong woman
I have nearly 500 pepes.
I'll rub your feet when you're tired from riding a dragon around all day while being strong and independent
I'm a big guy
>But what can you bring to the table? How can you assist me?
World class shitposting.
But, how many of those are rare?
for whom?
*runs up and stabs her in the throat*
well worth it mate, well worth it
I have white pubic hair.
You can use it to fix your eyebrows.
I'm a gynecologist (well training to become one)
I can clear out the sand in your cunt (probably glass shards at this point)
As long as you have plot armor, you don't need me my queen.
>Cum on me if you wanna live
What did she mean by this?
I can kick any white mans ass from here to the wall milady
I can post blacked threads that the jannys love.
I have lots of autism.
I give really good foot rubs.
...but only women's feet.
Damn, that looks like The Rock took Tony Hawk by force and somehow got him pregnant
I make excellent toasted cheese sandwiches. My skills in confocal microscopy, image analysis, and compiler optimisation could come in handy.
Hi redit
I could do a kickflip on that forehead
>he doesn't know that the new administration has a rule regarding this particular word
Oops. Well, you'll know soon, my friend. You'll know soon.
....... i dont think that works
that would probably be extremely paneful, pls dont
I'll bring you justice bitch.
I know where to find a drider, Mistress. He's big guy, so give me 20 good men and I'll capture it for you. We'll train him, breed him, and create you an herd for your soldiers.