Let's get real kids. We're all pants shitting retards and we're going to fuck up /film/...

Let's get real kids. We're all pants shitting retards and we're going to fuck up /film/. The only question is how do you think we're going to do it?

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cunnyspammer is gonna spam bribri and the other girl

blacked.com marketers will spam cuck porn

the rest of the posts will be memes.

Hundreds of baneposting threads of course,

They should name it /kino/

I just want mike and jay to take turns cuddling me tightly all night.

Cred Forums knows about dynamic range, composition methods and production values and don't need buzzwords to pretend to discuss music
Cred Forums knows about graphical engines, level design, animation techniques and don't need buzzwords to pretend to discuss video games
/lit/ knows about narrative resources, stylistic resources and editorial constraints and don't need buzzwords to pretend to discuss literature
Cred Forums knows nothing about the art of cinema, it is the only board shit enough and so filled with idiots that they need buzzwords like kino to pretend to discuss film.

by posting RLM shit on /film/

I hope you die. I mean, eventually you will, but I hope it happens soon.

mu doesn't know shit about music. and death grips sucks.

is it coming back soon or are you just memeing

By only posting about TV shows there and only posting about movies on Cred Forums.

Why hello there reddit.

What the fuck is your problem?

Because changing boards won't change the retards who already shitpost on this one

It would be exactly the same and derailed as this one

This is the logical extent of a Cred Forums discussion, buzzwords and mob mentality

This Cred Forums we're taling about here nigger. There's a wide range of retards, and some smart people. That goes for all boards.

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I'm a smart person who roleplays as a retard ;^)

Jack Dick Posting will be the cure for the cacner that is /teeveetoovoo/

his dick is good enough, his dick is kino enough, and gosh darnit people like it

Probably literally exactly like last time

>Cred Forums
>knowing anything about music

Im going to fire up my bots and shot post into the sunset

Nope. Not at all, all of you tryhard newfags with your le reddit boogieman cries have never gotten under anyone's skin but your own.
Self deprecating redditors.

SJW bullshit, autism, memes, faggotry...

..and yet you're replying like a tryhard autist...

Just destroy it. Just fuck it up. However you do it, make it go away.

Cred Forums has filmmaker and screenwriting threads that show at least some basic knowledge of the medium.

these boards are terrific

Fuck you, dude. Seriously fuck you, it's my problem if I don't want to talk about movies or cinema or whatever.

Yeah and those get spammed by dumb memers every day.

You can always go back to Cred Forums if you want to shitpost.

>Cred Forums knows about
Stopped reading right there. Cred Forums is an utterly worthless board.

And yet they haven't fallen to the low point of pretending to discuss music, so what does that make this board? Beyond saving? Less than worthless?

its a shit idea to begin with
remember that thread about a good movie from 1950 earlier today? it had 4 replies
now imagine 10 pages of those
thrilling

make me, faggot.

>film discussion having its own slow board
If you think that this isn't a dream come true you need to crawl back to whatever shithole you came from

Who gives a fuck. Maybe you should fill out the paperwork to become a mod at your own subreddit, or whatever it is that faggots like you who think the internet is serious business do.

So you admit that you're cancer
Glad we're on the same page

>faster boards means quality
Back to Cred Forums my friend.

>tarantino shitposting
>blacked
>thinly veiled Cred Forums baiting
>child porn
>no film discussion at all
>"what was HIS problem" threads
>memes

You know, the usual Cred Forums autism we've all come to know and love

be reasonable, /film/ would barely be worth a general thread

>who gives a fuck
Everyone asking for /film/

haha fuck you.

Is everyone forgetting the first time they tried /film/ ? It was overrun with this and JUST threads. I think Hiro eventually ended up taking it down after a few days.

What makes anyone think this time is going to be different?

>SJW bullshit wahhhh
Ok Cred Forums, have you not yet noticed that the only people bitching about that, are you?

Please spend the next hour posting seven different threads about black mary jane and pretend you have nothing to do with them, thanks

Ideally, /film/ would be slow, boring and dry. Which is to say, it will never happen.

>What makes anyone think this time is going to be different?

Autism.

How is that a response to what that user said? How exactly would this time be any different?

member rich evans

>/film/ would be slow
Nice.
>boring and dry. Which is to say, it will never happen
I can smell the desperation (:

Cred Forums has the same rules as /film/, only problem is that nobody is following them
/film/ will be no different

YFW RLM is sent back to Cred Forums

So, you're denying that shit goes on? Either by real SJWs or by faggots pretending to be so they can stoke an argument?

/film/ will be no different and the fact that people SO want it to be will ensure the shitposters try and fuck it up for them. I wont be one of them I don't post blacked shit or faggotry I'm an observer.

But if you don't think /film/ will devolve into the exact same shithole Cred Forums is you're delusional.

/radio/ when

They casted Mary Jane as black? Why? She's white.

Because they can and your bitching is free publicity

Q : What makes anyone think this time is going to be different?

A : Autism (is what makes anyone think it will be different this time)

What exactly is your reading level user?

death grips is great

I've been on the front lines of no less than 10 new boards as they were created. Got shitposting with distinction medals from all of them.
Been thinkin I'd retire but... Hell, I got one more left in me.
See you on the beaches, boys.

so just like Cred Forums

/in/ - Internet Media for youtube and podcasts would be nice and help some "issues" people have with this board, fucking /film/ it's just Cred Forums 2

no u

Your response was vague enough to be read two different ways, the second being you saying the post was autistic, you illiterate faggot.

Put your lips around my cock you beautiful shitposter

That's... Not horrible as far as ideas go

You would have to be autistic to read it in that way.

I apologise for the confusion, you pedantic cocksucker.

>so you denying that shit goes on?
Im denying that its a fucking issue for anyone outside of those who are literal spergs, yes. "Its a problem for everyone because its a problem for ME" faggotry is what makes you think there are even SJWs even on this chinese image board. Mostly its just an echo chamber of ppl bitching about SJWs, its autistic as all fuck
>im an observer
Well I tip my fedora back to you, gentle sir
>But if you don't think /film/ will devolve into the exact same shithole Cred Forums is you're delusional

...that's exactly what I'm saying you illiterate mong

Are you aware of what the word pedantic means? Was that the first word you found in a thesaurus?

Not really? No? Sorry I have a better grasp of my native language than you do apparently?

No being that a thesaurus starts with A it would have been abstruse...

Those aren't questions.

Cred Forums knows gentoo and how to install from source
Cred Forums knows how to hate vidya
/r9k/ knows that feel when no gf
Cred Forums knows why libturds are cucks

I assumed that while your hands were violently shaking to meme this thread up, that you just opened the book violently to any random page.

Nothing written was grammatically incorrect you dumb faggot. They were unsure statements...

>/film/

Wait,are we getting a new board?

For maybe a day. So enjoy it for the brief moment it exists.

Nah, i take diazepam it stops he shakes and I can meme with 47% more efficiency.

I'll stop now, i've bored myself...

I dont understand why they dont just narrow the focus of their boards, /film/ is something we should have had back years ago, along with sub-boards like internet media, religion general, different kinds of art boards and whatnot.

It would make it easier for those boards to stay on topic. People would be banned less I feel, since the topics would be less vague. But what do I know

>psh im just bored now

Okay newfag, thanks for visiting

Nothing was written at all. You're typing, are you not, gay satan? Maybe you are, in fact, the dumb faggot.

Im going to stop talking now since you appeared to have suffered a slight stroke.

Oh come on it's not as if this is a serious discussion thread, behave.

So, many, commas, used, in, this, post.

Because this isn't fucking Reddit you piece of shit.

Pussy.

Only one of them is out of place though, technically...

Oh, I had something actually to say here but I see my first response is:
>durr reddit
Thanks for the input.

At least three of them are excessive and redundant.

Yeah, one of them is FLAT OUT out of place and the others while technically correct aren't really needed.

>Cred Forums knows about graphical engines, level design, animation techniques and don't need buzzwords to pretend to discuss video games

Name them.

I don't need or want to. I don't care that much about how shitty you write.

This one "," and this one "," and probably this one ","

i was into schiele before he got big

I hate the idea to split up Cred Forums so I'm going to make it my life's work to shit up any new board as much as possible to the point where people stop using it.

>Cred Forums
>knowing anything about games
fucking lol
Cred Forums doesn't know shit

>write
You can't do it because you're either a retard or English isn't your first language.

wouldn't that be "shittily?"

>if you don't engage me and give me my (you)s concerning my poor grammar, it's really because you can't! Ha! You sure look foolish now.

Mate, everyone can see your posts and how you have redudant comma usage for your sinple sentences. I'm sorry you want to have some weird autistic grammar debate for your own personal validation but there are better reasons to not kill yourself.

>This one ","
Okay fine, I'll give you that.
>this one ","
Nope
>probably this one ","
Jesus Christ

*simple

You're the one debating my grammar, dick breath.

>thinking "shittily" is in the actual dictionary.

Then work on your grammar and your insults, kiddo. I know school just started and these words are super hip and fresh but they need work.

Except it's not just boogeyman shit, autismo, it's because there doesn't need to be a special snowflake board for every little topic (like on reddit).

Do you have a problem with the word "writing"? That is literally what you do when you type fucking words, you are writing them. Jesus fucking Christ.

t. never been on Cred Forums or Cred Forums
Cred Forums is probably one of the worst boards on Cred Forums

>asking for specific boards for specific topics makes them "special snowflake" boards

Wew, you are quite a faggot aren't you? Nah, ths way it works right now is fine. I love when other boards just infest outside their containment. We all just love when Cred Forums comes to visit Cred Forums. Hell, while we are at it, let's not have any generals at all! Why even bother posting relevant content together? What are we, special snowflakes?

Jesus you sound like a retard

Why would you want to shitpost in a "shitpost-designated" board? That's so fucking boring.

The noes knows

Not true.
Cred Forums is easily the worst board.

If you think writing and typing are the same, you're a walking dumpster fire of retardation.

What even is your point? That we don't need specific topics for boards? Because..."le reddit meme"?

Oh jeez, you don't get it.

When you are typing words, you are WRITING those words. Holy fuck, kiddo.

no u

So much tumblr whining in one little post. Bravo.

Cred Forums is at least sometimes entertaining

can't say that for most boards

Cred Forums unironically describes their opinions as objective more than any other board, at least Cred Forums is somewhat aware of how retarded they are.

>le tumblr meme
>le reddit meme

Outside of boogeymen, do you have anything constructive to add besides "dude reddit"? You offer no actual point besides bitching.

I'm sure it's been said but /cel/ would be a much better idea than /film/. Assuming /cel/ posting here results in bans

>Cred Forums is somewhat aware of how retarded they are.

Wew, good one.

It's mostly newfags that come from some subreddit, they never lurk and can't stop mentioning everything they see here that reminds them of their favorite website.

Flawless logic.

See : this thread
Come on, when /t/ is retarded it's usually for the sake of a joke, Cred Forums is neckbeards having "serious discussion" of video games.

Yes, it actually is. This isn't a hard concept. Typing is a format for writing. You don't type "typies" or some shit, you type WORDS. Words together in a sentence is the act of WRITING them. When you type words, you are writing them. Why do I have to explain such a simplistic concept to you? Do you not really know what the word "writing" means? Are you new to English or just heavily autistic?

So when facing the fact that this board can't even hold a serious discussion of film for a thread unlike the fucking video games board the go to reply is dismissing the subject of video games? What does it say about your faggotry when "neckbeards" get to have somewhat serious discussion of a "lowbrow" subject as video games but the "sophisticated" fa/tv/irgins can't go ten minutes without making pedo, BLACKED or Cred Forums bait threads?

>typies
What? Do you think I think I write "writies"? What in the living fuck are you babbling about.

They don't have sophisticated conversations, they try to and end up being utterly retarded. At least half of them cannot grasp what the word "objective" means. Go on over to Cred Forums and tell me anything posted there is even remotely intelligent. You seem more suited for >>>reddit

i wish there was /tvg/ (tv general) a slow board for whatever reddit wants Cred Forums to be and Cred Forums a fast board for news/shows/movies of the moment plus memes

>l-l-l-l-le reddit do I fit in yet?
Post 2012 shitter detected, Cred Forums can at least discuss video games without buzzwords like kino, in fact they even insult retard crossposters that use kino there, what does that say about this shithole and its state nowadays?
Also I never said their discussions are sophisticated, learn to read, no wonder you like moving pictures.

Im babbling about how you dont understand how and when to use the word writing

containment boards don't work, they just create a cancer that will always spread

modern Cred Forums is the most lifeless large board on Cred Forums

literally the only entertaining things that happen there are off topic

Whatever you need to tell yourself, boss.

I'm not kidding, Reddit is more organized and generally has more intelligible conversations, when people try that on any remotely popular board it will always go to shit, the way Cred Forums works just isn't tailored towards organized discussion.

>after a few days.
*hours

Yes but it has community driven censorship and I really prefer the thread layout after more than 7 years of this.

>organized discussion
Maybe you're just a simple person and this isn't the place for you.

I don't like organized discussion

I literally explained it to you, faggot.

Typing is writing you illiterate mongo

>community driven censorship

Mate, past the reddit meme, they also call each other faggots and complain about shit. "Community driven censorship" my ass.

#newtotheinternet

wtf I like reddit now
But seriously, I might lurk one of these days, thank you.

you're either a superpleb or super contrarian. Either way, (you)

Typing is writing. That's what you're saying. Got it.

You are a special little guy, that's cool you get to stay up so late.

Are you actually arguing that you don't write anything when you type? Because goddamnit kiddo, you have been sounding like a legit retard.

Writing (noun):

"the activity or skill of marking coherent words on paper and composing text.
"parents want schools to concentrate on reading, writing, and arithmetic"
2.
written work, especially with regard to its style or quality.
"the writing is straightforward and accessible""

>composing text
>composing text
>composing
>text

Typing is a form of composing text, it is a format for writing you absolute autist

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Simple Definition of writing
: the activity or work of writing books, poems, stories, etc.
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Examples: writing in a sentence
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: the act or process of one who writes: as
a : the act or art of forming visible letters or characters; specifically : handwriting 1
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: something written: as
a : letters or characters that serve as visible signs of ideas, words, or symbols
b : a letter, note, or notice used to communicate or record
c : a written composition
d : inscription

Funny, no mention of the word "type" anywhere in there. Well, you tried.

How are you not understanding this? Jesus fuck you are dumb.

When you are typing, you are writing. It really is this simple...

Can you do me a favor and tell me what is the name of this object?

youtube.com/watch?v=j4z3xv2l9_k

New RLM garbage up, hit it up booooooiiis

AAA killed videogames. They aren't made by game designers. They're made by script writers and art directors. And an entire generation of kids have been raised by them. Videogame is a dead medium

>/lit/
you mean the John Green shitposting board?

>videogames are dead
Can you tip your fedora any harder, faggot?

Games are probably the best they have been in decades. Stop basing everything on COD

I must be out of the loop, is there actually going to be a /film/ or is everyone just memeing?

Yes

You better get used to Cod because AAA and mobile gaming are pretty much your future. The rest is really dying especially the japanese industry

The most popular game in the world is a PC game made by what was initially an indie company

new video
youtube.com/watch?v=j4z3xv2l9_k

>plinkett review soon
finally

forgot that Rich had started dieting together with karen

they've been talking about it for the last months

Jesus fuck you are dumb

hi

Yeah, but if the board moved slow enough then that thread would actually generate a lot of good content.