Brad is fucking Marion

Upgrade or Downgrade?

Do you even have to ask?

clear upgrade

Generally a downgrade, but considering the state of Jolie it's an upgrade.

>the state of Julie
>ever good
French women are superior in every way.

A WAY better choice.

I know Jolie is probably a bit crazy, but I always thought she was one of the few stars that genuinely cared about helping the poor people in different countries. Most others just throw a bunch money for PR.

Prime Jolie> this chubster
it's not even close

Upgrade.

Who the fuck would think this is a downgrade from a monkey-lipped, no tits, translucent, STD ridden, egotistical cunt?

I always crack up when seeing this.

busted tits

>better than no tits

>Being attracted to sjw skeleton
I bet you are literally homosexual.

>translucent

Jolie hasn't been prime since like 2006 though. 2016 Cotillard > 2016 Jolie

She's upgrading MY FICK!

>acting

this

She has a husband and a son though???

But obviously in any scenario this is a fucking upgrade. Jolie isn't anywhere near the same league.

Dem niplets look like burned pancakes.

Grandma tits are the best tits, faggot.

ewww.....downgrade

Sadly true.

>tfw they are almost same age

I really thought Jolie was much older

Upgrade. Any proof of this or is it just an epic meme?

From current titless skeleton face Jolie? Not even a question lmao

she was nursing at the time you stupid virgin faggots

do you think she shaves for him?

keep in mind she's french

>she was nursing at the time

Big saggy tits with huge nipples is my fetish. An average looking face also helps`

MOMMY

t. khvs

big nipples are my fetish

Those tits are full and those nipples are really suckable

>this many plebs

Hello virgin.

Good big tits.

Huge upgrade, just look at Jolie.
Marion has a sexy voice, a smooth accent and is younger than her.

He did good. Angelina looks like a scarecrow.

Lateral move, which is pathetic on his part. He should be fucking hot 20 year olds.

>lateral move
Clearly an upgrade, dipshit.

God I bet those nips taste amazing

>was fucking a skeleton without tits

>now is fucking a french 8/10 with a nice pair

What do YOU think?

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Did Jonah Hill's interview make Pitt reconsider French women?

I'm a virgin because I like small nipples and smaller breasts in general?

Would you have sex with her though?

Nah it's because you're a bender mate

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>tfw she has her tongue in your mouth and her post-birth nursing breasts only make you harder because you can smell and feel them and you're tasting her saliva right then and smelling her breath and her insides and your cock is poking hard against her stomach

And this angle and lighting isn't even unflattering, would worship those desu

please mommy marion

If she came to me and offered? Yes. If I had to put some effort into it? No, not really.

hnnnng
post her big beautiful bush!

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Those are great tits you fucking virgins. Proper milk bags

Man they were perfect
Pregnancy really ruins women's bodies

Amazing

Not saying much since french chicks would be the nastiest euros if it wasn't for brits and greeks

At least this one still has tits.

Marion is qt as heck
I never understood the Jolie meme even back in the 90s and early 2000s

Ruined my whole fantasy with her. DISCARDED!

hhhnnnnggg I wanna smell it

This is actually really nice. How old is she in here?

I wish my fetish was as attainable. You're a lucky guy.

perfect

how the fuck are these the same tits????

>what are bras?

>i was insinuating that i can never trust women again

At least she still has them.

She's nothing like what she was.

her boil on her forehead is distracting

Blame the patriarchy then, user

What is this from
Please I need sauce

It's character

How old are you? Angelina was a goddess for a good 15 years, and came in many flavors.

jesus christ

lots of people laughed in the theater at this

Why not Eva, the superior french waifu

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what did I miss?

She's been discussed currently as well

lol

She was even pregnant when brad as fucking her... Oh wait, maybe is his baby too!

Or he developed a pregnant fetish

Angelina is one of the finest women on Earth so it's a downgrade. But after 12 years it's a downgrade worth doing.

yes, but why?

>Angelina is one of the finest women on Earth so it's a downgrade
Never stick your dick in crazy.

Marion is like that shy nerd girl in HS/uni who is lowkey hot but doesn't show it. And when she does, your in awe

She has that poo in the loo shit in her forehead doe

Jolie is way past it. No amount of collagen and make up and fruity skin care can save your sagging gangly face from running down your bones like some half melted bag made of taffy. Look at this gross mother fucked. The force of our earths gravity is enough to sag her entire body.

Brad's just going to keep aging gracefully like Clooney.

Is this how retarded Cred Forums is now?

Reminder this isn't her fault but whoever was in charge of shooting the scenes and and all the up to whoever gave the OK for the final cut. Everybody has bad shots, that's why you do retakes.

anorexia is a hell of a drug

Marion is slim, she has big boobs and a feminine face, which some closeted gay pedos may see as "fat".

Retarded how shitface?

Angelina looks like skeletor now. Plus she is probably an egomaniacal cunt.

MALLLLLL

JESUS

She was actually told her death rattle wouldn't be included, that's why she didn't try at all. It wasn't even about a bad cut, she didn't think she had to act for that part of the scene.

Always wondered how that dodged meme territory.

This. Marion is more feminine than Jolie ever was.

Fuck off

Les Jolies Choses aka Pretty Things

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>tfw I had never noticed it until now, and now I can never not see it again

because you're new and weren't around when the film was new

blind user detected

>implying I'm blind and not just willfully ignorant
There's a subtle difference.

I want to slobber all over her armpits so fucking bad.

>Brad's just going to keep aging gracefully like Clooney

which brad pitt are you referring to

Angelina got fakes put in after getting her natural ones removed you dip

she has the perfect face imo

anyone would be a downgrade from her

fuck. who could even think that 7/10 is superior to her

Downgrade vs. Prime Jolie

Upgrade vs. old Jolie

upgrade and i hate this bitch

He looks like a more handsome Thurston Moore