WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Sadly there is still no cure for gays

Ok

>Karen
>JB
>Vin Diesel

I will watch dis

best paid actor atm.
"gimmick"

Movie shot looks like some retarded ben stiller teen comedy like night at the museum.
you heard it here first btw, CGI Robin Williams will make an appearance in the last act.

>The Rock
>Hot chick
>Jack black
>Token black
Is this the most paint-by-numbers Hollywood remake yet?

Very progressive :)

>best paid actor atm.
??

why do they post on instagram such a low resolution pic lol they clearly got them to pose like lames but then chad wiped out his iphone2 and took a picture instead of the director of stills

Jack Black is back

is that kevin smith trying to look smart on the right?

why would they shit on robin williams for this millennial trash?

kek

literally looks like Im a celeb.
Im expecting Ant and Dec to appear

Tropic thunder is set in the forest, so is this. What about it?

that's jack black

chill out ben

is that Jack Black? I didn't know he was in this movie, but at the same time I knew he was in this movie. There is no way he wasn't in this movie. This is the only type of movie he does anymore.

wtf? how does she have that much hair already?

i don't think she cut it the second time around

been almost 2 years since GoTG lad.

>Welcome to the Tropic Thunder

>jack black
>dwayne
>gillian jacobs
>chris hart

Robin Williams would be rolling in his grave

is that just the angle or has Jack Black gotten even fatter?
and what's the plot here, they go into Jumanji world this time?

So they're all going to be trapped in the game?

Looks to much like Journey 2: The mysterious island.
which was a good movie but Jumanji deserves better than that.

Who asked for this?

>jack black
>Kevin hart
>the rock

Nope.

>Out of all the actors on Doctor Who Karen Gillian has the most successful career

David Tennant hanging from a tree, when?

>buff quick talking black dude
>super buff dark skinned samoan
>skantily dressed submissive pale white girl standing next to and facing the samoan
>fat unattractive, neck bearded white male with high anxiety showing as little skin as possible
fucking kill me already familia
this is why more people need to browse so that they can recognize these shill films when they see them

>Dr Jumanji, I'm World Wrestling Entertainment

RIP Selfie

It kinda gets cancelled out when you realize Rock is queer as fuck

>Karen Gillian has the most successful career

not really. no one really knows her.
jenna colemen is way more successful.

Hopefully you die of a cerebral embolism

Is she fuck. Karen was in GOTG and will be in the sequel. Jenna's got nothing going on

Is this satire

At this point I'm totally incapable of telling

>only Cred Forums can see it's shit
Cred Forumsfags

>hart
>rock
>Karen
>black

Is this /comfy/ the movie ?

>Manlet hart

INSTANT DROPPED

is this a new meme youve been working on?

>not liking the rock
>not liking kevin hart
Cred Forums is truly the most plebian board

>Scotslut in short shorts

PICKED UP

i love her to bits i wanna kiss her on the lips!

Low quality fish m8

>Vin Diesel

More like JUSTmanji

So they are turning ANOTHER old show into a action movie?

I love the rock but he really needs to pick better movies

>Robin Williams would be rolling in his grave

Nah he'd be hanging out for it

It's not like there's much of a difference between the two.

I feel it would bring a lump to his throat

I thought Jumanji's main characters were Allen and the two kids.
Who are these people supposed to be?

petite feet, feminine step!

Okay Cred Forums
How long into the movie before there is a joke about Kevin Hart being small or The Rock being big?

it feels like it's based on the cartoon

The game has passed through many hands, remember the ending?

Jenna's the lead actress in a show getting 6 million viewers. This is Karen's first big role since she agreed to leave Doctorr Who and Hollywood being Hollywood it probably won't lead to shit.

Is this board game kino?

i unironically liked the cartoon as a kid

>Three black men and one white girl

NO THANK YOU

I see what you did there.

Wait what. Isn't he married?

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>Scottish
>white
She's the least European one there

>the rock
>black
Hes Hawiian ya

He's half black on his father's side, his mother was samoan.

Dont care he's based

Samoans are madcunts

t. fat white aussie

Wow, it's like I'm posting on /woo/!

Can women ever be more than eye candy?

So is Karen in things just so we can masturbate?

No and yes.

Jumanji was a children's book you casual

Obviously.

>The Rock
Nice
>Karen Gillan
Nice
>Jack Black
Nice
>Kevin Hart
I will not be seeing this piece of shit. Cred Forums give me some HD screencaps of Karen when it comes out. Thanks.

why is she wearing a crop top and short shorts in the jungle?

Because it's hot, duh

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>america
>white

Is this good?

so good it got cancelled after 3 episodes.

they already have black what do they need the nigger for

Only for webms really. Might have worked with a better fucking title and publicity, it was smarter than it seemed but got totally pitched as just fapbait.

Leave the Rock alone, jabroni.

>Karen Gillan
I don't know who that is
>The Rock
Okay I guess
>Kevin Hart
It will be the same character as every time
>Jack Black
Fucking piece of shit talentless fat fuck. There are a couple actor/actress that filters films for me and he is one of those.

Can u beeee any more of a pleb?

>the big rok guy
and no.

I still get depressed knowing it got canceled. It was truly a great show, ahead of its time.

The only reason it wasn't successful was because it poked fun at the newage sluttiness 99% of women engage in today. It wasn't afraid to showcase it and have Harold try to show Karen that there is another way to go about life than being promiscuous and having more self worth.

hot, really?

>hot, really?
no, really hot

literal noass

That's plenty of ass. If anything I prefer an ass like that.

DIOS MIO

Hey look, Karen Gillian's in there.

Might be good for fap fuel at least.

Because the first one was a serious periodic drama?

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I'm only kind of gay and i agree.ignore those other annons.

WTF? I THOUGHT HE'S DEAD?

That little butt jiggle

The selfie isn't real, right?

Does Dwayne need to be in every last movie now? Enough.

Where's Robin Williams?

more marketable than Katt Willaims and much less of an arrest record

He inherited the the Crown of Omnipresence from Samuel L. Jackson

Hanging out at home, I guess

so does kevin hart play the kid that plays jumanji too?

kek

You just sold me on that TV show

Same game, new players.

Yes.

It was fun

Pretty much, yeah.

It's working btw.

>Kevin gets cursed into monkey like the boy in the original movie
>sjws go full retard with racism screaming

Karen's the costume actor there. She'll get put into stripy spandex

He's actually surprisingly funny and talented

SLUT
L
U
T

he's a big guy

These.

Nah, just Scottish

I believe she would prefer the term "slag"

>Kevin Hart
>Buff

DELETE THIS

Really who's the fag that decided to cancel this show?

It's fucking Jumanji, it's about a cursed board game that makes animals come to life

A literal gaylord

What movie/TV show was it that Karen showed her bare butt??? Looked like some comedy.

>Is this the most paint-by-numbers Hollywood remake yet?

I'm not saying it's going to be good, just that there are worst things than a goofy sequel with a hot chick.

But the first movie took itself serious with even a bit of drama

This looks genuinely good. I don't care if they change the plot completely as long as they make a good film. The cast seems promising.

The Jews would never stand for this. They want western women sucking a million cocks and flailing their asses around like wild baboons.

"Not Another Happy Ending"

is it a sequal or a reboot

>Karen Gillan
PICKED

>IT'S DA JOOZ FAULT I'M A VIRGIN !!1
what a loser kek

...

Sequel

With none of the original cast

Thanks. I will dedicate my fap to you.

>With none of the original cast
3 figuratively dead careers and 1 literally dead career
I wonder why

>But the first movie took itself serious

>WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
>no more banana peels!
>monkeys on motorcycles
>ROBIN FUCKING WILLIAMS

it was very well balanced between seriousness and comedy though, Dunst being killed near the end of the game was a real curveball, not to mention Allan's relationship with his dad, they even did a thing like Peter Pan where much like Hook and Wendy's dad is played by the same actor, Alan's dad and Van Pelt are the same too.

hahahahahahahahahahaa

Is this a second continuity sequel, or is it a trilogy with Zathura?

>tfw I actually liked Selfie and not just because of Karen's nice body

She and John Cho had good chemistry or am i wrong

>lanklettes

not a feetfag
Are hers considered nice?

I'm more of a leg fag but I think so

for a tall girl they are

>tall girl
>5'11

what the fuck when did this happen

Hottest plank ever, would nail/10

Why won't you guys just fucking use cm

>5'11
what's that?
I dont speak shartistan

>That woman on the left doing an obvious male ejaculation reference

Yes, benis, humor, hahaha. So fanneh.

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!

...

I'm 6'2" which is 190.5cm. Extrapolate down for your own judgment

>Karen and Debicki in the same movie

Fucking YES

what's the weather like up there?

Annoyingly warm. It's the end of September and it will be 87 F/31 C tomorrow.

Google him you fucking skinny twat

Oh yeh, name one moment and ill look it up on youtube you fucking niggerlover

Jumanji (2016)
Directed by Jake Kasdan.
Son of Lawrence Kasdan.

HAHAAHAHA doens t even have a weapon, ulinke to stronk wynmin HAHAHAAHAH
xDDDD

>Karen's immaculate legs
Okay, I'm onboard.

keep posting more nice karen legs please

She has legs for days!!!!!!

Whoever costumed her in that picture knew what they were fucking doing

shame about the face

nothing a paperbag can't solve though

i'm always right and I can accurately predict this will be better than the original.

Jumanji was never good though so there's a good chance you're right

>complains whenever women are given personalities and aren't hot
>"hurr durr can women ever be more than eye candy"

I wonder what the problem is here...

>releasing such a low quality photo in 2016

what is this 1999?

That you created a strawman?

>what is this 1999?

God, I fucking wish

This could actually work if Jack Black was playing the same character from Tropic Thunder.

How many sour faces will Kevin Hart do in this one?

>Everything looks good
No. Objectively not.

Has KarKar been BLACKED yet?

There is.

Rock is a Box Office draw and ensures Jumanji will do well.

Vin would sink this flick.

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island meets jumanji ?

Thanks yify

YIFY KINO

>But the first movie took itself serious

Whatever movie you said you watched, it wasn't Jumanji.

>the rock

just having that wrestling racially ambiguous faggot in your movie makes it a substandard flick

Guardians was her first big role in a Hollywood film, she chopped off all her hair for it, and then did a American TV show. guardians 2 is in the can with an even bigger role and because she's so fucking fit, they picked her up as the female lead in Jumanji 2: Electric Jungle Boogaloo

Did they forget the premise of Jumanji?

...

...

Her outfit is really problematic.
Why are all the men wearing protective jungle clothing?

>someone will take this seriously.

coz men are weak sex and they need protection. women are strong independant and they fear no wildlife

What the fuck, that doesn't look cooked at all

>genuinely good.

REDDIT NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT AND LEAVE FOR GOOD. FUCKING HELL HOW COME ANYONE THINK THIS LOOKS GOOD. CANT HAVE WHITE PEOPLE IN AN ORIGINALLY ALL WHITE CAST! BETTER REPLACE IT WITH A BUNCH OF NIGGERS!

you mean jungle?

/pol is that way >>

>first movie took itself serious

>Karen Gillian will never be redhead Lara Croft

just kill me familia

but she has left the show

oh shit I just remembered

Is this meant to be sarcasm or something?

the first tone had that archetypal hunter guy

how's this any different

The Rock - indiana jones archetype
Gilliam - tomb raider
jack black- professor
other guy- explorer, not sure

They are obviously more 'characters' from inside the jumanji boardgame world, not the people playing the game

>The Rock - indiana jones archetype

...

how does she memorize her lines? do they have cue cards or only do one line at a time or what?
double digits iq must be hard to work with

Are her completely vacant eyes a turn-on or turn-off?

I don't Robin Williams really gave that much of a shit about Jumanji

That was a really clever joke

why are you being mean to her?

>the Rock in the cast

what did you expect?

Not being mean. Not her fault she's empty headed, just how she was born.

If this takes place in the Jumanji jungle... then shouldn't that mean that Van Pelt could make an appearance?

I mean he didn't die, went back into the game.

Im not sjw at all

But that pictures pretty ridiculous

Rock: big, retarded, funny looking
Vin: manlet, retarded, mean looking

Luckily she was also born to be incredibly hot so it's ok.

>It's a gritty and real version of Jumanji with some quips thrown in from jack black and kevin heart

>jack black looks like jason alexander now

how long until he's in a seinfeld reboot?

>turn off

More like a turn on. Being dead inside means she'd probably do the most wicked shit in bed.

She's not dead inside, she's a bubbly sort of girl. She's just really absurdly dim.

I'll call you in.

>hurr durr I'm a retarded faggot with a shit opinion

Disregard me then. I know nothing about her desu

double digits isn't that low neccessarily

>isn't that low

100 is pretty fucking low already, double digit is a fucking disaster

Are you saying there's something wrong with enjoying a brainless beauty?

That would mean the maximum is 99, which is plenty below average, and you know he did not mean 99.

>those elbows

Just too sharp bro.

inb4 they run into alan in the jungle

just saying she's very lucky she was born beautiful, so all she has to do for her acting and modelling career both is stand around in really tiny skirts showing off her legs and look pretty

Oh man, libshits are gonna hate this.
I can hear them crying already "Dress her up, you fucking sexists!!! Stop raping meeeee waaaaaah"

Yes those reactions you just made up so you could make fun of them.

Yeah, I'm making fun of them but they're gonna be saying that seriously.

That's completely untrue.

She can also widen her eyes.

Why is she dressed like a skank?

Why is the black guy not a jungle person?

Why are your four main characters inside the game?

Why do their names sound so fucking stupid?

Career killer. For everyone involved. Not that Jack Black ever had a shot at a comeback. You can't Nacho Libre, Gulliver's Travels, Goosebumps, and Jumanji 2 in the same career... He best be working on a new TD album.

she's so unsexy

I'd banner alright

Nice sarcasm bro

Where's her ass?

But the original looked so serious right

she's 6 feet tall and ultra skinny

>Karen will never kick me in the balls and giggle

Just end me already.

YEAH, I BET THE DOCTOR WANTED HER TO TOUCH HIS SCREWINGDRIVER

...

Way too sharp.

>ahead of its time
>named after a fad people got sick of already even back then

Yes dude. People are totally sick of selfies and don't do them anymore now.

Dem titties.

Why, what's her IQ?

red hair plus green eyes best combo

And pale pale skin of course

More like JEWmanji

She should get blacked on camera for that color contrast

HELL YEAH, they will be inside of the the game. Thank you god. That mean that source for movie is animated series, that was excellent.

>Dunst being killed near the end of the game was a real curvebal
say what now?

YOU MISERABLE COWARD
COME BACK AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN

Why did Van Pelt hate Alan so much anyway?

I always thought the scene where Allan rips Monkey Boy's pants to let his tail free was really weird. It gave me the same weird awkward feeling when I saw sex scene before I knew what it was.

I'm glad I didn't get a fetish for being a monkey boy but that scene stills makes me uncomfortable.

It has been a loong time since I've last seen the movie, but wasn't it something along the lines of him seeing some kind of super rare intelligent white ape in Alan or something like that?
He was a big game hunter after all and Alan was the biggest game to him, he was basically his Roadrunner, his Jerry, his Bugs Bunny, his ultimate hunt.

this

if they're already including non-white men in everything why do they insist on keeping white women? where are all those non-white women?

>Directed by

>(((son))) of
and so it goes
on and on and on and on....

The poisonous flower shot a dart at her neck and she died slowly.

>seinfeld reboot
Don't even say it

>Kevin Hart

DAAAAAAAAMN NIGGA WUTS GOWIN ON WIT ALL THIS BUGS AND JUNGLE SHIT?! I AINT TRYNA GET UP IN DIS!! AHHHHHH TAKE ME BACK TO NBA LEAGUE PASS!
-the movie

>What is the deal with you and this guy?

>He's a hunter. He kills things, that's what he does. And right now, he wants to hunt me and kill me, okay?

> Why you?

>Why me? I don't know. Everything about me he finds offensive. You'd think it'd be a waste of his time. Maybe he needs something for his wall, you know, a Parrish - something to go between penguin and partridge.

I guess they had some run-ins in the jungle.

She was pretty alive last time you see her

>Twenty-six years buried in the deepest darkest jungle, and I still became my father.

>youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M

Because he right after won the game and it reset to when he and his childhood friend first played, try watching the movie.

What Sega Genesis game it is?

no u

>Vaguely racist Kevin Hart minstrel character
>Whore
>Jack Black in a fat suit
>Literally just the Rock
>0 kids

This will be absolute shit just like the Journey to the Center of The Earth movie no one remembers.

STOP PUTTING THE ROCK IN MOVIES WHAT THE FUCK

>stop hiring this box office draw for your movies

bump

Is this a Jumanji sequel or a Jumanji remake?
Wasn't Zathura already the sequel?

Sequel

You're catching on quick lad

post karen stewardess webm pls

Yes.

>Sony Pictures Entertainment

FUCKING NOPE

>imagining that contrast

hhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg

"Moose Finbar" (Kevin Hart)
"Ruby Roundhouse" (Karen Gillan)
"Professor Shelly Oberon" (Jack Black)
"Dr. Smolder Bravestone" (Dwayne Johnson)

Shitty analysis. Nobody looks st Kevin heart and thinks buff alpha male. His entire gimmick is a tiny squeaky beta

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Jesus. Can he look any more jew.

so would you prefer to fight him or the neckbeard

>kevin hart and jack black

is this already the worlds most annoying cast?

thic

Why do so many British shows/movies prefer the homevideo look? Seriously everything looks like it was shot on an iphone.

I like to imagine that if the Rock ever got stranded in the jungle in real life, he'd adapt to the harsh reality by burying his body in the soil so only the top of his head sticks up, and then when prey comes close he'd pounce up and kill it.

That has forced 60 fps, that was not what it looked like when it aired.

How stupid are you?

every show is made with no money

i wanna pound that pale white bum so hard

>4 fully grown adults
>a researcher and his servant boy
>a random hot chick with a miniskirt
>The Rock who I assume is going to be Robin Williams role as someone who was trapped and adapted for a long time

...

I saw the same episode live. Don't pretend one example dismisses stereotype.

I guess the answer ultimately was, "really fucking stupid".

>Get cyberbullied by tough-guy user for asking a genuine Cred Forums question.

Here maybe I can communicate in your language

>Now that the dust has settled
>who will play him in the inevitable biopic
>reddit
>cuck
>you’re a big guy for you
>it ain’t me
>JUST
>KINO
>What did he mean by this
>D R O P P E D
>Finally, after all these years, i have become
>What’s his endgame
>apologize
>It’s a.. episode
>Mom’s gonna freak
>GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>What went wrong
>What was his fucking problem
>dumb frog poster
>What’s next for his/her career
>We want the… audience

You'd be wrong.
Premise apparently four teens getting put into "avatars" in the game's jungle.

yeah if that is the case its unwatchable.

Ben Stiller cinematic universe

Why?

So this is the sequel that should have been released many years ago after that ambiguous ending from the original?

Could be fun.

>remaking Jewmangoy

Why?

I legitimately didn't even see Kevin Hart in that image until you mentioned him.

>implying jumanji was ever good
at least this one has the rock

>It's fucking [insert title]
t. shit eating american.

>loli kirsten dunst
>not good

kys my man

damn you can almost see her tiddies

t. shit eating american

>Alan's dad and Van Pelt were the same

I didn't notice that till years later. Freudian stuff.

Looks cheap and soulless and like those garbage movies Dwayne Johnson has been in, all those disaster movies + Journey to the Center of Shitty CGI

Stop raping my childhood you fucking Jewlywood

>captcha: Graceland Poste

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this looks fucking awful.....

I expect 120m opening weekend

I thought he was just a theater actor primarily though?

actually it looks like the porn parody of the jumangi movie

I liked the original Jumanji because it exploited the idea of "mythic Africa" and all that dwelt in the deepest, darkest jungles there. Like European explorers used to think of Africa.

But this pic looks like it's going to be goofy schlock like Goosebumps was.

Is this a remake or a spinoff?

Starring The Rock
as
The Rock

t. cuck

im gonna jerk off to her belly so hard in this!