Funny female thread?

Literally who

youtube.com/watch?v=WRzq8vZvZRI

thanks for the info, friend

I regularly fantasize about her and Amy poehler taking turns sitting on my cock and face while they make out with each other

sounds pretty good desu

MOMMY

>I regularly fantasize about her and Amy poehler taking turns sitting on my cock and face while they make out with each other

Personally I get an erection from the the thought of them getting tipsy and Tina tricks Amy into kneeling on the floor in front of me while Tina masturbates me into Amy's mouth while she whispers quips into my ear.

I will frequently ejaculate to this idea while looking at pictures of them both

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She makes my penis laugh

Tina needs to ditch her manlet husband and get with Pohler t.bh

When she makes me cum.

Sister!

anonfantasies are better than porn

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Burn.

Thank you kind user.

>I just want to know there are some funny women.
Paul Feig pls go

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Kristin Wiig is there too, masturbating to us on a chair

So much this

Really in what?

Duncan Trussell made her funny sometimes on their podcast thingy.

Some Tim and Eric shit, some of her original standup.

She's hit or miss, but she does "hit", hence she's funny.

Didn't know that

literally the only funny woman in this thread.

Let's be Cops

Kate McKinnon is the only consistently funny woman that I can think of.

that one lesbian chick from youtube
the one who cooks drunk

when they made that joke last night asking to bring back parks and rec, i really want it to come back or have amy back on tv

Please do not mistake being "quirky" for being funny. I'd wager $1,000 you'd find her annoying if you met her in person

There were some funny women on snl in the 90s

Stand-up is meh but her interactions in some panel shows are pretty funny sometimes.

name?

Looks like she lifts but maybe just because she's short and stocky.

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>straight white men literally need to die

Ehh.

I like her hot tub podcast

youtu.be/K-1GeovVpCY

>He didn't see sisters

these two are yet to be challenged as the queens

They are good, are they friends in real life?

nothing terrible about sisters, perhaps not hilarious but then tina and amy didnt write it, everything with them is great though (especially tina in that plaid dress with nothing else on)

i think shes hot so i probably wouldn't

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i like the one with tig and kumail

>amy is now hotter than tina

whoa. when did this happen

never

Maria Bamford

relevant to Cred Forumss obsession youtube.com/watch?v=-iz_mVgEzqg

This is good.

yeh theyve been best friends for years

forever, or since amy went redhead

amy is definitely hotter in that pic

probably heavily shooped though

Hard Mode: Post a funny female you aren't attracted to

Tbh it's easier to find a woman funny if she isn't attractive for me. Ellen in her standup days, not her talk show humor.

If your point is that we think they're funny because they're hot, then
>Post a good actress you aren't attracted too
Also, Joan Rivers

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Tilda Swinton

when is she funny?
legal loli

I responded to
>>Post a good actress you aren't attracted too

Now that's... hot. That is really really hot.

Paula Poundstone

tilda is funny in a lot of her roles, just this year she was pretty funny in hail caesar

Her videos are getting better. I wish her luck. Reminds me of my tomboy sister.

>when did this happen
It did not.

Meh. She's ok.

Tilda Swinton is hot dude. In an ugly way, sure. But she's still hot.

>Poor man's Gal Gadot
Pass.

the women of parks and rec are funny, including kathryn hahn, megan mullaly etc

Ana Gasteyer

>amy will never milk your dick while making you laugh uncontrollably
JFMSU

she ain't bad, she's better looking now that she's older

She looks bad on purpose

amy has the hottest and catchiest laugh, you could hear her laughing during kate mckinnons emmy acceptance speech

youtube.com/watch?v=d4dWhsGjcTQ

Interesting fetish

Cuuuute plus cringe

Esther Povitsky
youtube.com/watch?v=QpO3059Zses

Netflix "Making of Wet Hot" for prime amy poehler

hnnnnng

Lily Tomlin

reigning champ

#cucked

toughest question blonde or redhead amy?

Blonde please.

iwn bite that thigh. why even bother waking up.

Blonde

Lucille Ball should be the only person in the thread.

who is this semon demon

>ITT: Anons post female "comedians" they want to fuck irrespective of actual comedic value

She's good

wtf? Women are not funny you worthless fucking board.

>f3
>no julia
shit thread.

Reeeeeee

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>>Pic Related held her own with Jackie Gleason and Art Carney.

Praise Kek

Mary Tyler Moore had 2 hit TV shows over the course of two decades.

She says reeee in the video wtf

Vivian Vance and Lucille Ball were a very successful comedy team.

You're the guy from r9k who thinks she is sending you subliminal messages aren't you?

who?

Doesn't count. Being able to read funny lines the right way and actually being funny are two different things. Kaitlin is most definitely a great actress but she isn't funny herself. Tina Fey is. That woman is so fucking funny she managed to make a chick flick, marketed to teen girls, that most guys love and think is hilarious.

Agreed

How do you know she's not?

>that most guys love and think is hilarious.
only faggots

Because I've seen her in other things besides sunny. She's good in sunny because she's given a good script. Everything else she's in she sucks because she isn't funny enough to make her lines better.

Literally who?

You're off to a terrible start, OP.

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Are you baiting or retarded? Either way I don't care, read the thread before you reply faggot.

Dee is the only super funny woman, cuntard

I like her autism

Wrong. See

Jesus, what a newfriend

no female has made me laugh more than her, so that makes her the funniest woman i know

How the fuck has she not been mentioned?

No. She writes 0% of her material. She's a good actress but she isn't funny.

you care too much

Morgan murphy

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ITT: anons who dont have a clue how to make people laugh argue the merits of writing and delivery

she's definitely one of the funniest i think

Elaine May is great.

>credit for comedy should go to the generic face that says it
>not the person who actually spent time writing something funny
Unironically kill yourself.

It's both

they hired her because she was funny and is good at improv you fucking tard

kill yourself you fucking autist

Yeah a lot of it is improv in that show.

Holy shit, that's her?

Yes she's not ugly she just doesn't try to look commercial

Post more

This guy is right. Scrips are very important, but you still need someone who's funny on some level, or it just doesn't work.

gilly a cute
but you have to admit 90% of the time she's just riding whatever wave the others set up for her

I never knew how important this was to me!
I am beside myself!

I'm cat!

Muh Perettifu

youtube.com/watch?v=PKLYycqvtlw

The only legitimate answer

youtube.com/watch?v=eeRX2mdpZi8

Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it.

A small amount are

her stand up is awesome and she was funny till the end

>my pure Varneyfu talking about BBC

Not sure how to feel about this.

Most are out of commission or dead.

Madeline Kahn comes to mind.

Rachel Dratch.
We ugly people need to band together.

your job is to be nurturing, sweet, and wise
your job is to laugh
these are not negative qualities

rarely there comes an exception, and it is accompanied by physical or mental ugliness. no you cannot have your cake an eat it too.

in general men do the laugh-making

deal with it

The only funny women in this thread. Also, Carol Burnett.

Amy Poehler used to be funny, but she somehow forgot how to be after Upright Citizens Brigade.

My nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=fFH7tV5Qldk

so you are disregarding all her SNL and parks and rec stuff?? strange

Cheri O'Teri, Molly Shannon, and Ana Gasteyer were all great.

Yes, because she forgot how to be funny somwehere between UCB and SNL, and Tina Fey was never funny.

My guess is that Tina Fey is such a massive black hole of anti-humor that that she devoured all of Amy Poehler's humor, leaving Amy as an unfunny husk of a woman.

right, ok whatever.
Anyway all the smack the pony ladies and jennifer saunders should be here too

Top five skit

Fuck we need a good SNL cast again. We haven't had one in so damned long.

What show/movie is this girl from? Seen her posted a few times in here.

Some guy has been posting her in tv. She does YouTube.

When she makes me cum.

It was so good in the 90's early 2000's.

I really think Ruth Davidson is funny desu. She just comes across as naturally funny and a nice person to be around when she appears on panel shows or when shes on the News Quiz on radio 4 (Sandi Toksvig the host of the News quiz is also alright). For non-Brits shes the Leader of the Scottish Conservatives

Help me explain why. I think it had a lot of "random" or ridiculous humor but not the kind that is used today.

>tfw you will never have a funny jewfu gf

I'd like to be the spam in this sandwich.

Aya Cash is funny in You're the Worst

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Cute

ashley is better