ITT: Characters you will become when you're old

ITT: Characters you will become when you're old

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was told by my family few years back and I didn't want to believe it but turns out it might be real

>was told by my family few years back
i was just going to say "ouch" but then i remembered my mother also said something like that to me

just pay a hooker and you're saved

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Hookers don't count buddy ;p

>implying you will ever have inter-racial friends and a wife with a hot daughter

when you fuck a hundred hookers youre like a pro not a virgin buddy

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i do have interracial friends so im halfway there

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Yes they do.

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Hookers don't count, neither does sex using a condom or in any hole except the vagina

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What does virginity mean to you?

To me personally, virginity was the thing that made me objectively less human than my peers.

I lost my virginity when I was 20 and up to that point I was constantly depressed and obsessed with how much of a failure, freak and outsider I was. I had suicidal thoughts, obsessed over failed social interactions in which I exaggerated the likelihood of me having sex as a result, constantly berated myself for being a virgin, etc.

Virginity isn't actually that big of a deal, but having sex that first time legitimately changed by reality. I'm still depressed and alone, but knowing that I'm not a virgin has done more for my mental health than literal years of therapy have / did. It is a fixed, definite point of comparison - "at least it could be worse".

Virginity, to me specifically, is the difference between misery and the literal desire to die.

how does this even happen. like you can just go to those asian massage places and get some pussy if you really need it.

Holy shit this is literally me and I turned 20 last week. How did you lose it?

I have no advice, I fluked out basically.

I got drunk and girl who was also drunk was getting harassed by some other guy used me as a shield. In order to get away from him she had me walk her home. We started watching Family Guy in her room, I as too much of a depressed pussy to make a move and she kissed me. Then sex happened.

Well shit. I've been told I'm pretty handsome (7, 8 on a good day maybe) but I have extreme fear of rejection, so I never show any interest in girls. I fear that if they reject me I will take it too personally and become insecure.

Glad that you were able to remove this horrible burden.

just see an escort

Nah, my mind is the only obstacle.

Walt kowalski

As the long response guy, escorts might be the answer. I saw one after I lost it but before I found a decent equilibrium.

I was 22 and met an escort who was 33. I got a nice cup of tea, a blowjob and sex. I left with the biggest smile on my face and was so hyper afterwards.

Might be worth a punt.

This, though I won't have friends and I will be a lot more negative.

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Me on the left

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OH WHACKING DAY

OH WHACKING DAY

OUR HALLOWED SNAKE SKULL CRACKING DAY

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