>tfw you will never eat a sandwich and share a beer with Rachel Bloom
Tfw you will never eat a sandwich and share a beer with Rachel Bloom
i hated her show
stop removing her body hair etc.
>she'll never immobilize and pin me to the bed with her thiccness
JUST
it's really not your fault you're an asshole that hates fun and joy, i blame your parents for not loving you enough
she looks like she enjoys bread if you know what i mean
that's a soda
>tfw she is YOUNGER than my gf
wtf man i'm only 26
good job user!
>No more playmates.
>Fully clothed overweight dykes suppposed to be fapworthy.
Thanks you SJW fucks for ruining another great american thing.
What he said.
>muh sjw bogeyman
turns out nobody wants to buy a softcore mag when they have the internet. shocking right?
i dont know nor do i care about that feel
i dont know nor do i care about that feel
Galavant was better.
>implying that sandwich doesn't look amazing
why the FUCK are double posts happening
why the FUCK are double posts happening
why the FUCK are double posts happening
I went to high school with her so I have actually done both of those things, albeit separately
Why do you think that will never happen?
>implying you don't know what she meant by a big roastie sandiwich
>tfw no qt 3.14 heavy boobs Jewish gf to go to Canter's with and split a matzoh ball soup and corned beef sandwich on rye with
Feels bad
did you duet?
no fucking wonder, that's fucking pastrami you idiot
But, user, I can't eat pastrami on account of it gives me horrible gas
nah, she was a geek
I was like one of ten people who was nice to her
And now she has a TV show, acting awards and is in Playboy. Whew.
>Truly, she has become...the crazy ex-girlfriend.
What sort of soda is it?
Rather have one with Harold bloom desu~
hello is this a waifu thread?? ;DD
she's so pretty
no, don't be weird. this is a social eating fantasy thread.
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god that's a nice omelette
god i wish i could eat a nice meal with her, i'm so lonely and poor and hungry
id love to eat a nice meal from between her legs
her pusy