BRAD IS FINALLY FREE

nytimes.com/2016/09/07/t-magazine/brad-pitt-marlon-james-interview.html

Read the actual interview, he didn't say he hated it, the dipshit interviewer is the real faggot.

>Like his friend and “Inglourious Basterds” director Quentin Tarantino, Pitt’s scholarship in the craft of the medium has mostly been the medium itself. More than that, film was for him a window into the world. “Movies were a way out,” he says. “If you live in a vacuum and suddenly you’re exposed to the world, you’re exposed to other cultures. And remember, this was pre-internet. This was the only lens that could show me how a kid in Brooklyn lived, a kid in Ireland, a kid in Africa.”

>On the topic of exotic worlds, he mentions a film he’d like to make about Pontius Pilate, mostly because the script, which focuses on a mediocre Roman official stuck in the middle of nowhere with difficult people he doesn’t like, makes him smile. Jesus doesn’t get much screen time. “It certainly won’t be for the ‘Passion’ crowd,” he says, which reminds me that Mel Gibson’s torture-porn epic is one of the things that drove me out of the church. Pitt bursts into laughter. “I felt like I was just watching an L. Ron Hubbard propaganda film.”

>Xenu aside, Gibson movies typically do one thing really well: violence. “Oh, extremely well,” Pitt says. “‘Apocalypto’ is a great film.”

Did she finally decide to take his money?

ALIMONY IS GONNA BE OGRE WITH ALL THOSE KIDS.

>She's asking for physical custody of the couple's 6 children. She is asking the judge to give Pitt visitation. It's significant ...she does not want Brad to have joint physical custody ... only joint legal custody.

>Sources connected with the couple tell us ... Angelina's decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children ... she was extremely upset with his methods.

>We're told there was no alleged "third person" ... her decision to file was solely over Brad's interaction with their children.

He doesn't even have to keep the children

He is 100% free!!

What are the odds that his next girlfriend is young? Lets say below the age of 25.

NooOOOOoOoOOOOoOooOOOOOOOOOOOO!

what about the african tribe they adopted?

Talk shit about Mel and Christianity and get your shit multicultural family split you faggot motherfucker.

>Blasphemes Trump and Jesus
>Gets divorced
He will make a fine addition to the collage

youtu.be/aLtTx2wAUbk

what happens to the niglets?

good thing brad can actually get jobs and still looks good

Stop using that word, you clearly don't understand what it means.

ALL ELECTORAL CANDIDATES EVER ARE LITERALLY MEME CANDIDATES DEMOCRACY HAS ITS FOUNDATION IN MEMETIC MECHANISMS

He is free of Skeletal finally.

I hope he doesn't lose the French vineyard.

>She is asking the judge to give Pitt visitation. It's significant ...she does not want Brad to have joint physical custody ... only joint legal custody.

LOL OK *GETS ON A HARLEY*

She can support herself just fine

Back to Africa where they belong.

>She isn't asking for spousal support
>She wants physical custody of the kids
Mr. Pitt is going to get so much pussy.

Now he can officially adopt Jonah HIll

Is there a more overrated 'hot' actress than Jolie?

I mean bitch was pretty damn tasty when she was young but she hasn't been young for a long while now

asking the real questions

He should've never left Jen desu senpai desu senpai desu senpai

He must be devastated

I'd say about 78%.

...

Wait, she's divorcing him?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A KEK. She's a crazy no tits dessicated skeleton with a horde of subhuman shitskin kids and she's divorcing HIM!

Oh brad you poor neutered cuck

Who gets to keep the slaves, er, I mean kids they adopted?

Image waking up next to that chin...

Brad's Oscar winning performance incoming,

finally he can fully invest time into acting again.

I'm happy for him.

that was already fucking answered in the TMZ article and quotes that were posted before those retarded poss

will it look really shitty if he just takes off and never touches those niglets again? he can't pass up this opportunity though

did they have any actual kids?

this desu senpai

she would sucked his dick straight out of her ass if he wanted, but he had to have the "greener" grass

>tfw he was literally the dad from tree of life
>tfw he could have created 6 alpha kids to continue his legacy in hollywood

at least he is free to join brendan

This must be the work of an enemy Stand..

Newest member of the JUSTice League?

He SHOULD have left Jen but not over fucking Skeletor

>no alimony
>Angelina wants full custody of the niglets

BASED BRAD IS FREE

>this is considered top 100 hottest women of all time

Smh america, Smh

JA JA JA! EL JUSTO!

The Corpse Bride 2: Electric Boogaloo

JUST

She was before she cut her tits off, became a succubus and started to decompose.

HEY MEMEING RETARDS

>Jolie, who's being repped by disso queen Laura Wasser, is not asking for spousal support.

>is not asking for spousal support.
>is not asking for spousal support.
>is not asking for spousal support.
>is not asking for spousal support.
>is not asking for spousal support.
>is not asking for spousal support.

Before she went full skeletor she was a 10/10. I can't blame Brad for dumping Aniston for her.

Did he dump her because she chopped her boobs off?

How will Cred Forums ever recover from this blow?

>but he had to have the "greener" grass
To be fair, Jolie was a lot hotter in Mr and Mrs Smith, plus she was a freak.

When the hoe train comes to town, you get on. But I have no idea why he married her.

FREE

Yeah after she sucked the life out of him, look at him now! Christ.
She better not take the money and JUST him dry

but what about child support for the niglets

Let that rotting old hag pour her money into her little pet minorities.

Dis they have any actual kids together that aren't malnourished aids ridden niglets?

Aniston must be so happy right now.

Daily reminder that women are succubi and should be avoided at all costs

GOOD!
Fuck her still.

welcome to the club Brad

Why wouldn't he? Angelina was cool and hot as fuck once.

i always knew meme magic was real

This was a great movie desu.

Lets not pretend that Angelina Jolie isn't based.

So he hated it

Yep, and he's letting her raise it as a tranny.

Mel lays waste to another non-believing cryptokike degenerate yet again.

Why? She got cucked hard and her career went nowhere, while Brad is successful as fuck.

SHIP BRAD WITH A CELEB OF YOUR CHOICE NOW

She was just an exotic face among the other women, that's it, not hot, not cool.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>her career went nowhere

She has a better career than Pitt and Jolie have.

Amber Heard

:^)

RIP Brad

BASED

Aniston is infertile.

When their first paychecks from Friends arrived, Courney Cox bought a car, Matt LeBlanc bought a hot meal, and Jeniffer Aniston bought fertility drugs.

Louie Anderson

>not hot

t. faggot

JUST

posting again for the memeing retards

HEY MEMEING RETARDS

>Jolie, who's being repped by disso queen Laura Wasser, is not asking for spousal support.

>is not asking for spousal support.
>is not asking for spousal support.
>is not asking for spousal support.
>is not asking for spousal support.
>is not asking for spousal support.
>is not asking for spousal support.

same.

she's one of the actresses i've never liked. at least Brad Pitt had Se7en and Fight Club that were good.

I thought this already happened.
Mandela effect?

Lmao what? What has she even been in?

...

Why would she? Her and her family are rich

>divorcing over parenting
Fucking Jolie was always thick but that takes the cake.

>implying you wouldn't hit that if given the oppurtunity

>you will never get pegged by that

APOLOGIZE

Nice hairline

They have one biological child, IIRC.

It's a fetish I didn't know I had until I was reminded of this scene.

did he adopt the black niggers she took from africa? is he going to pay child support for kids she kidnapped?

seriously what went wrong?

they cannibalized each other and the last one died of kuru

He's never been in a bad movie

...

HNNNGH

Cred Forums reporting in.
Just another single mother with lots of niglets. Sounds like america.

how was Angelina such an iconic it girl in early 2000s when she barely appeared in movies?
same with Brad actually, people know him a lot more than they know his movies

The Horrible Bosses movies, We're the Millers, Wanderlust, 30 Rock, lots of big indie movies.

Pitt has been in World War Z and uh, I guess he was in Twelve Years A Nigger for about thirty seconds pumping up the white guilt. Jolie has been directing absolute box office poison.

Aniston wins.

lol

one.

time is a cruel mistress

is this real

Oh fuck off. Brad has a filmography that's make even the most "serious" actors blush.

TMZ is announcing crap. As if the #1 couple in Hollywood is divorcing.

No tits, no Pitt

i never implied that, son

I bet you get off to your own xrays

>The Horrible Bosses movies, We're the Millers, Wanderlust, 30 Rock, lots of big indie movies
>this is a career according to Aniston cucks

who is the #1 couple?

He probably didn't put up with the trans bullshit, just pretended to for a while

>those nipples

>those nigger lips
>wide nose

def a 10

>Twelve Years A Nigger
i bet you have a lot of film knowledge and is here for your love of the craft

>her career went nowhere
Who cares? She doesn't.

>Friends
>Season 1: $22,500 per episode
>Season 2: $20k to $40k per episode
>Season 3: $75k/episode
>Season 4: $85k/episode
>Season 5: $100k/episode
>Season 6: $125k/episode
>Season 7: $750k/episode
>Season 8: $750k/episode
>Season 9: $1 Million/episode
>Season 10: $1 Million/episode

I couldn't care less if she never gets another acting job. Her "acting" career was a success, financially speaking.

Yeah, no spousal support but she'll ask for child support which has a 6x multiplier.

George and Amal are still married tho

Women with father issues should NOT be approached, nothing new here.

Why did you post that ugly rat? Prime Jolie was stacked.

120,000$ per kid + 300,000$ to wife per month = 5,184,000M$ per year in alimony.

Made big money. And you're the cuck hombre, you're defending another man you've never met in your life and his brood of interracial dumpster babies.

You triggered pussy?

>burnt nips
Poor Brad.

>he doesn't like dick-sucking lips

Brad isn't recognized by his movies bro, not like Leo or many other actors are.

>300,000$ to wife per month
read the thread before you post.

and she still gets paid for friends from the reruns and shit

praise

>You triggered pussy?
thanks for proving me right polcucko

Quality posting
It's a patrician fetish

>tfw Catholic high school took you on a field trip to see Passion on opening day
>tfw enjoyed the movie because you finally got to hear Latin

TELL ME ABOUT JESUS
WHY DOES HE SPEAK ECCLESIASTICAL LATIN?

So what did he do in his parenting that caused her to be so upset

>Angelina's decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children
how much of a cunt can you be to divorce over shit like that

>no Brad let her I mean him be a boy
>no Brad let the black ones be the harem's bull and use our son's pussy
>no Brad give them all trophies, don't force them into sports

they there have been so many reports about these last few years. I don't even know how real this one is

JUST

looks like a tranny

>Talks shit about Mel
>His family gets ripped apart

>ALIMONY IS GONNA BE OGRE WITH ALL THOSE KIDS.

Alimony is spousal support. Child support is a different matter. No man worthy of being called a father should object to paying child support if a relationship that has children breaks up - though every effort should be made on the part of the State to see that it goes to supporting the children's upbringing & education. Spousal support, though, is kind of an archaic notion built around the idea that a divorced woman would be rendered destitute if not financially supported until such time as she gained a new husband to care for her. Fuck that shit.

>Made big money
Not as musch as Pitt.
> And you're the cuck hombre, you're defending another man
And you're defending his cumdumpster. Nice work.

Tits aren't enough to look past a fridge shaped skellington.
Only thing she had going for is her unique face and amazing lips.

no shit, she's as rich as him, no court would give her spousal support

now he can fuck that french weather girl while jonah watches as he sobs, then

doesnt support that transgender bullshit she is forcing on the kids

Yep, definitely triggered, and proven wrong.

>Not as musch as Pitt.
Nope.
>And you're defending his cumdumpster. Nice work.
Thanks triggered faggot. Go suck that man's dick some more.

if youre not fucking girls with daddy issues youre not fucking

She's got WAY more money than Pitt are you fuckin high?

He will pay a hella lot child support

He probably let them run around and have fun.

Women hate fun.

>his only response to getting BTFO is repeating triggered

ayyy why can't americucks handle the banter?

Probably not that on board with the trans-stuff(). Pitt doesn't really come across as the typical Hollywood liberal desu.

Rising rates of boi pucci in the world is completely acceptable.

jesus christ, season 7 and up were padding her account something fierce.

>its a woman is bored so divorces and take all the mans shekels because the law is totally not in favour of woman even as rich as jolie

>getting married
>2016

TOP KEK

That's not true and you know it.
#notall

>proven wrong
how famigo?

>definitely triggered
>Thanks triggered faggot
Is everyone that disagrees with you triggered? Are you triggered?

Everytime I see dem titties, I get sad

>americucks

Nope. Again, you are most definitely triggered that you have to bring nationality into something that has nothing to do with it. Go kiss your wife's son goodnight and then kill yourself you pitiful excuse for a man.

you sure about that, cucks?

oy vey what a shoah

But I am posting from experience, and I do agree. My gf has major daddy issues and there's nothing worse than trying to maintain a relationship with a woman who fucks like a maniac that's been ruined by dad

>t. triggered americuck

You guys are worse than the tabloids.

U think they divorced because raep curry haem?

why is this front page news on cnn

I stay triggered. That way no one can trigger me.

Yes, because those websites are reliable and always correct. Idiot.

>Defending a Hollywood homo that is raising someone else's children yet calls anyone else a cuck

Double idiot.

That alimony is going to kill him.

>GONNA GET ME SOME CHICKS WITH TITS FAMALAMA

Time for Brad to date Taylor

i masturbated to that story of angelina jolie and her brother

>he keeps spamming pol memes

embarrassing

cnn gives people what the people want, instead of informing people of what they think people should know.

one of my girlfriends had a dead dad, that shit was cash

last girl let me roleplay asdaddy/daughter, shit was so hot

they have three bio kids. 2 of them are twins.

>t. permatriggered cuck

>Has no real rebuttal to what I'm saying so he accuses me of being from a country I've never even set foot in

Pathetic. Stay triggered.

I want her to sit on my face while Karlie pegs the fuck out of my hungry boi pucci

Dude. Just a few days ago it's revealed that an a-lister runs a couple ring.

Then this happens.

And Jolie wants full custody..Brad may get visitation..

me being security on the right

...

>b-but those sites aren't reliable!
>muh waifu is rich!

Imagine all the pussy he's going to smash now

>Y-Y-YOU'RE A KEK AND Cred Forums AND MY FEELINGS ARE HURT!

kek stay devastated you sad faggots.

her legs are unreal senpai

what story? post it

shut up permatriggered faggot

Yeah, but how vigorous of a JUSTing is Brad going to get?

>brad pitt is 52
god damn where did the time go

Because CNN is garbage and hasn't had integrity for about 12 years now.

>t-triggered

This is woman-tier banter.

Brad is unJUSTable. End of story.

I don't have a waifu because I'm not pathetic like you. You can literally figure it out for yourself if you have half a brain that she is worth more than him based on her final two seasons on Friends and syndication residuals alone you absolute dumb fuck.

WELL atleast Mr and Mrs Smith was a colossal piece of shit. It would've been hard to enjoy it knowing they never stay together for real.

I know exactly what you mean, but they're only good for that. They're barely gf material. They'll ruin your life, just like their dads did, and they will never EVER trust you, because thanks dad. Best hit 'em and quit 'em

>wide nose
It's not that wide though.

Pathetic. Stay triggered. ;^)

>I don't have a waifu because I'm not pathetic like you.

He said after making a dozen posts defending a used up slut with a dead career.

>Rich and famous people live life on easy mode for so long that they get married and think throwing away millions for 20 years in a divorce aint a thing

HUBRIS
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thank you for correcting the record

Holy fuck you're autistic

>hates the greatest Christian film ever made
>hates the greatest President of our century

sounds like a real jackass, I'd divorce him too

lol, faggot

me on the right

Brad's net worth: 240 mil
Jen's: 170 mil

Will you ever fuck off permtrignig?

NEW DETAILS!!

Season 1 they all make over a half a million dollars each. You can't retire with that much money after taxes, but fuck my life that is a lot of money.

Season 9 they all made $24 Million.

I can't understand why anyone would ever feel sorry for those actors. Sure they haven't done a lot of work or been in super successful shows since Friends. But it isn't like they are struggling to make a living.

youre right theyre not LTR material but theyre amazing for fetish sex.

Ive got a new thing where I tell girls Ive cheated on most of my ex -gfs (lie, never cheated) to make them thing im a bad boy and they need to win me over

It works, they act or are angry for a while but then they do try to win you over and think youre the bad boy

there's a much bigger version of this floating around

>Socialism Induced Death Syndrome

>meanwhile tatiana maselany only gets paid 50k per episode and does 5 times better than she ever would.

DUDE WEED LMAO

CNN, Fox News, and several other cable news outlets are just different parts of the same turd.

>Brad Pitt is an alcoholic pothead just like me

feels relatable, man

I've jerked off to that scene and those production stills hundreds of times. I want to be her slave so badly.

damn i dont remember her looking so young in that pic, i jerked off so much to it

yeah, they pretty much made enough money to retire and live the wealthy life. don't feel sorry at all for them. I actually envy them quite a lot.

...

>Ive got a new thing where I tell girls Ive cheated on most of my ex -gfs
Are you me, mine was into that too. I spend a night in jail, and I told her thinking she might not want to be with me anymore, she actually got wet and wanted me to fuck her right away.

Thank god I left her. I miss the sex, but it's not worth losing your mind and get ruined in the long run.

N..nani?!?!? Trumpu's Stando????

i would be angry to with a wife like her

Now there's going to be brutal court battles over the niglet children they have.

Eventually one of them will lose and have to keep them.

Damn, Brad is THAT big?

>Posting common Viper

absolute madlass

>brad moves on with younger woman, gets children of his own
>angelina stuck by herself with a group of random adoptive children longing for their biological parents

because symbolically the royal couple that represents a diversity-loving america just fell down

>Socialism Induced Death Syndrome

>I don't have a waifu because I'm not pathetic like you.
Wha-what's wrong with waifus?

>will lose and have to keep them

yeah the sex is amazing, the passion is there. with vanilla girls theres none of that chaotic energy. its just by the motions.

i might lie and say I spent a night in jail now, thats a cool little anecdote

whats my reason?

But... Brad and Angelina have three biological children.

is brad pitt the answer to the corey blind item from yesterday?

i thought they only had that tranny one

Didn't Brad broke up with her cause she didn't wanted to have kids?

>Eventually one of them will lose and have to keep them.

such a funny turn of phrase

thats why i Cred Forums

What a bitch.

Seriously, she broke up a marriage because she can't into dankles.

Well he owns a fucking winery.

Dude just wants to smoke weed and grow grapes and shit. Whats the problem?

Man Jolie really turned into a basic bitch.

>only gets paid 50k per episode
>only
I understand what you mean. But fuck.

Literally nothing user

I was spending the night in jail after a physical fight with her dad. I was not making this up.

he spoke aramean

BRAD PITT IS THE A-LIST PAEDOPHILE
BRAD PITT IS THE A-LIST PAEDOPHILE
BRAD PITT IS THE A-LIST PAEDOPHILE

Is he our guy?

He probably called his daughter a "she" and suggested Jolie stop trying to turn her into a boy.

And i hate donald trump too you lil shitty ass faggot

She's a pretentious cunt

>thats why i Cred Forums
sure its not because you're a worthless human being and no one else will talk to you?

fight after jail with her dad... thats so alpha

you just beat up the protector in her life from all her memories

no wonder she was wetter than a hose

i like the fight angle, i think ill use that

weed ruins lives afterall

maybe but its mostly because people here are funnier than anywhere else on earth consistently and for free and you get to interact with them from your bed with your pants off

its a comfy comedy RPG

this.
i took a joint once and now i'm homeless

Jolie is going to fully cuntify this.

Brad Pitt is the fucking man, with gorrillains behind him, but Jolie will drag him into court for an entire year.

>Hon hon hon hon, juste as planned

RIP user.

she got dem dick suckin lips

I wasn't trying to be alpha, and do not take pride in it, I was actually counting on her to tell me to leave after it. I hated her father for treating her like shit, because like a fool II thought our relationship could actually be more than about sex. One night it got brought up, he got defensive and violent and it escalated pretty quickly.

Use the jail-thing, some girls actually like this, for reasons I can't understand.

>black nigger
what other types of niggers are there, user?

kek another one for anti trump

>I thought our relationship could actually be more than about sex

To hate Trump you don't need to be special. You only need to be a minority. I liked The Passion of Christ tho.

post more lipkino please

argentinians

sand, snow, sea and a few others

In 80's he would rather be the victim. not predator.

snowniggers, sandniggers, yellow niggers, seaniggers, treeniggers

I feel like an asshole enough just thinking about it, don't quote me using an image of a nigger

Marijuana claims another family. Sad!

dubs and brangelina split up is a red flag to distract from the pedo-ring

lel

where

>Allied is an upcoming American romantic thriller film... It is reportedly based on a true story about two assassins who fall in love during a mission to kill a German official. The film stars Brad Pitt, Marion Cotillard, Lizzy Caplan, Matthew Goode and Jared Harris. The film will be released on November 23, 2016.

>Marion Cotillard
>Film about two killers who fall in love

Brad you cheeky boy you did it again

They are going to live happily married forever.

Cotillard isn't that good of pussy to leave Jolie for.

>angelina finds out about brad's involvement in pedo ring
>alimony ensues
get keked brad

Woa! Thanks my bro. Fucking Cred Forums and his lies...

Looking at most of the pictures of them all out and about really shows how they aren't even close. It looks like Brad got caught by a whore that wanted to finally settle down after getting completely drained by Billy Bob.

Seems she just wanted kids and that "Family," Feeling, realized she didn't need Brad but needed a way to keep adopting kids without looking weird. Now that she has the amount of kids she wants peace nigga

>not being able to read
she's not asking for alimony dumbass

Just a reminder that their daughter of 8yo wants to be recognized as a boy named John and they think it's fine.
She's gonna be a great mom for those kids.

maybe not prime jolie but the current one is

Inb4 Jonah, Pitt and Leo hanging out like real bros.

child support for a menagerie is much worse than alimony

your argument is moot

are you memeing me?

that is the wax figure, surely.

>what other types of niggers are there, user?

>says alimony
>b-b-but i meant child support
yeah, fuck off retard

The Dutch

youd have to be one cocksucking stupid fuckwit to assume in that context alimony doesnt encompass child support and spousal support

you dumb piece of shit

Those kids would be the Dixie hitlers

Based Brad can go back to slaying any pussy he wants. Jolie turned into a complete corpse.

get outta here austin

>they
No, she does. Guarantee you this wasn't Brads idea. All of their children will turn out to be so fucked up.

but it doesn't.
i didn't think they had people this dumb on Cred Forums. i thought ya'll stayed on Cred Forums and Cred Forums

>based Brad finally drops the beard and reveals his true self

god bless

He went along so he's as guilty as her.

Apparently he didn't really go along at all, hence the divorce, according to her anyways.

>tfw Jolie files for divorce

they have to go back

Based Pitt

Players gonna play

She should tell the same story to Angelina with the punch line "And then you leave."

Brad seems pretty based desu.

I don't think she even has a uterus anymore

>a relationship is news

The world is already at Idiocracy tier in a few ways.

>Marion Cotillard (Evil Chick from TDKR)

She really has the home-wrecker vibe to her.

Pitts probably balls deep in her right now t b h

>Guarantee you this wasn't Brads idea
He is a globalist liberal... He isn't allowed to have his own ideas.

...

A true beauty.

breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/09/08/brad-pitt-cant-bring-think-trump-will-charge/

CANT STUMP THE TRUMP BITCH

brad pitt's only mistake was marrying angelina. her body and looks went to shit. and then she made him adopt half of africa.

if he had stayed with jennifer anniston, he'd still have an attractive wife and they would have had 1-2 beautiful normal kids.

Now Angelina can finally settle down with her real true love.

Angelina was at her prime back then and Brad had already gotten tired of Jen's pussy.

She looks like a skeleton now and you know she has sever mental illness

The bitch was on the pill and refused to have 'em. You could swap the active pills out for sugar pills and leave her in dubai after raping her in the street so she gets locks up for public sex and can't get an abortion... but the ethics there are murky.

wtf i hate brad pitt now

Based

How often do you think they fucked while papa was away?

I'll jerk off to Jen's feet before bed, who's with me?

JUST is a meal best served cold with clumps of hair in it.

(((Based)))

Practice makes perfect!

>implying you wouldn't fuck your sis if she looked like that

>The couple have been together since 2004 but only married in August 2014.

when this is condidered hot?

Not her

Fake tits in Lara Croft movies

>adopting children like they're puppies

This is why women should stay in the home, and the men that appease them should be hung by the neck until dead.

when you hit puberty

is Brad going to lead the Leo lifestyle now

Was going this

The worst part is you don't have to be married desu senpai.
For those that think I'll settle down, just never get married, sike. They can have a lawyer present the relationship as basically being tied to each other and bam. Child support and alimony my niggers.

>Just don't settle with the same woman, have fun.
I would say prenup but they can get that shit thrown out too... Fucking bitches....

no
just eating hot pockets with Jonah in french hotel rooms

my life is a lie... those fake tits were my first desktop background.

*to post this

kill me

"Jonah she's here, go and get us some cigarettes, and take your time about it."
"Y-your gunna make her stomp on my balls if I do this for you, right?"

Hijo de puta malparido maricon xD

What about their army of kids? Are they gonna enlist for brad or angie?

are we in sticky territory?

>Brad is going to pay a woman to raise a bunch of kids that aren't even biologically his own

Holy fuck. This is some next level of JUST.

What is wrong people? Why would you adopt so many kids? Taking care of two kids is already a pain in the ass, but 4, wtf. Having baby-sitters look after your kid 24/7 is not parenting. And their parents seem to travel a lot.

I pity the kids.

it's not even cucking, it's just paying for your ex's accessories. Surely he accepted this feel when he signed the adoption papers but still, it's very far from based.

>implying papa didnt watch

FUUCKKKK

Not talking about cucking, just about being JUSTed. These kids who aren't even biologically your own and you have to pay thousands a month to and might even have a go at your estate once you are dead. Talk about fucking up hard.

so this is all just to cover up the Corey Haim allegations, right?

And the one tranny will infect the others with that shit and there will be no respect for consistency that a biological father brings. Her knew queeze might be 10x worse for them also. What a shit show from the kids perspective, rich but intellectually fucked.

She got tired of choking on the pitt.

Thats Pitt and Angelina, though.

Subway's open, Jonah. You don't have to shitpost here now

We memed Hollywood's power couple to divorce
if dubs we'll see Pitt with a MAGA hat before November

You suck at getting dubs. Watch and learn, kid.