I didn't know brad pitt was so famous until today. millions of tweets about him

impressive repeating digits

He wasn't living under a rock. He just wasn't born.

Yo I loved Interview with a vampire but it had Pitt, Cruise, AND Banderas in their prime. It was literal porn for women.

Don't forget Brad's buddy

Imagine being Kirsten Dunst in that movie. Imagine getting your first kiss from Brad fucking Pitt.

Imagine getting tag-teamed by this entire cast at age 11

Wtf... Gen Z?

Louie going ham on the paris coven was the best part of that movie and felt deserved.

Clooney is famous but if you look at his filmography he doesn't star in many big movies. Probably his biggest stuff is the Ocean's trilogy.

YOU JUST KNOW

ITT: morons all over the place but OP.

I forgot Christian Slater existed.

Are you telling me George Clooney isn't as famous or his career isn't as impressive as Pitt's? Like, for real?

>It was literal porn for women.
Not only for women

youtube.com/watch?v=qvHimfEL_04

Not even close.

Angelina made the right decision.

Back when Arrow was decent.

Nowadays DiCaprio is a bigger star than Clooney. I think he's the one up there with Pitt.

Cool, keep being delusional then.

He's 52. You're crazy if you think he didn't age well.

For the average movie going audience attending blockbusters? Yeah Pitt and Cruise outrank him easily in terms of fame and mass appeal. Clooney is still based though, he's probably had tons of opportunities to do blockbusters that's he passed on.

What is it like being an oldfag

I'm not old, I'm 25.

wow, isn't it past your bed time, gramps?

But he isn't star in the way Cruise or Pitt are. Clooney just has really good taste/agent and chooses really good movies. Cruise and Pitt can turn any movie into good movie - they are last of their kind

*Interview with THE vampire
is the correct title.

>25
>still browse Cred Forums

Don't you have goals, loser?

>won for Syriana

That movie was as Oscar bait as it gets.

Pitt in 12 Monkeys > anything Clooney

I could ask you the same question.

Do it, ask him.
I dare you

is Cruise standing on a box?

Don't get defensive with me, geezer.

>shitposting on a Cambojan dress weaving board stops people from achieving their goals.

Celebrity culture is a fucking shitshow.
People need God in their lives so they quit elevating these professional-liars to godhood.

Check out "burn after reading". Pitt and clooney are funny as fuck.

Ooooh stuck a nerve, loser?

Don't you have school tomorrow?

I'm 25 as well and I'm currently making just under $20 an hour to sit here and shitpost

He'd look great if he kept in shape, though I guess that's true for a lot of JUSTs.

>Cruise is 5'7, Banderas is 5'9 and Pitt is 5'11

Cool chump change, you'll have that ferrari by month's end.

They all look so noice and 90s

Probably got high heel boots, he was literally a GOAT vampire. no homo

he's not gonna get JUST'd right? since she's rich as well

All she wants is custody with Pitt being allowed visitation rights.

Cruise is the only honest manlet in Hollywood, apparently.

based pacino is the same height

lol, enjoy your last few years of life

are you for real?

Tom Hanks is arguably the greatest actor of all time 2bh

Am I the only one who thinks RDJ and Al Pacino look similar?

Is RDJ the Al Pacino of our generation? SCARFACE REMAKE WHEN

wonder what kind of platform shoes Tom's wearing, to appear that tall.

>everyone falling for this bait

you lost your edge Cred Forums

so he's getting a god-tier deal then? i bet he cant wait to get some peace away from his wifes sons and daughters

look at them they're practically the same height here

Why would anyone waste money on an expensive car?

really? they're gonna give custody to an ex heroin user with an eating disorder? I call bs, Pitt's getting all the kids.

>being so poor a ferrari is a big expense

mate

>that look on her face

You just know.

> he isn't currently watching mr reddit

cmon bro its a good show

is the left most guy mr. robot or what?

used to be hot, he's ugly now

Yea but he's also rich and fucks Angelina Jolie so I think he's still firmly planted in the winning column.

Woll Smoth

isn't thaqt billy ray cyrus,
the father of the tranny boy and the other retards?

He's his stepdad and he didn't know he was banging his mom? What kind of naive little child is he?

Being rich makes up for having to fuck Jolie?

wow delete this

You have no friends.

Are you 15?

Is he really taht good looking? His nose is kinda big.

He has big and juicy lips... n-no homo t-tho.

>i didn't know brad pitt was so famous until today

So was he the one who raped Corey Haim then?

Man Cruise cant be more attractive and hansome in that pic. Even me would want to kiss him if he gave me that look. No homo.

Didnt he rape Corey Haim?

>tfw 35 and get paid to CTR on chink cartoon image boards

it's not a great life, but it's an easy life. at least until the election is over.

Spielberg and Lucas did that.

South Park tried to tell us.

>ugly

Oh boy.

oh my god tom cruise,
wtf i'm gay now

Based?

The man's a liberal virtue-signalling twat who think's he's God's gift, but in fact we all know he's gay.

What's the point of living when perfection like that exists

Charlie Sheen did it.

>Pitt is 5'11
Fucking bullshit!
>look up his height
>he's actually 5'11''
What the fuck. I've seen him get referred to as manlet all the time on Cred Forums. For that reason, I figured he was 5'6" or something.

He is a manlet. He's 5'11''.

Is that val kilmer?

come to think of it Brad hasn't really been in any terrible movies the closest I can think of is Mr and Ms Smith which is ironic considering the news

5'11 is literally the manlet cutoff, 5'10 is king of manlets

Na 5'9 is king of the manlets. Acceptable and nobody has ever referred to me as short in my life.

5'10 is the cut off point.

Back in my day, a true manlet was 5'4". In a few years, you guys will consider 6'4'' the manlet cut-off height.

I'm 6'2 and consider myself a manlet.

I'm 6'7 and you are

5'11" AKA manlet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burn_After_Reading

lanklets

You're 6'7 and you're a freak lmao

>The Favor
>Interview with the Vampire
>Legends of the Fall
>Seven
>The Devil's Own
>Meet Joe Black
>Fight Club
>The Mexican
>Spy Game
>Ocean's Eleven
>Sinbad
>Ocean's Twelve
>Ocean's Thirteen
>Benjamin Button
>Inglorious Basterds
>Megamind
>Moneyball
>Killing Them Softly
>World War Z
>By the Sea (Nail in the coffin ironic)

He's been in some shit. Everybody has.

I like to crash ferraris into trees just for fun. I've crashed at least 20 ferraris in the past week.

Watch your mouth.

Tree of Life was also kind of shit.

no the cutoff is 6'0

wtf i hate interview with the vampire now

i didn't even know that was kirsten dunst

she has the most punchable face for a woman i've ever seen

This is some carefully crafted bait

gr8 b8 m8

>implying

that movie was awesome and dat range Brad can do anything

Been famous since he showed his ass in Thelma & Louise.

>Brad didn't play Jamie in a 90s movie adaptation of Game Of Thrones

Fuck this timeline.

It's ok, he doesn't exist anymore.

I wouldn't put any of those films near my top ten if I had a top ten.

Pitt isn't the problem, nor is he inherently bad in any of the movies mentioned, they're just garbage movies in general that weren't saved by whatever performance he gave.

What's your favorite Brad Pitt movie?

Mine is A River Runs Through It.

Didn't know Redford had it in him.

>calling Inglorious Bastards, Seven, Benjamin Button, Fight Club garbage

it's just your taste that's garbage user

Overall? The Assassination of Jesse James

Pitt's Performance? Burn After Reading

Inglorious Basterds was absolutely horrible apart from the opening and the bar. Everything else is total hogwash.

Seven is just mediocre. Morgan Freeman is an absolute hackjob who couldn't read a fucking line to save his ancient life, and Kevin Spacey's character was just boring. None of the character's were developed so the ending was predictable and anticlimactic.

Benjamin Button might be worth rewatching, but Pitt himself was notably lackluster in it.

Fight Club is Fight Club. You love it or you hate it. I hate the living shit out of David Fincher's stupid ass. His movies are more devoid of emotion than a fucking Spielberg production.

I just realized Benjamin Button was Fincher. That's pretty funny. What a shitlord.

>basically his entire filmography except for Troy

I can see you're a connoisseur of kino

trying too hard

mods can you plz get this underage piece of shit off my fucking image board.

Your taste in cinema is mediocre.

What do you think is good?

This is the first perfect halloween costume I've ever seen.

you have to be old to actually go outside and hear people talk about him?

Your bait is getting worse and worse.

Ruins every movie with his ugly potato face.

Fag.

>being this underage
shouldn't you be doing homework
Mileniul fucking shit

I want to be a QB.

Him, Clooney and Depp are pretty much the last crop of actors to become real Hollywood stars. You can't really make it in the same way anymore.

>Ann Rice's novel/movie turned brad pitt into the original Edward Cullen.
nope, that was Legends of the Fall.

Rdj is way too old for scarface at this point

Will Smith is bigger than both of them.

Suicide Squad was only a success because of Will.

Burn After Reading was great.

More recently I thoroughly enjoyed films like Macbeth (2015), Steve Jobs, Ex Machina, Inside Llewyn Davis, and The Two Faces of January. I also really enjoyed the director's cut of The Counselor. One of the weirdest movies I've seen, even though it's not particularly outside the realm of reality. Also just got around to watching Moon last week, damn good. Sam Rockwell deserves better roles.

I will give credit where it's due though, Social Network was fucking great.

we're talking about stars here, like how Arnold was a Megastar in his primes.

Brad Pitt? More like JUST Pitt

stupid sexy tom cruise

just hurry up with world war Z 2 brad

comfy flick

you guys know they're getting divorced right?

Who is RDJ?

Question: Could Pitt keep the three kids that are biologically his and let Angelina keep the three foreigners?

Theory time: It's all about Shiloh. Angie wants to give her testosterone and estrogen suppressants and Brad refuses. Hence why she is seeking custody so Brad can't prevent it.

>wanting some tranny kid that won't put on a dress and be a normal daughter

See

Pitt and Voight need to rescue her from crazy Angelina.

JUST

>implying she even needs test when she still dresses like a retard despite probably already having her period
forcing her to wear a dress and growing her hair long won't fix her, she's already gone

only tom cruise can have that kinda facial hair without lookin like trailer trash.

I've read it's the opposite, that Jolie is the conservative voice

Wait until "it" realizes "it" has no dick. How's that work?

Cruise and Pitt look like actual gods, unbearably handsome. Banderas looks good but pales next to those two. And Slater looks fucking awful

So just because they aren't on your top ten it means they are shit? That would mean that 99.9% of movies are shit.

No, SS was a success because it's capeshit and had Harley Quinn and Joker in it. Sure, Will Smith might have attracted some audience but certainly not a significant one. It's not the early 2000s anymore.

even if he never acted he would be famous just for being married to jennifer aniston

>Wait until "it" realizes "it" has no dick. How's that work?
she puts on a strap on

>Implying megamind wasn't capekino
Fucking pleb

the interesting part about it is that they tend to hook up with female versions of themselves, that treat them like normal women treat normal guys, or ugly women treat ugly guys, etc etc. So, apart from getting some compliments(which by the way lose most of their impact after the 20th time or so nevermind what these guys get) and some casual sex if they want to cheat, their lives are probably no different as far as relationships, despite being far far more attractive then the rest of us.

I noticed this because i was a fairly looking guy with average or below average looking friends. I noticed our relationships and romantic lives were not very different. Our girlfriends treated us very similar. I got a few more compliments and had more opportunity to cheat but that's about it. The more attractive guy gets to fuck the more attractive girl and that's something no doubt, i would love to bang the chicks brad and tom have, but it's not some magical existence i don't think. Shit anyone with say 500 dollars can probably bang a 10/10 depending where they live. Don't know where i'm going with this, is live meaningless no matter what? Or does it not matter what you are born with, make of it what you will? I dunno, should probably stop drinking now getting off topic

Kill yourself

Kek. She actually said in an interview that kissing Brad Pitt was "gross" or something.

very constructive. can you at least point to the part that got you so butt hurt?

I enjoyed that kek.

A River Runs Through It or Legends of the Fall.

Hey Tolstoy, you expect me to read all that?

nah do what you want but it's two paragraphs and i thought it interesting. is this shit recent? is twitter fucking with the millennials? takes longer to write a reply then read 2 paragraphs ffs

Bull. Shit. Pitt's a southern boy, sure he's liberalized but he wouldn't cross the biologically irreparable line.

What is Jolie's character report? Estranged from her cold father. Went through that over the top goth phase culimating in Thornton Blood™. Decided to adopt more foreign children than Madonna. Literally made a mock-film about the state of their relationship as a form of therapy(?).

She's a succubus and is now finally done sucking the life out of Pitt.

A couple of things :

- Angelina is certafiably nuts and is collecting ethnic kids like pokemon

- Brad, no matter how chill he has about being a father, is going to bail on that shit sooner or later because no sane man wants to be around irritating kids and certainly not an increasing multitude of them

- Angelina had her tits cut off on top of being nuts so no matter how crazy she was in bed initially things went south there I bet

- Angelina's "I need no spousal support" is meaningless considering she has like 6+ kids that will need support anyway so it's payday no matter what

- she was making garbage tier oscar-bait movies and involving Pitt in them so I bet they argued over that all the time

- Brad is too white male for current year so she'll get some fashionable husband next

>- Angelina had her tits cut off on top of being nuts so no matter how crazy she was in bed initially things went south there I bet

She had them removed in case she might get cancer later. How nuts is that? That's like cutting your nuts off just because you might get testicular cancer. Geezus.

>based
>homo soapboxes about how we need to let more refugees in
>has numerous estates with 100s of acres of land in europe that could hold 100s of thousands of refugees with the right organization.
>lol nah fuck that

fuck you it's all because of the Mandela effect, we are in the BerenSTAIN universe not the correct one

Seems like she wants to appear like she resents people for liking her for her looks. Some paradoxical complex these women have.

6 ft is where the "big guy" title starts.

She was nevet diagnosed with cancer and several doctors said in her case they wouldnt recommend to have her breasts removed just because of family history. She was either overly paranoid or insane.

...

it's fucking retarded

No way Pitt is 5'11.

It's Jaime, you swine.

Dude, Pitt comes from a Christian, southern upbringing while she grew up in Hollywood. Come on, that really stretches the imagination.

>Gets breast cancer anyway

Has nature gone too far?

oh god this post killed me

he is down to earth but user the dude has always been a liberal hippie. Strange as it sounds, she does come off as more conservative, and considering her family background it makes sense.

Her crazy behavior was more because of her family problems with her dad honestly.

Instead of getting into tabloid nipslips, she is going around playing u.n inspector for refugees.
Her wildchild behavior is nearly two decades in the past.

I unironically like that flick

There's actually a lot of discussion about this in the medical community related to what is considered significant risk and what is considered a justifiable cause for screening intervention such as prophylactic mastectomy and you have to tick a lot of boxes (see: breastcancer.org/treatment/surgery/prophylactic_mast). But even this is under consideration for revision. Based on her specifics, she was nuts to have it done though.

so do I user, Cruise is a maniac, Pitt really gives that sadness into anger a great tragic feel.

Thats pretty lame.
Even if i was a billionaire I'd hope I wasn't so stupid as to waste money on a car just because i could.

The only people who are justified in buying expensive cars ,and multiple ones at that, are car aficionados. Thats their hobby or passion and thats fine but to just buy one cause " im not poor" is a really, really lame reason.

It's shit, you should kill yourself now to save yourself the hasstle.

I wish I could freeze this era and live in it forever till I die of old age. Fuck this world and what it's become.

We're all getting pushed over that invisible ledge, user.

brad pitt was my fav actor for a few years.

*pretends to lean against things while eating half a burger*

How relateable for you americans.

>the actors I grew up with are pretty much the last crop of "real" Hollywood stars

That's totally not something every mini-generation has been saying since the start of Hollywood.

im 25 and I'm in law school

fuck off /r9k/

Legends of the Fall.

It still weird though seeing him in Cool World for the first time and seeing his career play out.

cool world is a cult classic m8

Me on the far left

ok....im just sayin thats the first I recall seeing him in movies. to see movies and roles taken after that. its really a great career.

Thelma and louise for me.

I think he's the greatest actor that hasn't appeared in something good in decades.

Am I the only one that watches Spy Games multiple times a year?

I think you mean great. he has been in good films.

Road to perdition was in 00s, forrest gump/cast away was two decades ago.

1990 was 40 years ago man

Chad Brad to JUST Brad.

I don't really follow celebrity gossip, so up until today I always thought they were divorced for some reason

>for some reason

Probably because gossip mags have been talking about their impending divorce non-stop for like a decade. It's been their go-to filler story whenever it's been a slow week in celebrity-land.