Scream Queens season 2 episode 1 Live Thread

Stream?

Alright let's do this!

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Hey, it's that guy.

there's another live thread

it has satan trips op

tfw west coast

1985 White girl Black boyfriend

interracial couple & baby - check

mmmmm cute

>tfwswnsoyb

What if one would like to fuck them?

especially that fat slampig on the right

Isn't that the guy from Twilight?

Miss Little Sunshine needs to stop eating so much

that scared me

How is it so far? I missed the beginning and don't want to start late

They made a Bill Cosby joke, so it's pretty good.

shut your whore mouth

For real, shes obese now

stream please ;_;

>now

>now
I meant cow.

>now

Im justo watched forma the obesse girl desu

good

que?

Was that a Kingdom Hospital joke?

Earmuff's Chanel is best Chanel

fuck fuck fuck, garbage disposal is a fear of mine

nice

Mi españolo no es bueno

kek, that garbage disposal trope still gets me.

>Werewolf guy is a vampire

Ha ha ha.

we're funny niggers now

>easier to cure zika

fuck how long has zika been a thing?

la concha de tu madre

good god, this show is dull without emma

i don't give a fuck i'm just here waiting for hot and sexy webms

it always was, her bitchy and weird as fuck insults made this show

La concha de tu hermana
Pelirrojo alcahuete

And her sexy outfits. I guess it's over now, since she's in hospital(

here we go boys

Wish best girl was back this season :(

>keeping the vagina teeth gag going

top kek

Vagina Teeth? what is that?

Weren't they in an asylum and the red devil was about to kill them?

Who wouldn't pop the cork off this pork?

opening minutes of the episode showed Niecy Nash exonerated them by tricking the dumbshit Hester into confessing

>mopping wads

Yeah but what happened to them about to be getting killed?

someone has too

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(film)

>Tim Burton somehow makes the X-Men even worse.

/r/ the emma "good morning bitches" webm from the opener of last season

>Tim Burton somehow makes the X-Men even better

oh

>"By Homos, For Homos" television

HAAAAAAAAAAY

She's a retarded feminist like Lauren Mayberry, thats strictly pump and dump

This is great and all but where the fuck is Chad?

>based Stamos still got it

O MY FUCKING GOD EMMA

Who the Hell is the casting director on this show?

>JUST SIGN IT SASQUATCH!

I want to have treesome with Chanels.

foursome

being brainless fits her theme making it even better

Torrent where?

I want to fuck those bews

>Emma is going to defile Stamos

the whore

they say emma isn't a good actress but I really think she is.

TORRENT WHERE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

don't forget to watch the new lady gaga video sheeple!

>the time of Gaga dressing up like a circus freak is over
>the time of Gaga dressing up like a generic slut has begun

how do we take this?

> channel changer

it's not over yet sperg

Im actually digging the hospital set up a lot more than I thought I would

Missed the beginning...wtf why are they doctors, is this seasons theme general hospital?

Have there been other words to this song?

She was really good in Palo Alto and Adult World.

song isn't that bad desu

she's a natural. she steals every scene she's ever in

>Werewolf
>Twilight guy is a vampire
>Stamos is Frankenstein's monster
>Creature from The Black Lagoon Killer

We missing a Mummy

More like mommy, amirite?

They can't kill one of the Chanels!

nice call on the creature from the black lagoon. he's a rare monster!

Kirsty Alley's probably the mom from earlier. Or the mummy

> Thanks reddit

ouch. good thing i'm numb to that shit now.

thanks muslims!

>Chad and Denise back this season

THANK YOU BASED GOD

This is literally Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. Which is fine.

Who here think they are gonna actually kill number 5? I hope so.

>I used to be famous ya know

nooooo don't kill number 5

Bretty good so far. Didn't like that killer is pretty similar to previous one though

Her career ended when she made that song about that dude from 5sos.

Post it.

mad as fuck they didn't do sorority setting again

Update on Emma's forearm hair status please.

These girls give me an erection but I haven't watched the show to see if it's shit yet.

Pretty stupid of her to make a song shitting all over a member of one of the biggest boy bands in the world as of late. She got what was coming to her.

youtube.com/watch?v=VgW7JMUipXg

> one of the biggest boy bands in the world
First time heard of it in this thread.

rarbg.to/torrent/p14a6tk
Torrent is out

You must be behind the times then. They're the new One Direction. They have been for 2 years.

It was pretty alright. Really don't like the hospital setting though. I feel like with the sorority they were able to theme it up more. I'm already bored of the hospital look.

no emma panty no watch
bra not good enough

there was panty

There was a panty scene

Gif/caps of Emma in her underwear from the show, please...

>one of the biggest boy bands

You so fuckin stupid m8

Fuckin whos?

Can you see her pussy hair on the sides?

She shaved her pussy hair too

All I can see now is vagina teeth

That's terrible. What do you mean too?

She waxed her arms recently.

Is that you, tv?

Any show that finds an excuse for Emma to just stand around in her underwear for 30 seconds is worthy of an 8/10 at the very least.

this

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amen

where are these panty caps? and it better not be just bra

Proof please, I don't want to get into this shit if it's true.

>hairy legs
>sporting a clear micro penis bulge

It's a man, baby!

Here you go, senpai

wew lad i love qt chubbs with big tits

hnnng god damn i wish i didnt just jerk off 3 minutes ago i thought it was all a ruse

>best emma will never slowly stab you to death
;_;

I like the design of the Green Meanie. Scream Queens has created two of the coolest looking slasher killers with the Red Devil and now the Green Meanie. Love that he is dripping neon slime

>Not wanting to be pegged by Emma's feminine penis.

Is she slav?

I like this image.
One eye goes one way and the other another way.

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Is she innie por outie?

Also, the cow is triggered

anyone have screenshots of the new killer?

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>Feminism is so boring

Will they ever recover?

shitty webm

>that wiggle as she pulls it down
god damn

Did they say why the girl from last season isn't back?

Both in show and the actress i mean

Is fat chanel kill?

>This scene

Forma what purpose

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Not in the show. But the actress is attending university and so was not available, at least thats what I read

thanks

Didn't watch, but did they go the AHS route with same cast (and characters) but different setting?

Yes, with a few new characters

No, same characters but different setting.

Its a continuation from last season. Same characters, new setting.

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the new new killer is shrek

THIS IS MY SWAMP

What do you mean, user?

he wants to know the length of her labia minora

What's it matter?

he's inexperienced and only fantasies about vaginas that have small labia minora like those of prepubescent children

What an idiot.

Still here, asshole.

Is she innie or outie?

I dont even know what labia minora means..

I have no idea. Only Evan Peters knows for sure.

since the 50s

Is he though?

he's got a big thick outtie

>be watching scream queens with gf tonight
>forgot how beautiful emma was
>feels incoming, look at disgusting lump of shit my gf looks like compared to her
>try to hold it in but my love for her keeps coming out
>"shes so beauiful" i whisper at first
>gf gives me a stare
>when she takes her clothes off in that one scene i say "if she beat the shit out of me and i wouldnt have pressed charges either"
>gf starts to feel uncomfortable, says "y-yeah john stamos woo how does he stay so hot"
>scene where she flirting with john, dat fucking look she gives the camera. I melt
>show finishes gf gets up and goes to bed without saying a word
>emma is love emma is life

That's what you get for dating someone you're not attracted to.

pls post pics of your gf's ugly body naked

Emma Roberts looks like a weasel. Now go kiss your girlfriend.

Fuck you and fuck his girlfiend

Fuck you, fuck him, and fuck Emma Roberts.

Something about her face just gets me instantly rock hard.

Hi user, wanna grab a bite?

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what movie

Cred Forums talks shit about "nu-males" but has live threads about gay ass shows like this

kill yourselves

sure just dont hurt me

>he doesn't like schlock

> gay
this whole thread is basically Emma worshiping senpai

She looks like a rural FL stripper the fuck is wrong with you faggots

>5/10 weasel face

O.K.

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Calling it now its either the black guy from the beginning or his son (because his wife looked pregnant) who is the loud talking candy striper or both

calling that it is taylor lautner
he wasnt made to be suspect at all.

minora is less than majora

Wish someone with very good shoop skills could change this photo to where she has no pants on in this pose and is just droppin bricks.

Could be they are making him out to seem like a vampire though plus he's too short that kid's a manlet

would be strange cause i cant unseen her bro

>no Chad

DROPPED

I really want Taissa Farmiga in this

>tfw you'll never do necroplay with chad

Why? She has zero personality and her mouth looks like a cat's butthole.

but he is coming back
youtube.com/watch?v=VDNluUnP9Pk

tell em large marge sent ya AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I've had a crush on her since AHS s1

i jerked off to her sexy panty scene in the bling ring mmm

what did she mean by this?

so is it a continuation from the first season or totally brand new storyline

When the overlay came on announcing the new lady gaga video premiere, I just went "yeah, that fits. Good marketing synergy"

nice blog post

Thanks man. I am just sitting here waiting for my landlord to come in with the contractors to install some new smoke detectors. So I had time to type a alittle something up. Much appreciate your support.

i hope your house burns down before the new smoke detectors are installed

Why is Breslin so fat?

so she can have some cushion while she bounces on my thick big cock

Taylor would be the right age(that women was pregnant in '85) plus the dad was black and Taylor could pulls off the mutt look.

This answer satisfies me

i'm not gay

I just love getting dominated by wymyn

i didn't know asr joined the cast in season two

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Both

>in love with Emmas perfect face as well as everything else about her
>hate everything I have seen her in

Have I been cursed?

horrible episode. I'll keep watching for the Chanel's though

They just used her as a double before getting someone who shaves

We're the Millers, Palo Alto and Adult World are passable.

So instead of based Chad we get Taylor Laughtner?

Emma looks like a wallace and gromit character, but for some reason I am extremely attracted to her.

How does she do it?

taylor laughtner lookin fat

We get both

I would lick my TV screen

Wild Child too.

I want to suck John Stamos dick, no homo

Why are girls so cute?

Post yfw number 5 is kill

Fuck, i don't mean to reply to that post

Chanels have plot armor this season.

Yeah, but they can kill them if it's the last season.