Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt

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FINALLY NOW IS MY TIME
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT

t. Every male that saw Tomb Raider

Some of those are with ex-spouses, are the same that owe thousands

Some of those are with ex-spouses....are the same that owe thousands

Some of those are with ex-spouses, are the same that owe thousands

Some of those are with ex-spouses....are the same that owe thousands

Some of those are with ex-spouses, are the same that owe thousands

Some of those are with ex-spouses....are the same that owe thousands

she's a disgusting skelly with literally no tits

who cares. good for brad though

Is this /gossip/ ?

He criticized Trump

Jolie has 6 adopted children, is in her 40s and due to breast cancer treatment has already hit menopause. She doesn't strike me as particularly desirable anymore.

Good for him, she's starting to really go downhill and he is pretty much a fine wine at this point.
Met he can get some young chicks now.

I don't blame him

I KNOW WHY!

BRAD PITT IS THE PEDOPHILE!

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Angelina has always been a meme.The only time she was above a 6/10 was during her Lara Croft phase, and thats only cuz they made the character a slut. For some bewildering reason, everyone unanimously treats her like she is a Goddess of Beauty

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PITT RAPED COREY HAIM CONFIRMED

Its older people about 32+ they remember her 1990's days. Hackers got people hooked then Gia made us rub our dicks off. She's Gen X Marilyn Monroe. If she died from an overdose in 2002 she'd be up in the same level.

Your too young to remember hackers? Or Gia? She was 10/10 then

think of the children

The fact that she adoped a nigger tribe like she was on a trip to the dog pound is what bothers me the most,Brad is lucky to be rid of this crazy bitch, hope he lawyers up and doesn't lose his shirt.

>2 kids
>family man
>household name

BRAD IS THE PEDO

She looked great 15 years ago. Now, not so much.

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White people are so fucking stupid

YOur women are hideous

youtube.com/watch?v=aLtTx2wAUbk

WHO WILL PAY THE ALIMONY FOR THE PACK OF LITTLE NIGGERS?

And then you leave Angelina

She has huge tits, she got naked in a recent movie. They completely remade them, they are bigger than they were before.

Is that Rage Against The Matrimony?

>not posting pics

image or webm?

An expected queston from the man himself

why is she divorcing him?

33 here. Never found her attractive desu senpai.

>together for over a decade
>only married 2 years

wew

UGH

dun dinna dinna dun dun dinna dinna dun

UGH

dun dinna dinna dun dun dinna dinna

KEKING IN THE NAME OF

UGH

dun dinna dinna dun dun dinna dinna dun

KEKING IN THE NAME OFF....

dinna dun

now you pay what they told you

dinna dun

now you pay what they told you

dinna dun

now you pay what they told you

dinna dun

(ALIMONY CONTROL)

now you pay what they told you

dinna dun

(ALIMONY CONTROL)

NOW YOU PAY WHAT THEY TOLD YOUUUUU

FUCK

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With his luck, Brandon Fraser would be paying it.

Kek

wew hes already having this certain look

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was that funny or am i missing something?

DAMN

You leave her out of this!

Guys, please post some lipkino (Angelina or otherwise).

I can't believe how underrated lips are on Cred Forums.

A sense of humor.

RIP BRADS MONEY
JUST

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She's probably made more than him anyway.

I'm guessing they take what's theirs and go their own way.

youtube.com/watch?v=wnF-zTrHvGs

This is what happens when your reply is so shitty it can be confused as sarcastic
But everyone knows you're serious

>more money

Doing WHAT?

The last thing she did was Maleficent.

And those shitty Oscar bait movies are only loosing her money.

Angelina has never had a good move

>She looked great 15 years ago

She really didn't

Salt

Agreed, people always point to Hackers and she is just as meh for me there too. She has a weird face, she is literally the most bewildering of all of the "Hottest actresses" claims I've ever heard.

Angelina fell off, Brad's still hot. Net positive for him.

/cel/ fucking when?

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>"Angelina cites “irreconcilable differences” in the 11-page divorce papers. But, she makes no demands for child support for their six children, nor any support for herself. She is, however, asking for full physical custody of the couple’s children, Shiloh, Knox, Vivienne, Zahara, Maddox, and Pax, and joint legal custody."

NO CHILD OR SPOUSAL SUPPORT

she actually looks nice when she's not in skelly mode

Do you know when 15 years ago was?

>And he got out before she cut her tits off!

Fuck me, that's the best non-sequitur I've ever heard.

norm is the most based, greatest comic of 20 years

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He's only been married 2 years so he won't get fucked in the ass much. What films has brad pitt done in the last 2 years? Angie has her own career so they'll probably leave what they did before marriage untouched and only divide whats been done for the last 2 years.

kill yourself you stupid faggot.

they've been together for so long I doubt they're going to try to fuck over each other, I sure fuckin hope not

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/cel/ fucking when

Who gets to keep the nigglets?

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see
She didn't ask for anything, only the kids.

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Well that's, I really respect Jolie and she seems like a nice person.

Is that shitposter even that old?

Again the car for cel speaks for itself. If you guys thought deep heard was bad you ain't seen muffin yet

>got to fuck a sex icon during her peak years.
>doesn't have to deal with looking after 3rd world babies anymore
>can go out and get some new younger hotter puss now that she's gone stale

How are people thinking this is bad for Brad?

I want to lick mommy's jaw

come home after hard days work, see this, what do?

and he doesn't have to pay for anything either. He got out of this without a scratch on him.

jolie aged like milk while brad aged like cheese

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Call Day'Quill

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divorce that skelly bitch

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They're both insanely rich, this should be able to be handled quietly.

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>t. Every male that saw Hackers

Fixed for me.

I wonder if she ever locked the butler in the freezer while filming Tomb Raider

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JUST
ALIMONY
MY
SHIT
UP

Well, that's cool at least.

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FUCK YOU I WONT PAY ALIMONY

>Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from her husband, she cited irreconcilable differences in the split from Brad Pitt, and requested sole physical custody of their 6 children.
>Our sources say the reason for the split is an affair that Pitt engaged in whilst out of the country. When visiting Paris, Pitt and fellow actor Leonardo DiCaprio are alleged to have been involved in a threesome with a local weather girl. Brad Pitt's "Moneyball" co-star Jonah Hill could not comment on these allegations when questioned, as he had apparently left the room before anything happened.

im a girl and schlicking to this photoshoot vigourously is one of my first fap memories

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>>Our sources say the reason for the split is an affair that Pitt engaged in whilst out of the country. When visiting Paris, Pitt and fellow actor Leonardo DiCaprio are alleged to have been involved in a threesome with a local weather girl. Brad Pitt's "Moneyball" co-star Jonah Hill could not comment on these allegations when questioned, as he had apparently left the room before anything happened.
was that whore who ridiculed Jonah Hill

btw im a girl too
AMA

alright i did and i'm fapping now.

i read that brad was DUDE WEED LMAO 24/7 and jolie didn't want it near the kids

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>glistening armhair
>forearm veins
>that stupid fucking haircut

How is this a 10/10 by any measure?

>implying forearm veins aren't the truest indicator of swole

Makes sense

Why is there no just'd bratt pic yet?

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Brad wasted to many years on that succubus

literally all girls have arm hair that would glisten if wet/oily unless they shave or wax it
and the hair fit the character

with you about the veins though

I really hope no one saw that movie they put out together last year "By The Sea" I think it's called.

I have never wanted to turn off a movie so bad in my life. Only out of some illogical need to finish every movie I see did I sit through what was the most soul sucking forced art house experience ever.

I wouldn't wish that on anyone

Ahhh so Brad Pitt is the guy leading the pedophile sex ring in Hollywood. I would have never suspected him.

me on the right.

Me under the right.

Cottilard >>>> Jolie

me taking the pic

whys she so smug?

I don't know user. I think people criticize the movie with wrath because Angelina Jolie is directing it. I do think is not a good movie, is too slow and is hard to empathize with those two rich characters. But is mostly about a pretty sloppy and derivative idea. I bet Angelia had, for first time in her life, the opportunity to watch other type of cinema, so her reaction was what a twenty years old film student could have done: a bad copy of something good. Sadly Angelina is not a 20 years old but a 40 years old, so maybe her good movies would come when she is 60.

M-mommy what do you mean I have to fill in for dad now?

>Sources connected with the couple tell us ... Angelina's decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children ... she was extremely upset with his methods.

>Our sources say, Angelina became "fed up" with Brad's consumption of weed and possibly alcohol, and mixed with what she believes is "an anger problem" ... felt it became dangerous for the children.

Yeah, you're turning your children into transexuals freaks and Brad is self-medicating because he can't fucking deal with it.

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Trying to get away from Brad Pitt before all the paedo allegations come out about him from that Radar leak.

'A-list family-man actor' remember.

Shiloh is going to get bored about that and become a regular girl in some years.

>together for 10 years
>didn't get married until 2014
>divorce two years later
Is marriage the fastest way to kill a relationship?

God she's so sexually attractive.

to test a persons ego, sure.

marriage wasnt meant for the self involved generations of the last half century.

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Holy shit, luckiest man alive! Good shit on Jolie for being an upstanding woman and not JUSTing his shit up.

F

>Hollywood entertainment website TMZ reported that Jolie had filed for full physical custody of all six of their children. TMZ, citing a legal filing, said Jolie "was extremely upset" by Pitt's parenting methods.

Apparently it was "for the health of the family".

Was Pitt abusing the kids or refusing to treat them like they weren't nignogs? Or maybe he's a stellar dad but jolie is an SJW who doesn't believe you should ever smack your kids for doing something shitty?

Pitt had GOAT sex for a while I bet

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>According to the court documents, the pair separated on September 15, two years and one month after they married in August 2014.

top modern marriage

>implying smacking your kids doesnt literally lower their IQ

b-b-but my parents did it so it must be right!!!!

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>Not instilling discipline into your kids
This is one of the reasons I never want to be a father. Even if I were, I'd have society take them away because not mollycoddling them means I'm a monster.

Cite your sources, compadre.