New webm thread

Try to help you out OP, btw where is it?

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I want to see the extended bullying scene

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more hot alpha females sexually bullying beta females pls

>She will never press up against you and bend your penis

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When will they learn?

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I bet he fucked her hard later to prove who's the bigger person

Thanks for the vomit.

I mean he's like six feet tall, and she's wearing heels.

That was a odd scene

>There will never be wholesome shows like Brady bunch again.

shooped?

Reminds me of that one Jodie Foster movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=IilXPWh7ajc

Diamonds

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where the fuck does the cell phone go

>THE GREAT DEBATE

Jan vs. Marsha.

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m8 that's an american chick, not like the arabs women in capeshit movies right now

Marsha. Duh. Jan sucked.

I get a vibe that Jodie Foster got pimped out as a kid, and that's probably the reason she became a lesbian

Correct answer is

yes

What happens next?

Anyone has that new Webm of Anne Hathaway flaunting her ass while smiling?

They go on a road trip

where this from ?

You are not alone.

Wouldn't surprise me. She was doing all kids of sexual things in movies.

youtube.com/watch?v=xeUOUNNpYMc

Keeping Up with the Joneses

They're the same height without heels, aren't they?

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IMAGINE

>The Roy Andersson Collection Blu-ray still isn't available in the US

Fuck you for reminding me.

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fucking whore

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Imagine being James Cameron directing this scene.

Love it. With how fragile his ego is, he was definitely mad as fuck on the inside.

Is this worth watching? The plot synopsis on IMDB makes it sound like garbage and the last movie I saw that little girl in she couldn't act worth shit.

>where the fuck does the cell phone go

Up her ass

>No blood

I did like how the Predator cocked his head.

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Naa, she has 4-5 inches on him.

Are you retarded?

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Not the worse film I ever seen, but I have no plans to watch it again.

Damn, wasn't blunt in her early 20s in that movie.

this is so fucking goofy lol

>Watch Charlie Wilson war when it came out.
>Thought that girl was really sexy, forgot who she was.
>Its fucking blunt.

wew. this scene has everything

I can just image her heels rubbing my neck as I fuck her hard.

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kek

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gosh i wonder why this show has high ratings

Thanks, I didn't even know but I really needed this.

thats really great

Not posted this webm in months

>Jim literally gets to experience this every night
WAKE ME UP

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>asexual
>canadian
Every time.

fucking kek, this is hilarious

how the fuck did a bitchboi like Toby became a leading man?

Imagine being Jamie Lee Curtis in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Jamie and not only stand there while you flaunt your disgusting body in front of yourself, the favorable lighting barely concealing your stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while you perfected that strip. Not only having to tolerate your monstrous fucking visage but your haughty attitude as everyone on set tells you you've STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch your mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on your dimpled stomach as you suck it in to writhe it suggestively at yourself, sadly assured that you are not enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in your "statuesque (for that is what the director calls you)" beauty, the beauty you fruitlessly worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could smash every single mirror in this room before the props master could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Jamie Lee Curtis . You're not going to lose your continued acting career over this. Just bear it. Contort your face and bear it.

but the redhead is hotter

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>he cums in pies

Honestly I find this pretty hot. For some reason women adjusting their tits always gets my engine running.

manlet detected

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I hope the sequel provides even more keks

Karate Kid?

>dat ass

but he's flat like a surf board

All memes aside.

This was a hilarious and great transformation from a plain looking woman to a tranny.

>the kid getting the ball in the face

Yep, that Shue

>He doesn't know the legend of Tugboat Maguire

No one?

is the new one gonna have this shit?

i might actually get it if i can have another ethnic cleansing sim

I like the urgency in which he pulls of his gun kek

Current Shue is superior

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No idea

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Third nuke WHEN?

What movie is this? I swear I've seen a trailer and it's driving me insane trying to remember the name.

All shue is good. Much like all Nora/Coon is good.

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Ruthie was not beil, but still damn fine.

Lamb

...w-what happens? Does he fuck his daughter?

Yet he still got to pound that tight pink pussy with his BBC, how can whiteboys compete?

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I had to suffer though The leftovers to find out. You will too.

id like to fuck beverly mitchell (i know its not her in the webm)

ots hard to find fapmaterial from her

literally the only memorable scene in the whole movie

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Thats a lot of clothes.

I guess I should go and look though 7th heaven for Bevery Mitchell moments.

what do you guys make your webms with?

for you

its in alaska or something

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xmedia recode

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Will HBO ever have an interesting show idea like this one again?

ffmpeg or webm for retards

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I hope so.

>multiple wives
>still has to pick up his own drycleaning

hopefully westworld be good

and night all

If I am in town I pick up the drycleaning since the wives normally are on the homestead.

movie?

>it ain't me starts playing

I remember this. Bill was a such a hypocrite. Here he is banging 3 women and justifying it well Benny gets chastised for one. Okay, sure he wasn't married to her but still 3 women? Come on, Bill

kek this is literally those autistic threads in an actual movie

hnnng

checkd

headed to bed, but marriage is the important part.

You can be married to more then one woman, but no sex prior to marriage.

Where Bill was a hypocrite is that he fucked margie and Anna before they where married.

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>wanting a skinny jew

>new

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night...for real...

>that stomach

jesus christ help me

So what you're saying is I should give Farscape another shot?

That lucky faggot

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tokyo drifter senpai

oh yes, the days when moderately quick action was considered too fast and confusing for american audiences.

shit, i've been meaning to watch this!

anyone got the webm of yojimbo slicing the dudes arm off or the initial ambush scene in sword of doom?

it's a cruel cruel cruel summer

youtube.com/watch?v=ebIhzVlmGls

how do you make webms/

>ah geez ya know

you know you're fucked when a guy grabs the blade of your sword and somehow manages to pull it out of your grip without losing his hand, before tossing it into a wall, thoroughly removing the blade from being used.

those girls don't give a fuck about her

just so you know, she's had sex with far more manlets than anything else.

He fixes her cable

More like she fixes his cable

When did my reactfu become so lewd?

Did you watch season 2? Worth it or no

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wish I could see her face

here's one with a face

here you go

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Oh man haven't seen this movie in so long, this was like one of my pre-teen favourites.

What the fuck. That's almost exactly what I thought she'd look like.

>these girls who make little music videos of their outfits every day

oh sweet jesus

it's harmless fun, user

What is this from?

Post your favorite lookbooks.

youtube.com/watch?v=qO_bqmxz13c

>That poster
kek

>what is brazilian facesitting porn

assassination of jesse james

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Cuck Robert Ford

webm for retards / bakas.

Obligatory webm

please post more Seagal, senpai

thanks senpai, need to make some yojimbo/sword of doom webms

This is the only other one I have

What happened? I know he got fat but did he just give up?

he gave up around the year 2000 and just started making pure shit straight to dvd

>IMAGINE

>How I met my wife
>kidnaps a little girl

Oh I don't like where this is going

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A LOOKBOOK

Literally the first time I've ever found Miley Cyrus attractive, holy shit.

Basically /fa/ for normies

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>this is a thing

it's almost unreal how hot she was from 2000-2010

same

>5 layers
>6 if you include the badge

FWP

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>them cheekbones
>that face

What went right?

That happens a lot in Hollywood

thats kinda slutty there miley

>her mom is choreographs her dances

I'm glad that tween girls all over the country idolize her.

Totally forgot how much I liked God Bless America. Bobcat is based af

Looks like the worst shootout of all time

Did Rucka threw a bitch fit over this? Or that was before the "I identify as female but I'm no trans tho"

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Based synths

>I'm gonna give you a little tip. I'll even give you a pack of cigarettes for it. Something to last you the rest of your life.

I was unaware that whoring out your daughter was legal

Only after she's 18.

delet pls

i thought she was super cute in this movie, wish i could come into her room every night and fuck her while she was doped on those meds at the end

that movie is complete trash, and you should feel bad

Good movie.

1:26 diamonds

youtube.com/watch?v=qMM9Uv9VW4Q

Last one

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>wearing that in public

>not finding pre-trainwreck Miley hot as fuck

they knew

>Canadian
I always lose it at this

i would beat some sense into her if i was him.

how a fuck up of a parent can he be ?

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think shed let me lick her feet live onstage?
think shed let me finish?

Good old Ariana.

>stand on giant fucking high heel shoes
>act smug about being taller than a man

this webm sucks. the flashing blue light prevents me from seeing that hot little mexican slut

my bitrate was set to 128kb for some reason.

Mayweather is like 5 feet tall

nigga she's 6'2 and Floyd is a manlet

Anybody got a webm of Dan's finest work?

he's also an overrated faggot. fuck him

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Ahhhhh

Hell yes

who is this scream queens show for exactly?

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>you will never wake up to this look

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pls leave

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I watched the first few episodes of this. It was absolutely trash and the main chicks are void of all charisma.

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>ywn be a womanlet dominated by an amazonian goddess
why live

SHE'S IN HER UNDERWEAR SO YOU CAN TELL SHE'S HOT THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS

>manlet detected

Wew, givin' me the vapors here, user.

should have ended on canadian

Humans. Will they ever learn?

this is Elvis' granddaughter

What movie is this?

Ralph Macchio?

I know I've seen this before. I just can't remember the name.

nvm i found it

I remember now, Swedish Love Story.

why do people like feet? I'll never get it

They don't, they're pretending to have a fetish.

Well, that was fucking odd. I didn't type this comment at all

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I wonder if this chick is still hot

Marguerite > Veronica

TONIGHT IM GONNA FUCK MY BROTHER

>slutcyrus doesn't do anything for me
>this does

ikr, you will be disappointed. after watching this shit again, i'm craving something with a steely eyed, dark haired skank who isn't kate beckinsale.

obligatory post

who's this book looker?

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she still looks doable I suppose

that was uncalled for

>Spreading your asshole on the hood of a car is dancing

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>lowrider

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>literacy

>greentexting on a Norwegian kite-flying forum is living

has she been in anything of note since NATM that i should check out?

She looks considerably worse since she lost weight

hmm....not as hot as blacked

>not putting your phone in your pocket immediatley so you can grab her pussy

WHY THE FUCK MAN

It's plasma, friend

she was on the L word, so assume she has some lesbian sex scenes in it

It was a gay club, nobody in that audience is interested in pussy

>tv series
>6 seasons
>lesbian drama

sigh, i don't know if it's worth it.

It's not

Believe me

understood.

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can anyone ID the source please?

into the badlands. pretty meh show besides the fight scenes

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thanks

what literacy xD

what movie is this?

>Jr.

Lamb 2015

And no, they don't fuck.

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your welcome

why not?
thanks btw.

a bad one

Hot

wat do?

me in the middle

the.
fuck?

so demi has always been a pedo, but it's okay since she's beautiful and nothing with a dick would ever deny her?

liked n saved

ebin

ditto Demi is beautiful but she has always been an attention whore

she's 19 there, kid's 15. Perfectly fine.

what movie

......wut

did that really hapen?

>brains
/r/ing Linnea Quigley's butt.

why boner

4u

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>tfw when no sister

>grab

don't worry. i have a sis and she's a fat fucking cow. when i tell ppl i have a sister, everyone thinks she'll be hot because i'm attractive, but no.

jesus snyder really went all out with the ultimate edition

am i the only one who though everyone was gonna run out the moment he walked into that store?

>pumped up kicks intensifies

ok. the symbiot gives you incredible confidence, but it can't decipher what's perceived as cool vs. its host's misconceptions?

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

floyd mayweather is known to be THE most hung guy in sports, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Sharapova's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and Sharapova moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Floyd'ss throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

Peter isn't cool. The fact that he no longer shy doesn't change the fact that he's a monumental dork

what DID he mean by that

dude, just check out their size difference. sharapova leans on him and makes that expression because he's literally the size of her average dildo. just looking at his bald head frustrates her; slightly confused by his disappearing behind without a huge jolt of sexual electricity in her ass. she can't help wanting to find him before her body takes over and uses mayweather as her personal large insertion in front of the entire audience. he reappears, she moves behind him and rests on him as she normally would something steady, fixed, and pleasure-filled, simply to understand its power.

damnit, someone find the sextape!

/r9k/ doesn't wanna believe it but if you act like you're worth a million bucks women will believe it as well. A confident average looking guy is more interesting than a good looking shy guy.

I get the point you're making but that webm literally has women looking at him with confusion and disgust and hurrying away from him