You have the choice of taking Jessie Spano, Kelly Kapowski, or Lisa Turtle out to The Max for dinner

Jessie.

Kelly is hotter but was always a massive cock tease.

Ive seen Berkeley's cunt and voorheeves looks like a monster. So I choose Kelly because I'm sure she fucks.

Kelly obviously

holy shit this
>Tfw shes an identical triplet
shame shes an uber dyke now

i actually dont know if shes the dyke or not
also didnt know they are the daughters of haley mills
pretty cool

But you got two others

oh no they just played her daughters nevermind im out before i embarrass myself further

true

She is

how the fuck does that girl look outright black in the background when she's just a regular blonde these days?

Dustin is apparently incredibly bitter that none of his female co-stars wanted to sleep with him during the show. Altough he claims that he slept with over 400 extras and that his co-stars had group orgies in their dressing rooms.

>Tfw extras were often hotter than the main actresses
good on him if its true

You can forget about the colored one.

He sounds like a typical Cred Forums neckbeard.

>>Orgies
>>Slept with 400 extras.

Yeah Sure.

I wonder how do drumpftards feel when they see this pic and realize they're on the wrong side of history.

Berkly looks a lot like a girl I wanna bone irl so probably her.

She's even got the same weird gum to teeth ratio going on

Cred Forums personified?

how is this even a question...
Kelly > Jessie >>>>>>>>>> Lisa

I'll take Liz

That dude seems insecure as fuck. Even that porno he made just makes him seem like he really wants people to think he's a cool sex symbol instead of the nerdy Screech. He has some major self-esteem issues.

sweet bait, mate.

Seriously, though. Right and Wrong 'side of history' doesn't fucking make any sense. The victors write history. JFK worked with the Mob, not many people know it because he was such a 'good liberal' president. If Nixon won his fight with congress and the media, none of us would know or care about Watergate.

Obama dronestrikes civilian children in the middle east just to take down low level jihadists and no one gives a flying shit. The CIA spies on the US people all day and every day, no one gives a shit. Apparently the CIA and dronestrikes are "the right side of history". So fuck your naive bullshit about how history is going to see our current situation. If the Nazi's won, we would all believe that the English and the USA were the ones who built the concentration camps and that the Germans were the heroes who saved them.

She has Michael Jackson disease?

Can celeb sex tapes be Kino?

xvideos.com/video627745/screech_s_sex_tape_dustin_diamond_

Jesse was thirsty as fuck

Kelly probably wouldn't even let you get past 2nd base

why wasnt Screech included in their reunion

Everyone hates the little faggot.

antisemitism

Jessie was hot as fuck when she grew into a woman, underrated at.All 3 were but Jessie is my favourite.

It was hilarious when the drill Instructor called Dustin a nazi on the Celebrity Fit Club and how Dustin got upset and told that he had contacted his lawyer and the Jewish Defense League.

damn, great genetics. i would very happy with any one of those girls/ladies

oh my god CFC was GOLD
really wish they put all that stuff online

This is painfully obviously correct. Kelly was a literal 10/10. Jessie was a 6/10. The nigger was a nigger.

yeah but only Jessie would suck you off in your car after your date

>not wanting a pure qt

I'd gladly take a date with Kelly even if we didn't get to kiss. As long as we became boyfriend and girlfriend and eventually got married.

maybe this is the level of american tanning that ganguro girls were trying to imitate?

imagine all three at the same time

Don't even have to think about it for a second.

Can't tell if Tegan or sara

SBTB kino

youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c

youtube.com/watch?v=hvAN85fJLrI

>you will never have a high school romance with Kelly.

Screech went back to jail for violating his parole terms

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3610057/Saved-Bell-star-Dustin-Diamond-jail-violating-terms-parole.html

I wish i was a big fat negro who was his cell mate. I would fuck the shit out of him every night. Make him clean my bbc covered in his shit.

>it's an audience doesn't know whether to gasp or laugh episode

Rather take out Nikki Coleman

Nope, she just crazy

>mfw Dustin said that he could take the drill instructor in a fight because he was a third degree black belt

Jessie had the best body by far,.

youtube.com/watch?v=AobTzmW5sRw

Forgot pic

Tiffany (kelly) was pretty mush perfect back then. Jessi was the average girl that prettied up with a tone of make up and her feminist nagging was a boner killer.
The...summer beach resorts owners daughter?...would have been my third pick despite the bitchy attitude. (I didn't follow the plot). And kelly did look fine in that unlined green swimsuit.

>her feminist nagging was a boner killer
I've fucked "feminists" and it's even sweeter because they talk a big game publicly, but at the end of the day they want to be dominated and degraded just like any other woman.