Kevin Can Wait

What, no Kevin Can Wait thread? Let's fix that shall we. 4 minutes until the premiere get /hype/.

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beat me to it. so fucking hyped to see what Doug Heffernan has been up to

His eyes have been getting weary and his back has been getting tight.

here we go lads

Are you saying we need to talk about Kevin?

hahaha day drinking and crossbows

Already GOAT and were only 2 minutes in, I personally can't wait to see what else Kevin Can Wait has in store for us.

MY EYES ARE GETTING WEARY

>kevin can wait
more like kevin's got weight
ha ha ha

sorry im not good at this

I used to think that it was unrealistic for fat guys to get hot wives.

Then I went to my high school reunion and saw all the hot girls girls that married much less good looking guys.

That pic holy kek

I like the new house but Deacon got really short and fat

Honestly pretty shitty. The pilot is weak. Might be decent comfy core if it lasts long enough for the writers to get a feel for the characters. Otherwise it feels like Last Man Standing tier.

oh fuck this faggot relative nepotismed his way onto this show too?

This is pretty bad. Or maybe it's that horrible laugh track

The daughter is a qt3.14

omg this is so good it's just like king of Queens with the fat food lazy jokes. feels like we never left. kinda missing Carrie though

>2 burgers in

AHAHAHAHAHA the absolute madman that's way too many.

How does it feel knowing Kevin James has more money than this entire board combined?

DUDE COPS LMAO

Go away Kevin James. You're supposed to be watching your premiere

HE ATE THEM ALL

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Kevin's /ourguy/ he deserves every penny.

What is this show even about

chale is our guy

Cbs should bring this show back

funny conflicts that get resolved in 30 minutes

That was a good movie desu

>this lack of black characters so far

I like it

This show is going to break all ratings records because every autist on this board will be ironically watching it the entire season. We will single handedly bring back Kevin James' career.

they don't tend to reach retirement age, unfortunately

>smoke detector low on battery

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tbh I hope this girl becomes a stripper

>inb4 this actually happens

Wasn't there one in the second scene?

Kevin James is a fat cuck

Lmao

pretty catchy intro though tpbq

It's complimentary to have one black friend on the show. The problem is when you have interracial/gay couples left and right.

Intelligent satirical deconstruction of life in post-9/11 America

What are retirement benefits like for a cop who was working for 20 years?

Yeah. Just 1 so far. I was expecting the boyfriend to be black or some shit

my uncle was a prison guard in nyc retired at 55 and pretty much lives like this

Would you guys rather fuck the mom or daughter?

or Todd

her feet are killing her. here we go boys

>obviously we're both alpha males

Inb4 Chale becomes a millionaire by the end of season 2

Is that diner the one Constanza was forced to go to when his worlds collided?

Out of 10, how is it?

>laugh track
God dammit

It's picking up. I give it a 7

4 but just setting up for hilarity when the 2 love birds move in and cuck Doug's style ala Arthur spooner

6-7 so far. Hot wife is hot.

Fun fact: there is no laugh track, that's the world echoing with laughter at this pure kino.

A cop doesn't seem like the type of guy who would let his daughter move in with her bf in his garage

Part time job as a mall cop maybe?

do you think we're gonna see any feet this season?

Cartballs actually made me laugh a little

shit ending felt like the grown ups expected to see Adam Sandler and David spade

KINO
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Tbh driving around in go carts shooting each other with paintball guns would be fun as fuck

Out of π, how good is this show?

I watched the 5 minute preview. this looks like shit

So were they able to block off the roads because they are cops? I'd love it if they brought up issues on nigs getting shot. Hilarity ensues with black friend

0.99999999999999999999999999 repeating :)

>yfw Murmur from The Sopranos is in this show.

that's not good, a 1 out of 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
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Post the entire thing for me bb

>liking kevin james

we should round you people up in camps

I'd get banned by the damnable mods

>He didn't ride the rollercoaster of laughs that was King of Queens during his formative years

Oh god I was still riding it but they removed in from the daily hour block ffs

king of queens had a good intro

youtube.com/watch?v=J9BTxAYDl2k

>that mom

MOMMY

beautiful