I am designed to exceed human capacity, both mentally and physically

EARL GREY, NICE AND HOT

>ay lil nigga u in da wrong quadrant
>best be wearin red in here nigga aint no bardassian shit in here bruh

Prune, juice, cold

Daily reminder that an android would never be able to please a woman like me.

please seed my wife

>OI WAS ROIT HARNY WOTCHIN CAKEHOLE GIT SPETROASTED BY DA CAPN AND WARF OI WAS

>I am fully functional and programmed with a wide variety of techniques.

Consider it done

transporter chief Gowron here

Ensign Crusher kept asking me questions about how the fine art of disintegrating your enemies so I dematerialized him into atoms and used them as fuel for my Risa/Battle of Klach D'kel Brakt fetish holoprogram. Crisis averted

>Computer, run holodeck simulation klingon-betazoid rape porn

Torpedos

Full, and spread

>I love you my little sweeting but I swear to my Talaxian god that if you so much as ever speak to another man I'll give you a fucking clitorectomy do you understand me?
>...
>DO YOU BITCH
>...yes neelix...
>I love you sweeting.

Rape squad, meet me in transporter room 1

Klingons will never recover from this.

youtube.com/watch?v=OKQDRxs5Nzk

Why did his mullet not translate over when he went Bajoran?

>be Bashir
>freshly rimmed out by ezri you go for a stroll
>"Bashir please report to cargo bay 3"
>the fucking retard squad has shown up
>"YAY OUR FRIEND BASHIR"
>have to spend at least a weak humoring these failed mutants when you and Miles could be flying with the dambusters instead

how short do you have to be to use that conference couch?

They're pretty fun, really.

How is Enterprise? I know it get's a bad rep but I rather liked Scott Bakula in Quantum Leap and it looked pretty comfy.

>bardassian

Every Startrek series is actually really good except for the original one.

Why is that one bitch always laying down? Is she trying to be sexy or some shit?

That's good to know. Does it get a decent ending. I heard it was cut shorter than it was intended to.

I vape because it feels like sucking data's dick.

>Every Startrek series is actually really good except for the original one
You have to be 18 to post on Cred Forums.

First 2 seasons are the adventures of Captain Optimism in Space, it has your standart type of episodes that somehow feel shorter than they actually are, not bad. 3rd season is their version of the last 2 seasons of DS9, all episodes are just one long war with alien UN, gets boring fast if you binge it. 4th season went full prequel/fan servise and was good. Series finale rather bad.

WE ON WAY

Nigga, after watching Inner Light and The Visitor you have no clue how much I needed a kek.

That's a stupid question.

the guy in the middle constantly screws her when bashir leaves.

i wonder what data's cum tastes like

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Shame about the ending. Sounds like it's worth a watch though. Thank you.

is it pus-yellow like his tears, do you think?

It is, and if you somehow managed not to spoil the last episode for yourself it is worth watching at least the opening scene of it.

I know next to nothing about Eneterprise except that it takes place before the original series.

I bet it sprays like a goddamned fire hose.

>it's a "Janeway gets away with murder" episode

I just want some of Data's "chemical nutrients" if you know what I mean

Is this the only time she outright murders someone? People make her out to be a mad war criminal.

Avoid ST threads then, again th episode itself is rather bad and 2 parter that was right before it looks more like a proper finale, but fuck if you don't spoil it the first scene of the finale will give you goosebumps.

I feel the need to watch some ST feels episodes. Post'em if you got'em.

I have been in a few ST threads and I still know very little about the show or the ending. Enterprise is not often brought up. DS9 seems to be the most popular one to discuss.

The Visitor but I bet you were already planning on that one.

The screen is from the episode. It's when Sisko sees old Jake again and smiles as he's seeing his boy again, old as he is. Breaks my heart. I need something else. No, not Inner Light either, seen it already.

I've grown quite fond of General Martok. He seems like a very honorable Klingon without being a brute. He was a cunt before but I guess it was a changeling at that point.

Martok was a bro.

commander I recommend

she violates peoples space constantly then shoots back. shes a jerk.

how many tng episodes does picard splerg out about borders?

She was perfectly willing to torture Starfleet personnel to death in Equinox. Chakotay stopped her and she relieved him of duty.

DS9 is the favorite here because we like to root for underdogs. TOS is beloved by normies, TNG is beloved by normies, but DS9, VOY and ENT are total unknowns outside our little nerd enclave. And of those three, DS9 is the best.

>I am designed to have FAITH... OF THE HEART! I'M GOING WHERE MUH HEART WILL TAKE ME! I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOUL, AND NO-ONE'S GONNA BEND OR BREAK ME! I CAN REACH ANY STAR...

D U E T
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Shut up Worf! Drink your prune juice

That fucking season 3 travesty...

>it's a Man in the Glass Booth episode

Except that the original series is actually the best one.

>inb4 it's bad because it's old

People's reasons for hating ENT are always bullshit.

>implying you didn't like the remix of the intro song

youtube.com/watch?v=urYH6xEyXw0#t=9s

daily reminder that Gul Darhe'el did nothing wrong

>tfw Data was the beta

I'd like for women to be this upfront with it, sure ill show you whatever youd like, for science ofc

I'm perfectly fine with this song after a few times hearing it!

DS9 is in a sense the black sheep of the series with it taking place on a space station instead of a ship that travels throughout the galaxy. It's probably why it stands on it's own so well. It comes of as more unique.

she was simply handing him over to the ayylmaos authorities.

He seems to think that he did.

How long to Cardassians live on average? There are very few ones with grey hair. Even Garak's dear old dad didn't have grey hair and Garak isn't exactly young himself.

>watch DS9 in 2009/2010
>again in 2013
>again in 2015
I really want to watch it again lads, maybe I should skip some episodes this time.

FULLY. FUNCTIONAL.

its bad because its primitive and not very thoughtful and the main crew just goes around fighting gods and aliens every episode and also its super sexist

the worst voyager episode is better than the best original star trek

>ITT: We count lights.

How does he do it, Cred Forums?

Prune Juice

>Prune Juice

Chilled, you shitlord.

>pruned jews

What did he mean by this?

That's just a fancy slang term for circumcision

Do it, it's literally the last great star trek

>and also its super sexist

Maybe wait a few months. Then it will be time.

>super sexist

canadian?

Did you guys know he has his own fucking jet that he flies for fun? I'm very upset that we aren't getting Captain Worf.

I'm glad someone got that

Do you think these niggas are Keeping Up with the Kardassians?

Shouldn't have gotten that guy killed going back for Jadzia then.

It would be more impressive if he piloted an actual Klingon Bird of Prey or a Vorcha Class Destroyer.

I guess it kinda tastes like the smell when you walk into an electronics store.

Who said Worf had to Captain a Federation ship? He has so much swag in the Klingon Empire that he could captain a Klingon ship.

They should make a new ST series but only from the Klingon's perspective. It should have Worf, Alexander, Martok, and whatever other Klingons they could muster.

NASA shouldn't be given a budget if their primary objective isn't to build a Bird of Prey tbqh.

>Alexander
On the other hand, perhaps it is a good thing there isn't a Captain Worf series.

The song was great and really set the tone for the show. Too bad they fucked up the arrangement in the later seasons.

There are 4 lights

that sounds like a concept only the trekkies would bother watching.

I would like a series still set in the future with a new crew. It would be cool if they could bring the best elements from the various series.
>exploration/variety of TNG
>characterisation of DS9
>the humanity and less techno babble of TOS

Who will play Data in the JJ TNG reboot?

>JJ TNG reboot?

Oh god no

Cpt Picard - Tom Hardy
Cmdr Riker - Zac Efron
Troi - ?
Cmdr Data - Joseph Gordon Levitt
Lt Worf - ?
Lt LaForge - ?
Dr Crusher - Bryce Dallas Howard
Guinan - Leslie Jones

Efron's a manlet, he's not fit to be Riker.

>Cmdr Data - Joseph Gordon Levitt
I can kinda imagine it.

Computer, create one thousand perfect copies of Frederick the Great.

Yes. Part of her problem is that she assumes everyone is attracted to her. Its how her narcissism manifests.

bio-lubricant.

Several writers couldn't agree on her characterization.
Sometimes she's a "anything to get home" moral relativist, a genius mary-sue, a wiley maverick ect.

Taken as a whole, she'll break every rule in the book one episode and come down hard on another member of her crew for something minor in the next. So she ends up coming off as a manic psychopath.

She was best as a hardass maverick

How about James Franco then?

meant

Worf would be Idris Elba of course

OH SHIT DUH

Alternatively maybe Tom Hiddleston?

explain pls

He would also play LaForge and any other black male characters.

He already played a main bad guy in last abrams movie.

He'd be under a bunch of makeup so it's fine, trek reuses actors all the time.

Been ages since seen Voyager, feeling the urge to watch an episode. What's a good one that has "hardass maverick" Janeway?

What species in Star Trek has the best tasting sperm? Asking for a friend.

Tribbles

Vulcans due to their vegetarian diet

Fucking a tribble would be like eating out a femalr porn star in the 1970s

stop trying to be one of us go away

Whats with captains having a vulcan sidekick/2nd in command?

well Spock made them a fan favourite.

there also a founding member of the federations along with humanity, makes sense.

I always thought he was the best black person (alien or human) the franchise ever had

Vulcan race is pretty smart, I'm surprised there are not more Vulcan captains.

>I am designed to exceed human capacity, both mentally and physically.
>I am designed
And this is why the Terminator and the Matrix have retarded premises. Machines are not just going to up and try to enslave/destroy humanity. Someone has to design and build them that way.

ds9 episode where they play baseball do you know it ?

there could be, we just follow the human ones

or perhaps as seen in ENT/TOS that they are more inclined to the science academy. I liked that world building in ENT, Vulcans were more advanced but lacked the thirst for exploration.

How do I become one of you? I want to be part of your world.

This scene is good, in context she has been having her brain experimented on for days on end, but she is still batshit

youtube.com/watch?v=sSp9geqULuY

>FUCKING POLES REEEEEEEEEEEE

What did Frederick mean by this?

>There is no greater enemy than one's own fears.

>I am designed to exceed human capacity, both autisticly and physically.

Terry Crews would be a good fit for Worf.

The exact same thing happened to O'Brien and Bashir told him just to forget about it.

At least get the quote right if you're going to impersonate me.

The reason the intro music sounds different is because UPN increased the playback speed of season 2 by 5%, season 3 by 10%, and season 4 by 15%, all in order to put more ridiculous, hawking commercials into the hour, as if the show wasn't already rendered hard to watch by the excessive number of ads they squeezed into season 1.

>The reason the intro music sounds different is because UPN increased the playback speed
Nope, they actually changed the song on purpose.

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This was shit, as are all aspects of the JJ verse.

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>my constant, my alien north star

>Crossing DS9 with JJ verse

I didn't even know this existed. How is it?

Awful. All the characters have no reason to be in the places/positions that they are, and it ends with Q becoming a Prophet.

>> I am fully functional and programmed with the entire Urban Dictionary.

But Q is easily more powerful than the Prophets. That doesn't make any sense.

Exactly

For one, stop being a fucking degenerate

And the answer is obviously the trill

>I am designed to exceed human capacity, both mentally and physically.

>spends every waking hour jerking off because he can

Commander, tell me about your flight plan.

God damn, a man would kek at anything after that.

Why do people like The Visitor? Did you have good relationships with your fathers or something?

Luke, did I ever tell you about the time Ensign Harry Kim was sucked out into the void of space through a hull breach? It's likely he spent about a long 20 seconds drifting through dead space, experiencing abject terror as he realized he had truly met his end. Luckily a duplicate came on board so there was no need to mourn his passing. He was a good friend.

Nope. The playback of the 2nd-4th seasons was, in fact, accelerated, and it is accelerated on the dvd releases as well.

This is readily apparent to anyone with an ear for sound.. If you have the series, it's quite easy to test it yourself. Play it with VLC, with the playback speed of .96 for the second season, .89-.92 for the third, and .85 for the fourth. You will find that the tempo of the action and dialog is far more natural.

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Youre a fucking hologram how do you touch shit

What's with interlopers using the n-word in these threads? You stick out like a sore thumb, guys!

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Donald Glover as Geordi

The Romulan ship has sustained heavy damage!

Reporting in! Are we beaming down to the planet of children?

He's an android

He didn't kill all bajorans when he had the chance.