Ask someone who has seen everything in the Criterion Collection anything

Ask someone who has seen everything in the Criterion Collection anything.

WHY YA GOTTA GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED?

Tell me more about that pic.

Link to Avril porn plz
Who gives a fuck about the Criterion Collection
Seriously though people who do are all insufferable

She's a big girl.

>calls herself "avril vagine"

funny, but she looks more like avril fattine

HE WAS A SKATER BOY. SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY

What did you think of Naked Lunch?
I miss my DVD...
Lent it out and the bitch moved away.

First time I've ever found her hot.

damn she THICC and sexy af

What is your favorite movie NOT in the collection?

As someone who has seen everything in the Criterion Collection, who is this semen demon?

Is that girl wearing panties?

avril vs miley when?

i didnt plan to, but i guess its time to fap

I think I fapped to the chick in OP but in different videos.

what are five movies you think don't belong in the collection and what are three that you think belong?

and eras

Absolute perfect level of THICC holy shit, I am dying here.

Are you enlightened, brother?

I would love to get properly violent against her. Just punch her down, pin her to the floor and roughly grope her tits, hitting her every time she struggled. Then I'd rape her and absolutely pummel the shit out of her face once I was done. Then in a couple of hours I'd do it all again. And again and again and again until I was finally brought to justice and made to answer for my crimes.

Honestly I'd take her home pull her pants down, see that tat and kick her out of the house, I've got some fucking class

what the fuck is going on there

What's a "hidden gem" of the collection, that no one seems to pay attention to?

grrrrrrrrr gah fine! I admit it I think Avril Lavigne is super sexy. I've kept it inside for 15 years because I thought the whole scenester pop punk princess shit was bullshit but god damn her in that look with her cute face and tight body gets my dick's attention every time, I'm so ashamed! And it kills me to think I grew up only a few hours away from her so if circumstances had been right I could have sealed the deal before those douche nozzles from Sum 41 and Nickleback!!!11

thanks. i was supposed to go to sleep an hour ago

Need sauce sooo bad. I loved this vid but cant find it anymore

...

It's a little thing called american cuisine.

>Ask someone who has seen everything in the Criterion Collection anything.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

Look at this photograph

I bet she thinks that's thicc, bitch that's just fat.

ffffffffff OP
Got sauce? I just woke up man, wasn't planning on fapping

>name of slut is in filename
>name of vid is in the pic
Have your coffee first user

Is she a midget or somethin

what the FUCK

That's not thicc, this is thicc