Tfw you will never eat a sandwich and share a beer with Rachel Bloom

>tfw you will never eat a sandwich and share a beer with Rachel Bloom

i hated her show

stop removing her body hair etc.

>she'll never immobilize and pin me to the bed with her thiccness
JUST

it's really not your fault you're an asshole that hates fun and joy, i blame your parents for not loving you enough

she looks like she enjoys bread if you know what i mean

that's a soda

>tfw she is YOUNGER than my gf

wtf man i'm only 26

good job user!

>No more playmates.
>Fully clothed overweight dykes suppposed to be fapworthy.

Thanks you SJW fucks for ruining another great american thing.

What he said.

>muh sjw bogeyman
turns out nobody wants to buy a softcore mag when they have the internet. shocking right?

i dont know nor do i care about that feel

i dont know nor do i care about that feel

Galavant was better.

>implying that sandwich doesn't look amazing

why the FUCK are double posts happening

why the FUCK are double posts happening

why the FUCK are double posts happening

I went to high school with her so I have actually done both of those things, albeit separately

Why do you think that will never happen?

>implying you don't know what she meant by a big roastie sandiwich

>tfw no qt 3.14 heavy boobs Jewish gf to go to Canter's with and split a matzoh ball soup and corned beef sandwich on rye with

Feels bad

did you duet?

no fucking wonder, that's fucking pastrami you idiot

But, user, I can't eat pastrami on account of it gives me horrible gas

nah, she was a geek
I was like one of ten people who was nice to her

And now she has a TV show, acting awards and is in Playboy. Whew.

>Truly, she has become...the crazy ex-girlfriend.

What sort of soda is it?

Rather have one with Harold bloom desu~

hello is this a waifu thread?? ;DD

she's so pretty

no, don't be weird. this is a social eating fantasy thread.

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god that's a nice omelette

god i wish i could eat a nice meal with her, i'm so lonely and poor and hungry

id love to eat a nice meal from between her legs

her pusy