SURF NINJAS

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So that's what happened in the East during the war of the Ring?

okay. what the fuck is this stupid bullshit. please literally kill yourself

The most unbelievable part is chinks involved in water sports, everyone knows the cunts can't swim

I bet your a fire supporter

you forgot to mention that they were elves too op

>Point ears=elves?

>mfw China has learned to harness the waves
>mfw Japan will be a thing of the past soon

Nanking never forget!

>multiple chinese gold medalists in rio
>they can't swim

Sun Yang pisses purple.

those are niggers you nigger

>red is for fire
>white is for ice

B R A V O

Pure kino

Ice fantasy

>surfing chinese ninja elves with teleportation powers

New X-men movie or new Thor movie?

Nope it's the kino known as Ice Fantasy

all the armor looks like plastic

That part is pretty reasonable actually

thats some mad gay shit

My head hurts.

What the fuck is this garbage?

shit's so bad it is kinda cool again

So bad it's good

now this is what I call kino

Night Shyamalan really fucked up when he decided to make the live adapatation of a cartoon.

Surf Nazis > Surf Ninjas

Can be say this chinese epic Ice thing movie is the worst movie ever made?

Can USA even pretend?

In English, doc.

lmao when I opened this thread I thought this thread was about Surf Ninjas with rob schneider. I guess i'm really showing my age here.

Moto Surf!

>Ice Fantasy
>TV Series directed by Kok Leung Kuk
>Kok Leung Kuk

I CAN'T BREATH

Speak english you gook.

No wonder these gooks love shit films like Warcraft if thats their standard

>tfw came in here looking for the real surf ninjas movie with rob schnider from the 90s
>tfw found a thread full of chinky shit

gay.

the face of down syndrom.

I know right?

Not enough ernie reyes in this joint.

wtf i hate chinks now

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Bless outdated chink cgi

It' a tv show not a movie, that explains the budget

MOTO-SURF!!!

fuck it, i'm gonna download this.

>50+ episodes

have fun

It's still airing

>it's a two armies rush at each other in a disorganized mob and have 1 on 1 duels scene

Why do the bad guys always look cooler?

The black eyebrows upset me, quite a lot.

Who serfs the serf ninjas

Me too, the same thing applies to game of thrones

>It's ok when the West does it

Is this what WW2 in Asia looked like?

Except that was in the movie and not a deleted scene

No it was far worse