ITT: interview kino

jesus christ

how is he so alpha?

holy shit

a) he was way more drunk than I was prepared for

and

b) the 90s really were a much different time

any 10 second segment of that 5 minute video would be enough to sink a career in modern day

A classic
youtube.com/watch?v=5Se4wv9tz58

Goddamn, Ben.

More like what the fuck happened to that charming young lad?

Thanks, kind user.

>you will never go to your job and be paid while getting propositioned for sex by a world famous actress

fuck my life, honestly

Doesn't Craig Ferguson flirt with every one of his guests.

no

someone post the star trek beyond one where chris pine started getting all handsy with boutella

some retards on here started acting like he was borderline assaulting her and the thread turned into unintentional virginkino, the video is only sort of amusing but the thread was pure gold..

>not Osama Ben Ladin

She's fucking soaked. It's the little sleeve tug, along with everything else that gives it away.

>the cerebral palsy bit

fuckin savage, he ended up being good friends with some palsy fan and has brought him on set to all his movies, has him over for dinner and spoke at his graduation

I really really really like this image.

CUTE

>
holy shit eisenberg REKT that broad

he's like the casting couch of talk shows

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
do you think they fugaroo'd?

Hands off, it's mine

FORWARD

Niggers. I have to do it by myself.
youtube.com/watch?v=y2PisE9s4gE

A
C U T E

This.

any interview with her is just absolute sex

youtube.com/watch?v=ow06MWUhgEM

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>eisenberg actually behaves like zuckerberg

explains why social network is his one great performance

he was playing himself

lewd

>why you covering your titties

Truly the real Bruce Wayne

youtube.com/watch?v=P3RgrAWfyBA

just a little

jesus id cum in my pants if kate mara ever flirted with me.

rude

mein gott she used to be so adorable

>1:23
holy kek

>used to be

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one of my favorites

BRUCE

>Hershlag fangirling
more!

She aged horribly

;_;
is that why she turned out to be a complete whore?

I can't help it

wow dave is so creepy

>Jersey Girl promotion

Wasn't he married to Jennifer Lopez?

lmfao that entire eisenberg interview is great

he's such a shitlord

that facial expression just says it all.

Hershlag strikes me as the type who got passed around pretty regularly. Difference is she handled the sex much better than Jodie Foster.

take that back

natalie is a virgin and pure

jesus that was great. and the bitch was laughing at it, unaware that she was being shit on the entire time.

>starred in a Luc Besson movie at the age of 12

Let's not kid ourselves here, user.

literally delete this post before i come over to your house and delete your face

Plazturbation
youtube.com/watch?v=GZKhTd4boHE

My dick, she totally fawning over him, theyd better have banged that night.

I have a shit face so please come over.

>and the bitch was laughing at it, unaware that she was being shit on the entire time.
It's scripted you autistic mgtow virgin

>and the bitch was laughing at it, unaware that she was being shit on the entire time.
Jesus Christ

y-you too

It wasn't scripted, she even wrote a blog post about how Jesse was like her jerk little brother

Jersey girl came out right after they split if I remember.

>and the bitch was laughing at it, unaware that she was being shit on the entire time.

There's more than one person arguing with you

youtube.com/watch?v=aTH8Fj9S3fA

Awkward negro-kino

I would like to apologize to the Afro-Americans...

It was always either Craig flirted with the guest or the guest flirted with him.

The best ones were where it was mutual.

muslims have always been better at women

>Craig_interviews_Alice_Eve.youtubes

what a slayer

look at that face. what a kike. you call that beaufitul Cred Forums .. holy fuck.

Exactly what I had in mind.

youtu.be/334A7gvsMQw

Gerard depardieu

Argentinian tv

Every Eric Andre interview

Every Tim and Eric interview

You think they fucked after?

Jesse Eisenberg is just an awkward fuck, not necessarily his fault whatsoever

>it's an "actress wears something revealing because she want's Craig's dick" episode

America went completely to shit when Craig left the Late Late Show. It was the last bastion.

Tyler The Creator's interviews are literally kino

No you wouldnt

So they didn't fuck?

Keep on rockin' in the free world and doot doodadoodoo...

Kill yourself

Eisenberg looked like a fag the whole time.

He's got social anxiety shit, he always seems like a fag

Imagine if your average Cred Forums goer got really famous and did an interview with her

He read a guide to picking up chicks and tried to neg her. I'm almost positive.

Why doubt me bro?

yes. she was raised by an executive board of lower level hollywood jews in her crucial formidable years

I fucking love that Eisenberg video
that girl is not used to dealing with people who don't want to fuck her

>she couldnt handle his banter

It's been 3 years Romina, give up

>what am I thinking right now
>legos
>correct
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

youtu.be/jCaxKq5KFQM

oh shit

...

she's so god damn cute.

>that anecdote about her dad

My dick.

wow

black and white even though we have color

deep

introspective

progressive

i would say it really makes me think

Yeah it looked like that.

>It's a Craig interviews Marion Cotillard episode
HNNGGG SO CUTE
youtube.com/watch?v=jkLzqwcDTiE

youtube.com/watch?v=rMUZW3sijUk

>It's a Craig interviews Vera Mariga episode
YES I LOVE YOU QUIRKY AUTISTIC MOMMY
youtube.com/watch?v=1Yf1RDtlgy8

I'm allergic to NSAIDs

They all have different mechanisms of action. You can't be allergic to all of them you degenerate

Anyone?

This.

Eisenberg is an argumentative loquacious motherfucker and she just got trampled. That's why he delivers all that sorkinese so well. I do the same thing to my grandma and my sister every time we talk because I grew up in a separate household that was 100% sarcastic banter.

she's so god damn sexy in that interview

Wow you sound like an alpha bro
Don't stop handing out those verbal beatdowns on your granny

she's not even jewish

that is honestly the thirstiest girl ive ever seen

I'm just marveling at the fact that of all things, this is what donald glover would consider getting a tattoo of

DESU

i cant believe she was actually mad at him after that interview
they were both laughing the entire time, i don't get it bros

It's not even like that, I just speak a different language, not my problem if you can't deal.

youtu.be/fmU6LH_Iq-Y
>Emily Blunt will NEVER knee you repeatedly in the balls
Just die in my sleep already ( ._.) ( ;_;)

frog here, this is anne-marie losique, she is a quebec porn star nothing surprising here

>no one posts the video of that nerd kid literally asking Mila to a bar

youtube.com/watch?v=z4Ezruu1oeQ

Because you browse creepy threads like this on Cred Forums in the middle of the night

People with little experience in witty banter get butthurt if they "lose" a (what a banterer would call a conversation, but a normie might call an argument)

Yeah I can really tell how acerbic your tongue is. Grannies and sisters don't stand a chance!

Would it have helped if there was a subtitle that said (Uncomfortable Laughter)?

You may have aspergers, friend

They're just the only ones I have to talk to that don't keep up. I'm not saying I'm hard bro, I just talk and think in a different mode.

I fucking love this whole thing. Tom Cruise turns 100% serious and the dude who sprayed him cant handle it.

>Mila Kunis will never take your virginity
Why even live

Persian Thunder getting btfo by based billy bob

youtu.be/IJWS6qyy7bw

it legitimately didnt seem to bad and they were both clearly enjoying themselves throughout the interview

He was just teasing
Tell me, if she was truly uncomfortable would she have done that stupid thumb trick as if he had never seen it before? would she have started giggling when he found out she wrote questions on her hand if she just couldnt stand being around him?
literally no reason to be upset whatsoever

Yeah bro! You're on a different level! WOO!

youtu.be/Tlrvif8nrck

Emma Watson fanboy gets surprise interview with her. Acts like a complete autist during the interview.

youtube.com/watch?v=axCvZtCKyZI

>that editing
fuck outa here

White power dubs got em

Its for ADHD YouTube fags, no bully pls

wtf is this shit

youtube.com/watch?v=eoTY_muIwqQ

embrace the misogny

I want to be him ;_;

>women treat man like object
>this gives him power
Good for him, I hope he fucks all of them twice.

literally king of Cred Forums

Is he /ourguy/?

You think this guy would mentor me in the ways of the Forward Young Man?

Who's gonna play him in the inevitable biopic

Baby Goose, of course.

He clearly loves penis.

Literally /ourguy/

HAHAHAHA oh my god that Eisenberg video

The sad part is I'm in love with that girl now

is that really her?

Actually it was the middle of day here at the time. It's now midnight. Calm yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=-r1jJUUSBns

I fucking hate both of these people

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vietnamese detected

what did she mean by tbhis

clearly alluding to the fetishization of terrorism by right wing media

hot af tho my nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=zdzY49xlvdY

youtu.be/Rpt0qf5qowg
Gordon Keith has best interviews, goes in when they're doing promotionals and tries to make them laugh.

Who /mommy/ and proud here???

beck's levels blew away all the talentless "dj" faggots in this game
youtube.com/watch?v=mwZtt4Q9CxY

these are considered some of the finest musicians of their time, keep that in mind

Richard Ayoade is a glorious autist and I love him
youtube.com/watch?v=jjC3ycS_2js

But he's intentionally being like that. He's a comedian and he's upsetting the interviewer who likes interviews to have a certain structure, and likes having the power (as can be seen in the interview where he makes RDJ scamper off on the verge of tears).

youtube.com/watch?v=ALBwaO-rAsE
Suppose that's sort of interview kino too in terms of how bad Krishnan Guru Murthy

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God is this real? I'm starting to feel bad for Refn
>Autist
>Dyslexic
>Colorblind
>no gf till 24
>at the edge of divorce and paying alimony

He really doesn't want to make eye contact huh

youtube.com/watch?v=iXj_GDktXaA

Why is Gosling dressed like somebody's grandmother?

No. That's Maxres deFault.

Who is this "Maxres deFault"?

>hack silverman telling a long dull story
>marky mark shits on her

confirmed /our guy/

hnnng

Not sure if this has been posted yet:
youtube.com/watch?v=-0f9fpwGsyg

>Dat ragequit
What a little bitch

Kek

lel, the interviewer knows he is getting rekt by a superior wit and can't do anything about it

Based Duncan. Must be them alpha Bowie genes.
This interview made me watch the movie, and I ended up enjoying it (as a non-Warcraft player).

hes related to david bowie?

He's his son.

I never knew he had a son.

youtube.com/watch?v=FEZjZ72KYaw

I thought Bowie was gay

Why did he leave? I don't get it...
Did he not like the movie and thought that presenting it so positively was bad or too forced to continue?

I thought there's someone off-screen to the right he's talking too, and Dorner's thirsty as fuck.

Nope, 100% straight. He pretended to be bisexual for a stage gimmick in the 1970s though.

love it

Because he got rekt. None of his loaded questions were working. So he rage-quitted.

I remember seeing a clip from some talk show where the host got the interviewer to dub over the interview with the shit he wanted to say and it was cringy as fuck.
I think it was on The Last Leg, but I can't find a clip of it.

>"These breasts are very firm"
>"Suspiciously firm"

Damn... Affleck bringing in his mad-dog alpha game.

youtube.com/watch?v=IJWS6qyy7bw
Used to think Lorne Malvo in Fargo was a good performance, this proved he wasn't acting

Still can't tell if that Eisenberg one was a skit

>Is it true you tried to kill your step mother
>I pointed a gun at her and pulled the trigger... but it didn't work
>Gosling just loses it

I can't even tell if he's serious

Why isn't Craig the Tonight Show host?

Turned SJW out of guilt

GENETICALLY INFERIOR

FUCKING SHITS

anyone got the refn autism pasta?

>That's not the kind of movie you want people to see
>[Mara] Or is it?
She's a dirty little slut.

youtube.com/watch?v=scBVZ2Ykdnk

>Every time I see you on stage, I think of that picture of you as a boy
>the naked one?
>I'd love that one. I'd look at that one, if I found it.

The Goose is such a likable guy.

Chris isn't a nerd, he's a top lad.
youtube.com/watch?v=lhRpixh5Zv8

youtube.com/watch?v=QpUqpLh0iRw

youtube.com/watch?v=k8JheFD5h3w
youtube.com/watch?v=ALgM_Dszkes
youtube.com/watch?v=HjTuq_mFOdk

inb4 cuck

no idea what you're talking about

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This. Very "I'm that g-g-gorilla dick d-daddy."

MRA here. A man could never get away with this.

youtube.com/watch?v=lVE0jI-6Shw

Start watching at 23:05. Excellent 30min interview.

"pretended"

>you will never drink her spit
why even go on living bros

zuckerberg doesn't behave like that in real life, he is just a petty cunt.

MORE LIKE INTERVIEW PINO

PINO GRIGIO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Craig Ferguson interviewing the qt he broke up with because he didn't want to get married again. Except he got married again to another woman later.

youtu.be/0zC9RFI0UAc?t=222

jesus christ

youtu.be/mb7zN_b3GZA
Blockhead joe gets whats comin to him

stop shilling this literally who

Can i get a shoop of this with the other sex handsign?
the one with the index finger going into the OK symbol

they make these interviews in the same room with different interviewers. his time was probably up and someone else was coming in.

Seems more like he got up before his time was up though (the confused look on Duncans face)

dude, he fucked Mick Jagger and Iggy Pop more than once

This hasn't been posted in a while.

youtu.be/Ngf6hMWSmFA

He had pretty good ratings bub

Listen to yourself. Your not a known man.

Holy fuck Gerard

>youtube.com/watch?v=HjTuq_mFOdk

Ive always wondered if this was real. On one hand it's Tim and Eric, but on the other the vitriol and anger of the, for some fucking reason, shirtless ginger on the far left seems genuine.

"I'm not married. NO CHILDREN. PLS NOTICE ME."

He is french. He didn't even start being intimate with her.

He was drunk as fuck.

she just looks sleepy desu

shit like this is why I stopped giving a fuck about the video game industry. bunch of autists.

He should of left. That fucking spoiled brat wasn't even prepared. Don't wast your time on shit people.

This had nothing to do with videogames, what's your problem

It was great

youtube.com/watch?v=5F6dXcW-_Fc
youtube.com/watch?v=PGaFC5AZcpQ

youtube.com/watch?v=gl6R5ROEaDY

>the kate mara interview

muh dick

Always deserves a repost

youtube.com/watch?v=IJWS6qyy7bw

you posted this 3 times already faggot

That w-wasn't m-m-me

youtube.com/watch?v=qglX6R20gJU
always thought this one was pretty funny.

the jesse eisenberg interview is great because if you listen closely, eisenberg wasn't even trying to be rude, the girl just kept making it worse for herself

>you're like the carrottop of interviewers
>i'm gonna cry now
He didn't mean you're an awful interviewer you cunt, he meant that carrottop uses props and you brought a deck of cards

Obviously

She seems to be horny and wants him.

Why the sleeve tug? What does it mean?

>>at the edge of divorce and paying alimony
wut

so like what like were like you like thinking like when like you like had like to like sit like next like to your like dad like and watch like that like scene like from the movie?

put a condom on

Are we supposed to think Billy Bob was right in this? No one gives a shit about his hobby ffs.

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wtf i love tom hanks now!

>it's a Craig Ferguson saves your life episode

youtube.com/watch?v=7ZVWIELHQQY

Miss that guy

>go up to Anne Hathaway
>tell her I would love to be inside her and come in her warm body
>don't get called a forward young man
>get escorted off the premises

Feels bad.

Which actresses would you want to make wet (enjoy making horny) if you interviewed them?

>I'm blushing on the inside

What did she mean by this?

>now
Better late than never, I guess

Helen Mirren

I'll give you kino
youtube.com/watch?v=lL0WayC7jW0

youtube.com/watch?v=2suTdb6AvJ0

Aki Kaurismäki being interviewed by some fans while drunk ouf of his fucking mind. I think he's like that most of the time though.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8X-L8z52v4M

skip to 1:29

Burt Reynolds is a shitbag.

First video is spot on on what is wrong with women today.

cant find the part where he says it and cbf watching 5 minutes of these people.

Does Uno Farto count?

I'll honestly have a blast if I ever have a laidback friend like him

>I'll honestly have a blast if I ever have a laidback friend like him
Cheeky cunt

>ywn be as charming and handsome as the Goose

JDIMSA

youtube.com/watch?v=mDrIbsmBsJ0

youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM

y'know?

This fucking guy again. How does he keep getting away with it?

youtube.com/watch?v=axCvZtCKyZI

Do desperate actors do this to get regular pussy. Get drunk before the interview and harass the fuck out of the girls. They all seem to like it tho.

>I got everything when I got famous

you're bananas

youtube.com/watch?v=yP6LkvXN5LY

keef is 100% autistic, jesus christ i knew he was dumb but he's an actual retard

The ultimate madman
youtube.com/watch?v=6p0sr2BejUk

I read that as "Obama Ben Landis"

She's just exhausted and trying to stay awake.

It must be hard being smirkfu... everyone thinks you're being flirty or sarcastic all the time because of your partial facial paralysis

>smirkfu
Who? Pancakefu you mean, surely?

I have a breast envy fetish, so they are not the end of the world.

Theres not enough interviews where they know and acknowledge that the movie being discussed is shit. Girl is cute af tho, she ever go on to do anything?

This guy isn't autistic, this is what the ghetto is like

Notice how his eye contact is always darting around, never fixed on the other person. They do this shit because eye contact turns into aggression so quickly.

Ad he's always looking around, trying to appear casual as he stays aware of his surroundings. That's because violence can happen at any second, but you don't want to look afraid.

Glad I saved this one.

>me on the right

>me on the left
Love how your body feels pressed against mine, user.

Love these

am in love

Based Truls

>discussing threesomes with a 14 year old girl

Man, it truly was a different time.

Or Carla Gugino
They'd actually fuck you unlike the little tease bitches

>[YouTube] Jesse Eisenberg Does Some Magic From 'Now You See Me' - Univision Noticias
Is that moot?

ted cruz?

>not posting best part
youtu.be/VsAqrrW3ZJc?t=671

>It's always the same 5 stale videos that gets posted
Almost as if real life has no meme potential.

>It's a Mark really wanted to become a nurse episode

>His love of film is equalled only by his despair at contemporary cinema – not least his own. He insists no director has made a masterpiece since the 1970s. What about Scorsese? He snorts, and glugs. "Goodfellas is bullshit. It is the lousiest film ever, ever made. After Raging Bull, he was a lousy amateur." Terrence Malick? "The first one [Badlands] was OK. That was in the 1970s. After that they were Christian bullshit."

>There is just time to top up with a beer. I ask Kaurismäki why he has not made a film in six years. Because his films are dreadful, he says; he is getting old and slowing down, and he has already given too much of his life to cinema. What has he been doing with his time? "I prefer to wander around mushroom areas in the forest." Eating them? "Of course. Finland has the best." He gives me a handy hint on hallucinogenics. "Cook them before you put them in the tea. I don't give recipes, but I only eat the ones I pick."

irl shidbosting :D :D :D

Why is Craig Ferguson so fucking charming?

Why can't I be that fucking charming?

BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=UD3byJxc9Vc

>all those lewd jokes
damn letterman was great

She is absolutely perfect.

Kristen Bell confirmed to be a dirty ass licking slut
youtu.be/LA0_XCPPAkA

Luc Besson made her a woman...

wtf i love finland now

Alison a cuuuuuuute!

lol turns out Marion is a slut

>le punching up comedy shtick
Craig's a hack.

Maybe I'm subconsciously jealous of him, but I really don't get why women seem to find him super hot. He kind of has a rat face

He's tall, dresses decently, has a decent haircut, and works out. That's literally all you need to do to get women.

Kidman is a predator

imagine if he did this today..

he would never work again

His banter is garbage. There's no such thing as a little league softball team. And why would calling someone by their last name mean you're close with them? If anything, it's the opposite. Guy is a simpleton.

wtf i love lex luthor now

that was great

youtube.com/watch?v=5Se4wv9tz58
KINO
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Fucking lol, he's funnier than his movies

That would be me if i didnt have such small hands

fuck my life

what the fuck you two

youtube.com/watch?v=XszIT9eCTrA

youtube.com/watch?v=d6OwEUIXhi4

EAT THAT COOKIE, BOY

Why is she so perfect?

If someone edited out the dude and it was just the qt3.14 I would watch this everyday

the funniest one

>gordon keith and galifinimakiakis

Literal 10/10