>was extremely powerful and knowledgeable of the force
>Has lived long enough to see the rise and fall of the Empire
>Channeled the dark side through his light Saber
>was fried by force lighting
>no jedi has ever died by falling
Smoke is Windu after he finally succumbed to the dark side.
Prove....me....wrong.
Protip:
You can't.
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Really makes me think
I can dig it
But Snoke is a honkey
I dont want to and I dont care
Windu dindu, also smoke isnt black nor has his facial features but nice try
no true motive
he was the jedi order, and then it was all destroyed
no sense whatsoever to go dark side and help it destroy some more, or the last remains of it anyway
Except Snoke is clearly going to be revealed to be the same race as that little orange alien woman. Hence him using a hologram to compensate for his size by seeming gigantic and hence the orange bitch getting so much screen time (so the reveal doesn't seem too unusual.)
>Mace Dindu and the grapefruit saber
what did lucas lean by this
>What if Yoda was a sith
Oh my god that's frighteningly plausible
Sam Jackson's request
hi
Snoke is such a fucking stupid name.
Snoke is Darth Maul, you rascals.
Next season of Rebels will semi-confirm.
>Grapefruit
What
Grapefruits are orange on the outside and pink on the inside.
Are you retarded. No part of them is purple.
have you ever had grapefruit kool aid retard its purple
How triggered will the New Aryan Order be when they find out they are ruled by a black man.
>Grapefruit kool aid
What.
That does not exist. There's just 'grape' kool aid. Are you from some alternate dimension and shitposting through a black hole.
loool fucking baited
Yes
Then why is he a CGI played by Andy Serkis instead of just Sam Jackson in make-up?
They look nothing alike. Wounds aren't even in the same spots you blind fuck
>Snoke isn't black.
And Palpatine wasn't born green either.
Also they are both bald and if Snoke was black in appearance he would look just like Scatman Crothers who looks like old Mace Windu.
Melanin is known to be fed on by midochlorians
but he is white now. are you really gonna white wash the character? is that better than making the most powerful villain black?
>jedi dying by falling
>they can levitate tons but not themselves?
flying jedi incoming
His name is "Snoke" not "Smoke"
missing horns
clearly glued on
he just took them off after losing
but smoke is giant?
It's reverse Vader
Bad dude you think is white turns out to be black in the last 5 minutes of the 3rd movie
Missing horns will be explained/hinted at in rebels.
Do you mean grape? Jesus Christ You fucking idiot
Snoke kinda has to be darth plagueis.
>I was just pretending to be retarded.jpg
Holy shit those horns look bad
>>Channeled the dark side through his light Saber
No longer canon.
Nah just the hologram is.
snoke is chewbacca's shaved step-brother
uh do you know a Smoke?
That would be a great twist.
MACE WINDOW
Goes out a window
SNOKE
Goes up in Smoke
Citation needed.
While I'm all for this being true, you just know Disney is going to take the safe route by making Snoke a brand new character and Rey defeats him with the power of feminism.
Snoke is such a shitty name. I can't take it seriously
Smoke is OBVIOUSLY Leia. They didn't even bother hiding the fact that they have the exact same voice.
>"Kylo, did I ever tell you about when I got addicted to death sticks?"
>I saw this on a literal who Youtuber's 'theorist' channel
Christ, even the image in OP is the same thumbnail used in the video
>You can't.
Emperor Smoke is too pasty to be Mace Windy.
No it's not.
Palpitation has never been green.
You've never seen the original cut of TESB, have you?
underrated, i'm surprised no one else brought up how much they look alike you can even see how they make the same facial expressions
I'm pretty sure the guy meant that Palpatine never canonically changed skin tone.
The green skin in the original TESB has at all times since Return of the Jedi been either attributed to the holograph technology, or ignored due to the visual retcon.
It's still possible of course that Snoke's hologram is the only white thing about him, same with green Palpatine, but that would be rather strange, considering the effects used in TFA weren't as obviously distorted as the holograms in the other movies.
At least as far as I recall.
Huh... Interesting.
>holograms are color-accurate
Pretty sure he was yellow. From evil. That's not the same thing as Nick Fury turning into Gollum.
And hologram probably wouldn't color-change that much either.
Snoke is shit
Maz is shit
Jar Jar Binks was better usage of a cgi character than either of those 2
This. It really anoys me.
Yeah I'd rather they call him snepsi
Liar.
Best CG character is Ahsoka anyway.
kek'd
Reminder snoke is the noise Darth Vader's mask makes when it breathes, so basically an onomatopoeia name.
True
THIS
not likely as disney is trying to distance themselves from the prequals as much as possible and cashing in on the nostalgia (rogue one, han solo young movie, moving the clone wars to the origina movies time.)
To keep the mystery alive?
I don't buy into this theory, but holy shit you guys are dense.
What if Snoke is Bobba Fett? We never really saw what was under his helmet and the burns and shit on Snoke's face could be from the acid secreted in the Sarlac's stomach while he fought to escape?
...
I sincerely hope so. They've got a lot of explainng to do but you know they won't allude to anytihng at all since normies blindly spout "LOL ITS STAR WARS HAHAHA FUCK HAVING ANY STANDARDS OBEY OBEY OBEY"
HA
I just want it to be the Emperor.
...
Mace has his hand cut off by Sidous yet Snoke has both his hands & not a mechanical one like Luke currently does
MAJOR FAIL OP
Luke's hand looked like flesh at one point tho. Also, Snoke is just a hologram when we see him, and who's to say dark side magic can't allow people to regrow limbs? For all we know Dindu is so powerful now that he can literally regenerate lost limbs.
One time I cut the crust off my sandwich. But when I left it in the fridge it.came.back. Mama always says I shouldn't sniff the white stuff that makes the letters go away.
>No Han, it was Snoke! He's the one who turned our son to the dark side!
Worst piece of tack and on the nose dialogue in Star Wars.
Inb4 Snoke is some castoff physical manifestation of Anakin's bastard side.
>Rogue One
How much will it gall Lucas if Disney manages to make a GOOD Star Wars prequel?
Holy fuck, are you legitimately autistic or something? Why are you so mad?