ITT: Actors that fucked up consistently throughout their careers

ITT: Actors that fucked up consistently throughout their careers

Sean Connery is, and always was, a fucking retard.

>He turned down playing Gandalf and Morpheus plus doing an Apple commercial when they were first starting with huge back end deals and stock options that would have made him a billionaire because he "didn't understand them".
>He walked away from the Bond franchise and took the lead in Zardoz to try and reclaim his fame.
>His final film is a PS1-tier animated film that bombed
>After turning down Morpheus and Gandalf, he decided to agree to some the next Hollywood film, which turned out to be The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It bombed.

Now he sits around shitting his pants in a mid level nursing facility begging his black male caretaker that rapes him to take him outside so he can shit his pants in the fresh air.

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Shia LaBeouf fucked up pretty good

>Now he sits around shitting his pants in a mid level nursing facility begging his black male caretaker that rapes him to take him outside so he can shit his pants in the fresh air.

I think he's fine, user.

He made a few shit movies but he's better and more successful that you'll ever be faggot.

I was in the pictures you know

smells like somebody needs a new nappy, come on Mr. Connery, let's get you cleaned up

I liked The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

i swear anyone says anything bad about ( first knight) they will get a boot to the dick

He seems fine.

dude is a knight and got to be Bond

you could do far worse

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>"And then they shaid I've got Alzheimer's. Can you believe it? I think I would remember that,"

>He turned down playing Gandalf

Jesus we dodged a bullet.

grampa-core

> that Barbara Walters interview wear he defends slapping women around when they get out of hand. Good stuff

If he didn't understand Gandalf, then he would have made a shitty Gandalf, if Gandalf is shitty nobody cares for LotR, if nobody cares for LotR it would have have done far less well

Ian McKellen as Gandalf is one of the best cast roles in recent history, along with Vigo for Aragorn.

The Matrix is a shitty movie, cool idea with nice part one that is only held together in part two and three by the awesomeness that is Hugo Weaving.

Apple is a cunt company that makes hardware for cunts, has a holier than thou attitude ll whilst being one of the biggest exploiters of legalized child labour, did I say child labour? Sorry, I meant workcamps that make the lolocaust look like a stay in a holiday resort.

All in all he might have missed out on some money, but kept his integrity, and with a networth of ~300million and a knighthood under his belt i am confident he cares far more about the latter than the former.

TL;DR
Get fucked jelly cunt

34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.

THE GUN, IS GOOD

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LoTR's casting director is a beast senpai.

Brad's been through some stuff, but he does look like he's doing pretty ok there.

LoTR and Black Hawk Down are my two go to examples for amazing casting.

Especially BHD, like half the cast went on to be household names within the next 5 or 6 years.

Robert De Niro

why? he's doing better than ever

Yeah fuck him for not having foresight like we do.

>thoughout their careers
>mistakes are all at the very end of it except Zardoz, which he reinvented himself after as Old Connery in a bunch of 80's movies.

Yeah when he did rocky and bullwinkle i was like huh.... And he's made nothing but shit movies since...

He's James Bond, rich, and can fuck anyone he wants even at his age. Oh yeah, he's also an immortal Highlander and Indiana Jones' dad.

Get fucked, OP.

He was really good in The Name of the Rose.

>tfw when also see prime Christian Slater buck some nasty ass gypsy girl

He also wants Scotland to leave the UK and wrote a retarded book about being Scottish.

He's a pleb, but a successful pleb.

I feel like De Niro actively went out of his way in his older to age to try and say "I do not give a fuck anymore."

>nursing facility
IT'S A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY!

> Sir Sean, when will you arrive at Wimbledon?
> Tenish

did you try and reply to the jar jar thread?

How is he fucking up when he would have been a terrible Gandalf?

He's doin fine