MR Robot thread

She's hot but she honestly looks like a science experiment or something. Like a mad scientist was trying to craft the perfect woman

Post pictures of BEST SWEDE

pleb

Mr robot is really well directed. All the actors are directed so they are used to their full potential

I hope tyrell is real

she is an ethereal beauty

Season 3 should just have Elliot try his best to be a normie for the first episode

DUDE LOWER QUADRANT FRAMING LMAO

Holy shit

Pure kino desu

domo arigato mr reddito

Don't you have some bombs to make Abub-al-Sawarim?

Goddamn it fucking this, It's too much, it becomes very distracting after awhile.

holy fuck they're all ugly

This image is very funny

Does Sam Esmail have a thing for people who look like frogs but are hot sometimes anyway or something? The three hottest girls on the show have weirdly positioned/proportioned eyes and Rami has the same thing going on.

Esmail just collects rare pepes in a very abstract way

disgusting

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

looks like Elliot choose wrong

My friend kinda looks like her. What do you guys think?

not at all

a little

massive eyebrows distort it though, she'd probably look more like it with thinner ones

lmao

she is asian with fake everything isn't it

Your friend looks like a Muppet. Who did her eyebrows, Jim Henson?

I like it

they all seem attainable and have their flaws

l m a o

How the fuck did you get my selfie?

bulgeFu looks bad in this pic as fuck

it should be illegal to look like this tbf

jesus christ that horrid thing on the right makes me wanna puke

daily reminder that her lips are not fake

she posted pic on her ig from 1988 and 2000 and she had this kind of lips back then

huummpfff

>Rami has to choose between the doe-eyed Aryan or the lewd Jewess

will he make the correct choice Cred Forums?

she do not have the best ass ever, she do not have best face ever, but her overall appeal makes dick a tick

Is she the hottest women alive? Im serious

Nope, the teeh/mouth are kinda off.

But she is a 9.99/10 in my book anyways.

it was cool the first few times they did it but jesus does it really have to be every scene of dialogue

>she do not have
she could
when you're that tall you just can't have it without lifting

DUDE [something that I don't like] LMAO

shes looks like a fucking ayy lmao

Man I fucking hate this show most of the time

some scenes are boring as fuck, I'm only watching it for Pierce tbqh

Elliot's monologues are shit most of the times, dialogue is meh tier

>very distracting
you pleb

Thought I was the only one. Every nigga on this show could be a Pepe

Well, as long as they're cute froggos

ayy

except tyrell and slater.

so tyrell = mr robot confirmed?

:3

Tyrell looks like a lizard and lizards are basically cousins to frogs.

>tfw living vicariously through Elliot

she looks more young adriana lima

It's funny, cause I'm basically living vicariously through Tyrell

Spot the aryan phenotype.

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So did they fuck in the car or what

Well, that was fucking accurate

good image, apt.

>no one posted the webm yet

When is she finally going to trample on me and call me mean names

*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

I would cook her meals for 100 years just so she could spit on me once

Dom best grill

"I think about you a lot, Elliot"
Yeah they fucked, user.
They fucked.

rami is obviously gay

the guy hanging on a bunch of women is gay? uh huh.

if anything career wise, if he was gay, he would have said it.

Just look at the way he is sitting, not even going to get into what he is wearing. Rami makes my gaydar beep.

uhm

do you also discuss about the series ITT?

last episode was a WTF am I watching experimental indie kino kubrickianan shit but I enjoy it a lot, Tyrell is working for chinaman?

love the spooky bits

2 MORE SLEEPS!

mind awake body asleep tbfam

holy shit its true, never saw a loli with such lips. She should post MOAR.

If she wanted to have sex with me, I'd probably let her

gay

how did you know I was a girl?

LONDON
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QUEBEC
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S2 IS pleb filter

TILBURG
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where?

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well, dubs confirm guys, guess tyrell fucked the poor froggo into amnesia

almost all of those things are correct though especially the alf episode being pure fucking quinoa

>those childbearing lips

>those dick sucking hips

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she still has that pigeon?

She looks like the kind of girl who read and misinterpreted Lolita when she was 14

i get destracted by her beauty when shes speaking. shes simply the most perfect specimen ive seen, flawless

how do all the actors working with her not spill their spaghettios everywhere

Yeah her face is great and everything but that fucking voice. She could read the phone book to me and I'd be diamonds.

This. He has a thing for one of a kind pepes

id be spilling spaghetti out me arse mate, a girl that fit must leave everyone in her radius retarded

what?

try again

Get off of Cred Forums Martin

dude I wish, but he really doesn't even remotely ping on mine

jesus christ, I fucked up this post like 3 times goddamnit

look at him and laugh

fucking hell

>an 8/10 at best
>flawless

what

post your idea of a 10/10 you crustacean

I hate posting from my phone, holy shit

this is like Meme Anderson and his fetish with centered simmetrical frames lmao

he's just copying kubrick with that

i would give my left testicle to sniff the insoles of those high heels for 10 minutes

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how can one female be this perfect

There's nothing to discuss Sam Hinkie

>Sam Hinkie

I love that scene, she's reading him as much as he is her, so tense.

SHE DESERVES BETTER!

stephanie and martin are really the only people I'd want to have a 2m1f 3some with 2bh

haven't even season 2 yet just came to

>ass looks gr8 even through a relatively opaque piece of fabric

wew

I bet those sex scenes weren't even in the show until Esmail caught a glimpse

yes

It's only a matter of time until Email makes her fuck a big, well hung, egyptian stallion

No, she ate it. Alive. One swallow.

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stephanie and elliot bareback hatefucking with cuck in the background when?

>scene where joanna seduces elliot in his apartment
>cuts to tyrell under his bed crying

perfect way to reveal tyrell imo

U N D E R R A T E D

would you protect her user?

Jesus christ I would let her do literally anything to me

>women this beautiful exist
Men have it so fucking easy. You can at least compensate for being ugly by having an awesome personality/sense of humor.

ahahahahaahahahah

y-yeah

so easy...

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for you

what episode is this from?

S01E08 after he figures out who darlene is im pretty sure

Pretty sure its the very first episode from the scene where he thinks the feds are a hallucination.

thanks pham

I don't get it shes okay

u gay

E-COIN THEORY:
Ok so last week, someone posted about how they think e-coin is the key to phase 2 and the whole plot of the show.
phase 1 = destroy e-corp's records of people's debt, causing governments to bail them out to save the financial sector from completely crashing
phase 2 = get e-corp to use this opportunity to push their proprietary crypto-currency, e-coin, to mass public use. we see beardman convincing the U.S. Treasury to back it as a secure loan. then, create worldwide blackouts to cause a collapse of the dollar and the yen and everything else. e-coin could be the global currency investment and power is transferred to.
phase 3 = once it's the dominant currency, execute a hidden protocol in the currencies network, something Mr. Robot wrote himself. It would in some way redistribute wealth. Corporations and the elite are fucked. Elliot ends inequality, saves the world.

this explains a lot of strange allusions to some greater brilliance to the plan throughout the show that makes zero sense with just the hack. We have Elliot himself saying in a flashback than phase two is the real key to their plan, the master move. we have tyrell and white rose showing religious awe at something they saw that the rest of us didn't. The best explanation is that elliot came up with a way to create a revolution in money and power the likes of which the world has never seen. There are references in the first episode, Mr. Robot tells Elliot money controls everything, and that he wants to break the virtual reality of money.

>create worldwide blackouts

Then how will everyone use the electrical currency

>create worldwide blackouts to cause a collapse of the dollar and the yen and everything else
seems legit apart from this, not sure how this would work.

Also seriously doubt it will be that simple.

ayy lmao

>Then how will everyone use the electrical currency
they would be temporary. When shit goes back online, people's confidence in national currencies could be severely damaged, causing a fleeing of investment in bonds and debts into new financial instruments dependent on the stable e-coin protocol. The protocol could have rules of credit where everyone becomes indebted to the network which could charge zero interest, fucking over any private or govt creditor.
Well the blackouts are gonna happen, if you've been keeping up with season 2. It's somehow part of their plan, at least the dark army's, and probably Mr. Robot's as well since he authored phase 2. Is it really so hard to believe? They want a revolution, and are willing to go to any length to achieve it. Its probably not that simple, but given what we know so far, it serves as a decent theory for the skeleton of a plausible future plot.

How exactly are they causing the blackouts all over the world though? iirc Whiterose isn't even really affiliated with the chinese govt.

dude what? whiterose is most definitely in the chink govt

I was pretty sure a scene early on in the season implied she was working with but also outside of the govt. to her own ends.

still doesn't really make sense how they are causing brownouts

phase 2 is destroying ecoin.

must be the time machine

Dude, whiterose is a tranny, when dressed male, he's the finance minister of China, he is literally trying to own and control power plants across the world. When dressed a s a girl he's the leader of the dark army.

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lol just noticed I unconsciously used she and her.

Also seems I really need to rewatch this season before wednesday.

2 >> 3 > 1

sad frog
ugly frog
JUST frog

Marry, kill, fuck.

darlene is definitely the hairiest one

good, that makes me moist.

>fbi will never erase your history of loneliness
Goodbye cruel world.

slut

bravo email

no

yes

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Look at all that diversity

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3 we wuz kangs, an oriental, and 2 "whites"

>last episode was a WTF am I watching experimental indie kino kubrickianan shit but I enjoy it a lot, Tyrell is working for chinaman?
chinagurl is working for elliot
who is working for chinagurl
who is working against price
who is working against china
who is working against the usa
who is working against price and the e-coin
who are working against fsociety
who is working against

why so mean user

what's this

fbifu and pepe in school

why is best grill with pepe where is this from

first she's been claimed

second, leak from pt 2 of the finale.

>she's been claimed
Yeah, by me, cuck
>Leak
you wot m8

found the ghey

just some of my thoughts on the show

i think the plan is to make ecoin/crypto currency the biggest currency in the world and then crash it somehow, elliot and tyrell are clearly looking at some object or machine or thing inside the warehouse/building tyrell takes him to, maybe an EMP or something? the brownouts might be clues.

angela has definitely gone through some type of mind control/personality manipulation

where does the delorean fit in with your theory?

FBI is best girl

time travel and we riot

She looks like she'd be goofy as fuck in real life.

why crash it? I don't get this, the point is not to destroy E-Corp, it's to destroy our entire system of elite-controlled money, as is made clear in the first episode by Slater. To totally destroy E-Corp would just leave a vacuum for a new Corporation to take their place. E-Coin is definitely involved, but the only way it could be interpreted as a brilliant plan is if Mr. Robot plans to make the world dependent on E-Coin, then reveal he hacked it, rewriting the protocol to do something that distributes power by design. The idea that the *ultimate* goal is just to utterly destroy E-Corp is way to small, especially given that white rose and tyrell literally cry when they talk about the real plan.

Was she on that Toro Y Moi music vdeo? She looked so much better there.

make crypto currency the biggest currency in the world under control by china and US

then crash it

start essentially from new

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What could trannychink possibly have to gain by redestribiting wealth?

>Mr. Robot, I'm FBI

What did she mean by this, bruhs?

Emma Stone is not in the show so no

she meant CLAIMED

I want her to light a cigarette and blow smoke in my face

I know your not a grill, but girls with ugly faces usually turn out a lot nicer, funnier, and with a better personality. Beauty fades away, but those things usually stick

How do I meet a lonely obsessed chick like that fbi chick

She's perfect

I think Sam Esmail has a thing for frogs

this desu
nothing worse than a girl with a shit personality.
even average looking girls are 10/10 with the right personality imo

Why did this clone of Denise Richards turn evil?

>yfw tyrell is joanna

u need glasses

I would want to lock lips with her all night

I would be her bodyguard until her death just to see her armpit through a kaleidoscope before comitting seppuku

>start essentially from new
really? that makes more sense than binding them to a currency system he could control? Starting from scratch would just , again, open a vacuum for the elites to build their exclusive power again. Whereas using e-coin to make the world dependent on a network whose rules you wrote, would literally achieve the things Mr. Robot wants. Pure anarchy doesn't do that at all, and it wouldn't explain the glee and awe of those who have seen the plan. Unlike in fight club, these character al seem to agree class and inequality are what they wan to overcome, and e-coin being hacked to their will accomplishes that.

youtu.be/jy5IZsB02zQ

11/10

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Man, she is gorgeous. Can she act?

yeah, she's not had much to do other than act like a crazy enthralling succubus though.

>It's a Dark Army goons shoot the place up scene

youtu.be/d5w5h26n4mU

That's probably more words than Angela said in 2 seasons

Tyrell looks like Mr. Data

bump

Do normal girls want to kill themselves when they see something like this?

Good OC

>user pretends to be an expert in hacking
Kek

just dress more slutty.

I doubt it. If you are a grill all you have to do is not to be fat and/or extremely ugly and you'll get what you want

I don't think it would help if he's male

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>imblying

You have beautiful plumage user.

And he did it.

>You will never fuck her while she is dressing up in that room before going to work.

yes

KEK

What's the most evil or sadistic thing she did in this season so far?

every single box is on-fucking-point

Hot Carla is better

forgot pic

>danes
>perfect

>Unlike in fight club, these character al seem to agree class and inequality are what they wan to overcome, and e-coin being hacked to their will accomplishes that.
Nah, I disagree with that. I think unlike Fight Club we have no idea what the motives or desires of the characters really are. The politics are practically non-existent and when they are there it's just "yo, fuck the rich, man". Fsociety are supposed to be anarchists but they don't really seem to care much about anarchism at all and just want to hack this one corporation; they don't care about the government or even seemingly capitalism. They never talk about what's wrong with the world or what they'd like to change it to, it seems like they're only doing this because of muh dead parent.

if you destroy ecoin; the world has to use bitcoin. if bitcoin takes hold as the global currency (in the show) it'll be one controlled by "the people"

Trap?

>he's an actual transexual

So elliot, tyrell and mr robot are one in the same.

>that pic
>better than angelina jolie in her prime
wrong, very wrong nigger.

Are we even watching the same show ?
You obviously didn't watch any of the episodes and are writing from your ass. Nothing you said makes any sense.
I think that is the point of the show. At least in S1 it was. That no matter how hard you try to give power to the "people" there is always going to be a selected few with more power so the cycle continues and there is nothing to be done about this. Power stays, only people change.

>no

You can't say that without showing us what she looks like with short hair

Fucking this.

i hope so.
right now it looks like F Soc was just a pwn/toll used to destroy world currencies so corporate money could be introduced.

Angelliot is my favourite

she sure looks prettier

What is the classical music during the intro of season 2 episode 4?

Me on the right

lmgtfy.com/?q=Mr Robot season 2 episode 4 music

>lizard
He's more like an angry turtle

tunefind.com/show/mr-robot/season-2/33420#songs

youtube.com/watch?v=aT2Dus_oI7s

so good

i wud fug this egyptian pepe, honestly

I think Martin got there first, famiglia

both of these dudes are endearing as fuck

nice tits, 10/10 would suck on

Holy cow!