It's a "Jay laughs at literally every joke Mike tells" episode

>he hasn't had Spotted Cow

I'm sorry.

>it's a "Jay disagrees with Mike" episode

literally, put a 20 dollar bill on a fishing hook and bait him into a dark alley

You begin to putting your johnson into Jay's penile receptor

I used to think Mike was pretty pleb, but I went back and rewatched some older HitB episodes, and Mike mentions how he likes The 400 Blows, so he's alright in my book.

That literally never happened.

it's a "mike makes funny jokes so jay and the audience laughs at them" episode

Jay fucking dominated Mike today when he decided to do a spoiler review against his wishes. You could see how angry Mike was in his eyes:

youtu.be/bVzymV7P8Vs?t=1668

Kill yourself

hey Mike

>it's a ricky laughs so hard he says "my lungs are going to burst"

>It's a Jay quickly changes his opinion after Mike displays a differing opinion on a film episode

Rich Evan's laugh is best laugh.

>there will never be a half in the bag for september 2016

it's almost like jay knows who pays the bills

u wot? We got one like yesterday

>well Jay what did you think of it
>I hated it
>really? I thought it was okay
>well I didn't HATE it

Literally never happens

>it's a "jay has to explain why something is funny instead of letting the audience go with it" episode

Source?

I'll wait.

god damn it why does he do this

>Jay laughs at literally every joke Mike tells

I tend to do that as well.

...

Jay is such a little fag. Everytime Mike laughs he starts laughing too. He always glances over at Mike too it's fucking weird

>it's an autists on 4chibs don't understand that laughing is a social response that evolved to engender camaraderie episode

Yeah it's really weird when someone looks at the person they're talking to.

Watch Best of the Worst and count how many times Jay looks at Mike for no reason

Mike's funny and they're friends

It's hard for you to understand though considering you've never had any friends

beta detected

>it's a Jay breaks eye contact and slowly says "huh" or "okay" when Mike expresses clearly retarded or petty opinion about a movie

This is my favorite Jay mannerism because it reminds me of the polite midwestern demeanor I used to enjoy when I lived in a flyover state

No thanks. I'm not an obsessive autistic faggot with no friends.

But you are arguing with one

yet you are posting on a rlm thread on Cred Forums

is there RLM threads on reddit?

>You do this thing so you are gay xD

Yes. It is possible to enjoy something and discuss it without being an autistic permavirgin.

youtu.be/7Rfup0XKx7o?t=10m41s

Yeah but I don't have to hear you.
I have to hear Jay.

This guy got fucked

you posted the wrong video
youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUPaxgIo98

Rich Evans' laugh is so comfy, so heartfelt.

OFFICIAL RLM RANKING

God Tier:
Mike

Great Tier:
Rich Evans

Good Tier:
Jay

QT Tier:
Jessi

Cancer Tier:
Big guy with beard and glasses

AIDS tier:
AIDS MOBY

honestly prefer aids moby to beardfat

Jay also needs to be in QT tier.

Anybody got some kind of gossips or stories on RLM?

Only recently have I discovered them and I've almost gone through all of their videos in the last month.

I need to know more about the "behind the scenes"

Ok i just watched this and I didn't see a source in it

>Megan LaFox

pure namekino

Get a life, faggot.

We both got no life if we're posting here, in this thread.

Please mind that fact and try to be more productive to the conversation instead.

There was the one where Jay got cucked or something at a party involving a girl named Laura I think.

>p-please provide me with e-celeb gossip and fanfic to fill the void in my empty life
Yeah you're taking this thread to great new places

is this picture supposed to be comfy or creepy?

Poor Jay. He's really got his looks going since he got that mustache along that beard.

Btw, where's Jessi?

>It's a youtube comments force Mike and Jay to seriously consider suicide

idk, maybe both. Like how certain horror movies can be comfy around Halloween time.

Mike's autism laugh > Rich's laugh

Move everyone else to "ctrl w'd the tab" imo

Jessi got creeped out by comments and dipped I'm pretty sure, which sucked since it was nice to see a girl interact with the guys.

I could see in his eyes

>They worked as a ffffucking team Rich, that was the point of the movie
every time

youtube.com/watch?v=VGsrMaxx8N4&t=39m15s

Yeah, even though she was a bit shy, she made some good points and remarks.

I guess now the only woman view left in RLM is AIDS Moby.

Jay is such a goofball!

I just started watching RLM recently. I've been watching the best of the worst - wheel of the worst episodes.

My question is, who is the girl in some of the earlier episodes? I haven't seen her in anything else yet except those wheel of the worsts.

she has the most annoying laugh and shitty opinions.

>I loved it
>It was everything I hoped it would be

The HitB with the mousy looking redhead is great too, it's funny to see how she reacts to their "dead-inside" attitude. Forgot the movie ls they reviewed, I think one was a romcom which she defended whole Jay and Mike tore it open.

Jessi. She's gone now.

It's Jessi. See

>Btw, where's Jessi?

Mike jumping on the couch after profesiing his love for Tom Cruise is kino

>it's a Jay only says whatever Mike wants to hear episode

What is the best non-conversation skit?

IMO it is every time they cut to Mike laughing maniacally but everyone is gone from the scene

>ywn tear Jay's ass apart with your dick

It was "What's Your Number?". She tore into Mike pretty brutally when he tried to condescend to her for enjoying it.

i sjessi ever coming back?

You guys know that they're not alt-right, right? They're not like you, in fact they're SJWs

So, if Jessi is the redhead, who's the short-haired girl with brown hair and huge tits in Plinketts' reviews?

Yeah yeah, oh man that was a fun moment.

Pretty sure it's some no name local actress

This

Wait sorry, "actress"

She comes back often though, through the pinkett reviews.

I think she even has a short movie with her and Mike in it, no? Like a revenge plot.

They're not SJWs. They make fun of everyone. Don't be retarded.

>alt-right
nice bogeyman, reddit

This also. Probably a close-ish friend.

Don't feed the trolls

She's a local actress. She's in Space Cop too.

So what do you think the next Plinkett's review (about star wars episode 7, as hinted in their salad unboxing video) will be like?

So far the prequel reviews have all been negative; yet Mike said he fucking loved the new Star Wars when it came out.

Do you think it's gonne be a first star wars positive review? Or he's gonna keep with his character and bash it?

...

It's the Simpsons house

Critique some stuff, praise most stuff, be hopeful for the sequel.

yeah I know but there's lots of drawings of cute looking cartoons adapted to be creepier

I felt like walking around and seeing Marge's hair in that lighting would spook me

I think it's going to be a compare and contrast to the prequels, meaning what it did better than them, and then what not to do for the next two

Personally I find it really comfy. I'm a night owl, and this starry sky and blue tone is really relaxing to me.

Lots of brush srokes visible too, feels organic and comfy.

Yeah I can see it going this way. Will it be a first though? Has there been any positive Plinkett Reviews? (I haven't watched the star trek ones much)

>Has there been any positive Plinkett Reviews?
Trek 09

Titanic isnt that negative either. maybe neutral.

How do I eat out Jay's asshole?

>QT Tier
>No Jay

Occasionally, very rarely but still occasionally, AIDS Moby will say something funny. This has never happened with Beardfat.

...

>AIDS Moby will say something funny
Not really.

your pics are interesting. what are they? thank you

KEEP POURING IT IN

He has done Plinkett reviews on movies he has liked before

This.

I remember watching it and thinking the same thing. Why didn't Mike just walk off the set?

Remember when RLM used to good ?

HE'S DONE YOU AGAIN STEVE

Not really.

>BoooOoOOoooOo....Get fucked.

I miss her. She added a different flavor to things, and it was cute watching her clearly fawn over Jay :3

>fawn over Jay
Jay was obviously not interested. If some guy she didn't like did that to her she would have been screeching about sexual harassment. She was a cunt.

>it's a I'm so bitter I'm annoyed by everything post

these guys are terrific

There's some good screen caps of RLM lore threads floating around. I don't have them, so to tide you over, here's a pic related of the gang as younglings. Note the qt, she's important.

>it's a Jay references ten other movies directed by the same person for no apparent reason episode

y'know

what's the deal with the girl then

Thats her:
jocelynridgely.com

After nearly making Mike quit with that Blair Witch Project Re:View Jay just decided to stop standing up to him.

When are they going to give up this faggy film-nerd bullshit and talk about sports exclusively?

>look at her Facebook
>anti-Trump posts

Dropped

>Muh autistic fanfic!

Well I thought Jay was gay desu, so I figured that was the reason.

...

>that arm posture they all do occasionally

what did they mean by this?

They always display blunt emotions in the beginning and then reel back.

Blair Witch:
>J: Mike, what did you think of Blair Wi--?
>M: I hate you.

Ghostbusters
>M: It was the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen.
>R: Mike, it's not a piece of shit; it's a pile of garbage.
>M: Well, actually, that might be a bit exaggerated. A bit hyperbolic.

According to Max Landis on the Pre Rec stream, "the sneaky arches" position means: "We've received your latest payment Disney. Thank you."

He mentions it for context.

Don't bring reality into this. It ruins the illusion of RLM for autistc permavirgins that feed off their imaginary drama to fill the empty void in their lives.

>According to Max Landis on the Pre Rec stream
What do you get out of just making things up? Is it supposed to be funny? Are you legitimately trying to trick people into believing you? Are you just autistic? Or is it all of those things?

I'm trying to completely destroy RLM by making dumb jokes on the internet

Well, considering their audience is mostly a collection of autistic shitposting retards on here...

Okay, so you're just autistic. Got it.

>their audience is mostly a collection of autistic shitposting retards on here
You're completely delusional if you think Cred Forums makes up the majority of their audience. I guess you just want to feel special for once in your life.

I saw Mike and Jessi at the jewelry store last night. They were buying Jack and Jessi's son Trison Packard Stoklasa a platinum Sonic medallion with Patreon money.

...

>Still passing around this meme with info from an autistic MLP Youtube channel.
>Acting like any of this is some sort of hard hitting journalism with verified facts.

Women can't resist Jack's BWC

>Trison Packard Stoklasa
Are you trying to trick me? What is your endgame with these lies?

Cred Forums is desperate for drama. There's austists that just desperately want RLM to be a drama shitshow run by retards like Channel Awesome, despite the fact that the RLM guys are the most normal, down to earth reviewers on youtube. They're also smart enough to keep their personal lives off social media.

I've never understood the obsession with the Gilchrist "drama." It basically amounts to 20 year olds acting like typical 20 year olds. Then again, the faggots here that are obsessed with it are probably 20 year olds that have never had any social interaction so it seems more interesting than it actually is.

Mike believes in:
>God
>aliens
>ghosts
>2nd amendment

ugh...

Spinoff of "dont breath" in Plinket's house when?

>Not knowing about Jack and Jessi's son that Mike is raising

It's 2016 you know.

RLM isn't affiliated with the makers of "Don't Breathe" so never. Please stop implying that there is a connection.

I peed next to Jay once in a nightclub bathroom. He's very small.

Jay doesn't go to nightclubs or use bathrooms, you autistic drama-seeker.

Pretty sure he's said he doesn't believe in ghosts or aylmaos, but finds all that paranormal stuff interesting anyway

Why were you at the Manhole?

Absolutely disgusting

THIS

>Jay doesn't use bathrooms

That confirms it, Jay is a eunuch with a colostomy bag.

I didn't say "all"...I said "most", faggot.

>Not a fan of hyperbole

LAUREN I'M DYING!

>RedLetterDiet
RLM are not licensed to give dietary advice. Stop spreading lies.

Or maybe, just maybe, we're joking around and talking shit because this is Cred Forums you absolute crying fucking pussy.

>Jay is a eunuch with a colostomy bag
THIS IS AN OBVIOUS TRICK

You mean Silent Screams?

Which is more pathetic:

The guys making jokes about RLM's personal lives.

or

The guy that is so butthurt about someone speaking ill of his friend simulator that he cries and yells at the people making jokes?

I say it's the latter by a landslide.

>WAHHHHHHH

You have a shit sense of humor, user.

right is better. so many low test beta cuckbois on Cred Forums

Nah bro, you're just a fucking faggot who thinks these people are your friends because you are obviously a lonely piece of shit. Your sense of humor is as shit as it gets. You are literally a no fun allowed faggot and I seriously suggest you kill yourself.

>my autistic shitposting is less pathetic than YOU'RE autistic shitposting
You're both equally retarded, faggot.

*YOUR

Nice samefag, autist.

I wanted to see Jay.

When I walked in the bathroom the only person there was Jay, standing at a urinal. There was a really long row of them, so it was a tad awkward when I went to the urinal right next to his. I said ''Hi'', then very subtly and ever so gently turned my head just enough to smell his aroma and see his penis.

Jay charged me $15 for a handjob under a viaduct once. What a fag.

stop it just stop it why are you doing this

don't like being described, do you?

I want to marry Mike.

>There was the one where Jay got cucked or something at a party involving a girl named Laura I think

>getting basic RLM lore this wrong

pure terrifickino in my opinion

In the 2013 summer recap half in the bag Mike admits believing in ghosts and Jay makes fun of him.

A friend recommended the channel, but I couldn't stand this stupid beta bitch. He was so far up the fat ones ass, it severely distracted from the viewing.

Considering you didn't describe me in any way correctly, and the fact that I'm not in my twenties, have a gf and healthy social life, and am posting this from the computer in my office where I make more in a week than you do in a year of autismbux, I'd say I actually liked you "describing" me as it made me laugh at how wrong and anally devastated you are.

>basic RLM lore
This isn't lore...IT'S PEOPLE'S LIVES!!!

I can almost hear you weeping as you post, please give more

This entire post is factually incorrect.

>Projecting

Please don't ever stop posting because your butthurt adds flavor to these threads. It tastes like salty and boy is it yummy.

>RLM
>People

>projecting that I'm projecting

giggle snort

Who?

You guys keep trying to convince me this show is funny.

get a room you "two"

More like oink snort.

RedLetterMedia, formerly RedLetterWeddings, formerly Balls Deep VideoProductions

how much would you pay to see rich evans hang himself on stream?

They meet the requirements to constitute as people...they are human.

I forgot RLM used to direct hardcore porn. I heard some of their really early stuff wasn't exactly "legal".

Because it is

thanks mr. data

do you know how much bank I make? do you?

Jay is so much better than Mike, I don't know why he is so in love with him.

Considering he is more annoying than Beardfat is now I'd pay a lot.

Boyhood.

No, I've never had to look up how much the average stipend for an overweight man with autism living alone is.

Do you want to know how big his penis was fämäläm

>projecting

Rich Evans is outlawed in at last six states.

Socucked Syndrome

>Upset he got called out

Just as planned.

This is highly unlikely and is obviously meant to slander Rich.

it's libel when it's written.

I don't get it. Are you threatening me?

Do you have the one of them sitting outside on some stairs? Very early 2000's vibe

how come no one living near them has set up a Tinder account pretending to be a cute girl or boy and coax them into a snafu, it would be top laff desu

>tfw it's probably not long now until Jay takes all of these compliments to heart and leaves RLM to do the kinds of movies he likes on his own and HItB ends and BotW becomes unwatchable and they all fail and end up working at some fast food restaurant where fat midwestern housewives berate them for not refilling their diet cokes and endless pasta bowls fast enough
>tfw the only one who ends up successful is Jack Packard because he has side gigs

Yes you are.

all of them have amassed a considerable fortune by saving 10% of all their earnings

nice fanfic

>he's pretending he didn't start crying posts ago

everyone can see what you are

Not Mike. He has spent all of his money on jewelry for Jessi and Jack's son.

I already did that but when Jack showed up he said "Close enough!" and assraped me with his huge dick until my asshole felt like a sock full of circus peanuts.

I saw Mike once at a pizza hut near the river. He was with a woman and it seemed like there was some tension. I thought about talking to him but decided against it. Also I was with my family so yeah.

The only thing everyone can see is what a whiny homo you are. Back to /veddit/, son.

>It's an user zones out mid video and starts thinking about Mike shoving his face into the carpet while thrusting mercilessly and holding his arms back while spitting on the back of his head episode

It's true.

Rich Evans was once almost shot by police in Ohio for the crime of being Rich Evans. Such is the life of God's lonely man, Rich Evans.

i hope you are prosecuted for these falsehoods

It happens, but Jay does have his confident moments.

Watch the Victor Frankenstein episode.
It was right after Max Landis showed up to talk at them. Mike seems like he was kinda going easy on it since he met Max, but Jay didn't give a shit and basically just shat on it anyways.

You guys are too much!

How do you think I ended up having sex with Jessi while Mike watched?

I'M DYING, SARUMAN!

I'm a drifter with nothing to lose. I roam the country, having sex with ladies and whistling tunes, they'll never catch me.

Can you afford a data plan?

How do you shitpost?

youtube.com/watch?v=9_imbu9jmAo

>Mike: Its a guilty pleasure of mine because most people don't believe in it and think its hooey.
>Jay: Do you know why they think that?
>Mike: Why's that Jay?
>Jay: Cuz it it.

Mike literally put himself outside "most people" who think its "hooey." He's a true believer like Dan Aykroyd.

ok great

Cafes and such with free wifi.

I know quite a few things about data, wisdom of the road. Let's just say that it's not a problem, when I need to shitpost, I shitpost.

>it's a "mike is too much of a faggot to criticize max landis' latest turd" episode

Maybe

>user, I'M PEEING!

GoodBadFlicks is like RLM except with less edrama and reddit bullshit. Both are comfy tho.

Jay went from bad looking, to good looking, to bad looking, and back to good.
I can only assume he goes through cycles.

>muh reddit bogyman that i use for anything I dont like

>reddit dindu nuffin

fuck off back there faggot

get out of here you alt-rightist

>Mike wearing a fedora

How embarrassing

Rate the laugh!

Rich
Jay
Jessie
Mike
Jack

Rich
Mike
Jay
Jack

what happened to jessi? is she ever coming back to your list?

She's dead to me

Poor guy.

That was a wild ride.

Does anybody have a link to Rich's CBT video? My hard drive died and I lost my copy.

i literally find no redeeming factor in their vids. Their views are complete shit, they have no real objective criticism backed up by logic and their humor is so fuckin stupid.
>watched 4 vids of them

>I thought about talking to him but decided against it.
Good for you! You passed the "insufferable autist" test.

Whoa, whoa, hey, whoa!

Thanks for that great post

Really made me think

kys

>objective criticism backed up by logic
Jesus fucking christ...

What is your goal with posts like these? Are you trying to be funny?

>>watched 4 vids of them
nobody reads the punchline and everyone attacks the set-up

literal autists

>i watch youtube vids of friends talking in order to feel less lonely

Yup basically. Podcasts also work.

literally pathetic. Don't tell me you actually follow youtube drama, too.

>objective criticism

>>i post on a bhutanese cartoon image board in order to feel less lonely

I definitely would if I had the time.

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>Objective criticism
>Of an art form

Go back to Cred Forums kid

>Their views are complete shit
So, they're not popular enough to be good?

>objective criticism backed up by logic
Oh... sweetheart... no.

>jay leaves
>Mike and Rich can do the REAL show
If only.

Give Plinkett and Best of the Worst a try. Plinkett is just Mike and Best of the Worst is a roundtable discussion.

>selling rlm to an obvious shitpost

you suck at your job aids moby