Jumanji reboot

It just edgy Oscar bait masquerading as a historical action/drama.

Directors' Rape Controversy is pretty lulzy worth too. They are eating their own.

Sounds like you just hate FUN

was the cartoon ever released on dvd or anything? Is it available online? I remember liking that more than the actual movie as a kid t͏͏b͏͏h͏

>Be 5'7" 140lb guy
>You will never get lifted up and split in half while The Rock fucks you

Why even live

>karen gillan running around the jungle in hotpants and a crop top
MUH DICK

TIME TO KILL MYSELF

It's not a reboot.

im gonna jerk off to karen's sexy pale belly in this!!!

>remaking a classic
>Jack Black

what the fuck were they thinking?-tier

it's a sequel, not a reboot

>kevin hart
>jack black
>the rock
fuck these meme actors

God, I hate Jack Black

dat Karen though, muh benis

yeah the cartoon was GOAT

what's a "meme actor"?

The first one was both a children's movie and also not a comedy.

This one appears to be neither of those things.

The Rock I'm alright with.

Kevin Hart and Jack Black I am not okay with.

>dat Karen though, muh benis

but she is so bland and average. you go to a few clubs and you will see 20 girls like her just by looking around.

i'm not trying to sharp knees here i definitely would obviously but she is too average to warrant that line imo.

>GO TO CLUB/STREET/GYM SEE 400 GIRLS JUST LIKE BLAH BLAH
End this stupid post type.

calm yourself you mong.

it's true.

Yawn

Okay then

Which cast member will eventually kill themselves this time Cred Forums?

seasons 2 and 3 have been lost to time apparently

>It's actually in a jungle
????

I know a lot of people who simply won't watch a movie that has the rock in it, same goes for jack black and especially so for kevin hart.
They could have at least made some effort with this jewmanji, for full overkill they should of put will smith, amy schumer and melissa mccartney in it too.

lol you got me.

sorry for messing with your pseudo celebrity crush.

I am not liking it. Looks too much like that other film with the rock where they go to that other wonderland.

He's desperately looking for an argument. Disregard.

Jack Black is great though.

>I know a lot of people who simply won't watch a movie that has the rock in it
Given he's the biggest movie star in the world right now I think there's probably a lot more people who simply will watch a movie that has the Rock in it.

I've never liked him. His music, his comedy, he just seems too... loud.

He was alright in Tropic Thunder, but even that was merely bearable.

i do good work i think. i got a whole folder full of these that i made.

this is one of my favs

If you have to ask you'll never understand.

So you have no answer, got it.

Pleb

Bet you couldn't figure out why you got no bid either.

Why is the Dr Whom grill so hot Cred Forums?

I was waiting on a gritty, dark, examination of terror and I get this. I do not approve.

also wanna note how much she looks like the new ivy

youtube.com/watch?v=7yoi4wM0Jiw

>He's desperately looking for an argument.

lol? i am just being honest. i would fuck her for sure but she isn't as unbelievable as you doctor who dweebs make her out to be.

she put all her points into the beauty stat and left the intellect state empty

luckily the beauty stat led to a successful career as a person who stands there getting photographed

God damnit Hitler is making more and more sense every day what the fuck

>the biggest movie star in the world right now
Because he was in the fast and furious that guilt tripped people into watching?
Keep telling me everyone loves the rock, they did the same thing with jlaw with the hunger games, nobody enjoyed those movies after the first and she wasn't even good in the first.

>meanwhile at sony
WE NEED A STRONG GUY, A HOT GIRL, A FAT GUY, AND A FUNNY NIGGA

I really liked him in 'The Holiday' and 'King Kong'

If he could keep the weight down and do more dramatic acting that would be awesome

Seems he likes going for the low hanging fruit however

Are you sitting here on Cred Forums trying to invent excuses for why an actor you don't like is successful?

Rethink things.

The Rock is a watered down version of Arnold without the screenplay quality or gravitas. Much like modern reboots/sequels/prequels/etc. In a way it's kinda fitting.

...

Again, that you don't like him isn't what's being debated, it's that you think because you don't like him, then he must not be a big star.

>trying to invent excuses for why an actor you don't like is successful?
>he doesn't like discussion on Cred Forums
Are you sitting here on Cred Forums trying to invent excuses for why an actor you like is successful?

Rethink things. Plebbit.

There is no discussion here.

>user states accurate fact
>Rock has done nothing Arnold-tier but is trying
>despite this there just isn't the screenwriting for him to be Arnold
>somehow you perceive this as bias

You know in the old days your kind was thrown off the cliff at birth.

Memba Chewbacca? Yeah, I love to rememba Chewbacca. Hey hey hey memba ghostbustas? Yeeaahhh.

the redhead looks better in op's pic.

I perceive this as a retarded attempt to "disprove" that he's the current biggest movie star, which it is, factually.

If you're the biggest piece of shit in a sea of fecal decadence you're still a piece of shit.

Prove it then you fucking faggot?
You are a LITERAL ASPIE
>people can't talk shit about muh dwayne because he's #1!!!! hehehe
Kys.

forbes.com/actors/#74dd14f02740

>Member when Robin Williams wasn't dead? Member?

she has the cutest expressions and posture

thewrap.com/dwayne-the-rock-johnson-to-star-in-disneys-live-action-jungle-cruise/

Doesn't hurt that the Brits kept dressing her in fetish costumes, either

>pirate
>fetish

A lot.

>2016
>not having a pirate fetish

I see the monkey CGI has improved.

Her utterly vacant stare is impressive. Is she like a British Paris Hilton or something?

Shut up, it actually doesn't look that bad. I thought they were going to play the game again though, guess not, it's inside the game this time.

I have one since pirates of the caribbean 2bh

looks pretty based desu

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>next, Zathura remake coming soon

>context

I want to plunder her booty, if you know what I mean.

You would rob her?

>kevin hart as an actual minstrel parody
>the rock as the rock since he apparently has to be in everything now
>token woman who eventually succumbs to sepsis from jungle brush cuts on legs and stomach
>nice mangina jack black lose some weight

Yeah I'd "rob" her ;)

This looks George of the Jungle tier

;_;

Member jumanji he he I member

I miss Robin Williams

Jews

>Jack Black so close to being in the power stance

I remember hating it with the passion of a thousand burning suns because they canceled Tekno-Man for that shit.

karen gillan was the best part of gotg

so i will watch this