"hey there, beautiful"

>"hey there, beautiful"
What did he mean by this?

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was he joking or was he really that insane?

IM DA JOKAH BAYBEEE

lmao!

Could he have been making a joke?

Her nose scares me more than his scars

You can't handle the joke.

Well they dont call him the joker for nothing

someone posted a boob webm of Maggie Gyllenhaal

they were such disgusting tits

He was talking to his knife.

Ever since a friend of mine said she looks like Droopy Dog I can't Unsee it
She's hideous

>implying she isn't a qt patootie

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maggie is a qt and I will fight anyone who says otherwise

He meant "Maggie Gyllenhal is an attractive lady and anyone that can't see that is literaly homosexual."

He's referencing how she's set to play a porn star in the new HBO series The Deuce by David Simon

Clearly the line had been written before the part of Rachel was recast.

fuck, this still makes me laugh every time

My ex looks like Maggie

>mfw I was bored and watched this movie again
>had to stop because Maggie is so fugly
>realize Emily Blunt or Rachel McAdams could have replaced Katie Holmes


WAKE ME THE FUCK UP!

DAMN, MAGGIE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?

She's so ugly that I'd rather fuck her brother

God must really hate her if Jake got all the beauty goo from their parents.

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Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.

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>I had a wife
>Who gambled with shAWRKs
what did he mean by this

Yeah, her boobs are weird looking.

She was quite good in Secretary though, but then I don't remember her getting naked in that. Or maybe I just blocked it out.

WHAT THE FUCK

Hate to break it to you but this is what real people look like without makeup.

Never rub another mans rhubarb

HEHEHEHEHEHE

>You must be Harvey's squishy

>bags under the eyes prolly from getting up early
>weird facial expression because blowing/slurping soup
>39 years old
average qt milf tbqhwyfam

Me on the left

He's joking

The only thing he did as "The Joker" desu

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>CUUUT! Heath, you forgot to say "well hello beautiful" again!

what movie?

Hnnnnnnng

OK Jake

now in kino

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>Implying Jake does not make 80% of these threads