What's the worst best picture winner? (Excluding Crash, because that's too obvious.)

The Sun is a star therefore it loses because all stars explode themselves and die. Lions literally just have to sit there for a few trillion years and they win

The Sun is about 8*10^15 times more massive than 1 trillion lions.

The Sun wins.

Kill yourself. But Mystic River should've beat it.

just attack at night

What does "win" even mean?

That shit about Hawkeye in Afganistán, damn that was a reak piece of crap

SHART

About 20000
Based humans

That it "won" the best picture oscar

How are lions suppose to defeat the sun? And why would they want to? If they destroy the sun they'll freeze to death.

k.

Who would win

8*10^16 trillion lions
OR
the sun

>hurr durr size is all that matters

i bet your one of those fagots who think tyson would beat up bruce lee too, fucking kys my man, and by my man, i mean fucking fagot.

Cra...

Shit.

English Patient.

the lions if their coordination was excellent

Weeb

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The Sun because lions can't breathe in space.

Slumdog Millionaire

Hurt locker was shit

What if they have helmets?

Return of the King.

Then they can't bite. Checkmate atheists.

Spotlight wasnt awful, but horribly forgettable. Mad Max, The Revenant or Room should've won.

the lord of the rings one.

Spotted the females

Dances with Wolves.

How that shit beat out Goodfellas for best picture is beyond me.

Almost all of the winners from the 90s sucked. The 90s had some decent movies but almost all of the majorly recognized ones are fucking trash like Forrest Gump or Shawshank or first year film student stuff like Pulp Fiction.

no

The USA won Vietnam, though. The dramatic pictures of evacuations and the US "losing" took place three years after we won, whenever the leftist congress withdrew funds and effectively killed, wounded, exiled, and oppressed thousands of innocent Vietnamese. This is what happens when liberals control the media, you don't even know the fucking facts about one of the major conflicts of the 20th century.

>MOOOOOOOM! THOSE GOOK FISHERMEN ARE BULLYING ME AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *SHARTS*
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I SUPPORTED AND GAVE WEAPONS TO INSANE GOATFUCKERS AND NOW I'M SURPRISED THAT THEY'RE TURNING AGAINST THE WEST, TENDIES NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEE *SHARTS*

Amazing post m8 just absolutely stunning bro

Those goatfuckers are using surplus and foreign made AK-47s, not weapons the US supplied them with.

>the usa won Vietnam though
Stopped reading there.

>if the united states has an objective
the whole united states
>if the united states has no objective
the farmers on a boat

>stopped reading when facts contradicted my emotional response

Half the movies that won best picture are shit, look at the list and be honest with yourself. Of the one I've seen I'd say its between forrest gump and dances with wolves.

Yes the country of South Vietnam thrives to this day

The Artist

Fuck this snoozefest.

Also hated Birdman but I can see why people jerked themselves over it

Nailed it.

Legit 3/10.

and only because we feel bad for them for some reason

>The King's Speech
idk, compared to the other nominees didn't seem that bad
Chicago though...

>2010's
The Artist
>2000's
Slumdog Miillionaire (but really Crash)
>1990's
Forrest Gump (muh Shakespeare in Love beating Saving Private Ryan)
>1980's
Take your pick: Chariots of Fire, Gandhi, Out of Africa, Driving Miss Daisy. It was a dark time for Oscar bait.
>1970's
Kramer vs. Kramer
>1960's
The Sound of Music
>1950's
The Greatest Show on Earth
>1940's
These are all good
>1930's
Cimarron

those are all from the same year user...

Beat me to it.

As if you shits would know. Even the extremely accessible plateau of bps is an impossible feat for the capebabbys of this board.
The vast majority here can claim to have seen at best only a third of them, and from a very obvious period too. So, there's just the usual memehate as in every other thread.

nigga u gay

Lions easily

You kids have to realize that it takes energy for the sun to burn things, more space to burn = sun gets worn out and must recharge

Nice fedora

What possibly is fedora about that post?

How much is one trillion lions though?

amerifats BTFO once again

when will the BTFO ever end?

fuck you for saying gladiator.

crash was obviously the worst (one of the worst movies i've ever seen) but since you omitted it i'll vote shakespeare in love or the king's speech. the king's speech was basically the biggest oscar bait movie of all time and social network was a much better film.

Fact: USA has never lost a war

Fact: rest of world btfo

Shakespeare in Love

>fact
>isn't true
nice

slumdog millionaire wasn't great but look at the other nominees that year. benjamin button, milk, frost/nixon, the reader. none of them are really that special. 2008 was a terrible year for film.

The Dark Knigth was surely missing, as one second after the announcing everybody suddenly knew

Tyson would beat Bruce lee though cause Tyson is still alive and Bruce isn't.

haha good one XD

>trillion

What's a couple of numbers more or less? Fucking bigot, oy vey

It was a cliched movie that had pretty cinematography. So dumb.

I mean, that's a lot of lions.

I myself can't come close to fathom the picture. Sun is gonna sweat

Probably Mad Max just from the spectacle it gave. One of those films people will look back on as a supreme achievement in action and cinematography. But the academy is too political and old to appreciate action over drama.

>the US won the Vietnam War
>you know, til it lost

???

>Tet Offensive was NVA's most effective assault
>lost more men
>hippies at home get upset because LSD
>Tricky Dick pulls out his tricky dick

RIP

That's like saying "Britain won the revolutionary war, they just got tired of fighting the Americans and let them have independence"

>The goal was to prevent socialism regimes from spreading across to Southern Vietnam and to stop the threat in North Vietnam lead by Ho Chi Minh
>2016 Vietnam is a unified socialist country and Saigon has been renamed to Ho Chi Minh city

US definitely won that one

How the fuck did Crash win anything at all?

Spotlight was dogshit