Hollywood fat cat here: I'm trying to make money by transitioning Taylor Alison Swift to acting

Hollywood fat cat here: I'm trying to make money by transitioning Taylor Alison Swift to acting.
Which role would you cast her in if you had the choice?

Gretchen Lowell in a Heartsick adaptation

There's a niche web series that Cred Forums loves and will pay money to see Tay in it. It's called blacked

A stegosaurus in Jurassic World II

Bane

Artistic lesbian flick with unsimulated sex scenes

>Hollywood fat cat here
>t. khv neckbear

A naked stripper lesbian

That's a 60 year old woman's body right there.

A movie about a girl who suddenly develops an insatiable foot fetish and worships her own feet / tricks all of her model friends into letting her lick their feet

This would be a hit.

Your fingers should be cut off for typing that obscenity.

wats a t.khv, senpai?

miley, cp and cuck spammer neckbear*

I'll play along.

I'd cast her as Samus in a Metroid movie. She doesn't have a body to match Samus' but we already have a skeleton playing wonder woman so why the hell not? I'd set her on a rigorous training schedule to bulk herself up and gain some weight. She'd look good.

Flock off reddit

My gf

BLACKED

Two names. Nicholas Sparks & Channing Tatum.

why u so mad, ffam? chillax.

Fuck you, kike.
Stay away from Taylor

Anything as long as if she does a full frontal scene, I promise to torrent it

LEAVE
HER
ALONE

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>he still posts a pic that is a million years old

>he

I recommend something that doesn't show her fucking.

"No."

X-mens Dazzler

>this is a 10/10 on Cred Forums

BLACKED

Keep that unnatural degenerate shit to yourselves, you bastards!

Man, i'm pretty sure i've been in this thread before.

She looks a lot better with some meat on her bones. It even looks like her tits grew a little bit.

What a dreadful looking specimen.

A female SS officer during the rise and fall of The Third Reich.

FUCKING THIS!

TAYLOR, LEAVE THAT POOR CAT ALONE!

Porn

Didnt her career die when Kim K and Kanye exposed her as a egocentric liar?

>Tay will never star in a BLACKED.com movie
feelsbadman

Me on the right

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Taytay sucks
Not even her cat likes her

blacked
Kanye West

So you're fat?

Well, I didn't invent the concept of Jane Bond for nothing.

I would cast her boney ass onto my dick

TV is full of cucks, I would take your need for ideas elsewhere.

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if you don't know what t.khv means just say so, ffam. if it's a typo why would you be angrily embarrassed? no one's judging you so don't be so insecure.

Does he torso look overly long or is that just me?

Why does everything she loves try to hurt her

Maybe shes the problem user and not everything else.

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Your sexist misogynism and homophobia are showing. Better hide them before someone calls the police.

Is it true she got her cat's name from Cred Forums?

Yes

Anything where she dies messily

>kanye calling someone egocentric

lol textbook pot calling the kettle BLACK

I won't believe it until I experience it personally

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>taylor SSwift will never dress up in an sturmbannführer uniform and stomp your balls
;_;

Genderswapped Hitler

The Woman Who Fought the Banks

This. When everything she touches ends up hurting her, there's only one thing in common with all of them.

Or she's the most unluckiest woman on earth.

>shes

who or wat is a shes? is it an abbreviation?

She-Hulk

When did she get the boob job?

A role where she has to be chubby

>wanting Tay-Tay to wear the uniform of anti-degeneracy to satiate his degeneracy

Whats degenerate about wanting to get your balls stomped by a qt uniformed Aryan?

Alison Swift (or T.A. Swift if going into tv or indie films) is a much better name. Convince her to change it.

Not him but isn't ball stomping very dangerous for your health?

How are you supposed to father and raise a proud aryan family if your balls are damaged?

I appreciate your concern, but my balls are VERY resilient.

Well whatever floats your boat.
Though it sounds painful, and would take away from available handholding time.

>it sounds painful
It is. Its VERY painful.

you're a big weirdo

You're a big guy.

google "desperately suicidal masochist"

For you...

I would honestly let taylor kill me if she wanted

no user i don't think i will

Who would you cast as her lesbian lover?
Kristen Stewart is my choice.

Tay/Stew

Gross

Should be Ray from Star wars

you;'ve goofed already

Katy Perry in a live action Snow White

You Belong With Me and its music video give me genuine feels.

I hope I'm not the only one.

She could star mel Gibson's viking epic

caitlyn jenner. lesbians will accept him as a girl but being a fake girl not really a girl he is acceptable to anti-homos since it's really a hetero sex coupling. everybody is happy.

Damn, fucked up the pic.

>daisy "ruined feet and xenomorph smile" ridley
kill yourself

>Ray from Star wars

it's a LESBIAN pairing. you're supposed to suggest a girl not a man, imbecile.

I know she's a two faced drama whore but damn do I wanna pass those genes onto my kids

obviously

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Rose...

rose... more like...
chrysanthemum

ROFL

Karlie Kloss, her actual lesbian lover

why does she have 4 legs

That's the body of a lanklet in full force

t. fellow lanklet

wats a t.fellow?

Black Canary in the DCEU. That nearly skeletal frame of hers would fit right in with Gal Gadot.

Yes


Tylor used to lurk Cred Forums in her free time.

she was one of us....