What's your movie idea, user?

Something like this exists?

>Turns out he into a wormhole
he what?

INTO A WORMHOLE

ARE YOU FUCKING NEW OR WHAT

Not really an idea for a film just a general concept loosely based on /r9k/.

It's the "near" future, and media culture has gotten to the point where image literally defines who you are. All other needs are taken care of, no need to work or perform any sort of labor, so it's become a vaguely socialist society where the rich and famous lead nations.

Those who still work (for whatever reason, be it servicing when shit breaks down or tinkering with scraps for the fuck of it) have been driven out of sight. They're known as robots, outdated machines still working tirelessly despite not needing to.

I'd like to do some character stuff in here, but by and large it's just sort of a world I think would be fun to play around in. If a film was made it'd have to be an anthology, focus on several different characters in a time frame where it's likely that a robot uprising is gonna occur.

You browse reddit not /r9k/

>All other needs are taken care of
How?
>no need to work or perform any sort of labor
Why?
>not needing to maintain the means by which everything is taken care of
youtube.com/watch?v=7QvhCDsFkk0

What makes you say that?

I didn't think this through very well to be honest. I'm trying to draw a parallel to how little real work is valued now, and extrapolating that.

Nothing about this is loosely based on /r9k/ and I'm not sure you actually ever checked out what /r9k/ is

So builders versus computer nerds?
I'd watch it, what the hell.

Two groups of students, independently and unknowingly to the other, plan a school shooting. By chance they pick the same day, so they end up fighting each other for the spotlight. Hilarity ensues.

CIA Rises Trilogy.

The Truman show as a dark comedy.

Doppelgänger type movie that is basically a rip off of The Thing.
5 friends hunting in Alaska encounter something that can take the shape of them but it can't talk it. Idk that's all I have so far

Alexandra Daddario stars as a high-flying investment banker in 2007. Everything is going great until suddenly the financial crash hits.
In a span of weeks, she finds herself living in an attic waitressing and barely able to make ends meet. One day on the news, wealthy socialite Bryce Dallas-Howard is being hammered by the press and the papparrazzi because news has just leaked that she's a lesbian, despite her family be ultra-conservative.

Daddario lets slip to her coworker that she 'experimented' in college and it wasn't so bad, but then says nothing more on the subject. A few weeks later, Daddario is properly in the hole and moves back in with her parents in the countryside.
While wondering around outside, she accidentally bumps into BDH walking her dogs. Taken aback and surprised, Daddario cracks a joke and makes BDH laugh heartily leading to her inviting Daddario to dinner at the country club.
Daddario spends all night contemplating it, wondering if it's a date or not before her parents subtly mention that they'd have no issue with a lesbian daughter, especially if she was rich

Daddario decides to go to dinner cause she actually does find BDH very attractive. However, when she gets there, it's a whole party of people. Daddario feels silly and enjoys herself at the dinner and ends up genuinely bonding with BDH anyway. But then, as she excuses herself to the bathroom, Emily Blunt enters behind her and threatens her, telling her that BDH is her bitch.
Daddario is beyond confused.
BDH later off-handedly mentions that Blunt is her ex.

Hijinks ensue as Daddario falls for BDH and has to out-slut Blunt to win her affections.
I call it:
>In Lesbians Together
Rated nc-17 for frequent nudity and graphic sex scenes

jery get ipad

I was thinking more about the general FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE REEEE mindset they have, their whole shtick about a beta uprising and worshipping that Rodger faggot. Calling themselves robots is kinda what kickstarted this whole idea anyway.

dinosaurs in space with time travel.

Yeah as I said. Reddit.

Man that sentence got everything.

He accidentally a whole new reality.

>user wakes up one morning
>Gets himself a gun
>His momma tells him he is the Chosen One

It's a about a time traveling robot that goes back in time for some reason. His best friend is a talking pie. I have a 24 page script already written.

wait until you find out HOW they get into space and the reason for their journey through time.

I've already said too much. wait for the trailer.

It's about a guy who falls in love with a prostitute and has to fight against a secret society of people who believe that humans are no different than animals

In my mind, it's Only God Forgives meets Blue Velvet

If you tighten up the concept I'd watch

Would watch

just adapt H.G. Wells' The Time Machine

This, really

Has there ever been a decent adaptation of this?

She told hin the human population sharply fell to one million people and he was one of the survivors.

spaghetti western set in my country

how do you get that spaghetti western feel of the movie without ripping off sergio leone?

I'm writing one at the moment about world war 1. The christmas day truce happens in the middle of the film, i'm trying to get at the emotions and thought processes of the soldiers before and after and proper understand why they kept fighting

>Movie about literal immigrants taking over countries without the zombie movie cliche
>???
The time is now we need some alt right media

Less of a film idea, more of an experiment.

Non-verbal storytelling is something that's always interested me, and film is a visual medium.

I want to try and create a film that uses its sets, costumes and (competent) actors facial expressions, and not a single spoken word to create a cohesive narrative.

Thing is, it'd probably fall flat on its face because it's either a stupid idea or I don't have the talent.

Make it a comedy and i'm interested. Get the guys from four lions in

>what is silent film

brilliant lets do it

I'll bet my biscuits OP wants to steal movie ideas.

I mean a modern iteration though. With modern technology, modern film making techniques and shit.

A space exploring scientist is bored by his job and has a midlife crisis.
Played by Paul Rudd.

I play the son of a hot mom that gives me blowjobs.

The Artist?

What's your reading comprehension score?

don't worry user
i got that reference

>implying OP is in the (((industry)))
>implying OP atleast knows someone to sell the ideas
>implying YOU will ever be in the industry
>implying you know someone to sell your ideas
>implying you will be famous for having a movie idea someday
heh

Why don't we start our own production board?

Troma started out with just two guys and a camera

We could call it PePe Productions

My idea is a live action Superman movie done in Max Fleischer style set in the 1940's. Lex Luthor uses logic to convince Superman that the way to do the greatest good for humanity is to use his super-strength to power a gigantic electric dynamo. Lex Luthor uses the electricity to transform Metropolis into a retrofuturistic "City of Tomorrow" with powered walkways, monorails, glass domes, and robot servants. The people of Metropolis wear spandex jumpsuits and metal caps that have light bulbs screwed on top (like Duck Dodgers) that give them enhanced intelligence. But all is not well in Metropolis. Lex Luthor and his team of egghead scientists have a monopoly on power and begin micromanaging the lives of the common people of Metropolis. Louis Lane becomes fed up with life in the "City of Tomorrow" and goes on a quest to locate the secret whereabouts of Superman.

Superman's chamber is dark and dusty. He is all alone without even guards present. He is spinning so fast that Louis Lane can only detect a faint blue and red blur in his enormous "hamster wheel." She tries to yell, but the furious whirring drowns out her voice. She walks up to within an inch of the machine, any closer and she would be sucked in. Dramatic music plays and suddenly, the blue and red blur materializes in an instant. Superman steps out of the machine and embraces Louis Lane.

The kiss lasts only for a moment, however, because no sooner does Superman step out of the machine than the whole of Metropolis is thrown into chaos. Without electricity, all the technology of the City of Tomorrow malfunctions at once. Powered walkways explode. Levitating skyscrapers begin to collapse. Monorail trains derail and begin falling to the ground hundreds of feet below. Superman takes of in a flash and races from one disaster to the next, saving all the people of Metropolis. Lex Luthor's schemes fall to pieces and the city returns to a humbler way of life.

Pineapple Express version of Mr Robot.

A 3-man clique of early 20s small-time cyber criminals living together in a shit-hole apartment on the outskirts of Denver. They pay for rent&pot via sloppy identity theft scams; flipping TVs bought with stolen credit cards, etc but they can't seem to "level up" to something better than their regular scams.

One day they stumble onto their big score: the local pot kingpin who's using his dope businesses to nail teenage girls. They manage to rip him off for a few million bucks and promptly convert it all to an untraceable version of Bitcoins and stashed them in a cold wallet (so that the money can be on a thumb drive for dramatic effect)

What they didn't know was this kingpin is only a pawn of a Mafia type organization running the majority of the pot industry in Colorado, using legal dope businesses to launder money from illegal drug sales.

They'll stop at nothing to protect their bud empire.

The First Stoner/Hacker Action-Comedy.

Title Pending.

for some reason when I envision this young frog being my own child it provokes a strange evolutionary response within me. does anyone else also feel this?

A movie about a guy from the FBI or something, on a boat or something who is searching for a terrorist.
Then he gets hist hands on a Doctor, and 3 hooded guys.
He has to interrogate them.
He says some cool stuff, like "First one to talk gets to stay on my vessel" and "It would hurt quite a bit"."You're a tall fellow". "For you."
In the end the it turns out the main terrorist, Masket E. Man was one of the hooded guys, he wanted to get caught, and his plan is to sink the ship with no survivors.
Something like that.

Mocumentary trilogy.
One on a pink-haired sjw, one on a Cred Forums memelord, one on fat /robot/.

I'm working on Cred Forums The Script, set in a dystopian cyberpunk future where all the movie theater memes are true (no singles, etc.). A young man decides to get back at his bullies by performing a ritual to Kek. The next day he goes to the cinema on the yearly Singles Allowance Day. He is spit on as he squeezes through protesters. When he gets inside the movie starts and the laughter detector goes off, since he is not laughing enough at the "jokes" of Ghostbusters 27 (men are no longer allowed in movies). He is sucked down into the popcorn mines but is eventually rescued by the Beta Uprising's F.R.O.G. units. They recruit him on the condition that he defeats the Anvil Horder and his cult, an underground fanatic group living inside the popcorn sewers. He does and they begin their mission. They seek to defeat the giant, fedora wearing brain known as The Red It. It's in charge of the future society. To do so, they must venture into the wasteland a recruit a team. Among them is the legendary mercenary The Birthday Snatcher as well as the mystical JUST One. They fight through aussie shitposter ghouls and end up in a town called Little Saigon. A horde of vietcong attack them but they are rescued by Marky Mark as it ain't me starts playing. Eventually their team is assembled and they go to confront the enemy in his skyscraper (vagina shaped to avoid phallic symbols). All through the plot there have been subtle occult moments and a Lovecraftian mystery, and at the finale just as the Beta uprising is about to be defeated Lord Kek arrives and brings chaos to the land. He and his dark forces sweep through the city and destroy all roasties and normies in sight. The main character also gradually becomes The Driver throughout the film and at the end the theater ticket girl kisses him and he spergs out and stomps her to death as A Real Hero plays.

Thoughts? Obviously unfilmable unless we did a Manborg type thing but it's fun writing it.

A time travel detective that is looking for another time traveling criminal that uses the time traveling related information on betting at everything

I was thinking of that too. It would be shot and written as some sort of slice of life documentary, but not so much as a comedy. More like of a dark, depressing view of their world view and intimacy.
At the end of the documentary they all meet, and they start to merge in a screaming, screeching grotesque pile of flesh testuo style.

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pic related

Sharketeor....a Meteor falls to earth...made of Sharks. A SyFy channel original movie.