Just found out I'll be meeting Kurt Russel and Kate Hudson tonight. What should I say to them Cred Forums?

Just found out I'll be meeting Kurt Russel and Kate Hudson tonight. What should I say to them Cred Forums?

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SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE

dubs confirm

"obama is a good president, taxes should be raised, and guns should be banned."

Tell him you need to test his blood to be sure.

Tell him how much I love Overboard.

>"i heard you were dead"
this is the only correct answer

>Just found out I'll be meeting Kurt Russel and Kate Hudson tonight.

How did that happen?

>DId ya ever find the Thing after surviving the explosion?

Tell them I said hi

ask kurt who corey haim rapist was

Which one was the thing: MacReady or Childs?

This. Also dress as Snake Plisken.

>Kurt Russel
but he's dead dude

ASS to ASS

No Goldie? I wouldn't even go.

Have him sign your eyepatch.

THIS

Also tell him that guns should be banned for the safety of the nation.

Tell Kurt Russell you always spell his last name wrong, you tit.

They're traveling up and down the gulf coast shilling for the movie Deep-water Horizon, and I'm a milfag so they're stopping by to dank me for my cervix.

The catch? The movie's fucking terrible. Nobody wants to see it so my leadership is forcing people to go out and talk to them and watch it.

Ask him why so many power couples divorce in hollywood

ask her to show you her soles

...

Big Trouble in Little China is the best movie of the 80s

>lying to people you just met

Tell him you forgive him for raping Cory Haim.

Ask her how big Matt Bellamy's dick is.

Not funny.

derek jeter's

Just be chill with him. Tell him Overboard is a cool movie and that he should do another movie with john carpenter.

just remember she's not his daughter, she's Goldie's

Call him Captain Ron and ask him what Martin Short is up to the days. Tell Kate you've jacked off to her Fabletics ads like a billion times.

Ask them about the new show they're working on with Mel Gibson, Barbary Coast.

Fuck off, Kurt.

>Russell is aLibertarian. In 1996, he was quoted in the Toronto Sun saying: "I was brought up as a Republican, but when I realized that at the end of the day there wasn't much difference between a Democrat and Republican, I became a libertarian."

So close to class-consciousness, yet so far...

Fuck off, Cory. You had it coming.

>had me coming

Ask them when this is coming out and on what network/streaming service

hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/kurt-russell-mel-gibson-kate-884986

i think his best movie was tango and cash

>Someone from the board I visit says he loved Overbored.

>That's good to hear, thanks

>It's the pedoboard of pedoboards, but there's armpits and feet too :3

Tell them they're both based af, because they really are.

make them say "im a big guy for you"

Ask him when we're getting Overboard 2

this and record it too.

Tell him you thought hed be taller.

Ask him to do another movie with John Carpenter

>a legend and a nobody
I guess just ask snake some queries

"Do you really drive around at night disposing of all feminazis and cumdumpsters you can pick up along the way? You really are a silent protector, an unspoken hero. That's all, Mr. Russel"

"so how was Goldie's ass?"
"hey Kate, nice ass"