IT WAS A SONG, OK? IT WASN'T THAT WEIRD. STOP BULLYING ME!

no. Corey Feldman. He's not even wearing green you blind bollocks

Fuck off pedos, he's blowing the top off your shit through interpretive dance.

SORRY IF IT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH 4 U

It wasn't the SONG. That's meh but I've heard worse from legit musicians. It was the dancing and the weird autism faces.

Hey

kek

Sounded so bland and trite. Go 4 It? The most vague and retarded sentiment

>It's a Corey Feldspar is almost fifty and still acts like an autistic thirteen year old episode

his face fills me with so much spite

I prefer his earlier work.

youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

Wtf were the "angels" even doing there?

holy shit. he hasn't gotten better in 24 years of trying

>whats up with the youth

So is a rapist now too then?

I feel so bad for him.

>bland and trite

The very definition of meh. I used to work for a record label and it sounds like every third or fourth demo we got since about 2012. It's about as generic as you can get.

High energy, sub 142bpm dance. Funnily enough it'll probably be quite big on the gay scene. This kind of think goes down well with them...

...pun very much intended

I feel sorry for him, he had a shitty childhood being fucked by Hollywood pedophiles, so yeah he is quite insane but he isn't hurting anyone.

unless you listen to his music

Easy there, Majora

is that skrillex?

WHATS UP WITH THE YOOOOUTH

>LOL. He's lipsynching and it still sounds like shit. What the fuck.

Why was Kylo Ren on Today?

>Howard Stern's bare ass, a half naked black midget, hot chicks in high cut swimsuits, and Corey Feldman being insane

This is what I imagine every day in the early 90's was like for adults.

Concrete proof that getting you boipucci ravaged fucks you up for life.

Let the kids live their retarded childhoods ffs.

There was weird porn on VHS too and you had to literally walk it up to a snot-nosed kid at Blockbuster to rent it

my liquor store used to sell porn

"As God as my witness, I'm going to build a time machine and go stake my future self as I've clearly become a member of the undead."

that wasn't howard in the bald cap was it? i thought he was a fucking manlet?

>This is what I imagine every day in the early 90's was like for adults.

This is how I imagine end of days...

Did he have plastic surgery or did he just age unfortunately?
He had nice aesthetics as a kid. No pedo.

Yes. He's tall as fuck bro

sup corey

I feel bad for him desu. I always liked him as a Frog bro and Mouth.

Holy fuck!

Now that, I'd never seen. I never even knew he attempted a music career before until Cred Forums mentioned it. I've seen some weird shit. While this isn't the weirdest it's on the fucking list...

Hes like the lanklet poster boy you idiot

wtf does desu correct to desu now?

why is he trying to be Michael Jackson? Didn't MJ wreck is butthole?

Are you Coreyded?

He says the MJ was the only adult he was involved with who DIDN'T ass rape him....

...is it opposite day?

it's just so out of touch, both performances. it's baffling that nobody warned him not to do them.

same
youtube.com/watch?v=7MSTQ1073T0
particularly for this reaction at :57 seconds in

keked. Ass was too reamed out for Michael's taste desu

wasn't dissapointed

So much drugs in that fucking vid

>That old man in a shirt
>That guy cosplaying as a baby
>The fuckdoll
>Coked out presenter

I think that even Jacko found him too sad and pathetic to buttravage

>MJ meets Police

"Accidental" overdose when?

He needs Duane to back him up

dumb redditor

...

>that random cut to that sex slave in his rape dungeon

Man, Hollywood is weird

i don't get it

Jesus this man is just completely broken, why won't he reveal his predators? What does he now have to lose?

But seriously Cred Forums what up with the youth?

He's like 6'5 or 6'6, bro.

It's seriously probably John Travolta and The Church Of Scientology is very powerful and could possibly sue him into homelessness

this is great

Can you imagine being one of his "Angels"? You know every single day when you wake up that you are too ugly to be a Playboy whore so you got sent to the slut minor leagues and have to live with the kid from The Goonies that got raped so hard he thinks he's Michael Jackson and knowing you should have taken your mom's advice to go into nursing back in South Dakota but now you're stuck there because the money Goonie Jackson gives you isn't even enough to pay for bus fare after you buy food.

...

make that longer so it can be the Corey's Angels Pasta

How does this faggot still have money? He hasn't had a good payday for like 25 years, how is he not completely fucking broke and living on the street? Not to mention he has a bunch of live in prostit-sorry, my mistake, """"angels"""" who are definitely not doing it for free.

Royalties from the few major movies he's been in surely can't bring in that much dosh, and he seems like the kinda guy who wasted what fortune he had on blow and hookers.

he had a reality show or 2 in the past 10 years. Probably signs shit for Goonies and Lost Boys fans at cons

His album went tripple Platinum.

>>>/reddit/ is that way my friend.

pedo hush money

You nerds wish you were as cool as Corey is. He's one cool guy and I bet everything he does is off the charts amazing and lots of women want to have sex with him and his music is great too. I love Corey!

I want rebbit to leave.

Ooooooooooooh! Doc Ice in the thread!

Corey you didn't tell us Doc Ice was gonna be here

Who the fuck is Doc Ice and why was he wearing a disgusting orange waistcoat?

"What Up with the Youth?," indeed.

Reminds me of this.

>it's real
wtf?

Drugs are bad mmkay

Holy shit

what the fuck

>be the doppleganger of Stand By Me
>mfw I can't tell people I look like Corey Feldman anymore

>nobody in the comments even mentioning it

Go back to Cred Forums

getting buttfucked really messed him up. fucking Travolta.

Doesn't this look a little too real?

ASCENSION

you sound hideous

Dude what the fuck? And the weird clip at the end. It feels like this was put in there by some creep and it's real. Telling my mom and the FBI 2bh.

Corey is an Earth Rocker

Being coked out of their minds

>tfw have What Up With the Youth in my head now

Not cool.

WHATS UP WITH DA YOOT
WHATS UP WITH DA YOOT

seems like something from a creepypasta. Like Squidward's Suicide type shit

Some autist did though. Probably how that guy that posted the image was aware of it I bet.

the funny thing is that he like mj so much he totally rip him off then mj goes and do this song
youtube.com/watch?v=D9cQOcAC_K8
its mj's turn to rip him off! i think i read feldman would have liked to do the duet with him but murphy was a bigger star.

That looks too real. That looks like a woman genuinely tied down to a pool table to be raped, rather than faked for a video. I'm not sure why but it just seems real.

>somebody please ask me for my.picture

I agree

Now I want to watch a reality tv show where Corey and Bam hangout and Corey wants to talk about corruption in Hollywood while Bam just makes fun of the fact he got molested and says that it's incomparable to the feeling of your best friend dying

>bullying a victim of child molestation

youtube.com/watch?v=xMC9zYU9i6E

when will he grow up?

its a frog eat frog world

Get mad at Steven Spielberg, not us.

>its a froggy frog world*

ftfy

This genuinely needs news coverage

I will blame whoever I please and today my wrath falls upon you. Prepare to be eliminated

That picture always cracks me up because you can see his mom taking the picture in the mirror.

...

Besides the dancing it wasn't horrible. HIs singing coulda been better but not that bad.

thanks now fuck off to Cred Forums

Thats some THRILLHOUSE lvl dancing right there

kek that's awesome!

I still have no idea who this is.

The voice of Donatello in the 1990 movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

why are you on this board?

le ebin beanposting and dank Cred Forums maymays

>faggot making an ass of himself suffered something tragic so is immune to all criticism

>implying he cares
>he makes his money being famous
>gets special treatment being famous
>people don't care what he does because of him being famous

>people don't care what he does because of him being famous

Are you fucking retarded?
Because people are famous are why people fucking care about they do.
Hold a fucking baby over a railing from the 50th floor will spark a worldwide controversy.

He posted a video to Facebook literally crying about it faggot

wtf is the 'University of Consciousness'?

I think it's next door to "Da school of hard knocks".

>Because people are famous are why people fucking care about they do.

Really? So normally on a daily living basis he survives like any person going to work every day?

That I didn't know. He'll get over it. Start drinking again, and go on another rehab show.$$$$

Never heard of it

>unironically not liking corey

This

>The voice of Donatello in the 1990 movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
How the fuck am I just finding this out

Mind blown

He is the prototype tipper.

I always admire the prototype, the source, the prime mover.

He always looks so sad.

Because it's home video footage rather than the rest of the video

And also because most bondage situations back then had ball gags and the woman wasn't struggling to get free

Stern looks like JK Simmons in Whiplash here wtf

What's up with this pic?
Did some fat fuck jump in a tub with a girl and crush all her guts and blood out?

Oy vey my tempo is anutta shoah!

Seriously.

>it's a Cred Forums cracks the case episode

Gary Busey's garage

Another Feldman classic...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cylUp7cRU7s

Christ he sounds horrible.
That and his fucking Michael Jackson dancing.
>that solo dance part
>all those MJ woo's
>knockoff MJ toe tipping
>continues to sound like the Grouch singing

This mother fucker.

Oh 90's why did you have to end?

Technology desu senpai.

The moment 2000 hit was the future.

The moment 2000 hit I was literally balls deep in a redhead with big tits named Ashley. My life has pretty much all been downhill since that night. I really wish the 90's never ended. Don't peak in high school, kids.

no shit. the person who uploaded the video purposefully put in that rapey clip and the one at the end. fucking idiots.

Where did they get the clip then? Where's the evidence? How come they never found Biggie and Tupac's murderers, but they could arrest O.J. the next day? Nicole Simpson can't rap. I WANT JUSTICE!

you still don't get it

reinforcing his masculinity

The real question is why would the Today Show even consider giving him such a prominent slot? It's like they knew this would turn into a meme.

does anyone have this vid?

Jews.

>howard
>manlet

also it's not a bald cap, he just took his wig off

...

Look at her bracelet, it's some hippy festival

wtf. so he's been acting like michael jackson for 30 years?

I guess he's our protege of Michael.

This is his best performance, undoubtedly.

youtube.com/watch?v=TJywJHyJ68I

NBC should be ashamed for taking advantage of this dude. He's obviously mentally ill. It's not funny.

It's kind of funny dude.

no micheal stole from corey

>stern's band is legitimately better than feldman's
lmfaoooooo god i love stern

This guy is a human meme.

he would that thieving nigger

Did anyone ever find duane? That kid was fire.

Michael stopped being black around the time Corey was born. He became a Jew sometime in the 70's, as evidenced by what he did to Paul McCartney.

>that puffy nipple
this is obviously a stage in the project monarch conditioning

I'm quite surprised Feldman isn't a wack packer.

probably would be if it weren't for marci turk

MJ actually didn't like jewery, you can look it up.

Damn, Corey Feltbymen looks like that?

youtube.com/watch?v=Tjy5RmmXb2Y

I feel legit bad for the people in his band.

So that's why he got killed by his doctor.

>The video was possibly just a recording of the actual program
>That means that its entirely possible that the one who recorded this video actually recorded something over what was originally on the film or vice versa
I have nothing else to say that part of the video seems very concerning. Though after spending years on this website I'm pretty desensitized to that type of shit but at least I still morally know its wrong.

ok what the fuck actually is this?

((they)) really JUSTed him

Legit picture of a sex slave fighting to get out of their restraints spliced into a video of Corey Feldman. I'm not sure what it means but I'm pretty sure the Jews are behind it somehow.

this guy's life is a goldmine of cringe

Take a look at this.
youtube.com/watch?v=GG7nSBgvGVc

jesus christ, was he going through an Alice in Chains phase?

Why is everyone pretending that sex dungeons are purely nefarious rooms where people get tortured and held against their will?

Most likely its just some girl into bdsm who left safely an hour later.

Layne had literally just died so he probably thought "Hey, I'll take his place!" but he forgot to have any talent as a musician.

>185 posts in
>no link

Is he trying to be Micheal Jackson?

She's obviously trying to get free of her restraints. Look at the positioning of her body.

Is that not obvious for everyone else? I'm a forensic pathologist so I don't know if it just appears obvious to me because of what I do or not.

wut

He's better than Michael Jackson. Michael had to steal all of Corey's moves to become relevant. Corey is a game changer. A true musician. He makes Michael Jackson look like a pretender. Truly we are in the age of Feldman.

WHAT'S UP WITH THE YOUTH, WHAT'S UP WITH THE YOUTH

to make him look even crazier because of whats about to come out

and I'm the fucking Frenchman

Okay, who is this guy all of you are making fun of? Give me a short summary.

You must be 18 or older to post here, son.

Chris Farley?

You seriously don't know who Corey Feldman is?

its a school night kid. do your homework and go to bed

Look up any bdsm porn, its not weird for them to struggle, thats part of the roleplay.

Safewords are there if they're really in trouble.

I mean sure, the video is too short to conclusively dismiss it as innocent, but its also a big leap to assume its criminal.

top kek

imagine being a father of one of these angels

If they knew what would happen to their daughters, abortion would be a better solution for everyone

they probably all do amateur porn, escorting or stripping in seedy clubs and shit anyway so this is the last thing i'd imagine their parents worry about

But user, they are ascended millennials. It's the greatest honour a father could have.

it keeps happening
youtube.com/watch?v=JdDLO4Neo7k

>He's being sued by Corey Haim's mom for trying to contact his ghost on a TV show

Corey Feldman is literally the gift that keeps giving.

youtube.com/watch?v=QdsHfBfpnx0#t=1

I'm sorry I don't know every single person from the 1980s.

Fucking faggots.

He's crawling from hell, dude

>Corey's Truth Movement last released an album in 2002. It was called Former Child Actor (what else?) and it was awful, btw, obviously, as if you couldn't guess. Kim interviewed Corey for its release and he spent a good portion of an hour talking about his old buddy Michael Jackson. Former Child Actor features a song called "Megalo Man" which, according to Corey, is about how on 9/11 MJ had a car leaving NYC and for some reason he wouldn't let Feldman on said escape vehicle. The lyrics run so: "I believed in your words/I believed in your lies/But in September in New York/You left me to die."

You're twelve go fuck yourself squirt.

You know what's funny? I'm probably older than you.

Corey Feldman: Goofninja Ambassador.

...

>The lyrics run so: "I believed in your words/I believed in your lies/But in September in New York/You left me to die."
kek

Then you're dumb and don't know shit about film. Go fuck yourself twice.

The music wasn't even necessarily bad. It was bland though

Do you live in a cave or something? Where are you from?

Real mature. I apologize for not being a massive media whore like you.

He's got a Rick Owens aesthetic going on here.

This is essentially Cred Forums's version of a Cred Forums happening. I feel so comfy, bros.

Gold, when did MJ stop inviting him to his house?

>He says on the television and film board of Cred Forums

He was in some of the biggest movies of the 80's, and "The Coreys" were a huge cultural phenomenon. He's worked with some of the biggest directors ever and was one of the most famous child stars in history. If you don't know who he is you're either really young or you have been living in a cave without a TV. He was literally Maccauley Culkin five years before Culkin was. They even both hung out with Michael Jackson. You know who those people are right?

>You know who those people are right?
I just don't know him.

>I'm not sure why
Because you want it to be real. It's just one of his prostitutes tied up to make the video "cool" and edgy,

That's not from the original video. That was put in there after the fact like the tag on the end.

fund it

LO there, crossboard surfer
i am samuel beckett

what did he mean by this?
really makes you think...

GET IT GET IT
HIT THE CLUB

(Ascension Millennium) You think you got the feeling and the soul is not
Believing
(Ascension Millennium) It’s Ascension Millenium
(Ascension Millennium) You got the feeling in your soul, you just got to
Let it go

Is Corey the greatest untapped meme man of a generation?

>Corey Feldman
>gift

you dumb asf t b h

>that retarded security guy
I wonder how much he charges

Where is Ascension Millennium and why hasnt anyone posted the video yet? Its his legit best track.

>Doesn't find Feldman's unintentional fuckups to be funny and his existence a gift from God to make us all laugh at what a mess he is
>Types like a coon

Yeah, he's the one that's dumb.

>finds Corey Feldman funny and thinks he's a gift to mankind

..you find Corey Feldman funny and think he's a gift to mankind.

Let that sink in. Oh and *pic related

You don't find any of this shit funny?

Are you Corey Feldman? Are you upset we're laughing at you? Tell us who molested you Corey, we want answers.

Unintentionally funny you autistic faggot. Nice memegenerator image by the way, what are you ten or eleven years old?

Corey Feldman is to modern performance art as Edward Hopper is to popular cinematography
mark my words

I think it's fucked up and an incredible embarrassment

Now go french kiss an exhaust pipe. The sooner you disappear from the planet the better it will be

niggatron 3000

So you're an awkward faggot that got picked on in high school and this thread is triggering you. Real fuckin neato dude. Go be fat and beta on tumblr or /reddit9k/ you fuckin pussy.

honkycuckold 1.0

Savage

Why has he never been in anything that could be considered legitimately good?

ascension cornball pop culture faggot

>It's the faggot who didn't even know who Corey Feldman was

You butthurt you got called out on being fucking retarded, kid? Kill yourself third world shitskin.

Look at this numale homo dick licker lmao! What an inverted dick, I bet you put your mouth on glory holes you gayboi looking faggot

Kek

"Say we love you guys"
holy fuck he's a fucking cult leader!

archive.4plebs.org/_/search/filename/1465206517317/

Embarrassing.

are you retarded?

My grandma actually watched that, apparently the guy is a celebrity ghost whisperer or some shit and haims wanted Feldman to get this story out about how haims and alot of people were molested as child stars but Feldman said there was a lot of legal shit in the way of doing it.

I guess haims family must not have wanted it out there that his butt was diddled, probably get juicy cover money.

So is this it? OP didn't provide as usual youtube.com/watch?v=TjM00ZTuiP4

Corey is like that one weird kid in school who had no friends but thought he was super fucking cool. Somehow he managed to get famous and never grew up.

Bam is that one asshole kid who is sort of cool but no one really knows why or likes him. He too somehow managed to get famous and never grew up.

>It was the dancing and the weird autism faces.
have you seen kids today? wearing tight pants wearing pastel colors... its like 80s shit

the 80s is pure autism. it may even be the source of all autism globally as shit from the 80s gets translated and distributed globally. fucking people in africa watching nightrider becoming autist

Someone should take the image still and see if anything comes up on reverse image search. I'm on my phone

If you havent read about marlon brando, michael jackson, and elizabeth taylor's 9/11 adventure, google it right now.

>Suddenly Coreyposting is constant after only a few days

How long will it last?

>like all Corey Feldman music, it rips off Michael Jackson hard

Your comments make me wonder one thing:

What Up With The Youth?

LOLLLL CLASSIC!!!

So will Charlie Sheen finally an hero after hes named as the man who sexually abused Corey Him and other child actors?

You lost cryptolibcuck, go back to your shed and await the bull.

Go back into the closet and await my cock queer bait, and tell your mom to grease up her dusty ass kooch while you're at it

lel

you know what, corey is right.
What is up with youth?

Cringe. Definitely twelve.

If this thread is any indicator they are immensely stupid.

Both of you are fuck ups

Shut up, Jew.

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...

I actually know a friend whos cool with him, and is in fact an angel, and its not that serious

...

>while Bam just makes fun of the fact he got molested and says that it's incomparable to the feeling of your best friend dying

holy shit hahahaha i dont know if its better or worse depending on if you know about corey haim

Who dat girl?

>There is no contest. Let me say three things
>A. .... 1. .......

HAHAHAHA

His ex wife? I saw them get married on an episode of The Surreal Life.

Reminder he was fucking this grade A piece of pussy when she was in her prime. She was like Victoria Justice before Victoria Justice was Victoria Justice.

>Bill Hader, who would later star on SNL, worked on the camera/video team during the first season. At the wrap party, Corey Feldman approached Hader with an offer of $3,000 for the raw footage so Fedman could have it reviewed by his attorneys. Hader reportedly laughed and told Feldman, "Corey, you don't HAVE $3,000"

Jesus Christ.

>the JUST of the music scene team up to form the new band "Earth Rockers"
>first album is called "Rock Bottom"

Holy fuck. Poor guy. Coke melted his mind.

He had a good life.

ASCENSION

$250 to go to one of his parties.

We should pool our money and have someone from Cred Forums go to one. They can secretly film the living meme in it's natural habitat and possibly fuck one of his solid 7 house whores.

It's Vice, but they went to two of them. I'd check out the articles, horribly cringe stuff.

>I was approached by a former Playboy Playmate and a porn-star friend of hers, who asked me, "Wanna play a game called Playmate Versus Porn Star? We both blow you, then you tell us which one did a better job."

Kinda want to go to one of these parties 2bh. I don't care if they're used up slags. Better than anything I'm getting here.

Why is his logo a cock and balls with wings?

Oh God. I fucking can't. My sides.

Fucking degenerates

To be fair what else is a black midget gonna do for work?

Other than fuck fat white women on camera of course.

I can guarantee you with 100% certainty that Corey doesn't realize it looks like a dick and balls. Even if you told him it looked like a dick and balls, he wouldn't be able to see it.

This. He's the lowest of the low, human garbage, literally unhireable. Plus he's a midget.

>Jacko didn't touch me
That's the whole point user. You have to look really close to really get it.

$250 for this?

>tfw that's a picture from his "22nd" birthday party he charged people $250 to come to

So not only is he stuck in the past and delusional, he wants to charge you to share in his delusion.

This

>hot chicks in high cut swimsuits
I want those to exist again

If this guy can't see his a fucking knob then too fucking bad. How many times does he have to be told he's making an ass of himself!

>implying that the music CD isn't a secret way to expose his molester
>if you combine every first letter of the songs it says JCandy

I'm so happy he doesn't seem to get it. That means the unintentional funny keeps coming.

Hi Daniel

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>get curious about his music
>look up his "bands"
>he was acting like MJ in the 80's (What Up With The Youth?)
>he was doing grunge buttrock in the 90's (Former Child Actor)
>he was doing weird religious rock in the early 2000's (Ezekiel's Wheels)
>and now he's MJ again (Go 4 It)
What the fuck is this?

Go back to bed, Feldspar.

He's a nutso trendwhore who is literally more addicted to attention than Corey Haim was to drugs.

Look at this fucking album cover.

Fucking LOOK at it.

He's crawling out of hell, dude

damn he's really fallen off

That shit is Corn 2 The Core.

>tfw Skrillex actually performed What Up With the Youth? with Corey

youtube.com/watch?v=XVRq9rVq_44

It's so fucking embarrassing, they try to get the crowd to sing along and no one knows the lyrics.

what...the...fuck
holy shit

youtu.be/HVdszXhG7G8

I can't watch, and I don't cringe easy

skrillex tells everyone in the audience to come up on stage to get out of seriously performing with corey. he's a genius

Past the bump limit lads, one of you people that isn't a lazy piece of shit like me should make a new Feldspar thread.

NEW THREAD

The only snack with big enough kernels to step inside the octagon

Can't help himself he's itching to bust a move.