When Cred Forums and Cred Forums collide

>tfw meme magic is real

>mfw i can't wait for this election year to be over so Cred Forums can fuck off

>Cred Forums and Cred Forums
>and
Cred Forums is a subset of Cred Forums

Literally me

>Cred Forums can fuck off
what don't you like? they're shitposting? this is the shitposting board senpai.

I can't help but like Jeb. He's the black sheep of his crime family and seems like an overall nice guy.
It's too bad he and Trump didn't get along, I'd prefer him as VP over religious fundamentalist guy.

Reminder that Jeb would have literally be the best choice, but everyone was too busy memeing.

>This is why nobody takes American politicians seriously
You can just stop there desu senpai

>Any conservative Christian is a fundamentalist

>following Vice

poor jeb had no idea what the fuck he was getting himself into

>please clap

the most beta thing I've ever heard

That's the thing. he did. He was supposed to be the candidate. He was the party's choice and was set up to get the nomination before Donald threw a wrench into the works.

>wanitng Cred Forums shitposting in Cred Forums shitposting threads
They are even not bringing their best. They are bringing in reddit ... I don't know how the full quote goes to parody it

The look on his face in that exchange with Trump broke my heart.

an orange gorilla stopped a powerful political dynasty with memes

...

And they say America isnt the greatest nation on earth.
Through memes we will make the planet America.

>globalist
hope you boil to death

I'd say Dubya managed to fuck up the Bush name worse than anything else ever could.

>. They are bringing in reddit
But you're here because of reddit

SLOW AND STEADY

GUAC
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I am here coz of Cred Forums actually (and /lit/)

>Watching anything produced, written, or sponsored by Vice.

No,I am a patriot and as such I want everyw here to be as close a copy of America as possible.
Rising obesity rates in other nations are a sign america is winning. It shows cultures are eating our food instead of their cultural food as is rising levels of materialism because that destorys their connection to cultural spirituality.
America invented the best culture on earth based on immediate gratification, good food, slutty women and cheap alcohol.

Nobody wants another Bush in the White House

Does anyone in the world take any politician seriously aside from maybe Vladimir Putin and Chinese Guy in Suit?

nonwhite detected

I am white but I put America above all. I am a nationalists which is why I want all nations to be like America.
If everywhere is America then there is no threat to America.

The surge rises

Jeb should have known. Don't be a sissy beta and expect to compete with alphas by getting pity. I used to bully guys like him in high school. Simply pathetic.

>Please clap.

We're not going anywhere, we've always been here, you just didn't know it.

>Your real tough, Jeb

when the asteroid falls we are going to be memeing until it crushes us while redditors like you try to "live" like gophers.

Agreed

During a rally in Tampa, Fla., Trump, the presumptive GOP presidential nominee, mocked the former Florida governor’s failed presidential run.

Trump noted Bush’s low polling throughout the contest, which placed him at the edge of the stage at Republican debates.

“I was center stage at every debate,” Trump said.

“You know the way guys were falling off the ends? I said ‘Jeb, you’re not gonna be here much longer; you’re pretty far down there Jeb-ah. You’re not going to be here much longer, Jeb. You gotta get tougher, Jeb.’

“I don’t think he’s going to endorse me, do you, folks?” Trump asked the crowd, before dismissively adding: “Who the hell cares?”

Bush has said he will not vote for Trump in November.

>sea turtles
>not frogs
dude almost had it

Jeb reminds of me when I tried to stand up to my bullies in high school. Everyone knew wasn't a rhetorical, academical, intellectual, social or physical position to even earn respect for myself by not being stepped on because nobody cared about me anyway, much less actually defeat or humiliate my bullies.

My bullies, my classmates, hell even the teachers saw my awkward strife as more pitiful and pathetic than admirable, but even so I still had to do it.

>wanting another Bush or Clinton in the White House
JUST ROYAL FAMILY MY EXECUTIVE BRANCH UP SENPAI

...

>not Rand Paul

>go to kinoma to watch Hell or Highwater
>credits roll
>hear over theater intercom "Please clap"
>it's Jeb

Yeah watching Jeb fail hits home too much

By what profane power do Cred Forums manage to influence the prime election of the dominant superpower on Earth?

>Anglos

not even once

>/o/ Cred Forums and Cred Forums all wrapped up into one shit show of political theater

Trump really cucked this guy.

I just want everyone in this thread to die

Please post what nation you're currently in.

You won't, because your politicians are likely even bigger jokes.

>cucked

I'll let my friend Maddox take this.

youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78

>to my friends at r/TheDonald

Cred Forums even infected reddit

That video ended up showing how cucked Maddox really is

youtube.com/watch?v=hiMNt6OlVX0

>friend
>Maddox

Maddox pls go you whiny loser.

WE HAVE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE

""""Cred Forums""""

God I hate the """alt-right""" cucks, completely ruining good symbolism.

Where do you think half of Cred Forums came from?

>>This is why nobody takes politicians anywhere seriously
fixed it for both of you cucks

A vagina

>Can't be bothered to hide Cred Forums threads
>A-Ok with tons of BLACKED threads though

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE

The other half?

Is he literally autistic?

>This is why nobody takes American politicians seriously in the rest of the World.

Oh the world doesn't take American politicians seriously?

Please tell me about your shit politicians. I'm sure they're a bunch of LITERALLY WHOs that would gladly suck an American politician's cock if it could boost their world popularity.

How exactly is he beta thoughtbh? I dont see any evidence he did a single beta thing.

WE Cred Forums NOW

REAL RECOGNIZE REAL, YOU'S A BUSTA.

HE

was this the last politician with any dignity?

youtube.com/watch?v=QiMs165tVdw

I'm not some anti-war liberal, but anyone who indulged on this level of violence should simply be thrown into a pit like the one in 300. Unbelievable that these guys pretty much get a free pass because "lol imperialism's fault they're bad"

Hehe yeah! I.. I used to bully them too! Those.. um... faggots!

Nah he's just another neocon piece of shit like his brother

Best choices were Rand Paul and Trump

Paul or Rubio would be best but Trump had better meme game