ITT: Actors that never do a nude scene

ITT: Actors that never do a nude scene

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Thank god

It can't happen soon enough.

>tfw you will never see Miranda naked
don't make my cry, OP

But we all know who has

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So jelly of him *sigh*

She's already gone bare ass multiple times. If she doesn't have weird nips, she'll do a nude scene soon. If she doesn't, you know it's because weird nips.

Or saggers which is why Pam from the office will never do one. I just know she has gross saggy granny tits

>talk all the time about going around nude in college
>above nudity now that she's in hollywood

they seem good
i'm sure she made that up

>I can't see her areolas but they look good

k

I said "they seem good"

Also you can see the outline, or you can look up the x-rayed version

We can hope

>you'll never lick her kike cunt
>you'll never be her goy toy

this is shopped right?

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Why is she so perfect, lads?

life is suffering bros

il never tire of juan pablos face

>perfect
>clearly the result of inbreeding

wew lad

shut the fuck up faggot

>she started shaving

s m h what a waste

thicc ASR was superior

Obviously going to happen someday. Hell, maybe in her new Netflix series. Its done by the chick that did Orange is the New Black. She loves showing tits.

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To do a nude scene she'd have to take off the human suit and reveal her ostrich body.

Rich man's Margot Robie

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Poor man's Jessie Jane

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S A D B O Y S

nah

And it's too late now.....

>American film and tv can't tell a story without nudity and sex scenes
>Refusing to get naked on screen for an actor is like entering a triathlon without a bike

>American film and tv can't tell a story without nudity and sex scenes

Didn't they censor breasts in the first episode o that show about making crystal meth and murdering people?

Holy shit. Is this a joke? Did that just fall through the cracks or is it intentional?

This thread is actually a lot more difficult than I expected.

Just wait, she is a far worse actor than people make her out to be. She already plays the "good looking boring girl". Her as Jean was atrocious. nudes will come.

see

Ditto

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Now that one breaks my heart

>Why is she so perfect, lads?
thicc ass

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but she has

many a time

Are you serious?
Literally google Jaime Pressly.

Poison Ivy 3 for a fucking start

Poison Ivy (I think)
look it up on pornhub

>knows Jaime Pressly
>not familiar with her impressive back catalogue of skin flicks

Seriously?

nobody wants to see a 38yo naked

I posted that because it's the most sfw webm I have of her from that, I'm not getting banned just because you've never seen the glories of Poison Ivy 3

speak for yourself, manchild

heh

Man all of the Buffy / Angel cast are prudes

Charisma Carpenter did do a nude shoot

Season 1 willow and buffy would be golden.

Did Faith's actress ever do nudes?

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>implying

Once AoS is cancelled, she's going straight into the netflix titty bucket

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It's intentional. Put in by Joss. The boys are treating her different because she's a girl in the boys play room.

If it's any consolation, there's a pornstar that looks like Alyson Hannigan.

Boobs and butt. So did Anya and Darla.

Only Sarah, Aly and Michelle haven't, I think. Oh ,and Amy.

whose leaked nudes would make the internet explode the most? I think here it would have to be emma watson, those would get spammed for years, pretty sure.

>there's a pornstar that looks like Alyson Hannigan

Are you going to post a pic, or just random red haired girls who look nothing like her?

Okay. I was just worried it was an unintentional awkward moment or something

Remember the supposed "Alyson Hannigan hotel room sex tape" that floated around in the Kazaa/Limewire years?

She's practically shown her butt hole on instagram. Only a matter of time until she shows some boob

SO PROBLEMATIC

she was willing to go nude for Sleeping With Other People but the director didn't want it

This is why all faggots must be burned at stake.

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The director was a woman.

You're saying women don't find her attractive?

This is why women shouldn't be allowed to leave the kitchen.

Probably for media reasons. She knew if it happened, the movie might as well be called Alison Brie's Tits.

>ywn buy a ticket for Alison Brie's Tits

I'm legitimately mad

More like money hating reasons

first thing that came to my head as I opened the thread

What's his name again?

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Dan "bareback rider" Schneider

She should have done it when she was still in her prime.

it's well known she has magnet pole tits, one points west one points right. theyre beautiful in a bra though

damnit, like some of the other ones in this thread, by the time she shows the goods her body will be hagard. it's like if you called your weed dealer for a bag and he gives it to you 10 years later all stale and you don't even smoke anymore.

these whores need to learn to leverage their tits when they still look good. SMG, kristen bell, emma watson, i could go on. Shame on you all for waiting too long

you kidding me, after she's too old for dan she'll probably be so fucked up she'll be in porn

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>it's like if you called your weed dealer for a bag and he gives it to you 10 years later all stale and you don't even smoke anymore
that´s really the best analogy you could think of? fucking manchildren

not a bad thing

I wasn't too sad about this before, but then I saw Michelle Trachtenberg: THICC edition.
I imagined MT:TE in all her unclad glory... And then I wept.

i wish shed bare herself. i know she wants to. they just havent given her the opportunity

She was thicc a year or two ago. She's straight up fat now.

Sucks. But we'll always have beach Kristen, user.

FREE THEM MICHELLE FOR THE GREATER GOOD

is nice

Aren't there fappening photos of her and Dave Franko?

>literally perfect
but yeah she's essentially retired now

fake

>magnet pole tits
>one points west
>one points right

The science checks out

That chick in those pics is literally a one-armed British model, bruh

Nah

Read the Blind Items sometimes m8

I don't want to see a naked bird. thank god.

I don't know what Blind Items have got to do with it but the supposed Brie/Franco "Fappening" pics were proved false almost right away, they're of some British vegan lesbo one-armed model called Emily who looks like pic related. You can actually she her arm is missing in the rest of the supposed photos.

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>She's already gone bare ass multiple times.
proof or it never happened

Actresses who always do nude scenes?

youtube.com/watch?v=rdW9fEF9kPo

>one points west one points right
Hmm really makes u think

this:

sadly

I hate America

This is the worst feel

>someone wakes up everyday and gets his dick sucked by THIS
life is not fair, it's a game rigged from the start

>current year
>asking for lewd photos of a Jew on a cerebral palsy support group bbs

The entire USC football team?

>someone
that someone being the guy who plays her son

Those flawless feet.

Kinda faked, but seems good enough.

I really doubt she will actually go nude in a movie now. Time has passed, probably.

100% fake tits

but, user birds are naked already

i swear to god i saw a video of sarah michelle gellar nude years ago

it was when she was on SNL with will farrell - the sketch where she covers her boobs with her hands, but it was an outtake/blooper where she was actually topless

i swear it exists but i never found it again... maybe she got it deleted from the internet or something

wth that means