Do people actually find 7of9 hot?

Do people actually find 7of9 hot?

Im going through Voyager and I just cant find her attractive. Maybe its the Janeway hairdo.

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Maybe it's because you are a homosexual?

she has a very plain face, but you can't deny her body has a nice shape to it

he can when he's too busy being a homo and thinking about how he wants to give her a new "hairdo" in his homo salon.

I liked her char and comic relief more than her big saggy tits

>don't think Seven is particularly good looking
>think her actress was pretty good and her character was the most interesting and complex one on the show
It might just be that everyone on Voyager was garbage but the only cast member she didn't blatantly outshine was Robert Picardo's Doctor

fuck off 90's born faggot

>having to be any of the other female actors on the show knowing that nobody wants you, because they just want Jeri Ryan

I'd be pissed too, especially since Brannon Braga only hired her because he wanted to fuck her

There wasn't much easily accessible porn around at the time of Voyager. You have to put things in context.

Is it weird that my fantasies about her mostly just involved her stabbing me in the neck with her retractable nano claw and turning me into her zombie robot slave

>you will never teach 7 of 9 what its like to feel human again by having her sit on your face

She was hot enough to get Obama elected.

Meghan thought that, after an hour of inhaling Seven's nasty gas, she'd have gotten used to it, by now. She was wrong. Seven let out another stinkbomb that tore through her skin-tight costume as if it wasn't even there.

As Meghan tried not to gag, she noticed Seven was clutching her abdomen and seemed to be wiggling her hips. Her brow was furrowed and she looked annoyed. Maybe she was finally getting the hint that there's something horribly wrong with her digestive system, Meghan thought, "Human food must not mix well with Borg physiology!"

"Seven," Meghan called out, "are you okay? Maybe you should go see the Doctor?"

"I am fine," Seven insisted, annoyed at the suggestion, "I believe I mere require a toilet."

Meghan thought "Well, DUH!!!" but kept that observation to herself, "Sounds like a good idea, Seven," Meghan agreed, glad to get Seven out of her hair for a while and even more glad to get rid of the god-awful ass-stench exploding from her rectum every couple minutes.

"My bladder is at maximum capacity," Seven analyzed herself, remembering all the prune juice she drank at Neelix's Mexicano Night, "I must piss, NOW."

"Well, go ahead, Seven, I'm not stopping you," Meghan insisted, eager for Seven to leave.

"Very well, since you insist," Seven said and strode straight toward Meghan.

"Seven, what are you do-" Meghan stammered, confused that Seven was walking towards *her*, not the door to the corridor. She stopped in mid-question when Seven's uniform seemed to disintegrate right before her eyes! Seven had programmed her nanites to synthesize the uniform and then destroy it whenever she needed to quickly disrobe in case of a waste disposal emergency such as this.

Meghan was speechless as the tall, statuesque, completely naked blonde Borg woman stopped in front of her, grabbed her roughly by the hair, and used her Borg-enhanced strength to drop her to her knees. Seven swiftly squatted over her face and shoved Meghan's mouth onto her hairless cunt and unleashed a powerful stream of hot, rancid piss right down her throat!

>Maybe its the Janeway hairdo.
I think that's what it is for me. Short hair doesn't work for me unless she's really cute.

Meghan's mouth was already full with its first pissload before her brain even fully registered what had just happened to her! She came to her senses and tried to pull away, but she couldn't, Seven was just too strong. She squirmed and flailed and pushed on Seven's powerful thighs, but could not escape. She tried to scream, but ended up swallowing a mouthful of piss, instead. She moaned and groaned and tried to struggle, but to no avail.

"Crewman Delaney, you volunteered for this duty," Seven complained, "it is a very simple task, but you are making it more difficult for yourself than it need be. Simply do your duty and swallow."

With that, Seven shoved Meghan's face against her gushing cunt even harder, pressing Meghan's nose against her pubic area and cutting off her air flow! Meghan realized she had better do as Seven said or else she might suffocate - Seven didn't know how fragile humans were, Meghan figured. So she stopped struggling and started chugging.

"That's better," Seven declared and loosened her grip just enough to let Meghan breathe through her nose again.

Meghan gulped and swallowed as fast as she could. She wasn't thinking about the strong, acrid taste of the hot piss she was drinking from another woman, she was only thinking about how easily she had been totally dominated by this statuesque bombshell of a woman. Somehow, she thought, it seemed natural to her. Then, to her surprise, she felt her pussy quiver and felt some moisture run out. She was wet! She was actually getting turned on by being forced to be Seven's toilet!

Wrong. She was dating Rick Berman. For real.

She's gorgeous. It was a shameless attempt at sexing up the show and it worked on me

ah, got them mixed up

kek, thank you based Tuvix for posting this and saving me the effort of doing so.
She wouldn't play ball with her creep republican husband about going to bondage clubs. She came crashing down and next thing Obama is da prezy.

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Is there anything worst than a worthless fuck who attempts to "correct" someone when they are the ones that are completely wrong?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeri_Ryan
> A few years after she joined the Voyager cast, Ryan began dating Star Trek: Voyager producer Brannon Braga.[26]

fpbp

everything after TOS is shit

but this girl is 10/10 semen demon

Who are you going to compare her to?
Torres?
Kes?
Janeway?

Voyager really suffered being on upn and not getting a good tv cast

Wow, I never realized how badly Voyager lacked eye candy.

TNG had Dr. Crusher and Troi.

DS9 had Kira, the Dabo girls and Wynn.

Enterprise had T'Pol and the chink.

What went wrong with Voyager? Did they actually think people would enjoy an uppity, independent beaner or fucking KES?

>he didn't want to get dominated by Warlord Kes
What a fag

w-what would she do?

P E G
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by making janeway the captain, they couldn't have a female cast member be much more attractive, it would rule out too many plots

Get fat and expose her disgusting body to children.

seven of nine was pretty sexy ihtbh she was never fap material but close

WE A BORB!

What a waste of dubs and trips. You're a piece of shit, user.

Death by facesitting

I remember when she premiered on the show, there were posters of her all over the place at random in downtown Atlanta.

It makes me laugh because that place is such a shithole I'd still see them up every now and again like 10 years later.

>DS9 had Kira, the Dabo girls and Wynn.
>Wynn

I would have said Dax (either of them), but if you're into older women...

>or fucking KES?

Dont forget that in Season 3 they started sexing Kes up by giving her long hair and a skin tight body suit like 7of9's. She was modest as fuck until she dumped Neelix, and then went full slut with the hair and body suit, until she went full energy being and left voyager.

Why does no one ever acknowledge how hot Uhura is?

she still looked liek shit tee bee ach senpai

I only thought Seven looked good in that episode with the Time Cops where she had to disguise herself as a Starfleet officer

fuck off back to r3ddit, nigger lover

>Is a racist, but likes Star Trek

Stop expecting Cred Forumstards to make sense.

Star Trek, in general was not good at a) funny b) sexy

The Seven catsuit was bad and unsexy, the Enterprise rubdown room managed to be worse

>swn offer to copulate with you

name one black person who acts like a nigger in trek

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those are aliens.

Yeah, just like these guys were totally aliens

much cuter in uniform, shame they just didn't do this

that suit was just too awkward to find sexy, desu

well, weren't they actually transplanted there from earth by some advanced race?

Who gives a fuck you fucking fuck

if they came from earth they aren't aliens

i care, a lot

this must have happened, and a lot, especially look at all the purely human looking aliens kirk encountered..

>Jonathan Frakes referred to the episode as a "racist piece of shit". At a 2007 science fiction convention in Toronto, Canada, he told the audience, "The worst and most embarrassing and one that even Gene would have been embarrassed by was that horrible racist episode from the first season... Code of Honor, oh my God in heaven!"

Oh yeah, that one.

even mexicans can be aliens

build wall

more looking at the past through leftist glasses

in 1987 none of that SJW shit had taken hold yet

episode was still garbage though

I think Jeri Ryan is hotter in video. Her general body language and such makes her hotter. I like her face though. She's like a classic Germanic beauty.

I think it's because the body suit is cringey nerd bait, so the embarrassment from seeing it removes the hotness.

I wanted her to stay more or less full Borg.

I honestly thought she'd get more and more human over the seasons, both in appearence and emotions, but no they just gave us the occasional glimpse

Why are you a Star Trek fan if you're a conservative?

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Is it even worth posting itt when it's just going to get censored?

because I enjoy shows about military structure and hierarchy, which is inherently conservative.

and every star trek has been about those two things

Was Picard's imaginary life worth living even though it was all just a dream and in the end he was just going to wake up?

kek, i literally just watched this one

what a pile of dogshit

because I root for cardassians and romulans?

>Wynn
>eye candy

The fuck is wrong with you?

Wynn is eyecandy.

Have you ever seen her hats? They're a delight for all the senses.

was that like the ONLY good kes episode? they should have just left her possessed..

she only had the one hat, I think you're thinking of guinen

SPOILER ALERT

She has a Pope hat when Kai and a Sydney Opera House when Vedek.

haha

Pretty sure I have haha'd at a few other of your posts itt, so thank you and kudos

>those sexy jugs
>those tasty looking fat lips
is her lips below also like that, nice fat?

>yfw you realize that its her fault that Obama became President

"In 1990, while dealing blackjack at a charity event, the actress met investment banker and future Republican political candidate Jack Ryan. The couple married on June 15, 1991, and had a son, Alex, on August 15, 1994. Throughout the marriage, they took turns commuting between Los Angeles and Chicago for their careers, but divorced on August 27, 1999. Although Ryan mentioned in an interview for Star Trek that the frequent separations had been difficult for the marriage, the reasons for the divorce were kept sealed at their mutual request.

When Jack Ryan's campaign for an open United States Senate seat in Illinois began in 2003, the Chicago Tribune newspaper and WLS-TV, the local ABC affiliate, sought to have his records released. Both Jeri and Jack agreed to make their divorce, but not custody, records public, saying their release could be harmful to their son.

On June 18, 2004, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Robert Schnider agreed to release the custody files. The decision generated much controversy because it went against both parents' direct request and reversed the decision to seal the papers in the best interest of the child. It was revealed that six years earlier, Jeri had accused Jack Ryan of asking her to perform sexual acts with him in public, and in sex clubs in New York, New Orleans, and Paris. Jeri described one as 'a bizarre club with cages, whips, and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling.' Jack denied these allegations. Although Jeri only made a brief statement, and she refused to comment on the matter during the campaign, the document disclosure led Jack to withdraw his candidacy; his main opponent, Barack Obama, then won the 2004 United States Senate election in Illinois."

To be fair, Mike Ditka also contributed by refusing to fill that senate nomination, leaving the Republicans with Alan Keyes of all people.

Alan Keyes is a good man. Also, holy crap, why did the Ryans put Alex through that? Why couldn't Jeri just keep her woman mouth shut?

Gee Maybe Jack Ryan ruined it by being a fucking pervert in the first place?

What was she supposed to just play along and let him whore her out for the sake of his political career?

Jeri didn't release her court testimony either, it was FOIAed by journalists

not being upfront with your partner about what you want sexually is a time bomb of cheating and STD's waiting to happen. If there was a problem it's that he waited until he was married to reveal it.

Well, I'm 34 and I find her hot :)

The only people who will ever consider "wife swapping" clubs to be valid thing are fucking perverts.. It shouldn't be a question that needs to be asked desu

That's a meme forced upon the proletariat. Any idiot woman marrying into the bourgeoisie should be aware that nearly anything goes. Do you have any idea what goes on at Bohemian Grove? Seriously, dude...

>sexual preferences shouldn't differ! everyone should to do it with the lights off in the missionary position! if they don't they're degenerate scum!

you must be real fun.

What pisses me off is that outfit made her tits look bigger than they actually are, I assume that silver outfit had very thick padding layers under the portion covering her chest, at the very least

people watch it for the sci-fi not the brainwashing

honestly im upset that a body built for sex was wasted on a prude like jeri ryan.

>life's not fun if I can't pimp out my wife!

you must be real single

>No fun confirmed

>it's a "Obama blackmails a judge to release the sealed divorce documents of a poltical rival" episode

kira nerys was the best looking one.

Same asshole that wrote that wrote that episode in SG1 where Carter fights Shang Tsung.

Ezri > Jadzia > 7of9 > Ro Laren > T’Pol > Kira > Evil Janeway > Hoshi > Troi > Kes > B'Elanna > Tasha Yar > Janeway > Keiko > Uhura >>> Crusher >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinan

She is german which means she's very aryan

Yes but we know why everyone was wooden, they were instructed to be so. Remember how Wang got shit on for revealing it in an interview? Remember that they were told to be wooden so that the aliens seemed more real? This gets brought up constantly.

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Who the hell was in charge of Uhuras look in TMP? She looked so strange.

Honestly, Sisko in the episode where he gets triggered by holoracism and spends the episode crying, even his main squeeze said he was being silly and he acknowedges that by the end.

What the hell was whoever wrote that episode thinking?

Nobody can evergive me an answer as to why exactly the episode was racist.

They encounter a civilisation of black people and some of them do bad thibgs therefore its racist?

Star Trek taught us that the jew will break every standard of decency in order to obtain gold pressed shekels.

It also taught us that some races are lesser beings and it is their place to accept domination by their betters.

T'Pol just really fucking does it for me.

Wheres jadziya

Its a "trek birds who dont normally wear standard uniform, looking cute in standard uniform" picture

What is this? An image for nanites?

>Do people actually find 7of9 hot?

I think "handsome" actually works better for Seven. Janeway, too.

>huge tits
>thin waist
>wide child bearing hips
>sexy lips
>very tight body with low body fat %

also that body suit was pretty much obscene but I'm not really complaining here

resistance is futile lmao

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Those goddamn tits and those goddamn lips

Sigh, here we go again

Ezri > T’Pol > 7of9 > Jadzia > Hoshi > Kira > Ro Laren > B'Elanna > Kes > Troi I guess > Crusher

Literally the sexiest thing in Trek ever.

Get your t-levels checked, cucknig. You might be a gay.

OP, try thinking about her (7 of 9) the next time your boyfriend puts his penis into your mouth.

Or just try some hot Romulan snatch.

>Get your t-levels checked, cucknig. You might be a gay.

American education, folks.

We all know how gay and how gushing with testosterone you are.

Crusher is better looking than Janeway.

How did private divorce papers get FOIAed? Was it just because he was a politician, or could anyone do that to anyone?

Not the best picture of the Romulan chick. She looks like she is in her 40's.

7of 9 is hot has hell, and this is coming from someone that usually doesn't go for her type.

Posting rare trekfu

It's fucking Chicago politics, the judge probably got a kickback from some democrat or owed some democrat some favour and they called it in. Or it could have been Obama(as suggested by ) all along.

I miss one piece swimsuits.

the vast majority of TV shows have a liberal slant, if I refused to like something because of that, there wouldn't be much for me to watch now would there?

cuck

What was the Dominions endgame? I can't actually remember.

Rare trekfus are best trekfus.

Bring order to the alpha quadrant

I thought there was more to it than that.

Nope, they were just melting space autists.

Shes cute. I don't get why some people dislike her.

I can agree on that.

The Founders are control freaks, any advanced civilization they don't rule over is considered a threat to be either conquered or destroyed

I really hate that female founder cunt. The changelings in general are all cunts.

because she replaced their waifu, the stupid bitch who left the series to be on some lame sitcom that everyone has long since forgotten about

Love that episode.

Star Trek is undeniably liberal and progressive, but there were some really weird and regressive scenes that stood out to me over the years:

>Trip votes for George W. Bush
>Shran says “pinkskins” but starts stuttering after noticing Mayweather
>T’pol explains to Archer the difference in IQ distributions between species
>Chekov tells Sulu that Russia should have conquered Japan like it conquered the Ukraine
>Kirk jokes with Scotty about Spock’s mother being a race-mixer
>Bones called Spock “Jew, Green blooded bastard”
>Tuvok walks on the bridge and Neelix makes money noises
>Chakotay was actually Armenian but pretended to be Indian for attention
>7 of 9 insists to Naomi Wildman that Barack Obama is actually not a valid American citizen
>Gowron calls Worf “a subklingon fucking targ”
>Worf enters Picard’s ready room without knocking and gets phasered
>Picards helps forcibly displace the Indians because of a treaty with the Cardassians
>Data tells Geordi that he’s just as beta as Barclay, but people take pity on him because he’s blind
>Nog shows Quark a picture of Gabriel Bell and Quark says "I'm not racist, but all hew-mons look alike to me."
>Dax tries to redpill Bashir by showing him the chart with all the Bajorans in top media positions
>Kira coaches Ziyal on how to milk the Occupation for maximum sympathy
>Soval uses the phrase “the eternal Ando”
>Weyoun jokes with the Breen that Damar drinks like he’s Tusken
>Bashir tells Ezri that he’s glad she’s “not a slut anymore”
>Sisko misgenders Jadzia
>Janeway says “we have to out-Ferengi the Ferengi”
>O’Brien complains that “petaQ” is just a word and it’s silly “only Klingons can say it”
>Admiral Ross tries to tell Sisko that a group of 5 Ferengi were arrested at Wolf 359 for filming the attack and dancing, but Starfleet Intelligence had them all released

that's why u still virgin. time to readjust settings

Jadzia was a pretty meh actor in all honesty. She supposed to be a bro tier character but her acting never conveyed that. I welcomed a replacement.

That sounds like the sort of thing that Avery would suggest.

I like Jadzia, but I certainly wasn't too broken up about her being replaced and yeah, Nicole de Boer is a better actress

>niggers

>everyone's behaviour is defined by their race

>every war in the future is fought on racial lines

>the electric jew no longer exists

Star Trek was red pilled.

the papers were released in california, but something seems suspicious

Even this foul creature may yet prove one day to be...of use to me.

>What the hell was whoever wrote that episode thinking?
they were probably thinking they might get shit for not acknowledging the racism that existed in the mid-20th century, and I can't really blame them. Plenty of period piece movies/shows are criticized for "ignoring social issues and the struggles of marginalized groups." If you make something that takes place in that time, many libtards expect some subplot about a nice black person who dindu nuffin trying to make a living in the evil white man's world

I believe DS9 even made a whole episode about that, "Far Beyond the Stars"

>electric jew

sure is Cred Forums in here.

I think Jadzia is okay but she ranks very low on my favorite DS9 charaters.

Is there an episode guide for Voyager? With all the shittalking there's gotta be a lot of pitfall episodes.

I realise Star Trek is leftist nonsense but I still love it. I like to think the Federation is wrong about a lot of things. It is also not as perfect as they like to think. Plenty of times I recognise it as being absolute trash but I can still enjoy it, most of all I enjoy the characters and the politics (DS9 was great for that). Leftists aren't capable of thinking like this which is why they reject everything with even the slightest hint of an idea that isn't compatible with their views.

She's not ugly at all but I wouldn't say she's attractive either.

just watch Bride of Choatica and call it a day

:^)

Better to be red pilled than to be blind.

Don't forget

>That episode where Sonny Clemonds asks the holodeck jizz mopper how much he gets paid, and after wringing the last load from his mop into his mouth, he replies that he does it for free

I always wanted to fuck Janeway, but especially in the Macrovirus episode.

>Not posting the official Cred Forums response .

The thing is, Trek represents a lot of facets of the political spectrum in different ways.
The Federation, in my mind is moderate leftism, with good intentions and its feet planted in reality.
The Borg is definitely more indicative of the mad leftism that exists today.
Cardassians are the best though.

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>I always wanted to fuck Janeway
Who hasn't

Would still bang.

>red pilled

A retard too, figures...

This is a meme answer anyway. Okay, so they discovered Warp 10 and should have just kept working on that while they set a course for the alpha quadrant, fine, correct, acknowledged. It doesn't really matter though because there are still plenty of great episodes after that.

They're yellow, and green if you know what I mean.

>it's a Garak episode

Literally just watched the episode where the Defiant gets fucked up fighting the two Jem'Hadar ships and she stood out.

Kira's cute as fuck when Sisko invites her to the baseball game at the end.

When has the moderate left ever been against interventionism?

no complaints here.

Can someone post the legit guide for VOY?

Ignorance is bliss I'M right?

As far as I am aware that is the only guide for Voyager. You are just going to have to wing it.

>ydoHXkC.jpg

Underrated post

I actually got it from the website listed at the bottom of the guide. I don't visit reddit m8.

>I can identify a reddit filenames but I swear you're the redditor
nice

Benjamin Sisko.

It's a wonder that the Federation is predominantly human when they openly welcome and accept the mixing of species.

Fuck off, degenerate.

>the Federation is predominantly human
It isn't, they just cheaped out on makeup for extras.

It's only Starfleet that's mostly human, not the Federation as a whole

>She looks like she is in her 40s

She was, in fact, forty. She was a senior Romulan Commander with three ships at her disposal, why should she be young?

I wonder if the Federation ever returned her or if she (and the Centurion and soldier they also captured) lived out her days a POW?

Remember that time chakotay visited pol

Many moons have passed since I last glimpsed this, upturned.

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Sometimes I don't get Dukat. He seems very reasonable and cooperative, always trying to get on with Sisko one minute then the next he is doing the complete opposite. What is his deal?

Do people actually find that last piece of Chef's pecan pie tasty?

Im going through Voyager and I just cant find it delicious. Maybe its the Janeway hairdo.

>It's an every Romulan and Vulcan since TOS has Spock hair episode

And was she supposed to be a negro?

Captain. I recommend we despatch a shuttle to pickup the ambassador immediately.

He's Lawful Good and only gets along with Sisko when Sisko has been laying off the marijunistic cannabinoids.

GOD DAMN IT MR WOOF I AM SICK

wait wut?

It's great to see based doc having a guest appearance on DS9. He was the only good character in Voyager.

But would you consider him joining the dominion Lawful Good? I thought that was fairly unreasonable seeing as the dominion are just cunts for the most part.

They were bringing law to the lawless

He's a cunning, vicious manipulator with no remorse but a set of principles that serve both himself and his people. He sees himself as the savior and natural leader of Cardassia, both to satisfy his own ego and hunger for power and because he genuinely loves his people and wants to see Cardassia becoming the hegemon in the Alpha Quadrant.

You might actually be gay, OP. Her body is incredible and she has a very, very beautiful face.

That's when he dropped the ball and Damar became the 2nd best Cardassian

>ywn drink kanar with damar

Why even live?

I don't think whoever created this character gets enough props for what is essentially the best fan service of all time. He took "Sexy Locutus Halloween Costume" and made it canon.

This makes a lot of sense. I think he is a great character. Him and Garak are my favorites.

Who's the best?

Underlying mental illness that blossomed after his daughter died. Doesn't help that he keeps fucking up everything either. The man is a galactic trainwreck.

The fact that you need to ask is borderline insulting amigo.

Just wanted to confirm it was Garak.

7/9 + 2
9/11

He made some dodgy decisions before the death of his daughter. I guess that would come under the fucking everything up part though.

Well who else?

Improbable Cause is one of the best shit got real episodes of all time.

To be honest I can't think of many other relevant Cardies. I just remember someone posting a list of top Cardies and literally who was listed above Damar as their top Cardie.

Aamin Maritza?

I'd bend her over those controls and fire my torpedo if you know what I mean.

I'm giving her all I've got captain!

Is that the one where Garak essentially tortures Odo half to death? That was pretty good.

Basically every named Cardassian is relevant

Jeri Ryan is such a sweet human being. Read her twitter, she is an angel

Yes it is. It's where that Romulan in turns out to be a Changeling

Threshold is not canon, a lot of VOY isn't canon.

Maritza? The filing clerk?

I imagine that she has borg implants in her vagina and asshole when I fap to her.

THE BUTCHER OF GALLITEP YOU FILTH

Reminder that her ass is directly responsible for Obama being President

Ezri is a lesbo. Dax is hotter. But Seven of Nine is hotter than Dax. Ro Laren? wtf.

When a lot of Trek outfits and makeup have aged pretty badly, how do Cardassians remain so aesthetic? They're timelessly awesome looking, especially Dukat.

He was an absolute nutcase. It was great. His actor is pretty damn good.

Most makeup in Star Trek isn't designed based on "wouldn't this be cool?" or "what would a lifeform that lived in an x environment look like?", it was "what's the budget for this?". Cardassians are a great exception, probably because they were only going to appear once when they were designed. The same was true of Klingons, they were done as cheaply as possible until the first movie.

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>hag faced tit goblin ruins an already shit show

I think Dukat looks so good as a Cardassian because he was the first one on screen. Some of the design was influenced by his features, the neck ridges especially.

>His actor is pretty damn good.
I loved him in 24, and a very similar role to Duet too.

Which season was that? The last one I watched Imhotep was the bad guy.

You must have watched it then because it's Season 2, he's the head of the NSA that was part of the plot to use a nuclear scare to get more power or budget or something. The president had him tortured and he confessed, then later they pretended he was just lying to stop them torturing him.

I liked him in little house on the prairie

*Dukat's actor played the first Cardassian on screen but he wasn't playing Dukat.

I vaguely remember it. It's been a while since I watched it.

>Janeway's head on 7 of 9's body

wow

More like 7/9 + 4/99 = 9/11

>I think Dukat looks so good as a Cardassian because he was the first one on screen.

Macet was the first. Also Alaimo, though.

What do we really know about Bolians anyway?

>The males carry the babies
>You don't want to use a toilet after them

This one here seems quite amused or impressed or aroused by Miles' Oirish brutality, are they like Klingons or something?

>Weyoun never got to know what's up with the Breens

Garak was the best character on ds9 desu

I went to a random episode generator a couple weeks ago, it gave me 3 garak episodes in a row. I felt like I won the lottery

Is there such a thing as a bad Garak episode?

Which ones?

The early ones where he's just randomly thirsty for Bashir's bp and whinging that Bajorans are being mean to him

The writers saw that fans loved him instead of hating him and so tried to make fans hate him by making him crazy.

>crazy

It's perfectly rational to get cosmetic surgery to look like a Bajoran so you can seduce and murder the space pope because Satan promised you magic powers.

What are you talking about

Maybe if they had him kill a well loved character for the good of Cardassia or whatever it would have come of less awkward than just giving him a mental disorder and expecting us to hate him.

postin my rare Qtpie trekfu
youtube.com/watch?v=M-W3M2aunSw

How could you hate this guy? He sacrificed himself to get rid of the nasty old hag ruining Bajor

>dat fucking suit and loafers

every time

stfu.

I guess they didn't know what kind of character they wanted him to be initially. I actually thought he was a pedo early on when he went up to that Cardassian kid that bit him.

When the focus was more put on him rather than Bashir's perception of him they got great.

I always hated that episode, I'm not sure why exactly but I think it was partially she was an awful actress, partially a waste of John Q Lancie, but mostly because it's like an anti-superhero episode, where Picard and Crusher are all like "how dare you be unique and special, you should be a boring bureaucrat like us".

he's a sociopath

Needs to show more neck ridges tbqh. They makes him look powerful.

Post your cryfu

I don't know the names and don't feel like searching through them. but as said there are no bad ones.

>I actually thought he was a pedo early on
I thought the same thing, Garak kept saying things like "what a thoughtful young man" to Bashir which made me think he was supposed to be much older.

But I should have figured that anyway since Bashir was straight out the academy but Garak had already spent decades as a spy.

this season had the best Kira hair

Jesus Christ the feels
youtube.com/watch?v=QO-k4vxw7rc

No season had her best hair, she didn't get it until later

You could be forgiven for thinking that about Garaks and Bashir's relationship. The actors apparently played them that like they were gay for each other.

Is that Morn on the far right?

Empok Nor is severely overrated

Worf's BDSM pet Garak is terrible too

It was strange to see Tony Todd like that. I'm used to him playing creepier characters.

wtf is that Molly on the left grown up ?

Everybody is user. However he's 10/10 in everything, including that episode on Andromeda

Yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=h7UoJnw659Y

He's starting to look like Odo even without makeup

that's a sad one but mine would have to be where molly goes thru a time portal

Damn, Nana Visitor is still looking fine.

This episode was genuinely great. I didn't cry but I loved the atmosphere and tone for the episode. Tony Todd was also amazing.

What are the best "sad" episodes in all of Star Trek?

odo played a race supremacist on a stargate sg-1 episode
and O'niell closed the iris killing him instead of letting him live to give them technology, pissed me off

She was hot enough for Stargate to try and shoehorn in a sexy alien woman to compete

>Worf's BDSM pet Garak is terrible too

I thought it was pretty funny, then again Garak is always great with comedic elements.

best Vulcan passing by

As with so many characters on any of the series', potentially an interesting character, but ultimately wasted for blah drama.

the inner light

That one hits a little too close to home since I lost my dad to cancer a couple years back. I watch it every once in a while when I feel I need to cry

>Worf's BDSM pet Garak is terrible too

That shouldn't count as a Garak episode.

Stargate always had a hot woman though? And stargate ripped off Farscape later, not star trek

Shame about the Spock cut.

>Anise was introduced as a means to combat the ratings climb achieved by Star Trek Voyager's introduction of a sexy female cast member, Seven of Nine (played by Jeri Ryan) a couple of years earlier. Peter DeLuise explained that after reviewing the ratings and determining that the series was performing fine as it was, the character of Anise was scrapped. Ironically, Vanessa Angel also auditioned for the role of Seven of Nine on Voyager, prior to Jeri Ryan accepting the role.

Oh, that's where my SG-1 boner girl came from. Makes sense.

But they added Claudia Black later, so my boner was ever pleased

which season is that?

i watched her in the short lived show "weird science" based on the movie before she was on stargate

man i wish i could get that show on dvd or BR, she was hot as fuck

>weird science
>hot chick
got my interest

Christina Ochoa is my science waifu right now

SG-1 had a lot of retarded moments during its run.

That's 4x17 Accession, that monk on the left was the guy who murdered someone in his order for having an unclean djara

youtube.com/watch?v=pHzvOe6ijnI

Normally im not into two dudes fucking but Garrak wanted that shit bad, and like I'm no expert, but after you take a barbed lizard dick up the ass once you'll probably realize you like it and want to do it again.

No homo.

Only the guy that played Garak did.

that episode was such shit, one of the worst of the entire show

O'Neill let thousands (possibly millions) of people die and squandered a chance to get ahold of technology that could protect Earth from the Goa'uld, all because they had a few things in common with Nazi Germany

He should have been court-martialed

The guy that played Bashir was a Muslim and he wasn't down with playing a gay dude.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xkp1_861NzU

>The guy that played Bashir was a Muslim

Don't be ridiculous, he was white

ya my face is the same face Carter made, so much different emotions combined but mostly "WTF we could have used that info"

There's every indication that kanar tasted like shit to all non Cardassians.

You didn't realize he was a Muslim? His real name is Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi and I'm not even making that up.

> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Siddig

...

>Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi
>born in Sudan
>white

Bashir comes of as pretty camp in general. Are you sure?

As I've heard it the real reason that they didn't go in that direction was because it would not have been a popular move in the 90's.

Well then.....

I'll show myself out

This is entirely possible. The backed out of keeping Jadzia a dyke for that very reason.

It's not like gays on TV were popular in the 90s or anything... oh wait Will & Grace was huge back then.

>It's not like gays on TV were popular in the 90s or anything

Not amongst scifi nerds. Unless they were sexy lesbians

Even then it was a risky move. I think there were a lot of complaints about Jadzia kissing a woman.

only the first season-and-a-half aired in the nineties, and it's a sitcom not a sci-fi series

He comes off as pretty camp because he was furious about them deciding Bashir was secretly genetically modified and trying to turn him into a new Data character and did everything he could to sabotage tham as an actor.

> trekmovie.com/2010/05/06/alexander-siddig-reveals-anger-over-changes-to-bashir-character-on-ds9/

It might be dependent on time-slot and network. That still factors in today.

Im like 90% sure that there is nothing in the Quran about getting your dick sucked by an alien of the same gender being haram.

I'm not really fond of the genetic engineering thing myself. It undermines everything his character accomplished before then.

Is she physically capable of putting it on?

Pot calling the kettle black here!
How many oxymorons can you fit into a single statement?

>It undermines everything his character accomplished before then

Also the fact that he came second in the academy and felt self conscious for years as a result was kind of odd consdiering he was a super genius the entire time

The only Arab guy worth watching on tv is Aladdin

Aladdin doesnt have nipples and it freaks me out.

I guess it was just shitty writing then. They are very inconsistent with it that they should have never brought it up in the first place.

>Troi

To me it makes more sense, because its heavily implied that he purposefully made the mistake, even before you find out he was genetically engineered. Him trying to hide that makes perfect sense.

The more I look at it the more it scares me.

isn't it implied that he came in second on purpose and only pretended to be upset about it?

I don't remember this episode

>and only pretended to be upset about it?

then why spend an entire fucking episode on it when the woman who came first didn't even remember him?

That's insane, unless he's some sort of sociopath intentionally telling people stories in order to appear to have emotions that he just doesn't (when we know that he actually does have feelings)

How dare you talk shit about my Kes sir. You can talk shit all you want about the Dax, but i will not hear something untowards said about my Kes . Good day sir!

It's time to move on lads

Steadily nearing the end of DS9.
Is Voyager really that bad? Is it at least suitable as background noise on secondary monitor while I do shit on my main monitor?

>Is Voyager really that bad?
Yes

>Is it at least suitable as background noise on secondary monitor while I do shit on my main monitor?
Yes

Indeed.

You gotta love Dukat. Even when he is on the wrong side he is pretty reasonable.

Is the guy in the middle Icheb or some random fan?

Random fan / guy apparently stopping Tuvok from raping the cameraman

>Is Voyager really that bad?
No, but anons on Cred Forums who have come here from other more mainstream sites in recent years will tell you that it is. The reality is that its a pretty comfy ride.

that feel when odo isnt cutting it and they turn bashir into data/spock 3.0

I hope one day I can be as happy as Tim Russ when he does anything even remotely Star Trek related.

Alexander Siddig is fantastic in every role i've seen him in

Does anybody else think Kira is a bit of a cunt? She is just a bitch 24/7.

Friendly reminder that Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.

Why'd they do it so late in the show as well? There was no point in it.

Every role except Bashir-possesed-by-Vantika in The Passenger

My favourite of his was Spooks.

Voyager is pretty shitty, for every decent episode there are two bad ones, the characterization is wildly inconsistent, and the way they squandered such a great premise and just ape TNG is maddening.

But if you're desperate for more Trek it's watchable

>Janeway
Kinda cool when she's being a genocidal cunt, not so much when they focus episodes on her

>Chakotay
For a former officer who defected to become an anti-Federation terrorist, he becomes a smug asshat who pulls rank really quickly

>Torres
Whiny cunt

>Kim
Whiny cunt

>Paris
Just generally an unlikable ballsack of a person

>The Doctor
Funny when he's being a sarcastic asshole, like Janeway episodes focussing on him suck

>Seven
Deanna Troi-tier

It's not unwatchable, but the characters are shit and the storylines are boring for the most part

...did you miss the post or are you a retarded sperg?

Doc is great. Him, Bones and Bashir are the the best doctors.

1) Bones
2) Bashir
3) El Doctor
4) Crusher
5) ...?

Rank science officers

0)

Every time

There was the Phlox from enterprise as well. I would probably rank the same as you. Bones is the original and the best. I doubt they will top him.

Polaski would be 3.5 I guess

it sucks cause they don't seem to know what do do with any character besides 7 of 9 and the doctor. but the great thing about that is they are both great actors and characters and do amazing stuff. it just sucks that most of the other characters get sidelined

Shit, I knew I was forgetting someone

1) Spock
2) Data
3) Dax
4) Did Voyager have a science officer...? Was that one of the minnows? Can't remember.5
5) Can't be bothered to look it up

chief medical office Gowron here

I must report that Ensign Crusher was screaming in pain and thrashing about, so I strapped him to the table and cut out his tongue. Crisis averted.

it's kinda unfair cause the doctor roll has always been the best cast

>bones
>Doctor
>Phlox
>Bashir
>Crusher

and I love Crusher...

>Did Voyager have a science officer...?
7 of 9 filled that role iirc

Well Picard was a Science officer in that one episode.

And T'Pol was Enterprise's sexy science officer

>7 of 9 filled that role iirc
Before her it was Janeway, she was the science officer in her previous assignment, this was her first time as Captain. Early on she was always going down to engineering and coming up with the sciency plans to save the ship

So that's where getting women into STEM fields leads - Janeway

The horror

No, Troi is worse. Episodes that focus on her are completely impossible to watch.

1T'Pol
2 7 of 9
3 Dax
4 data
5 spock

also ranked by fuckablility

Shes outrageously hot. Are you gay?

helmsman Gowron here

We encountered an unknown ship so I raised shields and rammed it like I do Martok's wife until it exploded. Crisis averted

the two chicks that got pregnant i think.
not counting janeway.

Kek

Is Spock not the Commander/1st Liutenant?

>by fuckability
>spock is not 1st

You fucking homo

>t. pol
Were they implying Vulcans were future Nazis? Did Cred Forums autism reach a powerlevel that essentially turned them into a different species?

I'd fuck Jolene Blalok right in the pussy if you catch my drift

Spock was the science officer, commander and first officer all in one.

>I'd fuck Jolene Blalok right in the pussy if you catch my drift

Even after Teal'C had been there?

Chief Strategic Officer Gowron here

We encountered an asteroid field and, on mr Worf son of Mogh's recommendation I launched a full spread of torpedoes turning them into stardust. Crisis averted

indeed

Especially after

Star Trek is undeniably liberal and progressive, but there were some really weird and regressive scenes that stood out to me over the years:

>Trip votes for George W. Bush
>Shran says “pinkskins” but starts stuttering after noticing Mayweather
>T’pol explains to Archer the difference in IQ distributions between species
>Chekov tells Sulu that Russia should have conquered Japan like it conquered the Ukraine
>Kirk jokes with Scotty about Spock’s mother being a race-mixer
>Bones called Spock “Jew, Green blooded bastard”
>Tuvok walks on the bridge and Neelix makes money noises
>Chakotay was actually Armenian but pretended to be Indian for attention
>7 of 9 insists to Naomi Wildman that Barack Obama is actually not a valid American citizen
>Gowron calls Worf “a subklingon fucking targ”
>Worf enters Picard’s ready room without knocking and gets phasered
>Picards helps forcibly displace the Indians because of a treaty with the Cardassians
>Data tells Geordi that he’s just as beta as Barclay, but people take pity on him because he’s blind
>Nog shows Quark a picture of Gabriel Bell and Quark says "I'm not racist, but all hew-mons look alike to me."
>Dax tries to redpill Bashir by showing him the chart with all the Bajorans in top media positions
>Kira coaches Ziyal on how to milk the Occupation for maximum sympathy
>Soval uses the phrase “the eternal Ando”
>Weyoun jokes with the Breen that Damar drinks like he’s Tusken
>Bashir tells Ezri that he’s glad she’s “not a slut anymore”
>Sisko misgenders Jadzia
>Janeway says “we have to out-Ferengi the Ferengi”
>O’Brien complains that “petaQ” is just a word and it’s silly “only Klingons can say it”
>Admiral Ross tries to tell Sisko that a group of 5 Ferengi were arrested at Wolf 359 for filming the attack and dancing, but Starfleet Intelligence had them all released
>Bones mentions that Captain Pike is unfit for Starfleet duty and gets relieved of command next week

no, the one where she's a romulan was good

Wanted to slip in a gs4gp but this thread is too active in its death throes

Oh well