Frenchman takes command of the Enterprise

>Frenchman takes command of the Enterprise
>Surrenders in the first episode

You can't make this this shit up.

Captain. I recommend we escort OP to the brig immediately!

Not just in the first episode, less than five minutes in.

Why?

If hadn't surrended he would have endangered the entire crew.

You fucks will NEVER become the commander of your own ship, let alone be accepted to star fleet academy.

Enjoy your rape gangs faggots!

He is a Romulan imposter!

...

No, Worf. Explain to me why?

>Q just decides to randomly destroy some Starfleet ship on the way to port

Falling in love was never part of the plan.

They had never met Q before and didn't know what his intentions were. Picard made the right choice.

No Mr. Worf not yet. Lets see how theyll fuck our shit up this time.

Why is Worf such a great character?

Remember that time the post-atomic Earth was full of subhumans? Do you think the Federation rounded up undesirables and sent them to camps?

But sir! I...

Me Middle-Right

Now is not the time for rash actions Lieutenant.

rest in piece

>ywn as /fa/ as Quark

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

>race treason to the Dominion
>consorting with Bajoran women
>not exterminating the Bajorans when he had the chance

Computer, generate 100 fully sentient replicas of Gul Dukat in a perpetually aroused state.
Computer, generate a fully sentient replica of Major Kira Nerys and Esign Ro Laren.
Computer, disengage safety protocols.

»» Please specify sexual organ parameters ««

How many do you see?

Computer, give me an accurate description of the first officer's sexual organs.