Will that be with or without butter, sir?

Will that be with or without butter, sir?

>you're 38 years old and working at a movie theatre, I'll ask the questions you piece of shit

WIth. You can't have crab legs without butter.

He gets more action than you ever will faggot boy

Surprise me.

Ah-actually I'm just here... by myself sooo. Oh what? Butter? Heh, sorry just me making fun of myself again. Yeah with butter.. I guess - WAIT I - I meant no butter. *face goes red* SORRY. *runs away in embarassment*

I said mayonnaise you nigger!!!1!

Is that garlic or soya butter, sir?

FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND WITH YOUR BBC BLACK MAN!

Shine shoe?

Garlic butter and sprinkled with dried oregano, please.

*comes up behind you and wraps myself around you*

hey~

*squeezes the front of your jeans*

very cute bugle :3

mrrrreeoww~ ^~^

You know what, forget the popcorn. Just fill the bucket and this Camelbak up with hot butter, thanks.

Just butter my asshole up my gentle nubian bull

Margarine, actually, my doctor's telling me to watch myself.

Came here to post this.

Movie theater thread?

>be me, ready to see suicide squad
>buy ticket and get ready to order popcorn
>make a quick stop in the theater showers, was sitting in traffic so long my armpits started to get a little moist. didnt want to ruin the movie immersion with my body odor
>start to get undressed for the shower and hear over the intercom "last call for theater snacks"
>ohshit
>say fuck it, not gonna bother washing up
>run as fast as i can to the snack bar
>cute girl ringing me up for my large popcorn and mr. pibb
>i look down and can see the water stain on the front of my pants
>she hands me the popcorn and i immediately cover my crotch to hide the water mark
>as i walk away i notice people giving me grins and nudging each other on the shoulder
>i realize that they think im hiding my boner with the popcorn
>speedwalk to the theater spilling half my popcorn in the process

One large popcorn, extra butter, hold the popcorn

>sitting alone in my house reading these threads
>not funny in the slightest
>reading them in the middle of a uni class
>barely contained laughter, look like a jackass

>the theatre butter churner is on strike, so you have to churn your own better

Stop busting his balls, Billy.

>With butter please thank you

Very good sir. That's be $56.25 + tip

I actually brought my own Ghee butter with me today, Jamal. Thanks.

>sweats loudly

Are you a man or a monkey to ask such a question, negro? Why would I want butter on my anvil?

>projecting this much

Take a shower, pinhead

topfucking kek

I repost maymays from here onto my normie friends' chat group and they think Im some avant garde meme excavator since they only know reddit and tumblr.

This one was a big hit among them

*teleports behind both of you*

Heh.. Easy as pie.

*unsheathes switchblade and slices you both to pieces*

Chow!

*pulled away really fast by harness and metal cable*

yes thanks , any chance you could fuck my wife?