ITT: things you thought were patrician and embraced by later realized were actually pleb shit

ITT: things you thought were patrician and embraced by later realized were actually pleb shit

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Sherlock
In Bruges
Girl w/ dragon tattoo
Alien/Prometheus
Cloud Atlas
Vertigo
Network

Film might have been better with a different actor than Orlando Bloom

>cloud atlas

i agreed with everything in your post except for that

then you are a globalist shill.

im not tho

thats just a great film

what happened to lucius vorenus? did he drown?

>tribalism bad because men bad
>everything social construct
>true true
>all equal, all same, all valuable, all human

t. global citizen

Yes.

Im a sucker for crusade shit so I really like this film

funny that you mention that, Lucius was in the first 30 or so minutes of the movie as an Italian soldier.

>Vertigo
>Alien

This just shows that you are a pleb for thinking these are pleb films

to be fair though, vertigo is overrated pleb trash

it's a decent movie but not even in the top 5 of best hitchcock

Vertigo
>muh stalking a mysterious girl housewife fantasy trash
Alien
>muh buffoonish men now know what it's like to get raped

>Alien
>muh buffoonish men now know what it's like to get raped

this isnt even approaching film criticism btw

Hmm, perhaps that is because I don't think it belongs in the category of films worthy of extended criticism. The same reason why sesame street escapes my wrath.

>I disagree with a film's political agenda so it is bad
You can hate all you want on propaganda, but Potemkin and the triumph of the will are both masterpieces.

I'm a sucker for anything historical that's pre-20th century

> Cloud Atlas

Jesus christ... How could you ever have thought that was patrician? I was literally laughing my ass off by the time the speech at the end came.

>Movie spends entire time saying how similar Islam and Christianity are
>Templars are portrayed as bigots
>Even when they're in control of the city the Templars don't massacre or expel the Muslims
>Saladin takes over
>Movie cuts off before Saladin kills all the Christians in Jerusalem

this

ITT op started pretending to like a movie because he wanted to appear smarter but since he had no genuine interest in it and nobody fell for his ruse he got mad and blames the movie instead of himself.

Kingdom of Heaven is pretty good by the way.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saladin#Capture_of_Jerusalem

When did he massacre the city again? Not in 1187 like you were suggesting...