Normie family watching big bang theory

>normie family watching big bang theory
>"lol, that is so like you, user! you are just like sheldon!"
>mfw
how many of you has this happened to?

don't worry you are nothing like sheldon. you are an adult that still lives with his parents.

but all the other autistic things, so that makes me worse

People say I look like Sheldon

Not for years because Sheldon is way less autistic these days.

and yet here we are, more autistic than ever...

Well, Sheldon has:
Friends
A girlfriend
An apartment
A good job
Hobbies he loves

How much of this is true for you?

no
no
no
no
i hate my hobbies

should i just end it all?

If anything I'm more like the comic shop guy

No, just a rapist.

AYYYY

>Suicide

Not even once dude. Man the fuck up faggot.

If you really have nothing to live for then google world is your oyster.

Or, you don't want to fail at life? Here is protip.

-Get a job/education
-Start working out, sports gym w/e
-With money from job invest in nice clothes
-Engage in a hobby that you don't hate, what's wrong with you dude?

Do this and life will improve and anxiety will disappear. I know it will be hard in the beginning but just force yourself. The two first months are the hardest.

i think i should just kill myself instead of putting in hard work.

Apparently I'm Dwight from the office in how I act.

>Im such a huge faggot and I enjoy the pleasure of sucking a massive amount of cock whenever I can

This is how you sound.

FUCK

THIS HAPPENS TO ME TOO

kinda, it's in the back of your eyebrows/sides of your forehead.
So just like the rest of Cred Forums?

id suck a girl's dick, whats wrong with that?

im severly overweight, and i think about trying to lose weight all the time, but exercise is literally the fucking worst, and i dont know how im supposed to get over my addiction to fast food, ive basically just stopped trying. i want to die

Exercise is not the worst, it's only a pain in the beginning, but after a few weeks you will feel how the anxiety goes away afterwards and you start feeling better. That's pure chemistry, the body starts to release endorphin and other hormones. If you think it's fucking boring going to the gym then why not take up something you like? Boxing or muay thai is sweet and is superb training, also you will feel less scared when you learn how to fight.

>Addiction
>Fast food

Just stop eating it, it's not like it's coke or heroin. That shit is like poison to your body and mind. How to overcome it? Easy, when you get hungry, eat something else. Do you still live at home? Tell your mom to buy real food. Meat, carbs and vegetables. Eliminate sugar as much as you can from your life and you will see how your life improve as well.

I guess you live in USA?

Two girls from high school called me Sheldon on a regular basis
Got them in the end though, they stopped and just ignored me instead.

You wish. Nigger I'm handsome as fuck.

Same user

>watching tv with your family

You are a normie

You look like sweets

>FilthyFrank picture

You are the normie.

My gf said I was like Sheldon because "I never smile"

losing weight doesn't require much exercise. It's mostly about eating a caloric deficit.