It's a Truman pisses in the sink episode

>it's a Truman pisses in the sink episode

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>it's a Truman causes his ex-wife's overdoes episode

>it's a Truman's wife interrupts him mid-fapping and he lashes out at her and tells her to leave the house episode

>it's a Truman double teams a whore with his friend since he was a virgin episode

>it's a truman pisses in a shampoo bottle during a house party episode

>its a Truman sits in the dark for 3 hours drinking scotch and holding his loaded gun while he watches his wife episode

>it's a Truman tells to himself that tomorrow will be different and he would finally change his hikikomori ways but he has not will and pulls yet again another all-nighter and never does anything meaningful to improve his life episode

>It's a Truman busts his ass on some ice and tries to sue the city episode

>It's a Truman gets sucked off by a twink in the public toilets episode

that actually sounds like fun

whats the downside?

any awkwardness can be attributed to the 3some not because he's fresh to pussy

Truman didn't like paying for sex his first time around

>it's a sci-fi season
>Truman wakes up and notices there are three Suns now, and everything is bathed in a glowing almost unbearably bright light

>that episode where truman thought random people in public could read his mind and uttered horrible abuse at an imaginary person in his head for an absurd amount of time

haha classic truman

>It's a Truman jerks off hidden behind a library computer episode.

>It's a Truman invites people over but forgets to pick all the cum tissues up off his floor episode.

>it's a pre-teen Truman faps to softcore porn on HBO in his basement episode

A classic

>it's another Truman eats a spicy meal at a girls house and stays over only to shit the bed in the middle of the night and leaves immediately before she can catch him episode

She nearly got him last time br0s

>it's a Truman quits his job by taking a liquid shit on his boss' desk episode

>it's a Truman masturbates to mommy porn episode

>it's a Truman looks at himself for too long in the mirror resulting in uncontrollable sobbing at a glimpse of his tired and defeated eyes that used to sparkle so bright episode

>it's a Truman discovers Cred Forums and shitposts on it for days episode

>it's a Truman spends hours downloading nearly 2 GB of amateur porn from multiple sites just to fap and cum to the first two videos of blurry, pixelated titties And he just deletes the whole folder afterwards episode

Well if it's just the right height...

>It's a Truman spends two hours in the bathroom trying to look into his own asshole episode

What happens after truman leaves?
Does everyone that worked on the show lose their jobs?
Those he not adapt to real society and wishes to go back only to see that's already too late?

>it's a truman tries to solicit nudes from a minor on habbo hotel by buying him hundreds of dollars worth of furniture episode

Pissing in the sink is more sanitary and quicker and more convenient than a toilet.
>dick is only slightly higher than the sink, so no splashback
>dont need to flush toilet, just rinse sink quickly while washing hands
>mfw visiting a friends house and having to piss in a regular toilet again

>It's a Truman uses a boxcutter blade to slice micro-cuts in his nutsack, and puts kosher salt on the wound episode.

>it's a mr frensky

>it's a Truman is watching porn and just as he's about to cum the screen freezes on the mans ass with clear shit circles around but he's too far and cums anyway and feels bad about himself as he cleans up episode

Watching him stare at his computer as he downloaded high rez porn with his shit internet got boring after a few episodes desu

>it's a Truman find a $10 dollar bill in his old jeans pockets and quietly thinks to himself "about time something good happened for me, God" episode

>it's a guest director episode
>Tarantino makes everyone speak japanese and reference 70's movies and Truman thinks he's going insane

Is this a new meme or what?

...

>its a Truman picks his nose and slurps his finger repeatedly for a solid ten minutes episode

>its a Truman spends 3 hours getting skipped on Omegle except for random black teenage girls who laugh at him episode

>him
Also chiggity checked

You got me

shit meme desu

/thread

>it's a young Truman finally sneaking into his theater with a no singles policy in place episode

>it's a Truman realizes the ten dollar bill he found in his pants was the ten dollars he lost six months ago and there is no way to come out ahead in life episode

>it's a Truman shaves his balls and asshole episode

>It's a Truman gets a sex change episode
>Trumina

>it's a truman gets doubles

>It's a truman decides to commit suicide before he can get fired from his job episode

huh really makes you think

>it's a Truman goes NEET for 9 months story arc.

>It's a Truman hits way too close to home episode

>its a truman jerks it to JOI CEI videos only to end up edging because the stupid sluts in the video are unenthusiastic so he goes to Cred Forums to find a good video and while he shitposting, edging the entire time, he notices a video of an user jerking it with a transparent fleshlight and cum instantly episode but he has fap remorse and promises to never do that again then a couple hours later he starts fapping to josoko hatten kei and cums instantly again

>implying it's not the other way around

I can't stop this. I have roommates and I have to occasional use the toilet so they don't get suspicious

>it's a Truman can't handle the loneliness so he just lays down in a dark room and cries for a while episode
Fucking again?

>it's Truman forces North Korea back but Chinks intervene episode

>hikikomori
WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE WEEBS DIE

When I was in my senior year of high school I took acid and went into the bathroom of the school gym and pissed in all the sinks.
Nobody ever caught me.

>It's a Truman sees a user thread and secretly gets happy as it's one of his only joys the past few weeks

what word should I use then?

>complaining about weebs on a weeb site

>it's a Truman contemplates suicide but decides against it because his parents are still alive episode

not your personal blog senpai

literally me

>2016
Not using a piss bottle

We joke, but if you think about it, the Truman show, with editing, could feasibly have daily episodes.

That's 365 episodes a year.

They'd have to start covering bizarre shit before long.

What was the point of the serial killer ark if they didn't let Truman interact with the killer?

But by peeing in the sink, you get the opportunity for a bonus dickwash. It's classy like that.

>tfw your piss bottle fills dangerously quickly and the panic of overflowing it in the middle of your bedroom sets in

why not both?

>"bonus" dickwash

as if that isn't a requirement when pissing.

>when you're pissing in public and the boy next to you looks at you weird just because you're washing off your dick in the sink

Do your kegels

>tfw you drop your piss bottle and your mom hears it hit the floor

>doing it for free

>it's a Truman stays home for days at a time shitposting on Cred Forums so the editors have to work overtime to slap together old material for another 'Truman's best moments' episode episode

So when is someone going to tell Tyler about his show?

>It's a Truman downloads 26 hours of music, only to listen to the same three albums episode

>it's a Truman has yet to finish a 3-year degree in 6 years arc

If at least one user doesn't try pissing in the sink for the first time, I'll consider this thread a failure.

>It's a Truman is 27 and has done nothing in his life but work shit jobs and shitpost on the internet for 10 years.

damn you all.

Figured i would try pissing in the sink and my sister caught me.

Now my dad is going to make me scrub the entire kitchen

This will take all night.

just fuck you all

>it's a Truman does his taxes two-parter

>It's the follow-up where Truman gets audited

>it's a Truman is old and poor and since he has no family that cares for him he is fully reliant on the goodwill of the goverment and strangers season

>that episode in which Truman decides reading the classics is a worth while hobby
>after two weeks of this ratings go in the toilet and the director removes all classics from the library
>only DIY books and books intended to actively engage Truman remain
>it's a Truman accidentally makes mustard gas episode

Post pics of the sink.

Fuck man.
I downloaded 3 gigs of lossless eurobeat to just listen to the same 25 tracks over and over.

>It's a Truman takes advice from a Peruvian folk art forum episode

Sorry user

most of us already have. It's glorious.

Honest to kek story, when i was still in high-school, my dad woke me up for some dumb ass reason, and when he was walking across the room he saw one of my piss bottles.
Thinking it was beer or something else he opened it up and slugged some down. I was still faking being asleep so i couldn't stop him.
He just swallowed and paused, contemplating what he just did. Then he chucked the bottle at me and yelled "what was in that damn bottle"
"It's urine dad, why ? I just didn't want to wake you two up last night"
Our bathroom was like right after my parents room.
He just said to never do it again and called me a fucking savage.

Fuck off, I always feel like everyone knows me. I know it's a popular name now but I'm fucking 35 and feel like a fucking kid in high-school with this name

>drinks strange liquids in his son's room without a second thought
>calls you a savage

Why the fuck would you piss in the sink? Do you not pit dishes in there? Do you just hold it in until you do the dishes or do you just spray all over it knowing you eat off piss soaked plates? Plus, wouldn't your sink just start smelling like piss after a while?

I honestly can't tell whether you people are being serious but I can never tell with you sick fucks.

>it's a Truman gets arrested for white privilege episode

Do you shit in the kitchen too?

>it's a Truman goes on Craigslist and finds a dude to suck him off episode.

>it's a shit night for a Truman thread episode

>It's a Truman draws himself a bath with the toaster balanced at the side of the tub but chickens out after 10 minutes and the water gets cold episode

>it's a Truman tries to suck himself but just can lick the tip and breaks his back

>It's a young Truman torturing small animals rerun

actually no, you will still have smells coming through and you need a 'water trap' to stop that, hence why toilets have water at the bottom
>its a Truman disrupts his morning wank time to dish out his crap knowledge from his job to correct someone on a chinese drawing board episode

He should have felt lucky it wasn't one of your cum bottles.

>It's a Truman faps to gay porn for the first time episode

>it's a Truman has an itchy asshole so he sticks his finger up his ass to scratch it and when he brings it out, not only is their a tiny glob of shit, but also an intestinal worm, so he begins to stick his finger up there more often, to remove worms, but realizes his fingers are becoming to shit encrusted, so he starts doing it in the shower, regularly dragging out 50+ worms (and counting them), before he finally goes to the pharmacy and gets some tablets
>the next three seasons where he keeps shitting in the shower
>that later ep where he decides to use his shit to finger paint on the shower wall during his shower while his wife is suppose to be away, but she comes home early and he has to quickly clean it off and then tries to blames the stink on having diarrhea

>It's a truman says hello in his mind when he gets on the bus in case any psychic's are on board episode.

>it's a Truman gets high on amphetamines and makes numerous ads on craigslist looking to get fucked so he ends up sending pics back and forth and finally agreeing to meet up a few blocks away from home then Truman watches from the shadows as the strangers car pulls in to sight then he comes to his senses and runs back home and ignores all messages and is now worried gay strangers online in his area have his picture and he couldnt figure out how to make his email not say his real name in the signature so any of these people could find him easily

>it's a Truman went through with it episode and buries the experience deep inside of him and tries to forget

Really weird episodes desu

>It's a Truman farts so hard he prolapses and shits himself episode.

I always keep the water running when I'm pissing tho

fuckin savage

That was a nice twist to a series suffering from stagnation.

That was a really fresh take, I remember it vividly.

>it's a Truman shitposts in Truman thread on Cred Forums but is too drunk to notice something's off episode

>it's a truman is worried his life is going nowhere because he's stuck in a dead end job and the closest thing to love he's ever experienced is when his friend sometimes shiws him pictures.of the hot girls she works with and the highlight of his life is talking to people on a cambodian knitting board and furry.role playing chat room episode

By sink surely they mean the sink in the bathroom?

they've been playing this episode for years, really getting stale

>it's a Truman stares at his computer screen trying to think of something clever to type and eventually gives up episode

I always wondered this, I'm guessing that its the reason for the movie the end kinda abruptly. Like we never even see if Truman finds his new girl or really anything that happens.

>it's a Truman might be figuring out the charade episode

>It's a Truman becomes increasingly suspicious when Marlon shows up with a 6 pack of beer and interrupts Truman whenever he attempts to buy a telescope episode.

Hermit sounds much more dignified.

Wrong sink, retard

>it creates infected, pussy pimples but he has to bear the pain to walk normally in public

>Invest all this time in creating the show.
>The baby, etc.
>Kids grows up to be a social retard neet.
>Every season is now just your 'star' sitting up late at night in front of his PC.
>He just posts racist shit on messageboards.

Time to fire the director.

>it's a "Truman starts whipping his dick out at random moments forcing the editors to always be on edge" episode

>it's a Truman hasn't had sex for almost a month now episode

The plural of pus is purulent, not pussy

>it's a truman denies the holocaust causing 6 auchwitz survivors to show up at his office the next day episode

Dat feelio when manlet

Tfw didn't realize this was a think tall people do

>That time Truman came in a tissue then threw it on the floor, only to pick it and throw it away eight hours later

>It's a Truman discovers his body for the first time one night and half the population of the western world is arrested for watching cp episode

>its a show directors try to force truman into a gay relationship against his will to appeal to the tumblr audience, only making truman increasingly homophobic episode

>It's a Truman drops acid with a girl and gets over his sexual anxiety restoring his confidence in all other aspects of life episode

Sometimes the show delivers, lads.

Lel the insecurity of straightfags is always amusing to me

Nonsexual master race reporting

Thanks.

Truman obviously isn't enjoying himself spending all his time on that site, why does he do it?

...

This is so retarded. I love it.

>Pissing in the toilet
>Pissing in the sink

You madmen have lost touch with your roots. Even Truman knows you gotta piss in your garden

>It's a Truman hates work so much he decides to take a personal day just to unwind but it turns out he has nothing to do so he ends up being so bored that he kind of misses work and then he wonders what's wrong with himself for thinking that way which just ruins the mood for the entire day episode

>it's a Truman is happy because he hit off well with his hair dresser but comes home and realizes that she's paid to be nice to everyone episode

>It's a Truman tries weed for the first but all along the producers were just giving him harmless tobacco episode

>harmless tobacco

That throws off the salinity of the soil, m8.

Plus animals start digging around for the minerals and shit.

> it's a Truman sides with Palestine episode.
> canceled the next day

>its a truman kills himself episode
great stuff

>it's a Truman sees a weird doctor under a fake name to get prescription drugs for his suicidal wife but they end up giving him placebos and he can't figure out why she won't die

>It's a Truman picks his nose and thinks he should have stop this decades ago episode

>It's a Truman always finds hair in his keyboard and knows his hairline is too far back for his age

>It's a Trueman holds back tears at work and when his coworkers ask if he's okay they know he lies when he mumbles 'good' episode

>It's a Trueman has prominent manboobs but is skinny episode

>It's a Trueman uses his political identity to reenforce his lack luster personality and uncontrollably yet casually interjects his edgy beliefs into normal conversation

Lads this show is too real for me.

>dick is only slightly higher than the sink, so no splashback

You could simply sit down you swine. Pissing while standing up is for urinals, if you see a seat, you sit down.

Hmm..

>It's a Truman opens by accident a CP webm on Cred Forums so he has to go to xvideos and find legal amateur porn and masturbate to it so he can reassure himself that he's not by any means a pedo episode

the alien invasion arc was fantastic

>it's a truman spending 2 hours opening 34 different tabs of porn, most of them seen, watch it from the end, skipping scenes, then noticing something isn't just right and has to move to the next

>this happens for 30 minutes untill he cums to something medicore and feel like his life is a waste of space

cmon.. they gotta write new material soon.

>it's a Truman almost dies of auto-erotic asphyxiation episode

>he thinks sinks don't have water traps

>it's a truman gets a knock at the door episode

>it's a Truman decides to post cunny non stop on Cred Forums and convinces himself he's not a pedo episode

>its the episode on a friday night where Truman stands up to wipe his ass after shitting and all the talk in offices on monday morning is whether its normal to stand or sit while whipping your ass

>it's a Truman scratches his ass and then sniffs his fingers twice episode

There's literally a banner that says what he said. Fuck off.

>it's a Truman saves all the CP from a thread before it 404s episode

you're supposed to piss in the toilet sink

>It's a truman's car gets smashed into by the fat black woman at the end of street who of course doesn't have insurance so he begins a campaign of racial abuse against her until she complains to the council and he gets a court appearance and large fine episode

>It's a Truman votes for Trump episode

>it's a we project our embarassing moments on to this Truman meme for no reason episode

That was a rather abrupt series finale.

That's the point, dumbass

>it's a truman finally gets the joke episode

>it's a Truman laughs at some retard online who has only just got the joke after 160 posts episode

there is none

>it's a Truman rubs his erection against his mom and she cries episode

focus on the "for no reason" part

no

>getting triggered by text

It beats thinking about the crushing misery of real life. Go ahead an mock me.

stupid europeans, don't even have enough money a monitor, so they have to print everything in realtime

I really related to that one

shit

>It's a Truman gets raped by a dolphin and he kind of liked it episode

I liked it, but the lingering shots of Truman's feet were a bit gratuitous

>it's a truman has a short affair with a really nice girl and thinks about leaving his wife for her but she then tells him she doesn't want a relationship and he gets really depressed and drinks alot for several weeks but still has to keep up the facade of not giving a shit to everyone around him while he is sure the girl doesn't even think about him anymore episode

>watching the indian version

>it's a Truman repeatedly bangs his head against the kitchen wall episode

It's a Truman stops by the primary school to look at little girls again but the directors keep sending hot adult woman by to try and distract him episode

no it's not.

I remember that finale. That shitty next season where he spent a year in jail getting fisted by Jerome.
Dat shitty recon where they finally managed to see him out by claiming that he technically isn't even a citizen and is classified as property.
They just had drugged the shit out of him and had him wake up in his house with his wife assuring him it was just a dream
God that was so stupid

Goddamn it.

>it's a Truman replies to a thread and no one else replies episode

> It's a Truman gets undeserved trios episode
Isn't that the one where he got drunk and started beating his wife? They all run together after awhile

>it's a truman masturbates all day so there isn't a real episode so his mom has to "conveniently" interrupt him episode

>it's a marlon says hi to truman on an anonymous imageboard leading truman to wonder how he knew it was him episode

fuck these shit r/Cred Forums memethreads and fuck you

I like going on a sexual journey like this. Get stoned as fuck at night and just watch porn after porn after porn. Searching shit like amateur wife dirty talking anal cumfart. Even if the thing you cum to isn't the best video in the world, it was still a fun time getting there.

Maybe Truman should start eating his own cum. I've done that myself recently and I actually start to get small cravings for it every now and then.

>it's a truman doesn't know Cred Forums is the designated shitposting board episode

>it's a Truman takes out his sexual frustration on an anonymous imageboard episode

>it's a truman enters a thread for the sole purpose of telling others he doesn't like it episode

>it's a truman has no skills episode

Same. I used to get stoned as fuark and just spend the night watching hours of porn before deciding on what to cum to.

Best times of my life 2bh

God damn it

>it's a truman thinks his life is a tv show and also the show runners can read his mind so he thinks "i know you assholes can read my mind" every now and then to show them they haven't won episode

>He just swallowed and paused, contemplating what he just did.

Stfu pussy.

You wouldn't have the balls to kill yourself even if your parents were dead

youre right. hed pussy out and become batman

>any meme
>having a "reason"

>its a Truman pulls progressivly more mean spirited pranks on his wife and she has to walk into them as she'd have no way of knowing about them episode
The worst was when he put dingleberries in her food.

Pissed in a crowed theater once.

>its ANOTHER whole episode of Truman taking creep shots at a primarily Asian coffee shop.

Id legit be ashamed of being that mans son.

>it's a Truman visits Cred Forums and is glad he isn't any of these people episode

>it's a truman knows deep inside he is lying and is actually worse than all of these combined episode

Im with you bro's. Good stuff.
Not into cum eating, but still good stuff.

kek, why, she won't give up the ass?

>It's a Truman contemplates the existence of Lizard people but that one last step into insanity will finally destroy all his personal relationships episode

>it's a truman refuses to sit down on the toilet anymore out of fear a rat will crawl up through the pipe and bite his nutsack episode

>it's a Truman doesn't wash his dick for a month and harvests the copious amount of dick cheese that forms under the frenulum with his slightly overgrown fingernails and proceeds to smell and eat it

Never happened faggot.

>It's a Truman's mum finds his hidden shota incest folder episode

>it's Truman bombs Japan episode

Is the tuman show worth watching?

kek

only the first 2 seasons

wat? im talking about movie, never heard of show

Idk, the Arc in season 4 where he stalks and masterbates to his ex gf was pretty good.

That also has the episode where his mom finds his cumbox

some do, most don't.

>it's a Truman becomes a hebephile and hits on high school girls at the mall episode

>it's a TDF (truman defense force) episode

>ITS AN Cred Forums FORCED MEME EVERY DAY BY THE SAME AUTIST thread

kill yourself

>it's a truman can't handle people discussing him on Cred Forums thread and lashes out episode

>same autist
wrong again. I did the first successful one mirroring Truman with my favourite past time of having a wank in my car, the rest have been done by someone else at least

>It's a Truman tries to defend himself in court by explaining the difference between hebephilipa, ephebophilia and pedophilia

>it's a truman spends hours fapping to femdom forced bi porn while stoned and barely able to keep his eyes open due to exhaustion episode

>It's a Truman brings a backpack to a house party and steals all the beer when nobody is looking episode.

Pussy. You're a waste of cells because you're so afraid to fail you dont do anything with your life but ride on your laurels from a bygone age of mommy and daddy telling you that youre a good boy. Life doesnt happen on purpose, we give it meaning. But youre too intentiannly jaded and you think thats endearing and intelligent so this message will be lost to you.

Damn son, that definitely described me about a year ago

2real4me

just be urself user :)

>in season 4

>masterbates


have you seen many 4 years old masturbate?

I've been masturbating since at least before I was in kindergarten, I just didn't know what exactly I was doing until years later. Little kids very commonly play with themselves, but they don't know it's sexual in nature (not least of which because they don't know what sexuality is).

shut the fuck up

Sounds like somebody forgot their midol.

>its a security guard escorts Truman off the premises while he awkwardly mumbles "alright alright alright" episode

why don't they do a series reboot of truman, it would actually make sense unlike shit like scream and training day

shower is the kino place to pee

iflscience.com/environment/why-you-should-pee-as-you-shower-according-to-mathematics/

don't project sonny. you 're a troll who never watched the show

>It's a Truman gears himself up to meet a new social circle and fails to integrate yet again episode.

close enough
youtube.com/watch?v=hm3iwINTF90

I'm sorry, what? I was not the one who was originally belligerent.

> It's a Truman accidentally leaves the porn tape in the machine after ejaculating, leading to a protracted argument when his wife presses play to see Stop My Ass is on Fire 6 instead of the last 20 minutes of the previous nights episode of ER.

>It's a Truman doesn't know what he's doing with his life anymore so starts drinking every night and crying episode

>it's a Truman realises he won't survive the post-apocalyptic feudal wars with that attitude

>its a truman doesnt like blacks as much as he use to but they still insist on being apart of every single tv series and movie episode

>it's a flashback episode where young Truman pretends to go to college to make his parents proud

I liked the episode before that
>It's a Truman takes a week to mentally prepare for a new social circle and can barely cope with the nervousness episode.

>it's a Truman realises Cred Forums is just Cred Forums which is just reddit episode

Yeah, but I liked that episode's arc with Truman browsing Cred Forums at work and then getting caught.

Also Truman cleans the gunk out of this keyboard and finds it satisfying in that episode

It's a Truman forgets how to greentext episode.

>and then remembers

>it's a truman wants to desperately fuck a brazilian ladyboy but for some reason just can't get a flight to brazil

>it's a Truman browses archive.4plebs.org/tv/ghost/ episode

>it's one of the many truman posting anonymous rants about jews episode
>the firm he works for is taking more and more trips to the holocaust museum that just opened across the street from truman

lol what a retarded story

why not just fuck a cute trap from your country? my cousin can hook you up.

>It's a Truman gets occasional thoughts about throwing his phone out of a window or shouting really loudly in a room full of people episode.

haha classic Truman

No part of me is endearing or intelligent. I wake up each day and take my brothers and sisters to school because dad's dead and mom's a manic depressive alcoholic. When I return home I go to work as the sole breadwinner at a shitty labour job. I live for my family at the expense of any dream I might have. So think what you like user. You are nothing to me.

>it's a Truman meets a girl who seems really into him and is really cute so after a week or so he works up the courage to ask her out and she says yes and things are going really great for about a month and Truman stops feeling depressed and actually feels happy for a while and then seemingly out of nowhere she breaks it off without giving a reason and Truman rapidly spirals back into soul-crippling depression episode
It's been almost a year since the finale of that arc aired. I seriously thought Truman was going to kill himself.

It did. Season 14, episode 232 is when he eats his dick cheese.

>it's a Truman gets really drunk at a young age and kisses a girl for the first time until he sobers up and loses all of his charm episode

>it's a that same girl agrees to go on his first with him and it's terrible because he's a boring unfunny self-conscious person to be around most of the time and she visibly wishes she was somewhere else episode

Can't tell if it was her acting or not, but she made those uncomfortable social signs very believable. That's when the fapping alone seasons started.

Sure. I "definitely" believe you.

>it's a Truman pretends to be a sea monster in the bath for an hour episode

>the episode where Truman gets sick of finding dog shit on his lawn so he kidnaps and throttles the neighbours cocker spaniel to death in the dead of night and throws it's corpse in a dumpster and lies to his neighbours about not knowing what happened to Lucy

Seeing the neighbours barely concealed horror the morning after was amazing

>it's a Truman is tired of his roommate's dog shitting everywhere and making the apartment stink so he drives it 50 miles out into the woods and dumps it while his roommate is working episode

>its a truman walks around his school and hides in bathrooms during breaks because he doesnt have anyone to sit with, and makes sure not to walk by the same place twice before the bell rings
trumans early years were rough, no wonder we eventually got the shit mentioned in this thread

;_;

>it's a Truman cries himself to sleep after convincing himself he's going to die alone episode.

I watched that one last night

Found the weeb

>Its a Truman keeps posting the same thread everyday ruining its original novelty episode

Ya it's been on repeat for a while now

>its a truman keeps setting his alarm for 10 minutes later and it takes him an hour just to get out of bed episode

...

>it's a truman stays up for 60 hours because he believes someone is trying to break into his apartment and is too scared to sleep episode

powerful meme here.

>it's a Truman's dad walks in on him masturbating to incest porn even though he is 24 and all his female relatives have moved out

>it's a Truman lies up all night thinking about all his failures and finally falls asleep to thoughts of suicide episode

They need to stop showing this every weekday

mega lel

Why is there no ooze left on the top of the canvas?

>It's a Truman discovers Chris-Chan and spends hours and days digesting info possible on him. Truman busts a nut to the vid of Chris humping his blow up doll.
JULAAAAAAAAAAAY

>it's a Truman accidentally leaves his pipe in the microwave too long and roasts most of the resin, then accidentally knocks the pipe off his bed, spilling the fruits of his laborious half hour of scraping before shouting profanity and then being embarrassed about his neighbors possibly hearing him because his life has hit rock bottom episode

almost as painful as the episode where he spent an hour cutting the end of a coat hanger off so that he could reach the resin better

>my essentials
>with minerals added for taste
kek

>its a truman spends hours masturbating and crying from the porn stars' fake affection because he has never had a relationship episode

Just soak it in alcohol.

>Its a Truman hasn't left the house in over a month and he's been this way for almost 4 years and the people that were once worried about him are increasingly passive now

> it's a Truman takes his SATs episode
> it's a Truman stares at his computer for 8 hours episode
> it's a Truman stays inside and reads all day episode

I'm glad

It's a Truman wishes he was in high school with the knowledge he has now episode

>it's a Truman sharpens a lawnmower blade and goes on a killing spree downtown episode

Weird way to end the season

>it's a Truman bumps his own thread episode

I feel you. I work stocking at a warehouse.

FUCKING
U N D E R R A T E D

oy vey shut it down!

thanks for the tip but if i had money for alcohol i wouldn't be smoking resin in the first place

i'll try it next time though

>it's a Truman makes a Feels thread on Cred Forums and the thread just dies and gets pruned with one single reply "dumb frogposter" episode

>it's a Truman realizes all of his friends are degenerates but they're still the only interesting people he knows and probably couldn't handle life without them episode

>it's a Truman starting getting his life together but can't leave his old friends behind because nobody else will take him episode

>It's a Truman faps in the morning, doesn't wash his hands and goes about shaking every bodies hands episode

Wew.

> It's a Truman had a job interview on the 8th and they said they'd check with his references but it's the 22nd and they haven't called back episode

>it's a Truman realizes he's been jerking off so much recently that his right arm is visibly more buff than his left

...

>It's a Truman meets a girl online and adds her on Skype and at first she seems more interested in him but he eventually ruins it by being too eager to talk to her

Jesus, again Truman?

>It's a Truman is too scared to make a new thread because no one will post in it episode

>it's a Truman going to Target to look for a Christmas tree stand and finding out that they sold out of them that morning, so he goes to K-mart instead but they have also sold out of them, and as he gets back in his car to drive to Home Depot, he has a sudden moment of irrational panic and wonders if the clerks were lying to him, but then he laughs to himself and decides it's ridiculous, and he goes to Home Depot and finally finds a stand but it's thirty bucks and he can't justify spending that much on a christmas tree stand so he just puts the tree in a bucket of water and secures it to the wall with twine episode

>it's a Truman can't cry because he was born without a soul episode

I think that Truman was my dad that episode

>it's a Truman spends Saturday having a panic attack and nervous breakdown because he's going to meet an Asian girl in NYC the next day and when he does she's a 5.5/10 with a 7.5/10 body and he walks around NYC all day and has a good time and then they check into their hotel room and he has his first kiss at age 21 and then he gets naked and feels and sees his first boob in real life and then he gets a blowjob foe the first time and can't cum so he has to jerk off into her mouth then the Asian girl said she wants to get fucked even though she previously said no vagina because she was on his period so he goes out to buy condoms then he tries to fuck but can't get hard enough to stick it in and goes through 2 condoms trying to get hard enough to put it in then he finally puts it in and loses his virginity and humps for a minute or two until it comes out and he can't get here enough to get it back in and then he showers with the girl to was off all the period blood

I think they used a mop coated in pain

>it's a Truman starts lifting and quitting bad habits, slowly but steadily and still hasn't given up on his life episode
I hope he makes it bros

>it's a Truman has a paper due the next day but gets distracted by a Truman thread episode

I wonder if Truman couldn't get fully hard because his legs were cramping and very sore/tired after walking around NYC all day so all his blood flow was going to his legs and not his penis.

too close to home

>it's a Truman cries himself to sleep after convincing himself that tomorrow is going to be different episode
They should stop using this trope. Nothing never fucking changes.

>it's a Truman spends all day in his room shitposting on Cred Forums, shitting in a pedal bin, peeing in a bottle, cautiously accepting food from the numerous characters "worried about him" through the bin liner covered window and ignoring their attempts to coax him into leaving and doing something with his life episode

>first post
>cp
fuck
>it's a Truman realizes he is posting in a thread that has surpassed the bump limit a little bit too late episode

2real

Truman?

>It's a Truman likes a girl at work yet is too much of a fucking pussy to flirt with her more and ask her out episode

this, I've been digging myself out of a deep hole I made for myself, I want to be better

New thread where?