Delivery driver and a secretary

Carrie was top boner-tier at the start of the show.

they couldn't afford it, there were at least 2 episodes about refinancing their mortgage

one was where he stapled himself in the balls

Non-american here. Are these kind of series jews playing whites and isnt that awkward and unrealistic? Or are all sitcoms about jewish families and isnt that awkward as well?

>Characters living beyond their means

You've pretty much described like 90% of tv shows ever.

They're not Jewish. None of the main characters are as far as I remember. I've watched the shit out of this show, I feel like it's criminally underrated. Super comfy and has some legitimately hilarious scenes with Arthur and Doug. Surprised it doesn't get more love, especially with how smokin' hot Carrie is at times.

Arthur is a kike.

New York is mostly Jews, Italians, blacks, and then Johnny Quest-type ethnicities.

Jews are 20% of the population of New York City. And people outside of New York have no idea that Jews are like 2% or less of the US population.
When I went to New York a Jewish colleague was upset because he got a Christmas card from some Chinese woman. I had to explain to him that for her, there was a 98% chance of him not being Jewish. And that also for Asians Christmas isn't a religious holiday. He honestly thought America was about a quarter Jewish.

But Jews playing Anglo-Americans is just something Americans accept, and not really think about. Unless its a period piece in which case they usually go for a British/Common Wealth actor because there's so few in Hollywood.

hes not, theres a episode where hes in a hospital with a jewish name and hes scared that the kikes will circumcise him

I don't know if it's underrated, I think it was pretty popular while it was airing. Definitely in my top 5 sitcoms

isn't he ben stillers dad? jewish as fuck

he can play Italian.

Ah new york having 20% jews makes the sitcoms make a lot more sense. I thought they were way overrepresented in them.

It would blow your little millenial mind how cheap things were before liberals fucked everything up.

>Characters living beyond their means

You've pretty much described like 90% Americans.

It's in the OP you fucking retarded animal

>jews playing whites and isnt that awkward and unrealistic

Actually not everyone can be a secretary at a law firm, you need a 3 year degree, usually it's a job for law students

Lel. That's some profound lack of understanding for what it takes to work as a secretary.
It's not just answering phones breh. You need to have some clue as to what the fuck is happening at the business.

>"oh cool a King of Queens thread"
>it's ANOTHER Cred Forums thread

You have your own board

My sister is a secretary for a doctor at private clinic. She doesn't know shit about medicine and didn't even go to community college.

How is this a Cred Forums thread?
There's some conversation about the Jewish makeup of New York which was a legit question.

Try not to get so triggered, or go back.

That's because doctors have nurses to do what a secretary would be doing for a law firm.

Lawyers have paralegals.

Yeah doctors secretarys aren't nurses, just regular secretarys.
A lawyers secretary is kind of his nurse, she needs to know a lot of law shit and needs especial shit to go into some places to get information and sign shit

She was studying to become a paralegal and became one during the show.

Look half the plot of the show was that she fell short of a law degree and was doing secretary work and felt ashamed of it because she wanted to be a real lawyer

>user doesn't know what a paralegal is

Carrie emphatically was just a secretary and not a paralegal.

>user can't follow a comment chain
Literally two posts above you, gaylord.

Reminder Deacon did nothing wrong

Had a gay kid

I thought Carrie worked for a real prestige law firm. Doug just weaseled his way into a delivery business and somehow got hired. He's the fat fuck NEET who scored big time.

>"plot" hole
>describes premise

Wow, most of you really are retarded.

If I remember Arthur accidentally burned his house down so Carrie let him stay at their place which Doug didn't want. Eventually they work something out to let Arthur live in the basement.

This.

This.

This.

Correct.

I liked how they started getting more and more hateful towards each other and the finale dealt with that

Who would bet the Arthur in a Bane and CIA remake of KOQ?

MY EYES ARE GETTING WEARY. MY MASK IS GETTING TIGHT, SITTING HERE IN TRAFFIC ON THE CIA FLIGHT TONIGHT! CAUSE BABY ALL I WANNA DO, IS CRASH THIS PLANE AND DRIVE RIGHT HOME TO YOU

that time he convinced Doug to go to Atlantic City, only to tell Kelly so Carrie would find out

heheheheheheheheheh bane? xD foru ciabill

>spence got to play with her massive tits

Who hype for /kevincanwait/?

holly was qt

heard it was shit

It was pretty funny and messed up about what happen to her in the finale.

>kevincanwait

They REALLY REALLY fucked up by not making the daughter the hottest possible jailbait they could find

The show will fail for this reason.

I am disappoint

they live in a fucking suburb in queens, not in manhattan

it's not that hard to believe

They're boomers. This generation was literally gift wrapped an easy life.

Yeah, come to think of it, Deacon was a bad friend.

This, you could pack groceries into paperbags for a living yet somehow afford a two story house, a car and support a family of 6.

>ywn be friends with Doug and eat massive amounts of food with him at his house and try to stare at Carrie's ass without getting caught

Had a Jewish friend in Florida, didn't know Jews being cheap, having big noses, complaining were Jewish stereotypes, yet he did all of them. Cue our mutual Hispanic friend (he shared an apt with him at the time) telling him he's the epitome of a jew. Called him a kike all the time. He even bought that book A Practical Guide to Racism to show him things from it. The Jewish friend didn't really care probably because a) he didn't have a choice and b) he was rich.

im honestly surprised that king of queens is never mentioned on Cred Forums

epic story redpilled

>Implying MY EYES ARE GETTING WEARY threads aren't a daily occurance

Welcome to Cred Forums newfriend

>King of Queens premiered almost 20 years ago

This desu.... Those sexy midriff shirts and her perfect, ripe tits. God she was hot. Chug miller lites and get drunk and watch football with a huge deli spread kickin' it with Doug as Arthur somehow continually mispronounces your name because it reminds him of an old buddy he used to strangle cats with or something equally ridiculous.

...

for you

Rachel Dratch is like a failed clone version of Rachel Bloom

How do you think Carry would be in bed? Always saw her as being incredibly dominant and needing to take the everyday office work stress out on you in the bedroom type of woman.

I think she'd be kind of a bore desu. Like she enjoys sex but the sex isn't anything crazy

Whew lad.

I think she'd swing between both dominant and submissive. Rough day at work, prepare to get thrown down and dominated by Carrie. Arthur pisses off Doug, she'll seduce you sweetly and let you do fucking anything to her since she doesn't want Dough thinking about how much he wants to boot her out of the house.

She would look amazing covered in cum though. Dangit... Tent has been pitched.

post pregnancy carrie >> walking skeleton carrie

>still no king of queens porn parody

this hurts man

Reminder hottest girl was the black stewardess Deacon nearly fucked.

>Deacon's bitch wife was allowed to fuck a dentist but Deacon couldn't bring himself to fuck a legit 10/10 Goddess
Poor fucker

>tfw deacon was cockblocked from banging the flight attendant even though Kelly slept with some doc

Kelly was cunt desu

Superior new waifu coming through

Parents bought the house as a wedding gift I believe

...

Dude that stewardess was legitimately one of the sexiest women I have ever fucking seen. I can't believe I haven't seen her in more stuff. Her face, body, everything was Athena-esque.

Gonna go fap to that chick now.

These.

DUDE! UPS delivery drivers make 60k a year starting out. After about 10 years, you'll be at 100k. Delivery drivers make fucking bank.

Judith Shekoni. She actually looked hotter in that KoQ episodes than her images online....

>is deacon the only genuine likable black character on television show?

i feel like every black actor has to play a stereotype to be liked.

handbra. my only complaint is she has a high hairline. meh. Beautiful body though.

She looks like a fucking monster

I DONT CARE CAUSE ALL I WANNA DOOOOOOO

she was a paralegal. Literally community college associates degree tier. law students clerk, which is different

>We both thought of the really hot stewardess at the same time nearly
Great minds think alike user, great minds.

I still would

The more I look at her, the more she does.... She looked great in KoQ. Why the fuck does she look so bad in all her glamour shots and shit?

You're only allowed a threesome with two KOQ girls, who do you pick? I'd go with Margy and the hot Stewardess but Holly is also a good choice.

SAY MY NAME

Wasted opportunity to reference KOQ on Breaking Bad.

She was so cute

she was incredibly hot. look up her pics

Even Carrie told him he should fuck her.